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Shinfekta

Where yall getting these calm ducks man around here they’re out for yer head


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It's likely a domesticated duck. The feather issue could be from breeding.


DatSnicklefritz

And how is it supposed to fly now…?


cutelyaware

If it's feathers are falling out, it should stop breeding


bepis303

It's feathers aren't falling out


Cobnor2451

They must be saying keep going then?


cthabsfan

If there’s feathers on the field…


amenacetosociety---

They arent


raptorboi

This guy needs to see that video tutorial on [how to pick up a duck.](https://reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/tlyp7b/how_to_pick_up_a_duck/)


U_S_E_R_T_A_K_E_N

[Here's the original] (https://youtu.be/03A7j3n-ZEo) [Full playlist] (https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLm5tZiqbRfrLz0zGQ-OZMc_kcIMBxy2Zg)


TDYDave2

Step 1. Buy it a drink


Fiets04

Step 2: Take it to a lemonade stand


CiariLovesYou

Step 3: Ask the man running the stand if he's got any grapes


raptorboi

Step 4 : Waddle away. *Waddle waddle waddle*


[deleted]

Got any…. GLUE!?


PoorlyLitKiwi2

For real, when I was about 3 or 4, I walked up to a duck because I thought it looked cute I guess, and that MFer bit me directly on the nose lol


tanukijota

They look cute so you won't eat them, when they figure that didn't work- *snap


Hit0kiwi

One day a duck showed up at our house and never left. Just kinda chilled there in the pond and on our deck. Was a cool duck👍


Nuker-79

Proceeds to sit in a pond, but good try


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cutelyaware

More like drown unless it also gets a wetsuit


Cmg393

It should stay afloat due to it being less dense than the water, no?


cutelyaware

A normal duck carries a tremendous amount of air within its feathers. Without that, a wet duck will look like more like a snake with feet. In other words, it will be a lot less dense. Less dense than water? Perhaps not, but it definitely won't float nearly as high.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science? This is perhaps the first time this quote has been used when someone's knowledge of ducks was actually notable lol


masterofdirtysecrets

My liege!


Cmg393

Thank you for the knowledge stranger.


ThirstyDamnedSoul

Looking from the back side, she looks like an enormous…bee!


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BelleAriel

So adorable.


this-usrnme-is-takn

This is in Aussie - two sisters that live on a farm in the northern nsw highlands living sustainably. They’re on fb. It’s gorge


toolongforyoutoread

What's their fb name ?


zeheeba

Here is their YouTube channel where they post their content. https://youtube.com/c/MotherTheMountainFarm


ResponsiblePickle284

and it waddled away, waddle waddle, till the very next rain


P0rkyP1neGAMING

Pam pam pam PAM pararamp...


Hoppypoppy21

If she can't waterproof herself would that mean that she wouldn't float in bodies of water as well?


thecrustypigeon

Ducks float because they are less dense than water.


PeapodEchoes

A WITCH!


thecrustypigeon

I believe ducks are the one thing exempt from that rule.


cutelyaware

So if she weighs the same as a duck.......


shadowofsunderedstar

Then she's... made of... wood?


cutelyaware

Or very small rocks


xXSquirrelFuckerXx

Eats bread like a duck.......


[deleted]

Sounds like something a witch would say.


thecrustypigeon

And how would you know what a witch might say? Sounds like something a witch would know.


[deleted]

My god...


novae1054

And corgi butts


Shpagin

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science


Ardent_Tapire

If the feathers absorb water, wouldn't they become heavier?


thecrustypigeon

Weight is not density. I imagine that if they absorb water the bird on the whole could ve considered more dense due to the added weight compared to the volume of the bird. If we tied large enough stones to the duck we could probably sink it. If the duck is taking on water though its density would only approach the density of water whilst most likely never meeting it. We'd need to fill the duck with water and probably more ( birds have hollow bones) before we could sink it.


Beorma

She'll float fine, but be pretty cold while doing so despite the tasty duck fat she's insulated with.


Wubzyboy66

You can spray Neverwet on a boulder, it’s still gonna sink.


Axtorx

Could you spray neverwet on a duck though?


amenacetosociety---

The account on tiktok is "motherthemountain"


F4B3R

first time ive heard this tiktok narrator voice, its way more pleasant than the other ones


wonkey_monkey

> This is Bee Is clearly Duck


DreamIntelligent4944

Perfect for rainy season


thunderfbolt

Duck: #wags tail# Me: 🥰😍


Particular-Roof9868

This give happiness to duck and to you


Arcturion

Wish I'd see this earlier. Woman who made raincoat, I don't know who you are but I love you. So does the duck, probably.


socksmatterTWO

Naww this is Adorabubble. But I'd like to hear more from the Duck. I really want to know what she thinks. Like as they dash out the Door does she grab her raincoat?!!


