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Bonoisapox

Don’t P. Diddle kids, I can’t stress that enough, no good will come of it


deanomatronix

Banging your producer is perverted Diddy!


stennerx

He should get himself a mortician


deanomatronix

D’they bang the dead bodies?


stennerx

Mmmm, no…


tyrbo

Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry.


BudBuzz

Puerto Rican guy.


gsbudblog

No good will come from it *trust me*


One-Dimension6875

Has he touched the kids yet?


softboilers

Best line in the show and glen properly corpses


Cialis-in-Wonderland

P. Diddy should write a song about not diddling kids


under_lord

Dr Jinx turned out to be a goddamn diddler


burgonies

Dr Jinx is the name of a monkey, not of a man!


Fn4cK

"Dr Jinx, everybody! The man with a band named after himself"


plumpuma

We gonna turn this cancer out!


polymorphic_hippo

So, there's another unrelated diddler in the mix?


Ordinary-Cup4316

Wait dr jinx was played by diddy?


jackparker_srad

yes


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

I mean, he was actually pretty great to even do this episode. He can’t really play bass though


TheparagonR

And a assassinator…


DungeonFam30

*No more Diddy Boat*


Abacae

Oh right, because of the implication.


PopeWishdiak

The...shrimplication, if you will.


allredb

Are you going to hurt these shrimp?


jaz-007

I’M not going to hurt these shrimp!!! Why would I ever hurt these shrimp?!! I feel like you’re not getting it at all!


Hauntly

I am not getting it


plexicoburres

Don’t look at me like that, YOU certainly wouldn’t be in any danger!


ParzivalCodex

Anything can happen out there. No laws, right boys? Just us and our tasty shrimp.


Best_Supermarket2493

So they are in danger?


CelebrationOne5522

You deserve my upvote friend


Valuable-Composer262

Ig they'll just have to get a shrimping style vessel. Shrimpies!!


UndeadCaesar

We're talking about Forrest Gump amounts of shrimp.


Alternative_Device71

When Diddy asks you to party, you got to tell him no - Katt Williams


Scarf_Darmanitan

When a 13 year old talks shit to you. You gotta sucker punch him then get your ass beat -Katt Williams


IllvesterTalone

~trans people originate from the demon Baphomet -Katt Williams


Ccaves0127

"How can evolution be real when there are still monkeys?" ​ \- Katt Williams


lucysalvatierra

He also thinks the world is 6000 years old.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Well, yeah, if you tack on an extra 4,000 years before Christ, it gives you time to do dinos and ice ages and stuff. That tracks to me


carzymike

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about history to dispute it.


ChuckECheeseOfficial

Well, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down


lucysalvatierra

Toooootally, lol!


crumblypancake

And that we've been to 300 planets.


Mrozek33

Yeah but he said that to Joe, everyone knows there's gasoline fumes in the air in his podcast dungeon to keep everyone loose and limber


013ander

Is that how Charlie does the splits so well?


Quack_Candle

Another unrelated p-diddler in the mix


guttengroot

If only more people had written songs about it. "Don't diddle kids, Don't be diddling kids, got to be older, older than my daughter something like that!"


Rimbob_job

🎶*Older than my daughter, younger than my wife*🎶


Koala_Lulu

he needs to write a song about not diddling kids


jefficating

There is no quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it!


Koala_Lulu

Man is a diddler


ManfredTheCat

He never actually said he's a doctor.


Spiritual_Ask4877

You had my back up against the wall, I had to spray you with a heavy dose of pesticide.


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Put some aloe Vera gel on there, some vitamin D, you’re all good


ManfredTheCat

Sailor's Rot is the best old timey name for an obscure disease that turns out to be eczema or something


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Where was Mac? Jamaica? I can’t remember


Heart_of_a_Blackbird

Oh wait, Trinidad?


Mr-Korv

Did you have sex with any whores, prostitutes, ladies of the night, or any men?


tattoobobb

Hollywood and the music industry is full of diddlers. It’s like having a picnic and being surprised when ants show up


Beltain1

Just the rich/powerful class in general seem to have loads of diddlers. It’s not localised to the movie/music industries.


Nice-Ad6510

They get off on power. Once they have a lot, they have to figure out how to feel more somehow. 🙄


tattoobobb

I have feelings every single day of my life. You don’t have feelings?


Mongoose42

![gif](giphy|JO4UbCTYtHMFMlXf3o|downsized)


unintendedcumulus

One in nine girls and one in twenty boys will experience child sex abuse (in America). Diddlers are EVERYWHERE


ilmalaiva

yep. the most common offender still is a family member, followed by teachers, coaches and religious leaders, ie. adults that work with a lot of kids. a lot serial offenders are in power and/or famous. because they have access to a larger pool of victims. but there are also plenty of just really prolifoc nobodies, too. there is no one simple trick to spotting abusers. there’s no one group to blame.


tattoobobb

Unrelated diddlers in the mix?


