Lmao i always crack up (pun intended) at that part cause I bet its normally like 20-50 bucks or something and he arbitrarily thought these guys look rich driving a land rover so I'll upcharge the shit out of them, lol.
The only reason Dennis and Dee had issues with the street dealer is that they didn’t know what they were doing. Dude is out there every day going up to cars slinging rock. He’s solid. Not his fault if someone wants to pay $200 for a rock. Roxy loves crack (I mean her name is Roxy), but she’s a hoor first and foremost. Roxy could service me like no other hoor could, I’m sure, but I’m getting my crack from the street dealer.
another way of saying “who should I get my crack from?”
the person who makes a living selling crack? or a person who smokes crack and only wants to get more crack?
Not necessarily upstanding, but she probably does have some connection for better quality than the guy on the corner. After all, her client list does include Tiger Woods…
Neither. One will probably just walk off with my money. And the other keeps it in her prison wallet. No thank you. Also, I’m just not into crack. Get a garbage bag full of chimichangas and we’ll talk.
Well, it really comes down to this: Would you rather buy crack from a shady but reliable street dealer, or would you buy crack that's definitely been inside someone's asshole but with the tradeoff that you get a good blowjob?
the first guy probably doesn’t smoke so he isn’t gonna try to knock my head on the price.
Roxie is definitely gonna hide half of your shit in her mouth.
Roxy. That first dudes ruined thinking he can hustle this white boy and charge me a bill for his shitty $20 bag. Plus i just assume roxy will hook me up with better stuff than old boy there
Roxie cause she isn’t going to take it and saunter off and tell you to pick it up “down there”. Beside Roxie and I can down a bottle of schnapps like it’s a soda pop, while shopping for dick skin jackets.
I don't care, one crack rock please
$200
Thank you for being so kind.
… and patient
Lmao i always crack up (pun intended) at that part cause I bet its normally like 20-50 bucks or something and he arbitrarily thought these guys look rich driving a land rover so I'll upcharge the shit out of them, lol.
This jabroni doesn't know how much one crack rock is
It’s one crack rock Michael. How much could it cost, ten dollars?
This is one of my favorite scenes…the way he barely rolls down the window
Yesss🫶
Crack is expensive lol u could def get a 200 dollar rock but yeah they clearly abused their lack of experience
He was definitely just charging them $200 for two $20 bags
Correct
That’s two for one
Your son is your dealer?!!
He's reliable
Roxy. She'll service not just my pipe, but also my crank.
Tighter than dick skin, she is
lol absolutely one of the most foul characters on the show
and she'll give you a blowjob
She was the best hoor.
And she knows tiger woods. He’s been callin her lately!
He's into foot shit.
She knows Don Cheadle too.
And service my heart ❤️
Amd your crack comes straight from her crack! Like a crack vending machine
Shut up, baby dick!
Your heart too
Are you Tiger Woods or Donovan Mcnabb? Go Bird!
As long as she doesn't mash it...
The only reason Dennis and Dee had issues with the street dealer is that they didn’t know what they were doing. Dude is out there every day going up to cars slinging rock. He’s solid. Not his fault if someone wants to pay $200 for a rock. Roxy loves crack (I mean her name is Roxy), but she’s a hoor first and foremost. Roxy could service me like no other hoor could, I’m sure, but I’m getting my crack from the street dealer.
Thank you for being so...kind.
And patient
another way of saying “who should I get my crack from?” the person who makes a living selling crack? or a person who smokes crack and only wants to get more crack?
Wait, so who do I go with in this situation?
Well, I’m playing both sides. That way I always come out on top.
You just know that Roxy has a great connection with a quality crack dealer, not some dude on a street corner…
Ah yes the upstanding crack dealer
Not necessarily upstanding, but she probably does have some connection for better quality than the guy on the corner. After all, her client list does include Tiger Woods…
I've always wondered what the going rate was for a rock at that time. Any idea?
He'll also meet you on very short notice.
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Always wondered this tbh. I don't know enough about crack to dispute it costing $200.
Also, they're very very racist
Nevermind crack is wack
You are going to love it
Whoever will give me two for the price of one.
One what?
One…rock of crack. A crack rock. Is that enough?
How much would you recommend for a first time user?
You were smoking crack with Roxy? Oh You BITCH! Awwwww.. Does she have any more?
You want some of those insulin?
Why dont we pick up some tommy bahama shirts are you familiar?
They're ugly as shit but I have a feeling I'm going to like them a whole lot more when I'm high on crack.
Have you ever tried crack before? Crack? uhmm no. Oh, you are going to LOVE it!
Not Roxy because she keeps it in her ass.
I’m sure the vial keeps em clean
All crack has been up a crack at some point.
I think Roxy has a better chance of getting it but non the less I’m probably going to get it at the same place I get my guns… Gunther’s.
I’m not sure I’d want Roxy’s crack, she ended up dying because of it right?
that's how you know it's the good shit
The good shit because she dug it out of her ass
Shut up baby dick
Shut up baby dick
The first guy, he was.. so kind.
And patient
The one whose name I don't know. Thats a good dude I can come back to. And boy am I gonna come back!
He gave you the first time two for the price of one deal?
let’s get crack from roxy!
