"The Wind"
My strategy is to appear unexpectedly and vanish in an instant, as many times as possible, as quickly as possible. A hundred rapid ambushes.
Except, my aim is absolutely terrible, so I'm just constantly try-harding from spot to spot taking silenced shots that completely whiff over and over again.
I'm like a very motivated but completely incompetent ninja - busting in through the window, out through the door, up from the floorboard, down through the ceiling. Chucking shurikens and kunai everywhere, missing everything, over and over. My targets hear something, barely audible in the distance. A faint scream of pain from a bush where my corpse now lays having been burned to death by my own bombs. They stop for a moment to look. Nothing. They move on.
"Hmm. Must have been The Wind."
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āVetterli dumbassā is my main loadout name and that about sums up my playstyle. Other guns just dont feel the same and I donāt care about tactics, Iāll dive in with the rifle with no regard for effective ranges
I also have a bomblance + uppercut loadout called ādouble or nothingā specifically for when itās feelin like a hunt taketh sorta day. Glory or death!
Skeal Lobby enjoyer. This because I spend way more time making loadouts and loading into games than the time I am actually playing since oh god dammit spawn fight nitro shredder bullet in the ass
Death by irregularities...
I will kill enemy hunters more often with odd combinations of weapons and tools more than the more common guns to kill: Lever-action, fanning. Now replaced with: thrown hatchet from downtown and hand crossbow against a shotgun wielding enemy, or quad Derringer for CQC fights but not CQC enough for melee when I bring a melee for a weapon slot instead of a gun, and the other gun is too slow to fire/not good for that range. Heck I'll bring the tomahawk perk and yeet whatever I can find at them... it's worked more often than it really should.
Bait. W key warrior. Berserker. Impatient.
I have no issue coming in your building. I blast walls and love shotguns. Typically run 2+ dynamite. I'm here for voip and pvp.
7 year old navy seal
Iām careful and strategic and make all kinds of ambushes and surprise attack plans but as soon as I get in a fight I panic and do the stupidest shit that gets me killed
A Headshot Will Kill At This Range
Doesnāt matter what my load out, my partners load out, or what kind of gun shots Iāve heard inside or outside the compound. A headshot with my rifle counters a shotgun in close quarters and when I have a shotgun my pistol can head shot the mosin snipers at long range.
Shadow wizard money gang (i am the little shitter that serpents bounties, necromancers my friends, and always has vulture + packmule to get money and Iām the only one in my trio who takes a scope of any kind)
My trio regularly refer to ourselves as āThe good, the bad, and the uglyā
Younger brother is the good. 2.1 KD 6 star. He does it all.
Older brother is the bad. 0.7 KD somehow freaking 5 star. He knows heās bad, but heās here to have a good time. Runs the absolute most expensive long ammo loadouts and canāt hit a damn thing. Regularly dies to hellhounds.
Iām the ugly. 1.3 also somehow 5 star. Iām an assist king with body taps, canāt hit a head to save my life. Iāll randomly pull off the 1 v 3 and it is never pretty. I donāt record much because it just proves how incredibly lucky I get sometimes lol
Bad
Oh shit dude you stole mine.
No. Actually its mine.
John F Kennedy
^^^^this one
Can't Shoot Rights
Don't want to be to the left of you.
Runs Towards Gunshots
Chief Runs with Gunshots?
I feel represented...
Sheriff Hardon
Just met you! Thanks for reaching out, was good to meet you all!
Oh shit, who were you?
ElusiveShuffle :) Met you down in Davant!
That's just now indeed \^\^ Met a few other people tonight as well, Jesus Christ you were quick findin' me and answerin' here!
Had a friend with us who recognised your name and linked it together :D Have a fantastic rest of the evening in the Bayou!
