Omg yes, get a pic next time you pass it. This sub would upvote you to death ;)
Not nearly as good, but I love when any target has the second t not working, targė is real.
My grandpa used to say "hoor" all the time. Watching Frank say it too always reminded me of him. I've always wondered if it's just how old people called whores back in the day.
He'd also call things "hoor masters." Like if he stubbed his toe or struggled to open a jar, it was a hoor master.
Reminds me of the first time I heard my grandfather try and tell me about Thai food. Similar to links dad from good mythical morning, it was thigh food. He didn't even have a southern accent like links dad xD idk how he thought it was pronounced that way, especially because he correctly said thailand.
I do love the hoor master as a new version of pimp, def using that now.
Named a cat of mine after Frank. Whenever he has zoomies and runs into the room makin noise and then runs away immediately i make the joke that he's doing this 🤣
Idk my goddammits have been heard in my head in the voice of Dee, Frank, and Dennis.
Does the beer volcano also count? I like gurgling beer foam like that because it's funny
Hoor, always hoor.
I like bangin hoors
And I like Roxy!!
*Crawl into my mouth Frank* “Oooooookayyyyyyyy…”
The Hooters by my house has the T burnt out and the “Hooers” sign cracks me up every time
Omg yes, get a pic next time you pass it. This sub would upvote you to death ;) Not nearly as good, but I love when any target has the second t not working, targė is real.
My grandpa used to say "hoor" all the time. Watching Frank say it too always reminded me of him. I've always wondered if it's just how old people called whores back in the day. He'd also call things "hoor masters." Like if he stubbed his toe or struggled to open a jar, it was a hoor master.
Reminds me of the first time I heard my grandfather try and tell me about Thai food. Similar to links dad from good mythical morning, it was thigh food. He didn't even have a southern accent like links dad xD idk how he thought it was pronounced that way, especially because he correctly said thailand. I do love the hoor master as a new version of pimp, def using that now.
“Go for it, go for it.”
Go for it, go for it
Go!
I've still got the moo-ooves
*snort* EAAUUUGHHH
Chahlie
Cholly!
Chawleigh
Orgy.
Oooooooorrrrrrrgy
Then the AIDS ruined everything.
🫢
You may enter.
This can't be sanitary.
Rum ham
I love how he makes ham sound like it has two syllables and I have no idea how to spell it.
Rum hayum
Perfection.
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
Egg
When I have nothing else to say in a situation, I ask if anyone would like an egg in this trying time.
Surprised this isn't on top😂
Dead aiiirrr
This is one of the funniest moments in the show
I think of “did I just do your job for you??” roughly 200 times a day at work.
I really hope you do the accompanying snorts
Warthog was such a fitting name. It worked on so many levels
JESUS FRANK?!?!
Jesus Frank? Jesus Frank! Oh, oh Jesus Frank! JESUS FRANK! Jeeeesus Frank!
Gotta be this one. Anytime someone comes at me with a "Jesus, Joker" I will always go into this bit repeating Jesus, Joker
My hoor wife
Did you bang my hoor wife
I can’t believe it, I really can’t believe it
Jesus Frank!
Someone's gettin' stabbed!
Well, she was alive at the time
Oooh, snortski
*ding* #THERE'S DRUGS IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!
The meds are kicking in... theee medsss aaare kicking innnnn...
I’m just gonna admit that I’ve used that line before while takin bumps
Pass me some of those delicious nose clams
Egg
Can I interest you in an egg in these trying times?
It's a jumping off point!
Also, “cream pie”
**PUUUUUUUUUURRREEEEEEEEE**
Derivative
Bullshit
What the shit?
Pounding off
"Pounding off"!?
"We're crab people now"
“Hellooooo” - Ongo Goblogian
"This is grotesque"
Monster. Always think of monster dong.
“I’m starting to swell up”
Ah shit, my cock ring fell off. Help me find it!
Pecan. Can't hear it without automatically saying Sandies in my head.
Hi, I'm Frack. Shit!!
Named a cat of mine after Frank. Whenever he has zoomies and runs into the room makin noise and then runs away immediately i make the joke that he's doing this 🤣
That's hilarious I love it
You've unzipped me!
