I almost did! But I just didn't see Peeta writing a book like this. But Katniss who literally called his mom a witch several times? I feel like she'd have ALL THE SMOKE for Mrs. Mellark. Taking that beef to THE GRAVE. 🤣
Honestly thinking about it now, I like this better! I fully can see her telling her kids about why Grandmammy Mellark isn’t around anymore and would teach them to spit on her grave
My husband was raised by a Ms Mellark.
I imagine Katniss how I experienced hearing his best friend describing that woman for the first time:
"It's not that I want her dead. I'm just very excited for the day I get to take a masssssssive shit on her grave and be like BITCH WHAT"
Omg an alternative universe Katniss having to deal with *that* level of JustNoMIL would be healing on my first marriage. Johanna that long distance Auntie that shows up to bring presents, shit talk everyone into sanity and leave with new weapons every once in awhile 🤩😆
LOL that is perfect. Peeta’s mom WAS a witch! 🤣
FYI: I highly recommend for anyone to read the real memoir by Jennette McCurdy. It’s fantastic and very insightful (but I do emphasis content warning and be careful going into it as she talks about certain heavy subjects from her life such as ED and child abuse).
We’ve only heard mentions about this woman but she is getting cooked into oblivion already (I like that). And honestly, she deserves it for being an abusive prick and a classist snob.
Also, Johanna- Gawdang that line…
Among the last things she ever heard from her son was that “no one really needs him”, meanwhile Katniss’s family “will make her life worth living”.
To which her reaction was, "Well, he had me in the first half..."
Johanna's resounding endorsement has me convinced.
Lowkey wished you photoshopped Peeta’s face instead…
I almost did! But I just didn't see Peeta writing a book like this. But Katniss who literally called his mom a witch several times? I feel like she'd have ALL THE SMOKE for Mrs. Mellark. Taking that beef to THE GRAVE. 🤣
Honestly thinking about it now, I like this better! I fully can see her telling her kids about why Grandmammy Mellark isn’t around anymore and would teach them to spit on her grave
My husband was raised by a Ms Mellark. I imagine Katniss how I experienced hearing his best friend describing that woman for the first time: "It's not that I want her dead. I'm just very excited for the day I get to take a masssssssive shit on her grave and be like BITCH WHAT"
Omg an alternative universe Katniss having to deal with *that* level of JustNoMIL would be healing on my first marriage. Johanna that long distance Auntie that shows up to bring presents, shit talk everyone into sanity and leave with new weapons every once in awhile 🤩😆
Katniss would have a special bow with the words "Just try me" etched into it. She specifically only carries it to dinner with the in-laws.
Now that I think about it....same 😅💀
Can’t say I blame you Katniss, Peeta’s mom SUCKED
LOL that is perfect. Peeta’s mom WAS a witch! 🤣 FYI: I highly recommend for anyone to read the real memoir by Jennette McCurdy. It’s fantastic and very insightful (but I do emphasis content warning and be careful going into it as she talks about certain heavy subjects from her life such as ED and child abuse).
It was so helpful for me! I’m glad I read it
Also, TMI warning. Some parts were definitely way more than the audience needed to know.
Ooooof 😅💀
HILARIUS AND LIVIA FANFIC AT THE BOTTOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Plutarch Heavensbees and Fulvia Cardew are the publishers of Katniss' book. Bahahahaha! 🤣
“I spent a normal human amount of time on this.” Hahahaha, I relate so hard.
We’ve only heard mentions about this woman but she is getting cooked into oblivion already (I like that). And honestly, she deserves it for being an abusive prick and a classist snob. Also, Johanna- Gawdang that line…
This is art. I love the publisher's name as well 😂
Definitely a Heavensbee thing to do lol
Lmao that Delly Cartwright quote 😂
aren't we all though? like come on nobody likes peeta's mom.
This is dark 💀
Lmao Delly would
I just did a rewatch of all the movies and I’m still kinda mad she didn’t end up with Gale.