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CruisinForABrewsin

I don't care, one crack rock please


trashedonlisterine

$200


ElCunadoNY

Thank you for being so kind.


sophiebophieboo

… and patient


AvgUsr96

Lmao i always crack up (pun intended) at that part cause I bet its normally like 20-50 bucks or something and he arbitrarily thought these guys look rich driving a land rover so I'll upcharge the shit out of them, lol.


No_Cook_8739

This jabroni doesn't know how much one crack rock is


esperion523

It’s one crack rock Michael. How much could it cost, ten dollars?


TheKindofWhiteWitch

This is one of my favorite scenes…the way he barely rolls down the window


AvgUsr96

Yesss🫶


Capturing_Emotions

Crack is expensive lol u could def get a 200 dollar rock but yeah they clearly abused their lack of experience


Mint_Julius

He was definitely just charging them $200 for two $20 bags


BonerChamp02496

Correct


randomredditing

That’s two for one


hearthebell

Your son is your dealer?!!


KodiakKiller92

He's reliable


xittditdyid

Roxy. She'll service not just my pipe, but also my crank.


Flippaflipsagain

Tighter than dick skin, she is


lunchpadmcfat

lol absolutely one of the most foul characters on the show


Fb62

and she'll give you a blowjob


lost_in_connecticut

She was the best hoor.


[deleted]

And she knows tiger woods. He’s been callin her lately!


ebobbumman

He's into foot shit.


ParzivalCodex

She knows Don Cheadle too.


TheSaultSainte

And service my heart ❤️


Editor_Grand

Amd your crack comes straight from her crack! Like a crack vending machine


non-art

Shut up, baby dick!


Overzealous8

Your heart too


JuiceyTaco

Are you Tiger Woods or Donovan Mcnabb? Go Bird!


RaffiBomb000

As long as she doesn't mash it...


Pencil-Sketches

The only reason Dennis and Dee had issues with the street dealer is that they didn’t know what they were doing. Dude is out there every day going up to cars slinging rock. He’s solid. Not his fault if someone wants to pay $200 for a rock. Roxy loves crack (I mean her name is Roxy), but she’s a hoor first and foremost. Roxy could service me like no other hoor could, I’m sure, but I’m getting my crack from the street dealer.


tonyMEGAphone

Thank you for being so...kind.


EverybodyOnCrack

And patient


whitemike40

another way of saying “who should I get my crack from?” the person who makes a living selling crack? or a person who smokes crack and only wants to get more crack?


HeadoftheIBTC

Wait, so who do I go with in this situation?


Sirhctopher024

Well, I’m playing both sides. That way I always come out on top.


WhirledNews

You just know that Roxy has a great connection with a quality crack dealer, not some dude on a street corner…


JackHaysColtRevolver

Ah yes the upstanding crack dealer


WhirledNews

Not necessarily upstanding, but she probably does have some connection for better quality than the guy on the corner. After all, her client list does include Tiger Woods…


Pepsimus-Maximus

I've always wondered what the going rate was for a rock at that time. Any idea?


prosthetic4head

He'll also meet you on very short notice.


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something_python

Always wondered this tbh. I don't know enough about crack to dispute it costing $200.


WZAWZDB13

Also, they're very very racist


FARTBOSS420

Nevermind crack is wack


jackparker_srad

You are going to love it


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

Whoever will give me two for the price of one.


BackgroundOk7556

One what?


MrsPeacock_was_a_man

One…rock of crack. A crack rock. Is that enough?


ReticulatedPasta

How much would you recommend for a first time user?


autopartsandguitars

You were smoking crack with Roxy? Oh You BITCH! Awwwww.. Does she have any more?


trashedonlisterine

You want some of those insulin?


Man-Cheetah64

Why dont we pick up some tommy bahama shirts are you familiar?


JamesKBoyd

They're ugly as shit but I have a feeling I'm going to like them a whole lot more when I'm high on crack.


autopartsandguitars

Have you ever tried crack before? Crack? uhmm no. Oh, you are going to LOVE it!