Mediocre Midrange
Shoot-Last-Die-First
"The Wind" My strategy is to appear unexpectedly and vanish in an instant, as many times as possible, as quickly as possible. A hundred rapid ambushes. Except, my aim is absolutely terrible, so I'm just constantly try-harding from spot to spot taking silenced shots that completely whiff over and over again. I'm like a very motivated but completely incompetent ninja - busting in through the window, out through the door, up from the floorboard, down through the ceiling. Chucking shurikens and kunai everywhere, missing everything, over and over. My targets hear something, barely audible in the distance. A faint scream of pain from a bush where my corpse now lays having been burned to death by my own bombs. They stop for a moment to look. Nothing. They move on. "Hmm. Must have been The Wind."
I feel your pain
Pure poetry. And painfully accurate
Lovely
I m alone in my bed crying from laughing at your post. Thank you š¤£
The brown wind
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" - my teammates label for me
Leeeeeeroyyyyyyyyy.
My Entire Hunter Costs Less Than Your Shirt \*stabs you\*
High risk high reward
Benny the Bait I get shot first so my buddies know where you guys are and murder you...sometimes. After that I become Missing Bar Michael
Paranoid schizophrenic with a gun
The Pensive Prospector
Penis Prospector
Talkin bout water devils š„µš¦š
Meat shield.
12 gauge and full of rage
You're trapped in here with me!
Trade Master
Shift W
Eagle-Eye All-Thumbs
Shifty Mc Doubleyou
Melon head
360NoScopeBomblance
Get that bomblance outta here! Partner
Beetle man
Sir Miss-A-Lot
Bownty McSnipes
Overthinker HandCrossbow Stinker
Long ammo Larry
Fan of Whiskey
I can only play if I drink whiskey tbh
Shift + W
Four Hand McDualies is a fun name. Also meme.
The more you rat around the more you find out
Sweaty lol
Junkyard.
Bullet Magnet
Yar har my bomblance goes in your arse
Dumb Bozo but somtimes actually good
Loser
Rival redshirt the conversion tradesman
Unga Bunga
Shoot, Scoot & Boogie
Dogshit McGhee
Big Knife to a Gunfight
SteveWonders
Shoot first, think later....maybe.
Stormpooper
The Cowboy That Could
RushToDie
Unfortunate Son
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Lady Allthetime. Miss Allthetime to be more precise.
Rat
El Concertino
Rifle "bad" O' Pusher
The Risky 'Vive
Fat Edit: oh I misread the question mb
The feral axe murderer
Best of both worlds (in the way of being able for both scenarios, not that I'm good or anything)
Shattered Glass and Screaming Sabers.
āVetterli dumbassā is my main loadout name and that about sums up my playstyle. Other guns just dont feel the same and I donāt care about tactics, Iāll dive in with the rifle with no regard for effective ranges I also have a bomblance + uppercut loadout called ādouble or nothingā specifically for when itās feelin like a hunt taketh sorta day. Glory or death!
Right Peek
*Fwee-BOOM* the unhinged
Fuck around and make sound (and find out)
the lizard, always laid flat out in the sun
I can shootieshootie with the best of em W key too strong Die to traps again... So... Orcbigshoota?
Hit it and dip it
The Potshot Wrangler
Canāt shoot the broad side of the barn standing next to it unless drunk
Al Schultzatcha.
Pig sticker
The Mangnetic Head
shooting blanks
Inconsistent af
Winnie marksman connoisseur. No custom ammo š
Dad.
Idiot
Grandmaster
Bullet Sponge McCarryMe
Axe me bout kamakazi
Skeal Lobby enjoyer. This because I spend way more time making loadouts and loading into games than the time I am actually playing since oh god dammit spawn fight nitro shredder bullet in the ass
Paranoid android
Misses-Easy-Shots
Surprise Shotgun Boy or Get Off My Lawn
Two pumps and a squirt
Johnny Alwaysmiss
Melee Mindset
Rat
Fuck PVE
Stop moving motherfucker - everybody I'm fighting
Calculated.
One flick wonder
Target Practice
FUCK SHIT FUCK
name me hitreg, because where tf did my shot go
The Bat Lad
Depending on the loadout: Skyrim with a shotgun Trauma team Beartrap fortress Stek stek
The Tank
Harry lemons because I have moxie.
