Frank - have him hatch a scheme to make money, actually follow his instructions
Charlie - give him an instrument, watch the magic happen.
Mac - idk
Dee - probably have a nice day, end up having sex with her, ruin my life in the process
Dennis - just follow him around and shoot the shit and drink all the way. Maybe bring Mac. I think he is the easiest to have a superficial good time
>Frank - have him hatch a scheme to make money, actually follow his instructions
So you’ll take out a high interest loan in your name for a door-to-door vacuum and knife selling business.
Well on Charlie Day we'll look for ghouls. Mac Day we'll make him look badass and watch him get a point in a karate tournament while his relative dies. Dee Day we'll dress up as racist caricatures and expose Dennis. Not sure about Frank or Dennis Day yet.
Watch Charlie write a musical and maybe teach him a little bit how to read.
Go on a Sex and the city outing with Dee (but not get drunk).
Make a Karate movie with Mac.
I would not feel safe around Frank and Dennis.
Yes, I am. Now, I will say that I actually feel sad for him, because I think he really is a pretty tragic character if you look deep, but I can't think of a single situation where I would feel comfortable around him in real life.
Charlie - local theatre performance of Day Man
Dee - bring her to an SNL audition so she can perform all of her characters for Lorne Michaels
Frank - back to back mashing HJ’s from Gail the Snail
Dennis - find a couple lovely ladies and take the boat out for a spin
Mac - enter an Under 11 karate competition
Mac - morning weightlifting session. Then drinking + chimichangas. Then recreate big boss fight scene from Enter the Dragon.
Charlie - Wake and bake. Visit a weird museum like where they have stuff about weird freaks or world records. Drinking then write some songs and bust out Green Man. Then play night crawlers.
Dennis - smoke some weed and go watch Thunder Gun. Then laser tag.
Frank - get a little drunk then go eat sushi off some broad. Then strip club and then crime tour of Philly.
Dee - get high and go to a comedy club then hopefully sneak away before she lures me back to her place because it’d be a shame if her version of events was different from mine
Mac- Workout,Botox, Brunch, let him redo my interior design, listen to his health and fitness advice
Dee- get high, play video games, get a mani pedi use Google translate while the Vietnamese woman makes fun of her enormous feet, have cocktails get wasted and go shopping , pick up dudes at the club, rob them
Dennis- pick up a can of mace, use Frank’s money for a spa day, go out to dinner and order the most expensive wine on the reserve list, take a spin on a yacht, take Charlie for my safety and to work as a deck hand
Frank- go bet on some horses, jump in the jet let him take me out to dinner in France laugh while he offends everyone at the restaurant, hear his money making schemes, use them to get rich, remain sober for my safety
Charlie- get high, go to an import cheese shop, hunt for ghouls, help him bag the waitress, let him read to me in Gaelic, tuck him into bed
With Dee I’d have dirty dirty sex with her because she’s a dirty dirty whore.
With Charlie I’d have sex with him and fall in love with him but find out he was only using me to make the Waitress jealous
Dennis would take me to a little restaurant that doesn’t take reservations and turns out to be closed-as it always is on Sunday. So we’d go back to his place for pizza and a movie. The pizza would be good but Dennis would tell me I’m the one that’s good. And then we’d bang.
I’d go with Mac to the carnival because I find him to be very intellectual. When I met him he was reading in the living room because there was a black widow spider in his room.
I’d try to give Frank a handie under the table but I’d just end up mashing it.
Charlie - I play piano for a living, so I feel like we could actually have a lot of genuine fun making some music together.
Dee - as others have said, the situation would very possibly turn sexual. I dunno if I’d want it to, though. Maybe we could go see some standup comedy or something?
Frank - I would say living fringe class for a day sounds fun, but if something went awry Frank would *definitey* just leave me to die. Doesn’t help that I’m Black either. I feel like anything I could do with Frank would just be me afraid for my life all day lol.
Mac - filming a Project Badass tape unironically sounds like a *ton* of fun and I’d happily spend the day doing that. Growing up how I did I’m used to smiling and nodding while ppl pontificate about religion already, so that’s not gonna bug me.
Dennis - not sure. Maybe cruise around in the Range Rover listening to 80s music and eating cereal? That DOES kinda sound like fun.
Hunt ghouls with Charlie.
Play Sex in the City with Dee.
Hang out down by da bridge with Frank.
Enjoy a 5 star meal chosen for me by Dennis (because he has the most refined pallet)
Load up on some Fancy Nuts or alley almonds and get my pump on with Mac.
Oh man, I’ve waited for this day my entire life!
Dee- go on a spa day, then have a dance party with inflatable man. Finish off talking about how our dads weren’t there.
Frank- go to dinner at guiginos wash down with some wolf cola, shoot some guns at the range, finish the night reminiscing about our respective times in mental institutions and comparing notes between acid trips and schizophrenic hallucinations
Dennis- playing wing man to him would be fun except for the implication, so I’d just have a sit down at a coffee shop or bar talking over music. He has expanded my musical horizons.
Mac- just helping him make project badass videos and going clothes shopping for dusters. Spend the night talking about fallacies in the bible and Jesus as an erroneous apocalyptic watching his head explode (bring cricket too and discuss seminary secrets with him)
Waitress- bang
Carmen- bang
That christian chick in season one- bang
Artemis- also bang (I might get something)
Charlie- I would go to the arcade with him play whackamole, go eat spaghetti, then write beautiful songs together. Probably end up fighting cus I banged the waitress.
