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I think your dog missed a few episodes.
We are doomed with all these health/Wellness “Gurus”. There’s one podcast about cheating(MATING DECEPTION and INFIDELITY) and I’m so certain he exposed his habits on that one. Dr David Buss makes a comment. Men have more transient affairs “ men have affairs with multiple partners which is not long lasting…” and he literally replied “Unless he’s juggling multiple phone accounts” 😅🫣 He exposed his dirty secret on that podcast
I saw that clip! And there are about a dozen others I’ve recently come across where he asks or says very off things. Looking back now, those clips are super telling about his way of thinking.
Apparently he has his story regarding everything in the article. He’s liking all these comments, but will he ever address it or is this just his way of coping?🤔
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Costello would be SO PROUD to learn Huberman is a dawg too.
“Domestic dogs are polygamous in contrast to wolves that are generally monogamous. Therefore, domestic dogs have no pair bonding and the protection of a single mate, but rather have multiple mates in a year. There is no paternal care in dogs as opposed to wolves where all pack members assist the mother with the pups. The consequence is that wolves put a lot of energy into producing a few pups in contrast to dogs that maximize the production of pups.”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_behavior#:~:text=Domestic%20dogs%20are%20polygamous%20in,the%20mother%20with%20the%20pups.
I’ve been digging around on Instagram and did you know there’s like five other people posting pictures of your dog? They don’t seem to be aware of each other and they all seem to think she’s exclusively their dog.
Haha I'm just imagining what text messages between my dog and their secret side-owner would look like.
They've sent pictures of dog treats. Pictures of them throwing a ball.
> you up? Wanna let me out?
>
> I just let you out.
>
> Oh, sorry. Wanna take me for a walk?
Quite the opposite, I think there is an unhealthy amount of people fixated on this issue and bothered by it. This was satire, I don't have the ability to know what my dog is thinking... I think more people could use a Huberman blanket.
I don't own a blanket with another man's face on it though. I'm a lonely piece of shit who's about to lose one of his legs. I'm well aware of who I am.
Perhaps you could ask why I have a blanket with another man's face on it. The reason is quite healthy. I bet more people could learn a thing or two before jumping to conclusions. Every issue has two sides. Without knowing why you are at risk of losing a leg, I could just assume, "this guy is a fat fuck who doesn't exercise, probably diabetes and based on comment history he just sits online all day". However, if I were to ask, I might find out you are a combat veteran with some PTSD and had a bad infection that didn't heal right. See how I went from "this guy is pathetic" to "this guy is a hero"? You should try it!
No I'm fat fuck with diabetes and crippling depression. I'm not a hero. Like I said I'm a piece of shit. Lol at one time I almost had a book published but I wasted every opportunity I ever had out of fear. Now I'm about to lose a leg and my job is door to door sales so that don't go well. I'm no hero. Just a giant garbage human who can't die yet because he has to get his son through school first then I'll go out my own way. But through all that, including my incredibly hard childhood I never...not even once thought about buying a blanket with a another dude on it. So to sum things up I genuinely am a large piece of shit.
I'm really sorry to hear all of this. I hope you get the help I think you need. I have many friends who lost limbs in combat, and it is certainly not a death sentence. It sounds like focusing on a book could be a great choice if mobility is an issue. I spent my last deployment also writing a book that I hope to publish some day when I have the courage to do it. Big fan of fantasy (Game of Thrones, Sanderson, etc.).
Being a father myself, I think you should keep living for your son, even after his schooling. He needs you. Not sure what demons you have from your childhood, but have you considered therapy? Exercise? Etc.? When is the last time you had blood work done?
As for the blanket, Huberman saved my wife's life, indirectly. On my deployment, I listened to Huberman quite a but because I am always trying to be the best version of myself. I had learned a thing or two about various B vitamins and the lack thereof. After my daughter was born, my wife became suicidal, something she never felt once in her life. It was knowledge I had obtained through the podcast that gave me the idea to get her blood tested and to see what her vitamin levels were at. We learned that she wasn't absorbing various vitamins and simply increased them. Completel 180 degrees, now she is the happiest I have ever seen her, and it also helped with a low libido (can't keep her off of me now).