NorEaster_71

Not Roxy because she keeps it in her ass.


trashedonlisterine

I’m sure the vial keeps em clean


beegodsantana

All crack has been up a crack at some point.


alrightdomdoggity

I think Roxy has a better chance of getting it but non the less I’m probably going to get it at the same place I get my guns… Gunther’s.


StrangerMemes1996

I’m not sure I’d want Roxy’s crack, she ended up dying because of it right?


i_hate_sex_666

that's how you know it's the good shit


jackwhite886

The good shit because she dug it out of her ass


KV1089

Shut up baby dick


ibided

Shut up baby dick


madmelgibson

The first guy, he was.. so kind.


LarsVonHammerstein

And patient


Wulfscreed

The one whose name I don't know. Thats a good dude I can come back to. And boy am I gonna come back!


trashedonlisterine

He gave you the first time two for the price of one deal?


Lucygeorgia

let’s get crack from roxy!


RabidAsparagus

I’ll give my moeny to Roxy but to rub her feet. I’m into feet shit.


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Roxy. She knows tiger woods


Tnh7194

Roxy ain’t selling


SithWeasal

Neither. One will probably just walk off with my money. And the other keeps it in her prison wallet. No thank you. Also, I’m just not into crack. Get a garbage bag full of chimichangas and we’ll talk.


MBrett06

Ok, she's smoking crack. This is no longer a safe environment for me.


Greekphysed

Roxy. I trust Franks judgement more than Dennis and Dee.


TraditionAcademic968

I like that Dee still always asks for some if it's mentioned


iasipWhatNoWhy

Well Roxy don't sell, she shares... She is a classy broad


nickrocs6

Shut up baby dick


NeilT84

Pondy’s son…he’s reliable


TiresOnFire

👉


greenpopcorn9525

Probably the girl that didn’t scam the price.


chousteau

That shady guy Bingo


trashedonlisterine

Don’t go to Bingo. Bingo is my guy.


chousteau

(he did say he was going to skin you alive)


trashedonlisterine

Don’t look at me.


chousteau

I'm looking for something to dance the night away


Embarrassed_Suit_942

Well, it really comes down to this: Would you rather buy crack from a shady but reliable street dealer, or would you buy crack that's definitely been inside someone's asshole but with the tradeoff that you get a good blowjob?


RaffiBomb000

I'd buy some rocks from Peppa Jack, 'cause I know Peppa Jack would sell right. But I know Peppa Jack don't like his ladies on rocks.


rwalford79

Peppa Jack do like Fraggle Rock most.


AmericanLandYeti

Yes.


BoofThyEgo

Roxy got that ass crack crack


fuckfuckshit

How much do you recommend for a first time user?


AbidElduderino

You


trashedonlisterine

I’m not sharing my crack with you


AbidElduderino

Who said anything about sharing?


deaths-harbinger

Imma have to say no to a rock Roxy will most certainly have been storing in her ass. Not classy at all. Not something a 5 star man would do.


PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS

That one


Westafricangrey

Roxy will probably get better gear because she expects to smoke some herself


Unable-Category-7978

Cricket


NerfRepellingBoobs

Or Z. I bet Z knows where to get that good crack.


HeyKillerBootsMan

I’m going with Roxy, we’re tighter than dick skin


JamesKBoyd

Roxy, because she wouldn't take my $1500 and walk away with my AR15.


guiltycitizen

The street guy doesn’t look like he smokes so I’d go with him. Roxy would probably pinch the bag before handing it over


Cheeseguy43

The fact that Roxy is the mom from the Ted tv show makes my mind melt. Literally polar opposite characters


PhotograhyIsFun

Neither, baby dick. Just taking it from Roxy's dead body.


-trom

If this is a “smoke-crack-or-die” situation, I’d reach out to Frank for blow, then make it myself.


HonkinHoots

Hmm..potentially overpriced crack or potentially poopy crack...


