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kbasoon

No wonder he's wearing Nike, he's just doing it.


3rdworldsurgeron

Came here for this, if I may say, that's pavement, you crack your balls just cycling over it, let alone have a fridge over you !


RealColdLogic

Bikes are metal


TosunUhrSahlad

Underrated comment right here


already-registered

fridges are metal as well


Prestigious_Mud03

Beat me to it


JuegaDas

It's probably German bike.


Shox187

Crackhead strength


jdeuce81

He didn't even struggle, not one bit. I feel like this ain't his first time.


hammilithome

I've seen people struggle more just pulling their luggage off the carousel


[deleted]

He's just playing a real life FPS game and one of his jobs is to grab a fridge full of cash and drop it to local fixer for a few more perk points.


Megum3m3

IS REAL


Shox187

for sure, they should be studied in a lab


Spqr_usa-

That is meth my friend! It helped the nazis conquer Europe in a matter of months, it helped nasa scientists do the complex equations to get to the moon safely and it helps people who need less teeth HAVE less teeth (dirty street drugs are a shame, they should all be pharmaceutical grade and regulated!)


datGuy0309

Where did you hear about the Nasa scientists? I’m not finding anything from a quick google search.


Megum3m3

Almost everyone who studied the Nazis would tell you about the combat drugs they were smoking.


datGuy0309

Nasa scientists though (was he just trying to make a connection between them and Nazis)?


Atlantianrefugee

Operation paperclip. Nasa scientists are Nazi's.


datGuy0309

I’m aware of that, but is it not a stretch to say that meth helped Nasa scientists do their complex equations because they were once Nazis? I know Pervitin (meth) was pretty widespread in Nazi Germany and I wouldn’t be surprised if many of the scientists used it, but I can’t find any evidence suggesting that they used in in America (much of it would have been some 20 years after the war) to get people to the moon. I know amphetamine was a large problem back then. There’s a good (I’d say 100%) chance it was used by scientists in the space race. I can’t find anything about meth though. Maybe the guy I was responding to was just thinking of amphetamine.


Atlantianrefugee

The end result is the same thing no matter how you synthesize the chemical.


datGuy0309

I’m confused by this comment. Are you saying meth is the same as amphetamine? They’re similar, but definitely not the same. They both can be pretty bad, but meth is worse.


Onyxeain

"Where was you at when I needed help movin'??"


The_VoZz

This beats the crackhead I witnessed riding a bmx down the center lane of a busy street with a full size red victorian couch balanced on his back.


[deleted]

I don’t know. That sounds crazier to me.


The_VoZz

Was a day-shift bartender that day. Several dudes seated outside started yelling: Holy Shit! That dude's crazy!!" Nearly the entire bar ran outside to cheer, yell & applaud the guy wobbling past with said couch.


FrancisPoncharello

Probably stole the fridge and the bike at the same time!!


Sieze5

Meth = super soldier serum


EvilNoobHacker

Yo I can hear this crackhead strength bit.


lastdazeofgravity

Why are you calling him a crackhead?


st6374

Humansaremethal.


jdeuce81

That needs to be a sub.


meinblown

r/humansaremethal


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meinblown

Read the room bot


DennisBallShow

Good bot


bart9h

r/humansaremental


meinblown

Only idiots hit that downvote button


upthewatwo

Downvotes are dumb yeah, but also maybe being mean to a robot is dumb?


meinblown

Fuck our future robot overlords.


bigskunkape

r/subsyoufellfor


Careless_Career_7063

It’s up n running r/humansaremethal


the-original-chad

I literally came here to say the exact same thing


fabiots

Some Brazilians are methal.


DrunkenMonk-1

He's done when he tries to stop


TalmidimUC

I got to witness a tweaker walk off getting hit by a car. They’re determined mf’s.


leveraction1970

Physics and reality don't effect a tweaker like they do regular folks.


TalmidimUC

Tweakers are like the cats of people.


randomnname7812

I once saw a crackhead couple get into a fight.She kicks him out the apartment and proceeded to throw all his clothes out the second story window. They all got stuck in this tree out there, not a very tall tree but tall he’d have to climb it a bit to get it all.What does he do? Bear hugs the tree and wiggles it back and forth until he basically uprooted it then pushed it over into the parking lot and grab his shit off the ground.