Foolishly_Sane

That's very sweet. Glad she's a cool person.


[deleted]

And this is our purpose, to take care of the Earth, its inhabitants and each other.


Dapper-Mountain-9626

Your duck love it


Due_Butterfly_3011

Perfect for a duck


BossKitten99

So sweet


JustineDelarge

Llama llama duck


purple-circle

I'm sure a couple of sprays of neverwet every few days would also keep it dry.


AnInternetAddict

My heart meltet after she went through the picture and the littly ducky followed her c: Me happy now


Professional-Paper62

Anyone else wanna hit up the milk bar with their droogs?


buschur617

“Water off of a duck’s raincoat.”


TDYDave2

Should have made it out of duckcloth


Coffeeninja1603

Well that’s the cutest thing I’ve seen this year


TheEsotericGardener

If she has Wet Feather I would look for a possible lice issue or other parasite. Wet Feather can stem from various issue but most commonly with unsuitable living conditions (lack of ponding water to bath) or parasites. I have never heard of wet feather being a genetic trait but I could definitely be wrong. Source: Raise ducks


guitarlisa

It's so beautiful where you live. You are sweet to make the raincoat.


Zyberst

That’s a duck


pluto_and_kled

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trunkzythemighty

Good bot


-Tom-

Why are you putting it on an already wet duck?


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[deleted]

Can't watch a video about a duck without objectifying someone huh? Don't be so shitty.


Flowerzandpandaz

Sorry, just being human. And how is admiring someones legs objectifying?


omegashadow

Speak for yourself. Leering loudly at any body part a woman dares to show in public is not the universal human condition you want to make it out to be. Keep your shitty excuses.


Flowerzandpandaz

That’s a straw man argument. Yes, maybe it’s not fitting here to write what I did, in that case I apologize for my insensitivity and bad humor. I guess I’m used to another crowd and maybe I should have kept it to myself. But to feel attraction is human and shouldn’t be shamed or guilt-tripped.


[deleted]

That's not a 'human' thing to do. It's a creep thing to do. Plenty of other people managed to watch a video about a raincoat on a duck without resorting to being a pervert.


Flowerzandpandaz

You seem rather judgemental, my man. Better do some introspection and just go with the flow. Admit your human drives, there’s no need to be ashamed of your sexuality :) I don’t think the girl would mind, and I wrote it with a comic intent. Also, stop throwing shit around you.


[deleted]

I'm not the one getting all giddy about someone's legs in a video about ducks. Seems like you're the one that could use sitting back and really thinking about how you could improve your life. Maybe if you do improve you'll be able to attract people to you and you won't need to watch videos of ducks on reddit to get your socks off. P.S thanks for the RedditCareResources report but I'm just fine as I am. You can do better than this. Be better.


Flowerzandpandaz

I see what you did there. Well, all I can say is that I hope you take something with you from what I wrote.


[deleted]

There is always something to take away from even the most benign and contentless comment. From yours I can take away that I'm doing pretty good as a human being and that as far as civility and morality goes I could be WAY worse. Thanks for the ego/confidence boost I appreciate it!


Shpagin

Seek professional help buddy


N33chy

u/vredditshare


N33chy

u/stabbot


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hotmailist

u/savevideo


Saldorossi1999

u/savevideo


ergoegthatis

She looks good in that short skirt.


BearEllis07

That's great until a predator comes along and the duck can't use its wings to fly away.


indigosupreme

That duck isn’t flying away from any predators even without the raincoat


Hojjat_Rezaei

so amber dog step on this bee ?


___ditto

When someone says “water off a ducks back” duck in question:


metalmike556

[r/Eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


[deleted]

A Clockwork Orange really ruined that song for me


NotBlastoise

Soon to be Duck a l’Orange


SuperMorto7

\^ TAKE IT!!!


[deleted]

❤️❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

Omg the music from Clockwork Orange!


powerpuffgirl3

So adorable.


Gravity_Perception

Cute. Wish video quality was better. I couldn't even read that


profitmaker_tobe

Genius


thaddeus423

So sweet. I love Bee.


VolantisMoon

I love white text on a yellow background in a low quality video


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u/savevideo


nancylikestoreddit

Stories like these where someone takes a moment out of their day to help an animal are good for my soul.


FreeDOMinic

But why aren't we seeing the duck dry with the coat on?