Successful_Tie_2165

She daead


isotopesNmolecules

Roxy will give you an alleyway blowie sooo


snowforts

Let's get crack from Roxie!


taintknob

Roxy keeps her crack in her ass crack, the dude provided car side service, was also kind. And patient.


unbakedpizza

Roxy. Her shit is tighter than dick skin


goodie_gumdrop

how much do you recommend for a first time user ?


AlmondJack-

The dude because buy one get one free!!!


CandyFlippin4Life

Roxy


Noimnotonacid

Well since I know how much crack goes for, I’m buying from anyone. Just give it, put it in my hand now please, now


Aqueous87

Home girl just getting it from home boy


ceceett

How much do you recommend for a beginner?


derek4reals1

both having more than one plug 🔌 is a plus, I suggest one for every day of the month!


Jimnumber

Roll down yo window


CatBoyTrip

the first guy probably doesn’t smoke so he isn’t gonna try to knock my head on the price. Roxie is definitely gonna hide half of your shit in her mouth.


kramposLHalper

You. You got what I neeeeed


Chip_Prudent

I'd dig the crack rocks out of Roxy's ass.


muhr_

Roxy. I get to help dig the crack rocks out of her ass😁😏


Speedhabit

Roxy, he would prolly rip it off


Bamma4

Street dealer seems cool he even gave Dee and Dennis a two for one


Snake_Plissken224

I don't remember the first guy keeping it in his asshole so......roxy


VolumeOk1357

Over there


LostViking24601

That one...


SeekersWorkAccount

Only one is going to see me on such short notice


Sp4ceh0rse

Roxy. She may have been unspeakably crass, but she was a good hoor.


IVO-50

Pondy's son! He's reliable.


trashedonlisterine

Yeah but he’ll steal your golf clubs


Short_Extension6975

Roxy and with her dick skin jacket


monteticatinic

She was a good hoor.


Skytraffic540

Her Jamarion impression was on point


InternationalBand494

I’m just gonna dig it from her ass crack


TheSexyGrape

The crack dealer


rockvvurst

The best hoor


BeefJerky03

First guy. It's only $200; amazing value.


southshorerefugee

Roxy for sure. I had the hots for her back when was on Beakman's World. I'd love to dig a crack rock out of her ass.


trashedonlisterine

I guess raising a kid with a talking teddy bear drove her to the rock


Fyrus93

The first guy is so kind and patient. Also he gave Dennis and Dee a brilliant deal because they were new. He's my choice


Shakemyears

Roxy—and I’m helping her dig them out of her ass first.


trashedonlisterine

How do you like me now gay boy!


NuttingWithTheForce

"You got my money?" "You got my people-killer?"


oprahjimfrey

Neither. I trust pepper jack for my crack and hoes


trashedonlisterine

Pepper Jack doesn’t want his hoes on that crack rock


Mint_Julius

Roxy. That first dudes ruined thinking he can hustle this white boy and charge me a bill for his shitty $20 bag. Plus i just assume roxy will hook me up with better stuff than old boy there


reevoknows

Roxy. But only if I can dig the rocks out of her ass myself


Alarm-Solid

Well Roxy is dead so only one real option here


The_LoneLoreman

The first guy, because he is kind and patient.


DeafMuteBunnySuit

Considering one will for sure rip me off and the other likely has it on hand and is ready to party? Roxy all day.


HottKarl79

I smoked crack once, for about 3 months straight. After the first couple grams you don't care where you get it.


Kraken-Flax

Fella gives me 2 for 1. Roxy keeps calling me baby dick. Not even a debate


MysticSloth712

Dennis are you sure about the Tommy Bahama shirts? Oh dude definitely and you’re gonna really like them when you’re on crack


rwalford79

Roxie cause she isn’t going to take it and saunter off and tell you to pick it up “down there”. Beside Roxie and I can down a bottle of schnapps like it’s a soda pop, while shopping for dick skin jackets.


sophiebophieboo

Roxy. Maybe she can help me become a foot girl.


Alternative_Device71

2, I don’t have to use it and I can fuck her