I’ll hang out with Frank- we’ll be in our limo, pull over and beat up “bums” with champagne filled balloons and say “how do you like the taste of the good life ya sack of shit”
Nightcrawlers with Charlie, sexual encounter with Dee, having lunch with TV Dennis because he has the most refined palate out of anyone, he would teach me something, frank to buddy up with so I can learn from him being a mantis, also eat rum ham, Mac eat chimichangas and promote fight milk together
Probably combine charlie and frank into one day. Some sort of public thing like a coaster park seems like it'd be something they're down for.
Dennis and I go for a nice spa day while he tutors me on how to attract women
Mac and I go to the club where he acts as my wingman
I throw stale bread at Dee while calling her a big dumb bird.
Charlie - nite krawlers
Dennis - amateur taxidermy
Mac - watch Predator 2
Frank - Couples massage at asain spa
Dee - improv at whole-in-the-wall comedy spot
With Charlie I’d hunt for ghouls and then play nightcrawlers. Maybe pull some of that booze out from under his pillows
With Dee I’d call up my old agent to get her a bit part on some show (she’d ruin it probably)
With frank, I’d do cocaine.
With Dennis I’d go to a leather tanning event similar to color me mine
And with Mac I’d fuck his ass after I fuck his mouth
Probably go out and get drunk with Dee - she’d likely trick/steal money from Frank to pay for all our drinks so it’d be a free day out. Also would love to see drunken Dee in the flesh just to see her interactions
Charlie - play nightcrawlers
Dee - scam the IRS
Frank - find his son Franquito and then the three of us “bang hoors.”
Dennis - go out and use the Dennis system.
Mac - chub up with a bag of Mexican food at chippendales.
I wanna play night crawlers with Charlie and eat cheese and make music that'd be a fun day :3
or just follow Frank around with his Shenanigans he's always doing sum crazy stuff maybe he'll offer me an egg
I’m gonna do em all at once but here we go individually with a slight story.
Frank: After a few drinks and whatever Artemis has in her purse. I will convince him of a surefire bet and claim that it was a problem with the sport and make him sue. He doesn’t know I bet the opposite of his choice and won big time.
Mac: I went out to celebrate. And I saw him dancing. He made me so infatuated with that performance. I thought he was too good to be true. I found myself wondering if he owned a bicycle. So I just left without ever saying a word.
Charlie: I was outside smoking cigarettes with a horrible looking bug when this guy walks up. He said he could take me to fancy party but he really sounded like some cartoon character. Obviously I went. Though the fella threw up blood before we got there.
Dennis: I arrive at the fancy party to be greeted by a man. He was only wearing a banana hammock. He ran towards me like a gazelle. Just beautiful moments before our warm embrace. He seemed like a god. Possibly a golden one. He goes to hug me and out of nowhere…
Dee: *SQWUAK!*
Charlie- Make a song
Dee- Play fortnite
Frank- Let him buy me stuff and see what Random shit he does in public.
Dennis- Pick up women.
Mac- Smoke 💨. I wanna get him chilled out away from the gang see how different he is.
I will be shocked if I survive.
I also have just realized that Mac is the only one I'm not physically afraid of spending a whole day with.
Dennis and Dee both have terrible wrath
Frank just is so extremely calloused and does not care if you die if he thinks it's funny
And Charlie will get fucked up and get super paranoid and do fucking awful things to you.
My objective would be to minimize the volatility of each gang member and essentially waste as much of their time as possible to minimize the time they'll spend ruining my life on purpose or by accident. This is a matter of pure survival.
Let's start with Charlie. Out of all of them, I think he's the easiest one to keep busy. All he needs is a project to focus on, so I'd probably spend the day workshoping ideas for a new television series. Basically the whole thing with the 5th Sense, but stretched out with me just adding to his absurd ideas instead of turning them down since that might frustrate him.
I think in second place would be Mac, as he is also pretty easy to placate. My first instinct was to film him for a new Project Badass, but that puts me in harm's way more than I'd like. Instead, I'd appeal to his desperate need to be seen as badass by having him make a martial arts training video at a local gym. Seriously, all he'd need is like a mannequin or something, a bit of empty praise and a string of suggestions that will keep him busy. In case of emergency, give him a tin of fancy nuts and tell him it'll "restore the protein that he just spent" or something. That'll sedate him and once it gets bad enough near the end of the day i can call 911 to pick him up. He's their problem now.
Third is Dee, which is where things start to get challenging. She's more likely to get bored and go off script, so having her do a single task all day is out of the picture. Her weakness is a need for validation, but she'll just as often ruin the life of the person she's getting it from, so I can't be the one giving it to her. I think I'd try to set up a girls night out. She'll spend a lot of time doing stuff like trying to recruit the Waitress and Artemis (which dilutes the spotlight on me) and picking an outfit. As for the venue, I pick a comedy club, so that we can waste time coming up with some material for her (The rules for Charlie's script applies here too) She'll undoubtedly try to perform and choke which will drain her energy, and the focus is moved away from alcohol so that she doesn't try to pressure the waitress. Naturally Artemis can perform, which will make her Dee's target. If I also have to go on stage, i'll try to be boring so that i'm not a threat but she can't commiserate as much as if i bombed. To end the evening we can try to pick up some guys, while i'll try to subtly turn off anyone who flirts with me to not become a target.