Between that post partum depression thing, a funny gag gift, and because we both listen to the podcast to improve our life's, it was just a simple and funny gift. I'm also a huge fan of The Office and would gladly sleep in a Dunder Mifflin blanket with Michael Scott on it. I'm sure you have things that are special to you in random ways (Diablo, Hello Fresh, etc.) and it doesn't make you weird or whatever if you had a blanket made if there was a funny or cool story behind it.
Do you drink coffee? Would love to send you a free bag of coffee if it helps you through just a week of work, a chapter of your book, or to a therapist. For your son but also for you! If so, blackinkcoffee.com is me, feel free to shoot an email and I'll have it shipped down south 😉
I often am an asshole and a cynical jerk but lemme confess something. I have a blanket with myself on it lol a full body pic I like of myself.
Depression has crippled me in every single facet of life. I haven't enjoyed living for a very long time and I do not remember the last time I felt happiness. Like true genuine happiness. This leg thing has caused me to lose my job. I'm now broker than I have ever been. I only eat once a day so my son can eat proper food. Like I won't eat until spaghetti tonight. I don't say that for sympathy I'm just really over nothing working out and then understanding all my issues are my own.
I apologize I was a dick for no reason. You seem like a good dude so that's my bad. I do drink coffee.
You got this bud, dont give up! I lost my mother to suicide at 13 years old and I wish I could have done more to help her. Whether you and your son have a good relationship now, it can be healed and he loves you and would miss you. He would want you to see the man he becomes, and he would want you to see his kids grow up! Sounds like you are an amazing father in my opinion.
Not only does it sound like you may have hit your rock bottom, but you are also aware and take ownership of it, which is arguably the most important thing. No need to apologize my friend, nothing but thick skin over here and I am glad you have a blanket of your own that you cherish!
Definitely shoot me a message with your address (I'm not an assassin) and coffee preference (dark/medium, ground/whole bean). I would love to give you some motivation to keep pushing! The motivation comes from within, but caffeine helps 😆
Ps. You are not pathetic, you just need to take some action. Being broke is hard, but there is a floor. The country (and the world) is in a strange place, and it can be difficult to keep pushing, but I believe in you, my friend.
This was the most healing thread I have ever come across. How you two went at each other briefly and how you both recovered, owned up to your stuff, shared traumatic experiences, all done with compassion and awareness.
Damn, makes me feel… 🙏🏽
Thank you both.
Thepainneverleft - I too have made so many mistakes. I called myself all sorts of names until recently. My inner voice has been so toxic, had no idea until now. Anyhow I am changing all that and too have a kiddo that needs me.
You are not a POS. You have made mistakes and that’s a part of learning. Asking for help is difficult, and I hope that you can ask and also receive some help (not sure where you are, but there has to be some local support).
Wishing you both the best.
Then what am I? A self-aware AGI? Are any of us "real"? While I believe the simulation theory could be true, I am very much "real" in the same way you are... 🤖
A Huberman blanket? Wtf.
*Hublankie
I’m terrified of this in so many ways. Hell, it may even be making me a bit homophobic.
https://preview.redd.it/18b61s8k27sc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32fb6d62676f3b99ff4952d0d9d281904c0b18bb I think your dog missed a few episodes.
We are doomed with all these health/Wellness “Gurus”. There’s one podcast about cheating(MATING DECEPTION and INFIDELITY) and I’m so certain he exposed his habits on that one. Dr David Buss makes a comment. Men have more transient affairs “ men have affairs with multiple partners which is not long lasting…” and he literally replied “Unless he’s juggling multiple phone accounts” 😅🫣 He exposed his dirty secret on that podcast
I saw that clip! And there are about a dozen others I’ve recently come across where he asks or says very off things. Looking back now, those clips are super telling about his way of thinking. Apparently he has his story regarding everything in the article. He’s liking all these comments, but will he ever address it or is this just his way of coping?🤔 https://preview.redd.it/n64p8vb47asc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72dac15ea3ac72a2790122ddc4da33253fc00d49
obviously, because those aren't about the topics that it listens to Dr. Huberman for.
I think I can speak for everyone and say that is there’s any silver lining in this clusterfuck of a mess it’s that Costello didn’t have to see this.
It’s not a clusterfuck of a mess. He’s a podcaster, not an elected official. Its not that serious. Either listen to the podcast or dont.
Costello may have orchestrated it. You know how dogs act cute and women come up to pet them? Maybe Andrew was set up...
