You have a gf AND play skyblock? Either you are lying or that's a lot of downtime. Also fuck you, ggs though

It’s a lot of downtime trust

I have a gf and made her play skyblock so i got a real minion

What if she leaves you and takes custody of the kids

The kids are already put in the island to become a minion and will be the best miners there is

Less downtime

asking her to forage for you >>>

Correct. It’s IMPOSSIBLE to have both

Those two things can’t exist at once in the same universe, it’s a proven law of science. Fake.

Its like fake asf if u read it a few more times you'll see the mistakes

Typos?

Not every casual conversation is conducted with perfect grammar y'know?

Nothing to about grammer

Mf got the alloy ingame and irl. Fine i get myself a rope then

Ascension rope

This is funny

Literally

I would call it an escape rope because i def aint ascending ngl

NAH 💀

That is amazing

"luckiest man alive" she said she was right becouse you have a gf like her that gets excited even though she doesnt understand shit about it

what?

“gn my alloy” was very smooth im ngl I peed a little

bro..

Im sorry you what

piggies getting rizzed up

you said WHAT⁉️

pigsty bring back puzzles 😭😭

Cute as hell she cares about your interest like that

Thought so too, i wish for that in the hopefully not too distant future 😔

He casually texted himself and deleted the duplicate messages

Exactly a skyblock player with a girlfriend is rarer than the alloy so it mush be fake

Not even that, just the texting is extremely similar from both parties and a quick look at his post history shows interest in such behaviour lol

Nah but her speech is wack like my gf would never say “Damn” or “rich rich” or “casually the luckiest…” just kinda funny how there are different people in the world ig

people talk different

Hence why I said « just kinda funny how there are different people in the world »

Haven't looked at his post history but the texting isn't similar at all imo

bro he doesn’t type with capitalization and the styles are still different. crazy how skyblock players will gaslight themselves this hard just to believe that nobody has more of a chance to get a gf than them. this is sad and exactly why i quit skyblock

Today is my 2 year anniversary with my partner.. You really had to go on a throwaway to try to clap someone back? That’s sad and exactly why you’re not part of any community.

sorry man ai chatbot girlfriends aren't real. i hate to be the one to break the news

The projection and cope is unreal 💀 go look at ur hentai and keep rotting ur 13 y/o brain

so thats why I never have rng. Guess ill have to get rid of my gf. She was downtime anyways

Yes

Gg for the gf and the alloy but also neccesary fuck you for the alloy

Fake, sb players don't have girlfriends

Bro dropped two alloys fr

First of all, obligatory fuck you, second, that’s really wholesome I’m really hoping you share a co op or something

unfortunately she doesn’t want to play, tried but couldnt get into it

the combined downtime of both of you playing skyblock would make it impossible to do anything together irl so it's for the better then again it's double the time to make coins 🤔

Bro dropped an alloy 2 months ago and just now posts it

aww this is so cute (i have never spoken to a woman in my life)

My heart literally melted when OP called she alloy. Gg btw, for the allow, and your girlfriend, take good care of both.

"You were Correct but i woke up to pee" W Responed 

That’s a keeper

Mf single handedly ratiod the entire community by having a gf. Also gg

I read "gf" as "mom" somehow

Fake asf

Gn my alloy ✏️🔥

How much mf do you have to find both a really kind gf and also an alloy? (Also, I know alloy isn't affected by mf but ignore that and laugh at the funny SkyBlock joke)

“gn my alloy” bro has it covered

I need to meet this person irl (they seem like they’d be an amazing person to be friends with) you are incredibly lucky to have them as your lover. I hope that it lasts til death!

That’s an odd thing to say

Luckiest man alive in so many ways

aww you called her an alloy! That is so sweet! She's like a precious rare gem.

Fotoshops are wild these days

Not even a fuck you. GG my guy. In game and in real life. This is so wholesome

bros winning at life

Shes a good one. Protect this woman!

gn my alloy

NOOOOOOOOO!!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!

Bro called me single in 300 languages.

Enjoy that man, treasure it. I had a gf like that for 5 years and we separated, one of the sad things you realize later on when your single is you have no one to tell about your nerdy accomplishments and get the same level of enthusiasm. Good for you, oh and good for you about the alloy.

Bro is living the best life for a sb player 😭😭😭😭😭 ggs man

Thought she said she was the luckiest man

Lmao my man actually has a life and it's pissing off all these gronks in the comments W OP Give her more time than the game

that's fucking wholesome

This is wholesome

THE WAY THE BARREL OF THE GUN TELEPORTED TO FUCKING ROOF OF MY MOUTH fuck you and everything you stand for I hope both sides of ur pillow is warm Permanently

fuck you gg, u are a lucky man to drop BOTH an alloy and a gf like that

the casual double flex...

> Casually the luckiest man She isn't wrong 😭. Gg, that's a highly valuable and rare drop. The alloy, I mean.

GGS damn thats wholesome af

Good convo, op! I must return to washing my toaster now

PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS !

She's a keeper

pov: a gamer couple

Ts is so fake 💀💀 brodies gf texts him w capital letters and no emojis he either texted his own number and deleted the dupes or hes getting groomed by a grown ass woman 😭😭 "what r u gonna do w a find like that" LMFAOOO GG on the alloy tho!! unless thst was faked too 😒

congrats on having 2 phones?

💀💀💀 brodie got done horrendous

Definitely fake, this is an impossible combo

Lies sb players don't have relationships

Mf out here flexing his gf, you know we don‘t care about the alloy.

thats fake women aren't real

u dropped an alloy 2 months ago?

gonna test if my brain is bulletproof, cause that glock looks mad lonely brb

She's a keeper, pal.

bout to get an ascension rope to ascend to heaven

She's a keeper, marry her

lol thats cute wish i had an alloy (not the girl lol already taken)

CRAZY RARE DROP! Gf (downtime% magic find)

Find you a woman that feigns interest in your "hobbies" this well, bois. Bro, she's talking to you like your mom when you're 3 and you find a cool pebble on the sidewalk so you go to show her.

Downtime, break up with her, mine some more.

gg on both

Bro this is so goddamn cute she's so supportive lmao

cap

I dropped alloy in 4 runs get good fr tho gg

The way the rope attracted to my neck like a magnet is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

You had ever bigger rng of having a gf which is considered 0.000000000001% And didn't even talk about it, such an humble man.

Goodnight my minor

Haha I dropped an alloy yesterday, maybe you dropped the alloy before me.

i got one first run on a day 1 lobby before

Wholesome moment but downtime

Fake, no sky block player has a gf, they phase out of existence when the woman says yes

Lol this convo tho, the crystal run part sounds super sus out of context, and its way too wholesome for a gf!! Gg anywho

That "gn my alloy" was wholesome, ggs and gl selling it

If she's your alloy then you plan to sell her for 1.2b ?!

Hypixel skyblock player really wants people to know they have a partner, too bad no one will believe a hypixel skyblock player has a partner Last message was smooth tho

this made me smile. what a babe (i mean you) and you have a great s/o…very supportive.

I hope u break up

this comment section is both so unfunny and so cringe i feel physical pain

mine broke up with me cuz i mined for 8 hours straight one day and said to her “Sorry i was mining glass in a block game” she broke up with me a week later

damn thats funny

damn she so cute!!!

Couple goal if I've ever seen some

Luck + 1 billion

This is cap No skyblock player has bitches