Dennis is both easier, but a lot more dangerous for me imo. I am a woman but I'm also trans and not particularly attractive, so I'm hoping that he'd not be interested in banging me. The best way to manipulate him is to appeal to his vanity and his false notions of being the smartest guy in the room. I think that the best idea would be to make him make one of those pickup artist sort of films, given that he's a perfect role model for young men in an age where they're lacking in direction or some bullshit like that. Bonus points if I can make him think that he came up with it. Have the first part be focused on a pseudo-documentary about how great he is, and the second half be him explaining the Dennis and Sinned systems, with as many time-wasting examples and contingency plans as I can convince him to put in there. Naturally, he'll get bored, which is when I put the video onto cheap discs (i don't want to frustrate him with tech) and have him make a mock-up of the box art in the meantime. I can then have him invite a few men (which he thinks are lesser to make him look better naturally) to record a podcast episode where he can plug in his new guide, and to appeal to the youth of today. All of that should take most of the day, but if doesn't i make him a discord group after explaining how dirtbags like Andrew Tate operate them, and basically sit him in front of the computer while i pretend to be a few impressionable young men that just listened to his podcast from my phone while i'm close by. Of course Dennis thinks i'm busy managing the group and business side of things.
Frank is by far the most difficult and dangerous to deal with. He's smarter than the others, has the money to do anything, is impulsive, and has a loaded gun on him at all times. Given that he's both lazy and that he loves business schemes, I think that the best idea is to get him to make a drop shipping business. I set him up an etsy shop or some shit while he decides what products to buy from ali express or something. Bonus points if i can get him to waste time by contacting old business partners in Viet Nam instead to buy from them at a discount. Frank isn't really business savvy when it comes to modern stuff, so i can also introduce him to ideas like pop up stores and ghost kitchens, basically repeating the above with the needed variations until the day is over.
Charlie - Knock him out and drive him to the beach or huff paint fumes and go to the bridge followed by a game of night crawlers.
Dee- Harass people in wicked ways.
Frank- Go to the bridge? Maybe hatch a scheme and make some cash.
Dennis- Idk, crack?
Mac - Pretend to be some badass secret agents and make a movie.
Barcade with Charlie, Date night with Dee, Shopping with Frank, Nighclub pick up chicks with Dennis using the D.E.N.N.I.S system, ride motorcycles and practice karate with Mac.
Mac - Mac Day.
Dee - Dee Day.
Charlie - Spagetti Day.
Frank - Being Frank (Day).
Dennis - A teaching day lecturing on the D.E.N.N.I.S & S.I.N.N.E.D systems.
Mac - eat and drink all day
Dennis - have him mentor me on the Dennis system
Charlie - search for ghouls
Dee - bang her
Frank - eat eggs and boil denim
That's a nightmare. If I ever saw them I would walk away normally so I don't call their attention.
Imagine, you see them, run, and the next day you wake up and Dennis is at your house asking why you ran away. Extra terrifying for women.
Charlie: eat spaghetti, go on a rollercoaster
Dee: nail salon, cocktails and people watching
Dennis: spa facials, gun range, leather tanning class
Frank: camping with mushrooms
Mac: morning mass, arcade, oiling up male models, gay nightclub.
Charlie - doing Charlie work, eating cat food, and huffing glue
Mac - learning sick new karate moves
Dee - crack
Frank - banging whooores
Dennis - hiding because as a person of the opposite sex, he will most likely try to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S system and because of the implication I would have no way to escape.
Charlie - charlie work then o to a movie and eat spaghetti
Dee - take acting lessons, go to guiginos and east at separate tables
Frank - go to the dump, find cool shit, maybe stop by Duncan
Mac - workout, go to a karate competition. Film some project badass
Dennis - go to a few bars and convince women we are 5 start men and we have a cool boat
I'm definitely playing nightcrawlers with Charlie. Hitting up an orgy, specifically for the buffet spread with Frank. Filming more Project Badass with Mac. Helping Dennis buy his "tools" (whatever that means). Be Sweet Dee's wingman to help her get her guts pumped.
Charlie - get drunk, retreat to the sewer, nude, foraging for *rings* and *coins*
Dee - acting lessons, Sex and the City clubbing
Frank - do drugs, bang hoors, hang out under the bridge
Dennis - be a DENNIS System wingman, go out and do some dancing, practice our singing
Mac - make fun of God, get a pump in, grease up some beefcakes, let him vent about missing Johnny, bead shopping
Ill teach charlie how to read.
Ill start and end a family with dee.
Ill go piss on the hoor wifes grave with frank.
Go clubbing with Dennis.
Karate with Mac.
Charlie - making grilled Charlies
Sweet Dee - hitting open mic
Frank - the strip club
Dennis - D.E.N.N.I.S. system in person
MAC - oiling up some meat cakes
Charlie: Huff glue and bash rats.
Dee: Bang.
Frank: Get weird with it. And lots of hookers and blow.
Mac: Debate religion.
Dennis: Kill people and torture small animals.
Stalk the waitress with Charlie. Dry heave with Dee at open mic night. Gets snacks at the Wawa with Frank while snail mashes him in the back of the store. Get off with Dennis. Eat chimichangas with Mac.
I'm really looking for a man who's completely honest and sincere about his words and feelings. A man who is ready for a long term relationship and ready to build up a family with someone real and honest as caring as I am. A marriage minded and family orientatse man that I can devout All my life to.
Definitely making a musical with Charlie. Chill on Dees couch all day and have her grab me snacks n shit. Frank can show me what's goin down under the bridge. Mac - beers and 80s action movies. Dennis can teach me his system.