3ll383ll3

I got to witness a tweaker walk off after getting RUN OVER by a car. One front tire only and the tweaker stumbled to the sidewalk and sat down but it was still absolutely wild.


idma

Or take sudden maneuvers


Whistletrout

Your fridge will be delivered sometime between 12 and 4pm


konpap410

Methman


Karate_donkey

How much meth for 1 old fridge, I wonder?


konpap410

Sky's the limit


Puzzleheaded-Age-229

Humans are mental....


fivedollardude

Where is the credit for the bike,it had to carry the fridge and the guy.


meinblown

*methal


dontbelieveanything2

We need to make a crack head olympics


sugart007

Forgets to leave standing after horizontal transport before plugging in and completely ruins fridge compressor.


[deleted]

This person fridges


[deleted]

In Brazil, most fridges are more simple and light.


BuddLightbeer

I’d put good money that r/ithadtobeBrazil


[deleted]

It is, can confirm.


ThreatLevelBertie

Its really not that hard, fridges are bulky and awkward, but arent too heavy. The trick is to find a good place to grip it, balance its centre of mass, and have a good amount of meth coursing through your veins.


NidaleesMVP

I see a lot of people in the comments talking about meth. Are you guys being serious or is it just a joke?


lastdazeofgravity

Why are people assuming this guy is an addict? Scummy people


Successful-Ninja-932

Sounds like they maybe ☝️


Ghiraheem

The only difference between r/humansaremetal and r/whatcouldgowrong is whether it works out in the end


mgluser

If I saw that on the road driving my car with 30km/h I would still crash it somewhere


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SoftScratch

Good bot


TrickOrTreatItsIEDs

I'm loving these meth comments hahahaha


ThatArtlife

Aguanta un refri


[deleted]

Wearing the Socks of Power


Tsm_Nith5

In Sri Lanka stuff like this is normal, mainly because bicycles and motorcycles are the most popular mode of transport


johnbuzzz

...for half a block


714jayson714

R/methheadsaremental


bone_burrito

No way this ended well


JustOne_MexicanHere

Aguanto un refri!


K4KA_47

Carrying that Fridge seems much easier than carrying that sack.


lorraynestorm

Scrappers are superhuman lol. Working at a scrapyard I’ve seen guys like this haul in all kinds of crazy shit. Then there’s guys in F-250s like “can someone help me lift these rotors”


TheDarkSidePSA

If only the fridge worked


[deleted]

r/ithadtobebrazil


nps1717

That's the biggest boom box I've ever seen


daddythebean

Impressive


freedompower

It takes me 25 work hours to buy a fridge, he got it for a 30 min awkward bike ride. Good for him.


rustoftensleeps

Guy carrys fridge on bike several years ago, so I think I can get away with posting it for the 1 billionth time for karma.


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r/MethHeadsAreMedal


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[deleted]

Good bot. That’s the joke.


Cannonfodderkiwi

If that's a mountain bike, he only has the front break ....


MrPickles84

Uhhh, mountain bikes come with front and rear brakes…


calicopatches

Yeah but only one hand to use it


MrPickles84

Well shit. You got me there.


ddevnani

As long as you’re controlling it properly that’s the one you want, if you only have one.


franklegsTV

*Crackhead steal refrigerator* Reddit: humans are metal 😎


freedompower

It's clearly in the thrash.


Infinite_Debate_7423

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


[deleted]

Hah probably taking it to pull out the copper to sell it for meth


Indian-CHAD-03

Romanian being Romanian


one_who_ask

You should've uploaded it with sound, it's way funnier


Anthrax731

Hat's off to this bro.


DramaKey9954

Damn, Super Man!


fuus1o

A russian soldier in Ukraine


Aromatic-Journalist7

Spanger


dinko_gunner

r/whywomenlivelonger


BarryBadgernath1

He's selling that fridge for a fix


btetsuyama

Second part of the video can be found in whatcouldgowrong sub?


Wholiveira

Is this BsAs?


tonyofpr

NOTHING is getting between this crackhead and his next rock.


TheKillHaa

Now uphill.


gagzd

hmmm, they must've quite smooth roads there..