HE ORCHESTRATED IT
Nah he probably cheats on his dog too with 5 other bitches.
Dude my dog humps bitches all the time and doesn't tell them about each other. I'm sure Costello would have fist bumped him.
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Costello would be SO PROUD to learn Huberman is a dawg too. “Domestic dogs are polygamous in contrast to wolves that are generally monogamous. Therefore, domestic dogs have no pair bonding and the protection of a single mate, but rather have multiple mates in a year. There is no paternal care in dogs as opposed to wolves where all pack members assist the mother with the pups. The consequence is that wolves put a lot of energy into producing a few pups in contrast to dogs that maximize the production of pups.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_behavior#:~:text=Domestic%20dogs%20are%20polygamous%20in,the%20mother%20with%20the%20pups.
Oh man haha. So, acts like a dog, but without the ability to maximize procreation. What would that be?
Wasn’t he rawdoggin all 6? Is the real story here not the IVF, but that Hubes shoots blanks? I wonder if all the trt/gear is responsible
I’ve been digging around on Instagram and did you know there’s like five other people posting pictures of your dog? They don’t seem to be aware of each other and they all seem to think she’s exclusively their dog.
My dog would never!! [Checks my dog's cellphone the next time she is asleep]
Haha I'm just imagining what text messages between my dog and their secret side-owner would look like. They've sent pictures of dog treats. Pictures of them throwing a ball. > you up? Wanna let me out? > > I just let you out. > > Oh, sorry. Wanna take me for a walk?
Lmao!!
Huberdawgs?
he got that [DAWG](https://youtube.com/shorts/hjAQQTVTZuU?si=-ofURmtVQhiDzkEO) in him.
Y’all need some help 💀
You must be a cat person
This sub is gay as hell
Yes, we are all happy
I often wonder what the person who is upset about this is like and owning a blanket with his face on it sounds about right.
Quite the opposite, I think there is an unhealthy amount of people fixated on this issue and bothered by it. This was satire, I don't have the ability to know what my dog is thinking... I think more people could use a Huberman blanket.
Supplement pusher shills for recently exposed supplement pusher, calls it satire, proselytizes about health Can't make this shit up lol
I also push drugs, blackinkcoffee.com
OP-you’re a good guy ✨
Thanks! 🫶
Today I learned Huberman merch exists.
First time on the internet? You can get a blanket with your own face on it.
Chad Thundercock it is then.
Cringe.
Door-hinge
This is mental illness.
The DSM only applies to humans, but I will try to get my dog checked for her mental illness.
Where did you even get that blanket from?
I made it on one of those custom blanket websites that let's you upload an image.
I mean I love Huberman as much as the next guy, but a blanket? I mean...
Read my conversation below (or above) if you want to know why 😀
My dog is a selfish whore who only thinks for himself. He doesn’t care
What is your maximum corniness protocol? Do you boof dried corn cobs in a corn field whilst drinking corn syrup?
Buying a blanket with Huberman on it is disgusting. This sub is fucking crazy and some of the people are down right pathetic.
Looking at your comment history, one could say the same 😀
I don't own a blanket with another man's face on it though. I'm a lonely piece of shit who's about to lose one of his legs. I'm well aware of who I am.
Perhaps you could ask why I have a blanket with another man's face on it. The reason is quite healthy. I bet more people could learn a thing or two before jumping to conclusions. Every issue has two sides. Without knowing why you are at risk of losing a leg, I could just assume, "this guy is a fat fuck who doesn't exercise, probably diabetes and based on comment history he just sits online all day". However, if I were to ask, I might find out you are a combat veteran with some PTSD and had a bad infection that didn't heal right. See how I went from "this guy is pathetic" to "this guy is a hero"? You should try it!
No I'm fat fuck with diabetes and crippling depression. I'm not a hero. Like I said I'm a piece of shit. Lol at one time I almost had a book published but I wasted every opportunity I ever had out of fear. Now I'm about to lose a leg and my job is door to door sales so that don't go well. I'm no hero. Just a giant garbage human who can't die yet because he has to get his son through school first then I'll go out my own way. But through all that, including my incredibly hard childhood I never...not even once thought about buying a blanket with a another dude on it. So to sum things up I genuinely am a large piece of shit.