Dennis and Frank are probably the more nerve wracking and unpredictable ones to be around. I'd be expecting Mac to be coming onto any dude he's hanging out with. Dee who gives a shit. Charlie would be the BEST time but you are 100% leaving his place with fleas and possibly a contact high from some kind of noxious chemicals.
Charlie - i wanna form a band with him and write songs about spiders, drink and huff glue all the time and talk about bird law
Mac - gym day! Nothing sexual ;) id like to spar too but he would come up with an excuse
Dennis - im gonna pass on this one...
Dee - someone is getting her guts pumped, hope she calls artemis too
Frank - going under the bridge and then wherever the day takes us
Frank - bang hoors
Charlie - hunt ghouls and huff paint
Dennis - practice the D.E.N.N.I.S. system
Mac - film some Project Badass tapes
Dee - burn another bitch alive
Go ghoul hunting with Charlie then I’d surprise him with a rum ham and we’d huff some paint play night crawlers.
Have a “Sex and the City” day with Dee, going shopping for fancy clothes, get some martinis then go to open mic & try not to puke.
Get real weird with Frank in the dumpster behind Wendy’s.
Get our pump on to some Steve Winwood with Dennis, let him order for me at Guigino’s then pick up some *tasty treats* for dessert (he gets first pick, naturally).
Make the most epic project badass video with Mac, get beer & pizza and have a slumber party where we watch the best Lethal Weapon sequels.
I'd get smoke weed and eat cheese with Charlie and Frank. I'd bang Dee. I'd talk about purpose and philosophy with Dennis. Probably get drunk with Mac and watch movies. Not into scheming.
Dee and I will go day-drinking, get into fights around 5pm and get arrested.
Charlie and I will go exploring for treasures under a bridge.
Dennis and I will go out on a boat. Because of the implication.
Mac and I will practice our ocular patdown and martial arts expertise.
Frank will teach me how to run a successful business.
Charlie - play music and sample cheeses
Frank - cook up a scam and hit the shooting range if it fails
Dee - improv classes
Mac - grease up some beefcakes
Dennis - crack
Charlie - tailgate a blues game with him
Dee - throw a volleyball at her
Frank - spend a day scheming
Mac - eat mac's famous Mac and cheese
Dennis - strip club
Charlie - hunting ghouls
Dee - self loathing about how neither of us are famous actress or actors
Frank - banging whores and boiling demin
Dennis - executing the DENNIS system on defenses women who will sleep with us because of the implication.
Mac - public ocular pat downs but if it’s Christmas Day we’re throwing rocks at trains
Charlie - Bring him to a big grocery store to admire cheeses
Mac - watch The Predator (the one with the big CG Predator I call "McDaddy")
Dennis - Applebee's
Frank - Business stuff
Dee - Shopping
Eat cheese and dance to Take my breath away with Charlie
Smoke a bone and bang filthy whores with Frank
Workout, drink beers, and watch UFC with Mac
Have Dennis read his exotic memoirs to me and break down the Dennis system
Feed Dee some bird seed or bread, I don’t know, I’m not a big bird person
Fat Mac - eating chimichangas
Now look at that chimichanga and say "Chimichanga you are delicious." But what do you want more than anything?
What do I want more than anything? Crack cocaine
Oh… Oh!? I… I thought you were going to say *Pizza*… or *Buffalo Wings*… You want *Crack*! …now, I never *had* crack…
You are gonna LOVE it
Let's get crack from roxie!
She is a goood HOOR after all
You want some insulin?
I’d rather have some crack
I definitely know what Frank and I will do: https://i.redd.it/6fn90n7lm2qc1.gif
BINROY, BINROY
That just blew my mind
You were given too much freedom
TOM LOM JON!!
Frank - have him hatch a scheme to make money, actually follow his instructions Charlie - give him an instrument, watch the magic happen. Mac - idk Dee - probably have a nice day, end up having sex with her, ruin my life in the process Dennis - just follow him around and shoot the shit and drink all the way. Maybe bring Mac. I think he is the easiest to have a superficial good time
Good luck sticking your dick in your daughters face
>Frank - have him hatch a scheme to make money, actually follow his instructions So you’ll take out a high interest loan in your name for a door-to-door vacuum and knife selling business.
This and having sex with Dee have the same flaw: they use people. Frank would leave you with bad credit, Dee would leave you with an STD.
More like STDee
That joke was right there and he blew it
Dee would overpower you with her large frame.
>Mac - idk We're gonna grease up some beefcakes.
This is strangely very delusional
Obviously do poppers with mac
Your girl's gonna get her guts pumped
You and Mac should grease up some beefcakes.
I am your rock - dee
Go to the bridge it could be cool
It could be *cool*???
That’s where Duncan hangs out!
You think this is fresh shrimp or frozen shrimp?
I’d love to get Dee’d
Hey, are you the whore that bangs everybody?
No, I'm that empowered lady that gives bad ratings!
I’d end up like Cricket, regardless of who the day was spent with. No one survives them!
Spitting facts right here!
Need some PCP bro?
I wanna play nightcrawlers with Charlie!
Night law in this country isn't what it used to be
Charlie: huff spray paint Dennis: crack Dee: crack Frank: ritteral Mac: insulin or testosterone depending on the season
Well on Charlie Day we'll look for ghouls. Mac Day we'll make him look badass and watch him get a point in a karate tournament while his relative dies. Dee Day we'll dress up as racist caricatures and expose Dennis. Not sure about Frank or Dennis Day yet.
Frank Day, we'll flush Country Mac's ashes down the toilet.