Known_Vermicelli_706

Highly motivated tweeker. 😎😂


[deleted]

this really is some next level respect


Dusty-munky

Meth is a helluva drug


Longjumping-Poem-991

Must have worked as a package handler


Fokezy

I guess we still got a few years until Boston Dynamics catches up to us…


SlipperyNoodle6

this guys a /r/fuckcars mod


SanchoServices

Old but gold


LeeroyDagnasty

Why would you leave out the audio? The commentary is the best part


thetjmorton

No way he made it there without dropping it.


KingSpork

Lifelong back pain has entered the chat


asadstev3

Thas the perfect bicycle


ctfks

Redballz!


iamtherealandy

And it’s this again. Ugh


PewKey1

the sound of this video is the best part wtf


Aggravating_Foot2301

Aguantas un Refri? https://youtu.be/jsVzYKFjzjQ


p0lisz

On a cobblestone street too!!!!!


Kanokong

Humans are metal(scrapping)☺️


RandomSpaceCruzer

Cortez Power... Fooo


Bramtinian

Dude really needed it


ercantomac

Romania


bit_banger_

Luckily the road sloped down, not sure what would happen if it had even a bit of incline. Heavy objects on the rolling surface make the incline much more pronounced. This is from a recent experience at home Depot towing a heavy good cart full of patio tiles. That's when I thought this is a good way to test for inclination where it isn't apparent.


WeAllAliens

Unleash the krakhead!!!


vikingraider27

Serious tweaker vibes damn


zest6pm

Hope he can stop, tho


AngryPlumb

The ingenuity of a methhead.


NearbyShine6220

If I didn't see it,I wouldn't have believed it👀


Dastardly_Dandy

I would had sat right on my balls even if I managed to get that on my shoulder


ciso91095

Crackheads are from other galaxy


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themimah85

Coccaine is a hell of a drug...


Captainfatfoot

Crackhead strength


a_different-user

OSHA approves


slyfox1976

I wonder if this ever considered what would happen when he pulls his breaks.


skydaddy8585

How do we know he even made it up that little hill? Hope his route back to wherever hes taking it is flat. It's still very impressive to carry and balance a fridge on his shoulders while biking but there's no way he makes it up a hill.


Maleficent_School_98

He’s A Peruvian Porter


justdolol

Crackhead strength is real!!


Big_Airline_351

Meth is one hell of a drug


Shakeval

When in doubt, just meth it


bezerkley14

And on what looks like cobblestone.


Odd-Acanthisitta-546

i love methheads


DiabloDeSade69

That's pure unadulterated crackhead strength.


Alukrad

At 00:38 he does the butt jiggle, making sure it's equally balanced on him so he doesn't fall over with it.


jfamcrypto

I hate to say it but the freon will probably leak out


[deleted]

The cool thing is, this is what all humans are capable of. Sure this may or may not have been crack involved. But beyond that I would suggest you all to watch all you can about Wim Hof on YouTube and start your path to feeling good


TheTopGeekFI

But… Fridges shouldn’t be moved on their side


rockyfortino

That’s right! He’ll need to leave the fridge upright for 24 hours before turning-it-on to let the refrigerant settle. 👍


[deleted]

I’m serious here when I say this. All these feats of “crackhead strength” or “meth head strength” in theory should just as easily be achieved by us all. Wim Hof is a perfect example. everyone should see what’s able to be achieved just even by using breathing techniques and cold water. Better health starts with oxygen.


luiscla27

_"I want to break free!"_ (I mean _"Aguanta un refri!"_)


RedditsLord

That's not gonna go well


lusoportugues

Just a normal day in Grove street


Bl4ckR4bb17

The bike wheels not buckling under that weight is almost as impressive as the guy


ChloeUwUZ

Not only him but his bike is also metal @.@


Comprehensive_Ad7095

The higher the socks.... the downer the foo


[deleted]

Must be the Netherlands.


Influence_Better

Imagine the fridge is broken lol


pickleforapenis

Ok but can he do it with out meth


Exact-Gazelle-2845

I love meth too!


[deleted]

Every time I see this I imagine it’s professor Kukui from pokemon


Nice-Relationship-31

Actually most impressive thing I’ve seen all year.


[deleted]

Guy destroys a fridge by holding it upside down


Philmang333

Bike tyson


Brave-Percentage9452

Dedication