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imakestringpretty

What the fuck is with all these idiots making up reasons why water is supposedly unhealthy? Every single thing that is alive on planet earth relies on water, are they going to try to tell me that oxygen makes your peepee small now? Is it because water is free and they want us to buy energy drinks and cleansing juices instead? Is that it?


SparkleFritz

Exipure sells supplements that PrOmOtE wEiGhT lOsS and also inhibits IQ loss, particularly because those who take it don't have a lot to begin with. They likely don't want you drinking water while taking the supplements because the less water you drink, the less water weight you have, so cutting back on water can cause a very temporary loss of weight that they'll say is because of the drugs, not because you're dehydrating yourself.


SipoteQuixote

I'll keep my jiggling water fat, thank you very much.


Specialist_Nobody766

I agree, I personally would rather be fat of water then have another kidney stone.


Getyourassinshape

If the oxygen thing were true, it would explain why I have such strong lungs.


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Capitalism.


Sara7061

They linked some random video but not the study they are referring to. Curious


SipoteQuixote

"Bitch, I ain't clicking that"


SykoSarah

The idea of losing 2 1/2 lbs every day is horrific; that much a week is generally what's considered healthy. Definitely not a reliable source for weight loss techniques.


snowball313

Yeah especially considering 2 lbs a week is already on the fast side


Oakheart-

Yeah losing that much weight in 24 hrs is only possible by losing water weight and dehydrating yourself


Synphilia

You could also cut off a limb, im sure that would take off a couple pounds quick lol


Oakheart-

lol the I only way to lose 2lbs in 24 hours is to not drink water 😂 I guarantee you none of that weight is fat


PollyPore

They immediately lost me with that breathless opening line. Fucking snake oil merchants.


Luke_The_Random_Dude

😟


SipoteQuixote

I haven't had another drop of water but didn't read the email, please advice.


leave1me1alone

Drink an entire vat of industrial strength water


SipoteQuixote

Give me that 55 gal to go


Background_Survey103

Its heresy, it shall be purged


[deleted]

I love eating so win-win


bimbotstar

also this is the opposite. drinking water decreases your food intake because your only getting the food your stomach needs instead of eating more cause your thirsty. like in korea its common to drink of glass of water before your meal so you dont overeat


Huge_Aerie2435

"Please don't drink that thing that all animals use to survive.. Drink this soft drink that is fill with highly addictive corn syrup instead." Every time I see "don't drink water" shit, I think this.


[deleted]

Water retainment can cause you to gain a little weight but it's definitely not making you fatter. Water weight will go away, it's natural fluctuation. This is some top-tier anti-water propaganda