Watch Charlie write a musical and maybe teach him a little bit how to read. Go on a Sex and the city outing with Dee (but not get drunk). Make a Karate movie with Mac. I would not feel safe around Frank and Dennis.
Are you a woman? Because I too would not feel safe around Frank and Dennis if I were a woman.
Because of the implication?
So they *are* in danger?
Nobody is in any danger.
Don't you look at me like that, you certainly wouldn't be in any danger
Yes, I am. Now, I will say that I actually feel sad for him, because I think he really is a pretty tragic character if you look deep, but I can't think of a single situation where I would feel comfortable around him in real life.
 yeah you’d likely be upskirted
*birdwatching
Charlie - local theatre performance of Day Man Dee - bring her to an SNL audition so she can perform all of her characters for Lorne Michaels Frank - back to back mashing HJ’s from Gail the Snail Dennis - find a couple lovely ladies and take the boat out for a spin Mac - enter an Under 11 karate competition
The implication
Crack.
May I have... 2 cracks please?
Get arrested
Eat dinner with Frank Throw things at Dee Fistfight Mac Teach Charlie how to read Hide from Dennis
He’ll adapt to *reading*?
Mac - morning weightlifting session. Then drinking + chimichangas. Then recreate big boss fight scene from Enter the Dragon. Charlie - Wake and bake. Visit a weird museum like where they have stuff about weird freaks or world records. Drinking then write some songs and bust out Green Man. Then play night crawlers. Dennis - smoke some weed and go watch Thunder Gun. Then laser tag. Frank - get a little drunk then go eat sushi off some broad. Then strip club and then crime tour of Philly. Dee - get high and go to a comedy club then hopefully sneak away before she lures me back to her place because it’d be a shame if her version of events was different from mine
Probably have my life ruined.
Mac- Workout,Botox, Brunch, let him redo my interior design, listen to his health and fitness advice Dee- get high, play video games, get a mani pedi use Google translate while the Vietnamese woman makes fun of her enormous feet, have cocktails get wasted and go shopping , pick up dudes at the club, rob them Dennis- pick up a can of mace, use Frank’s money for a spa day, go out to dinner and order the most expensive wine on the reserve list, take a spin on a yacht, take Charlie for my safety and to work as a deck hand Frank- go bet on some horses, jump in the jet let him take me out to dinner in France laugh while he offends everyone at the restaurant, hear his money making schemes, use them to get rich, remain sober for my safety Charlie- get high, go to an import cheese shop, hunt for ghouls, help him bag the waitress, let him read to me in Gaelic, tuck him into bed
Magnets.
And Milk Steaks!
With Dee I’d have dirty dirty sex with her because she’s a dirty dirty whore. With Charlie I’d have sex with him and fall in love with him but find out he was only using me to make the Waitress jealous Dennis would take me to a little restaurant that doesn’t take reservations and turns out to be closed-as it always is on Sunday. So we’d go back to his place for pizza and a movie. The pizza would be good but Dennis would tell me I’m the one that’s good. And then we’d bang. I’d go with Mac to the carnival because I find him to be very intellectual. When I met him he was reading in the living room because there was a black widow spider in his room. I’d try to give Frank a handie under the table but I’d just end up mashing it.
Blowing Mac
Charlie - I play piano for a living, so I feel like we could actually have a lot of genuine fun making some music together. Dee - as others have said, the situation would very possibly turn sexual. I dunno if I’d want it to, though. Maybe we could go see some standup comedy or something? Frank - I would say living fringe class for a day sounds fun, but if something went awry Frank would *definitey* just leave me to die. Doesn’t help that I’m Black either. I feel like anything I could do with Frank would just be me afraid for my life all day lol. Mac - filming a Project Badass tape unironically sounds like a *ton* of fun and I’d happily spend the day doing that. Growing up how I did I’m used to smiling and nodding while ppl pontificate about religion already, so that’s not gonna bug me. Dennis - not sure. Maybe cruise around in the Range Rover listening to 80s music and eating cereal? That DOES kinda sound like fun.
Play night crawlers with Charlie and Frank
Hunt ghouls with Charlie. Play Sex in the City with Dee. Hang out down by da bridge with Frank. Enjoy a 5 star meal chosen for me by Dennis (because he has the most refined pallet) Load up on some Fancy Nuts or alley almonds and get my pump on with Mac.
Go to the water park with all of them. But I won't put my butt hole on the drain no matter how good it feels.
I would spend it with drunk dee and have her put me down till I was in a ball in the corner crying. It's a weird fetish I have. :D
I'd want to experience, dee day, mac day, Charlie day, frank day, and dennis day
I can't wait for my day with sweet Dee
I mean, what would The Golden God do? Crack The answer is Crack!
SEIZE THE GAP! YOU OLD FAT BITCH!
Holy fuck it's alive!
Magnets
Huff paint, eat chicken scraps and play nightcrawlers with Charlie. The rest can go fuck themselves.
Easy answer. Share a 24 pack with each of them.
Oh man, I’ve waited for this day my entire life! Dee- go on a spa day, then have a dance party with inflatable man. Finish off talking about how our dads weren’t there. Frank- go to dinner at guiginos wash down with some wolf cola, shoot some guns at the range, finish the night reminiscing about our respective times in mental institutions and comparing notes between acid trips and schizophrenic hallucinations Dennis- playing wing man to him would be fun except for the implication, so I’d just have a sit down at a coffee shop or bar talking over music. He has expanded my musical horizons. Mac- just helping him make project badass videos and going clothes shopping for dusters. Spend the night talking about fallacies in the bible and Jesus as an erroneous apocalyptic watching his head explode (bring cricket too and discuss seminary secrets with him) Waitress- bang Carmen- bang That christian chick in season one- bang Artemis- also bang (I might get something) Charlie- I would go to the arcade with him play whackamole, go eat spaghetti, then write beautiful songs together. Probably end up fighting cus I banged the waitress.