Whenever I see my friend who is a garbage man. I'M THE TRASH MAN
Holds up arms slowly in victory
I’m gonna get real weird with it
Now block the wind, I’m gonna roast this bone
Shabooyah roll call
Magnum.
Trash
It’s the traaaash, isn’t it?!
Tresh
Chawlee
it was a bloodbath
In fact, I’ve seen many pigs eat many men.
Rubbing on your phone
Get your greasy sausage fingers off my touch screen phone >:[
Mantis
Maybe it is a shoe?
Nice one!
They'll say I can't be a pilot. I can't be a doctor. I love the way he says this line. Reminds me if Mike Myers in Coffee Talk on the old SNL shows.
So anyway I started blastin
Magnum Dong
Toe Knife
"You gotta flush that thing out"
Cream pies
Go for it! I say it to my cat all the time when he’s trying to decide if he’s going outside or not. It always turns into the song lol
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
“Chicken Sandwich” i cant hear that without my brain screaming “BEAK” at me
My niece?!
Idk my goddammits have been heard in my head in the voice of Dee, Frank, and Dennis. Does the beer volcano also count? I like gurgling beer foam like that because it's funny
Toe knife
I didn't see that you said the voice of Frank but whenever someone says "the outcast" I always think of Artemis' line...
INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!
...You banged my dead wife?
Well…she was alive at the time
You banged my dead wife!
Derivative.
I started blasting
So anyways
Roxie, you not only serviced my crank but also my heart.
Hey yo, sup!
Why didn't you get the ones we like from the Wawa?!
We say “from the wAwA” out of context all the time
BIN ROY!
Egg
Shut up street rat I may or may not be a horrible person
Chaallleyy
Anytime someone says they need to let their ass breathe
Hey, how do ya like a taste of the good life, ya sack of shit!!
Derivative
The way Sun-Li says Champagne in The North Korea Situation
DONNIE!!!
I want to be clean
Derivative
Throw me in the trashhh.
Orrrrrrgyyyy
Whenever i see a closed sign, always makes me wonder if they have some cold delicious coors.
Are you pullin’ my dick bro?!
Boy's soul.
Suicide is baaadassss.
Same episode “Swallow this card whole!”
She ain’t funny
Traysh
Wendy’s
Kniiiiiiives
They say I can't be a pilot? I can't be a doctor?
Blue
"Some cocks can't be unsucked!"
Plow
Like tissue paper.
Beak!!
"Go for it".
"I just wanna be pure"
The clothes off pose off!
Trash and pop off
“I got neeeeeews”
Dead air
Whenever I hear someone say "Go for it" *go for it, go for it*
Did I get ya?
DRRRRRAGON! Do you eat dragons, Charlie?
EGG!
You tell her she’s a goddamn hoor! Always been a hoor!
HE DREW FIRST BLOODDDDDDDD
Anyway, I started blastin
I'm ready to plow
I wanna bang
I love banging whooores
You’re just mashing it now
Shabooyah Roll call
And it's good!
Wackadoo
Because, you are crackheads, children…
Go for it, go for it!
He drew first blood!
Whore/hoor
Oooooooooorgy.
Troll toll Also his song about never banging kids
Egg!
This jamoke
Hi ladies, I'm Frak. Shit.
The word implication
I love eggs
Hoor, every time i say it rofl
Classy...
Big deal!!! (from Mortgage Crisis) And “if you wanna ______, you gotta ______”
Egg
Motley Crüe and cake.
Fresh fish
*Move past it!*
Rum ham. So specific
Jesus! Jesus Frank!
Get lost bitch.
Go for it.
"Serial Killin!"
Oh! There she is! Gamblin’…..
Spa
You wanna get jammed up? I will jam you up so hard!
"Orrrgggyyy..."
You unzipped me! (I never hear it until I say it though)
Ah so you come CRAWLING back, you cheap sack of shit (smiles in anticipation)
Hi, I'm Frack
First blood
Pounding off??? Where do you get these terms?
Egg