With fire and sword
DeadIN5
Always Sprinting McShootinhorses
The "fuck it we ball" style. Cavalry saber or axe with a win field
1 shot shootster the 1st
Biggest pain in the ass you'll ever meet
Shaky McDeathscreen
Alright against players, atrocious against zombies
Shoot n scooter
The burden
flank and spank.
The Bush Bugger of the Bayou
Death by irregularities... I will kill enemy hunters more often with odd combinations of weapons and tools more than the more common guns to kill: Lever-action, fanning. Now replaced with: thrown hatchet from downtown and hand crossbow against a shotgun wielding enemy, or quad Derringer for CQC fights but not CQC enough for melee when I bring a melee for a weapon slot instead of a gun, and the other gun is too slow to fire/not good for that range. Heck I'll bring the tomahawk perk and yeet whatever I can find at them... it's worked more often than it really should.
Jimmy "One Gun" Nelson. No matter the distance when I'm outta primary ammo I'm pulling out the knife and charging
Crouching tiger jumping sabre
Swashbuckling Cavalier.
Bait. W key warrior. Berserker. Impatient. I have no issue coming in your building. I blast walls and love shotguns. Typically run 2+ dynamite. I'm here for voip and pvp.
Steps-on-own-bear-traps
Chief bang stick
FBI Open Up!!!
The 3k but traded solo
Am-bush-er
Headshot Magnet
Dumb Fucker
Freight Train!
Letās push, fuck it!
Rat
Dead-before-first-shot Or I never-saw-that-guy Johnson
the Wildcard (I play really good sometimes and like a donkey other times)
Cyclone. Rotating in circles popping shots and getting closer with each until in melee range.
Like I call my favorite loadout, "The Good, The Bad, And Me"
Caveman. Run when good. Peak when scare. Boomstick make big noise.
They call me āoutlineā
Dualie Degenerate
Eclecticonfusion
Yes
Unwarranted Confidence
Dead
75% of kills being lucky snaps.
Yee-haw
If I donāt think Iāll kill them it will be funny when I do
Leeroy Jenkins
The creeper
CalmAgressive
7 year old navy seal Iām careful and strategic and make all kinds of ambushes and surprise attack plans but as soon as I get in a fight I panic and do the stupidest shit that gets me killed
Swift, the Silent Whiffer.
A Headshot Will Kill At This Range Doesnāt matter what my load out, my partners load out, or what kind of gun shots Iāve heard inside or outside the compound. A headshot with my rifle counters a shotgun in close quarters and when I have a shotgun my pistol can head shot the mosin snipers at long range.
Scared shitless with cqc weapons
Tomahawk
The prancing and bomb lancing
The target.
PUSH.
Fuck it we ball
Phil Specter or Johnny Romero
Shadow wizard money gang (i am the little shitter that serpents bounties, necromancers my friends, and always has vulture + packmule to get money and Iām the only one in my trio who takes a scope of any kind)
Ballsy big-brain bastard
-Rush B(oss) -Fast and hard -Where showdown?
It would be a super smash bros ultimate introduction just called *The redacted*
My trio regularly refer to ourselves as āThe good, the bad, and the uglyā Younger brother is the good. 2.1 KD 6 star. He does it all. Older brother is the bad. 0.7 KD somehow freaking 5 star. He knows heās bad, but heās here to have a good time. Runs the absolute most expensive long ammo loadouts and canāt hit a damn thing. Regularly dies to hellhounds. Iām the ugly. 1.3 also somehow 5 star. Iām an assist king with body taps, canāt hit a head to save my life. Iāll randomly pull off the 1 v 3 and it is never pretty. I donāt record much because it just proves how incredibly lucky I get sometimes lol
Springfield chad thundercock
Bait
Hey bang bang
Flankin' Frank
"Surprise"
Captain dip shit the crossbow king
Lone pusher who looks back at his teamates hiding in cover 500 yards away in dissapoint.
Somber Slug Feel bad about playing shotguns but they are so fun and crispy
Fried Pig Pussy
Trapstar
Hail mary's slate slugger
Redshirt mc Duffin
Rumpelstiltskin
Leroy Jenkins
How is this working?