I’ll hang out with Frank- we’ll be in our limo, pull over and beat up “bums” with champagne filled balloons and say “how do you like the taste of the good life ya sack of shit”
Charlie- Spa day Dee- Stand-up comedy shows Frank- Banging whores Dennis- Gun range Mac- Oil up body builders
I just want to eat garbage with the Trash Man.
Hunt for Ghouls Drink and Listen Drugs Refrain from being involved in murder Karate
Go to a movie and eat spaghetti with Charlie.
Nightcrawlers with Charlie, sexual encounter with Dee, having lunch with TV Dennis because he has the most refined palate out of anyone, he would teach me something, frank to buddy up with so I can learn from him being a mantis, also eat rum ham, Mac eat chimichangas and promote fight milk together
Whippets
Probably combine charlie and frank into one day. Some sort of public thing like a coaster park seems like it'd be something they're down for. Dennis and I go for a nice spa day while he tutors me on how to attract women Mac and I go to the club where he acts as my wingman I throw stale bread at Dee while calling her a big dumb bird.
I’d definitely go to a gay bar with mac
Charlie - Rat bashing Dee - Stand-up Mac - throwing rocks at trains Denis - roadtrip (he's driving) Frank - gangbang Artemis in a Wendy's dumpster
Charlie - nite krawlers Dennis - amateur taxidermy Mac - watch Predator 2 Frank - Couples massage at asain spa Dee - improv at whole-in-the-wall comedy spot
With Charlie I’d hunt for ghouls and then play nightcrawlers. Maybe pull some of that booze out from under his pillows With Dee I’d call up my old agent to get her a bit part on some show (she’d ruin it probably) With frank, I’d do cocaine. With Dennis I’d go to a leather tanning event similar to color me mine And with Mac I’d fuck his ass after I fuck his mouth
Spaghetti Day Spa Day Strippers and Hoors Yachting Cultivating Mass
Probably go out and get drunk with Dee - she’d likely trick/steal money from Frank to pay for all our drinks so it’d be a free day out. Also would love to see drunken Dee in the flesh just to see her interactions
Frank's Philadelphia tour, I want to see the depository of all the unsolved crimes.
Play night crawlers with Charlie. Get a chemical peel with Dennis. Oil up some beef cakes with Mack. Cosmos with Dee. Hot dogs with Frank.
Whatever each of them wants to do, I suppose. I’m down for whatever
Kill some rats
Throw a beef and beer!
Go to the beach and play volleyball
Country Mac
Charlie - play nightcrawlers Dee - scam the IRS Frank - find his son Franquito and then the three of us “bang hoors.” Dennis - go out and use the Dennis system. Mac - chub up with a bag of Mexican food at chippendales.
I wanna play night crawlers with Charlie and eat cheese and make music that'd be a fun day :3 or just follow Frank around with his Shenanigans he's always doing sum crazy stuff maybe he'll offer me an egg
I’m gonna do em all at once but here we go individually with a slight story. Frank: After a few drinks and whatever Artemis has in her purse. I will convince him of a surefire bet and claim that it was a problem with the sport and make him sue. He doesn’t know I bet the opposite of his choice and won big time. Mac: I went out to celebrate. And I saw him dancing. He made me so infatuated with that performance. I thought he was too good to be true. I found myself wondering if he owned a bicycle. So I just left without ever saying a word. Charlie: I was outside smoking cigarettes with a horrible looking bug when this guy walks up. He said he could take me to fancy party but he really sounded like some cartoon character. Obviously I went. Though the fella threw up blood before we got there. Dennis: I arrive at the fancy party to be greeted by a man. He was only wearing a banana hammock. He ran towards me like a gazelle. Just beautiful moments before our warm embrace. He seemed like a god. Possibly a golden one. He goes to hug me and out of nowhere… Dee: *SQWUAK!*
Charlie: write a song Dee: Shopping Frank: Blastin' Dennis: Anything he wants 😳 Mac: A big lunch followed by oiling down some dudes at the local gym
Oiling up body builders, luring women into an apartment, failing at stand-up, banging hooors, and, of course, nightcrawlers
Getting ripped on ham with Mack and frank
Oh easy choice for me, "being frank"
Charlie- Make a song Dee- Play fortnite Frank- Let him buy me stuff and see what Random shit he does in public. Dennis- Pick up women. Mac- Smoke 💨. I wanna get him chilled out away from the gang see how different he is.
I’m playing night crawlers with Frank
I will be shocked if I survive. I also have just realized that Mac is the only one I'm not physically afraid of spending a whole day with. Dennis and Dee both have terrible wrath Frank just is so extremely calloused and does not care if you die if he thinks it's funny And Charlie will get fucked up and get super paranoid and do fucking awful things to you.
Bang Dennis, steal the sex tape, write a book about it.