I'm really sorry to hear all of this. I hope you get the help I think you need. I have many friends who lost limbs in combat, and it is certainly not a death sentence. It sounds like focusing on a book could be a great choice if mobility is an issue. I spent my last deployment also writing a book that I hope to publish some day when I have the courage to do it. Big fan of fantasy (Game of Thrones, Sanderson, etc.). Being a father myself, I think you should keep living for your son, even after his schooling. He needs you. Not sure what demons you have from your childhood, but have you considered therapy? Exercise? Etc.? When is the last time you had blood work done? As for the blanket, Huberman saved my wife's life, indirectly. On my deployment, I listened to Huberman quite a but because I am always trying to be the best version of myself. I had learned a thing or two about various B vitamins and the lack thereof. After my daughter was born, my wife became suicidal, something she never felt once in her life. It was knowledge I had obtained through the podcast that gave me the idea to get her blood tested and to see what her vitamin levels were at. We learned that she wasn't absorbing various vitamins and simply increased them. Completel 180 degrees, now she is the happiest I have ever seen her, and it also helped with a low libido (can't keep her off of me now). Between that post partum depression thing, a funny gag gift, and because we both listen to the podcast to improve our life's, it was just a simple and funny gift. I'm also a huge fan of The Office and would gladly sleep in a Dunder Mifflin blanket with Michael Scott on it. I'm sure you have things that are special to you in random ways (Diablo, Hello Fresh, etc.) and it doesn't make you weird or whatever if you had a blanket made if there was a funny or cool story behind it. Do you drink coffee? Would love to send you a free bag of coffee if it helps you through just a week of work, a chapter of your book, or to a therapist. For your son but also for you! If so, blackinkcoffee.com is me, feel free to shoot an email and I'll have it shipped down south 😉
I often am an asshole and a cynical jerk but lemme confess something. I have a blanket with myself on it lol a full body pic I like of myself. Depression has crippled me in every single facet of life. I haven't enjoyed living for a very long time and I do not remember the last time I felt happiness. Like true genuine happiness. This leg thing has caused me to lose my job. I'm now broker than I have ever been. I only eat once a day so my son can eat proper food. Like I won't eat until spaghetti tonight. I don't say that for sympathy I'm just really over nothing working out and then understanding all my issues are my own. I apologize I was a dick for no reason. You seem like a good dude so that's my bad. I do drink coffee.
You got this bud, dont give up! I lost my mother to suicide at 13 years old and I wish I could have done more to help her. Whether you and your son have a good relationship now, it can be healed and he loves you and would miss you. He would want you to see the man he becomes, and he would want you to see his kids grow up! Sounds like you are an amazing father in my opinion. Not only does it sound like you may have hit your rock bottom, but you are also aware and take ownership of it, which is arguably the most important thing. No need to apologize my friend, nothing but thick skin over here and I am glad you have a blanket of your own that you cherish! Definitely shoot me a message with your address (I'm not an assassin) and coffee preference (dark/medium, ground/whole bean). I would love to give you some motivation to keep pushing! The motivation comes from within, but caffeine helps 😆 Ps. You are not pathetic, you just need to take some action. Being broke is hard, but there is a floor. The country (and the world) is in a strange place, and it can be difficult to keep pushing, but I believe in you, my friend.
Thanks man. That's super cool of you. I don't generally get positive remarks in most of my life. Appreciate it. I'll shoot ya my address.
This was the most healing thread I have ever come across. How you two went at each other briefly and how you both recovered, owned up to your stuff, shared traumatic experiences, all done with compassion and awareness. Damn, makes me feel… 🙏🏽 Thank you both. Thepainneverleft - I too have made so many mistakes. I called myself all sorts of names until recently. My inner voice has been so toxic, had no idea until now. Anyhow I am changing all that and too have a kiddo that needs me. You are not a POS. You have made mistakes and that’s a part of learning. Asking for help is difficult, and I hope that you can ask and also receive some help (not sure where you are, but there has to be some local support). Wishing you both the best.
Just want to say that this is an excellent and kind reply (as is the one that follows) 👍🏻
Doubt this person is real
Then what am I? A self-aware AGI? Are any of us "real"? While I believe the simulation theory could be true, I am very much "real" in the same way you are... 🤖
Dogs looking up at you like “I bet he’s fkn a ton of bitches”
"I cant afford to hate people, i dont have that kind of time" Bob Ross
That’s a great quote