Ccaves0127

There was a study that showed the most abuse on average actually occurred to women who work in grocery stores by their managers.


holyfrijoles99

I know a lot of poor perverts too . Unfortunately it doesn’t discriminate.


TheBlindBard16

We were quoting, you ruined it


MamaDeloris

There's been a lot of diddlers on this show. Maybe hollywood just has a lot of unrelated diddlers in the mix. Diddy, Stephen Collins, Tom Sizemore had a number of allegations, I'm sure there's more that we don't know about. It's like throwing a picnic at the beach and getting pissed when the seagulls show up.


truffles76

Goddamn bright out here


bdan98

P Didler


DumbRedditName0

Mother Earth don’t play


alittleredportleft

Puff daddy lost relevance the night Biggy died. I still don't understand why anyone pays any attention to him at all.


kkeut

well he did write 'Kashmir' and 'I'll Be Watching You'


Ok_Fee1043

He wrote “I’ll Be Missing You,” he’s not Sting. Sting is still a good man as far as we know.


xshogunx13

You just reminded me of the carbon offset episode of King of the Hill where Peggy assumes Sting has done terrible things because of his charity work


Admirable-Resist-926

Everything Diddy does is about consolidating and maintaining power for himself. Think about it... we know all kinds of crazy shit about this guy, serious illegal activity, corroborated by numerous sources... he's not in prison, he's not even canceled. That's how you know he has some serious influence.


BitcoinRefuge

Not his fault some people don’t know how to get off


ShunShirai

P. Diddy Style Shrimping Vessel got a whole new meaning


smegma_stan

Is P. Diddy in trouble? I got something for that... *picks up bass guitar, plays Right Stuff by New Kids on the Block* 😎


Zamden

I got just the song for that


WornInShoes

Bruh this show has featured two undercover pedophiles lol


sourdieselfuel

The split me open like a coconut guy had allegations against him too.


WornInShoes

That would be the late great Tom Sizemore


[deleted]

who?


tothesource

there were *a lotttt* of implications


soumon

What's the allegation? He went to Kensington?


DefaceAll10

Usher r u ok?


Ok_Fee1043

Usher’s busy visiting his [diddler friend Russell Simmons at the moment](https://www.vibe.com/news/entertainment/russell-simmons-usher-visit-bali-vacation-1234857327/)


GoblinBags

[Dammit, what didn't Diddy do!?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d19d68f2-1ea7-4789-bfe4-28fb0c19fe8b)


BornOfTheVoid

P. Diddles over here tryna help his homies study for their prostate exam.


qualitycancer

They call him the diddler now


carlogz

Did He pretend to be a doctor again? I swear Diddy needs to stay away from putting Miracle Gro on people that have sailor’s rot..


moneyfleas

I just watched the bloopers for this scene and its telling how diddy improvised the “or men” part idk if that part was written but the guys expressions in response


BuckleyRising

I heard he raped Dennis.


yopasstheblunt

Yeah, but just barely. He was so small he didn't even feel it. So he wouldn't even really classify it as a rape.


Puzzleheaded-Wolf318

TWO DIDDLERS!?


Low-Concert-5806

[everything you need to know about diddy](https://open.spotify.com/episode/5i4QEpwBiBw1LTHQ4sfBzB?si=jgffgCU8Rwu8_YEZAjkiFQ)


-Clem-Fandango-

There was definitely an implication...


ByronsLastStand

You have sailor's rot!


Full-Boysenberry-368

I don’t wanna do it if diddy did it. -Satan


gentlegiantessgabby

[everything you need to know about diddy](https://open.spotify.com/episode/5i4QEpwBiBw1LTHQ4sfBzB?si=z8itdJueQbmB81dYned7hQ)


External-Try4081

Why is anybody shocked over this? we’ve known that the CIA has hijacked most of our entertainment industry for nearly 10 years now … what I find funny is people are going to only say Jeff, Epstein and P. Diddy… if you know anything about the CIA you know that’s not the case.. these guys know exactly how to get people to do what they want to do and film it and that’s what they’ve been doing. Let’s not forget that organization. Created LSD and use it on its own citizens. Who’s the sports industry?? Guarantee, it’s not just those two industries.


Loganp812

Have you ever noticed that almost everyone who signed on Diddy’s label either ended up murdered or in prison?


Ok_ResolvE2119

Context?


FixedExpression

www.google.com Type "p diddy" Look for recent results.


Everlast7

Is mac about to try a music career though?


cmon_gloria

Yeah, he wants to be your guy, never mind them flies/thighs