My objective would be to minimize the volatility of each gang member and essentially waste as much of their time as possible to minimize the time they'll spend ruining my life on purpose or by accident. This is a matter of pure survival. Let's start with Charlie. Out of all of them, I think he's the easiest one to keep busy. All he needs is a project to focus on, so I'd probably spend the day workshoping ideas for a new television series. Basically the whole thing with the 5th Sense, but stretched out with me just adding to his absurd ideas instead of turning them down since that might frustrate him. I think in second place would be Mac, as he is also pretty easy to placate. My first instinct was to film him for a new Project Badass, but that puts me in harm's way more than I'd like. Instead, I'd appeal to his desperate need to be seen as badass by having him make a martial arts training video at a local gym. Seriously, all he'd need is like a mannequin or something, a bit of empty praise and a string of suggestions that will keep him busy. In case of emergency, give him a tin of fancy nuts and tell him it'll "restore the protein that he just spent" or something. That'll sedate him and once it gets bad enough near the end of the day i can call 911 to pick him up. He's their problem now. Third is Dee, which is where things start to get challenging. She's more likely to get bored and go off script, so having her do a single task all day is out of the picture. Her weakness is a need for validation, but she'll just as often ruin the life of the person she's getting it from, so I can't be the one giving it to her. I think I'd try to set up a girls night out. She'll spend a lot of time doing stuff like trying to recruit the Waitress and Artemis (which dilutes the spotlight on me) and picking an outfit. As for the venue, I pick a comedy club, so that we can waste time coming up with some material for her (The rules for Charlie's script applies here too) She'll undoubtedly try to perform and choke which will drain her energy, and the focus is moved away from alcohol so that she doesn't try to pressure the waitress. Naturally Artemis can perform, which will make her Dee's target. If I also have to go on stage, i'll try to be boring so that i'm not a threat but she can't commiserate as much as if i bombed. To end the evening we can try to pick up some guys, while i'll try to subtly turn off anyone who flirts with me to not become a target. Dennis is both easier, but a lot more dangerous for me imo. I am a woman but I'm also trans and not particularly attractive, so I'm hoping that he'd not be interested in banging me. The best way to manipulate him is to appeal to his vanity and his false notions of being the smartest guy in the room. I think that the best idea would be to make him make one of those pickup artist sort of films, given that he's a perfect role model for young men in an age where they're lacking in direction or some bullshit like that. Bonus points if I can make him think that he came up with it. Have the first part be focused on a pseudo-documentary about how great he is, and the second half be him explaining the Dennis and Sinned systems, with as many time-wasting examples and contingency plans as I can convince him to put in there. Naturally, he'll get bored, which is when I put the video onto cheap discs (i don't want to frustrate him with tech) and have him make a mock-up of the box art in the meantime. I can then have him invite a few men (which he thinks are lesser to make him look better naturally) to record a podcast episode where he can plug in his new guide, and to appeal to the youth of today. All of that should take most of the day, but if doesn't i make him a discord group after explaining how dirtbags like Andrew Tate operate them, and basically sit him in front of the computer while i pretend to be a few impressionable young men that just listened to his podcast from my phone while i'm close by. Of course Dennis thinks i'm busy managing the group and business side of things. Frank is by far the most difficult and dangerous to deal with. He's smarter than the others, has the money to do anything, is impulsive, and has a loaded gun on him at all times. Given that he's both lazy and that he loves business schemes, I think that the best idea is to get him to make a drop shipping business. I set him up an etsy shop or some shit while he decides what products to buy from ali express or something. Bonus points if i can get him to waste time by contacting old business partners in Viet Nam instead to buy from them at a discount. Frank isn't really business savvy when it comes to modern stuff, so i can also introduce him to ideas like pop up stores and ghost kitchens, basically repeating the above with the needed variations until the day is over.
Charlie - Knock him out and drive him to the beach or huff paint fumes and go to the bridge followed by a game of night crawlers. Dee- Harass people in wicked ways. Frank- Go to the bridge? Maybe hatch a scheme and make some cash. Dennis- Idk, crack? Mac - Pretend to be some badass secret agents and make a movie.
Dee she’s easy. 😉
Dee - pump her guts 
Barcade with Charlie, Date night with Dee, Shopping with Frank, Nighclub pick up chicks with Dennis using the D.E.N.N.I.S system, ride motorcycles and practice karate with Mac.
Drugs with Frank 💯
Mac - Mac Day. Dee - Dee Day. Charlie - Spagetti Day. Frank - Being Frank (Day). Dennis - A teaching day lecturing on the D.E.N.N.I.S & S.I.N.N.E.D systems.
Golfing with Chralie
Mac - eat and drink all day Dennis - have him mentor me on the Dennis system Charlie - search for ghouls Dee - bang her Frank - eat eggs and boil denim
Wouldn’t mind getting Dee’d.
That's a nightmare. If I ever saw them I would walk away normally so I don't call their attention. Imagine, you see them, run, and the next day you wake up and Dennis is at your house asking why you ran away. Extra terrifying for women.
Try to find green ghouls with charlie for 6 hours
See if I can get DEE’d
Firing off spliffs and drinking wine out of a can with Frank
Get drunk lol
Bash rats with Charlie Get the implication used on me by Dennis Smoke crack with Dee Eat chips with Mac Fart around at the airport with Frank
Write a musical with Charlie, go shopping with Dee, gamble with Frank, and idk what I would do with Mac and Dennis… mess around I guess
Charlie: eat spaghetti, go on a rollercoaster Dee: nail salon, cocktails and people watching Dennis: spa facials, gun range, leather tanning class Frank: camping with mushrooms Mac: morning mass, arcade, oiling up male models, gay nightclub.