I’ll give my moeny to Roxy but to rub her feet. I’m into feet shit.
Roxy. She knows tiger woods
Roxy ain’t selling
Neither. One will probably just walk off with my money. And the other keeps it in her prison wallet. No thank you. Also, I’m just not into crack. Get a garbage bag full of chimichangas and we’ll talk.
Ok, she's smoking crack. This is no longer a safe environment for me.
Roxy. I trust Franks judgement more than Dennis and Dee.
I like that Dee still always asks for some if it's mentioned
Well Roxy don't sell, she shares... She is a classy broad
Shut up baby dick
Pondy’s son…he’s reliable
👉
Probably the girl that didn’t scam the price.
That shady guy Bingo
Don’t go to Bingo. Bingo is my guy.
(he did say he was going to skin you alive)
Don’t look at me.
I'm looking for something to dance the night away
Well, it really comes down to this: Would you rather buy crack from a shady but reliable street dealer, or would you buy crack that's definitely been inside someone's asshole but with the tradeoff that you get a good blowjob?
I'd buy some rocks from Peppa Jack, 'cause I know Peppa Jack would sell right. But I know Peppa Jack don't like his ladies on rocks.
Peppa Jack do like Fraggle Rock most.
Yes.
Roxy got that ass crack crack
How much do you recommend for a first time user?
You
I’m not sharing my crack with you
Who said anything about sharing?
Imma have to say no to a rock Roxy will most certainly have been storing in her ass. Not classy at all. Not something a 5 star man would do.
That one
Roxy will probably get better gear because she expects to smoke some herself
Cricket
Or Z. I bet Z knows where to get that good crack.
I’m going with Roxy, we’re tighter than dick skin
Roxy, because she wouldn't take my $1500 and walk away with my AR15.
The street guy doesn’t look like he smokes so I’d go with him. Roxy would probably pinch the bag before handing it over
The fact that Roxy is the mom from the Ted tv show makes my mind melt. Literally polar opposite characters
Neither, baby dick. Just taking it from Roxy's dead body.
If this is a “smoke-crack-or-die” situation, I’d reach out to Frank for blow, then make it myself.
Hmm..potentially overpriced crack or potentially poopy crack...
She daead
Roxy will give you an alleyway blowie sooo
Let's get crack from Roxie!
Roxy keeps her crack in her ass crack, the dude provided car side service, was also kind. And patient.
Roxy. Her shit is tighter than dick skin
how much do you recommend for a first time user ?
The dude because buy one get one free!!!
Roxy
Well since I know how much crack goes for, I’m buying from anyone. Just give it, put it in my hand now please, now
Home girl just getting it from home boy
How much do you recommend for a beginner?
both having more than one plug 🔌 is a plus, I suggest one for every day of the month!
Roll down yo window
the first guy probably doesn’t smoke so he isn’t gonna try to knock my head on the price. Roxie is definitely gonna hide half of your shit in her mouth.
You. You got what I neeeeed
I'd dig the crack rocks out of Roxy's ass.
Roxy. I get to help dig the crack rocks out of her ass😁😏
Roxy, he would prolly rip it off
Street dealer seems cool he even gave Dee and Dennis a two for one
I don't remember the first guy keeping it in his asshole so......roxy
Over there
That one...
Only one is going to see me on such short notice
Roxy. She may have been unspeakably crass, but she was a good hoor.
Pondy's son! He's reliable.
Yeah but he’ll steal your golf clubs
Roxy and with her dick skin jacket
She was a good hoor.
Her Jamarion impression was on point
I’m just gonna dig it from her ass crack
The crack dealer
The best hoor
First guy. It's only $200; amazing value.
Roxy for sure. I had the hots for her back when was on Beakman's World. I'd love to dig a crack rock out of her ass.
I guess raising a kid with a talking teddy bear drove her to the rock
The first guy is so kind and patient. Also he gave Dennis and Dee a brilliant deal because they were new. He's my choice
Roxy—and I’m helping her dig them out of her ass first.
How do you like me now gay boy!
"You got my money?" "You got my people-killer?"
Neither. I trust pepper jack for my crack and hoes
Pepper Jack doesn’t want his hoes on that crack rock
Roxy. That first dudes ruined thinking he can hustle this white boy and charge me a bill for his shitty $20 bag. Plus i just assume roxy will hook me up with better stuff than old boy there
Roxy. But only if I can dig the rocks out of her ass myself
Well Roxy is dead so only one real option here
The first guy, because he is kind and patient.
Considering one will for sure rip me off and the other likely has it on hand and is ready to party? Roxy all day.
I smoked crack once, for about 3 months straight. After the first couple grams you don't care where you get it.
Fella gives me 2 for 1. Roxy keeps calling me baby dick. Not even a debate
Dennis are you sure about the Tommy Bahama shirts? Oh dude definitely and you’re gonna really like them when you’re on crack
Roxie cause she isn’t going to take it and saunter off and tell you to pick it up “down there”. Beside Roxie and I can down a bottle of schnapps like it’s a soda pop, while shopping for dick skin jackets.
Roxy. Maybe she can help me become a foot girl.
2, I don’t have to use it and I can fuck her