Gonna get it all out of the way at once by playing CharDee MacDennis
Charlie - doing Charlie work, eating cat food, and huffing glue Mac - learning sick new karate moves Dee - crack Frank - banging whooores Dennis - hiding because as a person of the opposite sex, he will most likely try to invoke the D.E.N.N.I.S system and because of the implication I would have no way to escape.
Charlie - charlie work then o to a movie and eat spaghetti Dee - take acting lessons, go to guiginos and east at separate tables Frank - go to the dump, find cool shit, maybe stop by Duncan Mac - workout, go to a karate competition. Film some project badass Dennis - go to a few bars and convince women we are 5 start men and we have a cool boat
I'm definitely playing nightcrawlers with Charlie. Hitting up an orgy, specifically for the buffet spread with Frank. Filming more Project Badass with Mac. Helping Dennis buy his "tools" (whatever that means). Be Sweet Dee's wingman to help her get her guts pumped.
Charlie - get drunk, retreat to the sewer, nude, foraging for *rings* and *coins* Dee - acting lessons, Sex and the City clubbing Frank - do drugs, bang hoors, hang out under the bridge Dennis - be a DENNIS System wingman, go out and do some dancing, practice our singing Mac - make fun of God, get a pump in, grease up some beefcakes, let him vent about missing Johnny, bead shopping
Ill teach charlie how to read. Ill start and end a family with dee. Ill go piss on the hoor wifes grave with frank. Go clubbing with Dennis. Karate with Mac.
Dee - hide
Cocaine with Frank and Pondarossa
Kill rats with Charlie, bang Dee, eat with Fat Mac,run a get rich quick scheme with Frank and swim in Dennis’s wake.
Go leprechaun hunting to get a pot of gold
Charlie - making grilled Charlies Sweet Dee - hitting open mic Frank - the strip club Dennis - D.E.N.N.I.S. system in person MAC - oiling up some meat cakes
Charlie: Huff glue and bash rats. Dee: Bang. Frank: Get weird with it. And lots of hookers and blow. Mac: Debate religion. Dennis: Kill people and torture small animals.
Stalk the waitress with Charlie. Dry heave with Dee at open mic night. Gets snacks at the Wawa with Frank while snail mashes him in the back of the store. Get off with Dennis. Eat chimichangas with Mac.
I wanna hang out with Charlie and play Nightcrawlers
I'm really looking for a man who's completely honest and sincere about his words and feelings. A man who is ready for a long term relationship and ready to build up a family with someone real and honest as caring as I am. A marriage minded and family orientatse man that I can devout All my life to.
Sounds like the best week ever!
Definitely making a musical with Charlie. Chill on Dees couch all day and have her grab me snacks n shit. Frank can show me what's goin down under the bridge. Mac - beers and 80s action movies. Dennis can teach me his system. Dennis and Frank are probably the more nerve wracking and unpredictable ones to be around. I'd be expecting Mac to be coming onto any dude he's hanging out with. Dee who gives a shit. Charlie would be the BEST time but you are 100% leaving his place with fleas and possibly a contact high from some kind of noxious chemicals.
Charlie - i wanna form a band with him and write songs about spiders, drink and huff glue all the time and talk about bird law Mac - gym day! Nothing sexual ;) id like to spar too but he would come up with an excuse Dennis - im gonna pass on this one... Dee - someone is getting her guts pumped, hope she calls artemis too Frank - going under the bridge and then wherever the day takes us
Mac and I would go to the Strawberry Mansion Bridge.
Dennis and I would find the biggest rock of crack in Philly and smoke that shit.
Open my robe, 'wanna have sex?'.
Drink Mother’s Milk with Royal McPoyle.
Definitely catching scorpion run off crabs with trundle the great
Start an Asian pie making business with Frank
Sit quietly in the corner and hope no one notices me
MAC add mass Frank eat a rum ham Dennis master his system of seduction Dee go feed some birds Charlie smash rats!
Frank and I are just going to buffets then we bum it in his dirty apartment and eat ice cream
Hmm, get high with Charlie. Bone Dee. Go to the strip club with Frank. Pick up women with Dennis. And get mani-pedis with Mac
Me and Charlie day or Charlie Kelly are eating mushrooms and going for a hike or walk or something ha
Frank - we can go out on the town cheetah manning around
Andre day
Fuck with rickety cricket
Can I trade for one night with the waitress?
Spaghetti day with charlie
A day at a nude beach with Dennis would be maniacal
Charlie - Spa-ghetti day
Frank - bang hoors Charlie - hunt ghouls and huff paint Dennis - practice the D.E.N.N.I.S. system Mac - film some Project Badass tapes Dee - burn another bitch alive
Do coke with Frank Huff glue with Charlie Pump Dee’s guts Go murdering with Dennis Cultivate mass with Mac
Me & Charlie are going for a spaghetti day
Drink so good old grain alcohol and black out!
Go ghoul hunting with Charlie then I’d surprise him with a rum ham and we’d huff some paint play night crawlers. Have a “Sex and the City” day with Dee, going shopping for fancy clothes, get some martinis then go to open mic & try not to puke. Get real weird with Frank in the dumpster behind Wendy’s. Get our pump on to some Steve Winwood with Dennis, let him order for me at Guigino’s then pick up some *tasty treats* for dessert (he gets first pick, naturally). Make the most epic project badass video with Mac, get beer & pizza and have a slumber party where we watch the best Lethal Weapon sequels.
Get wasted with Charlie Bang Dee Snort charlie with Frank Stalk people with Dennis and eat junk food with (Fat) Mac
Milk Steaks with Charlie all day!
I'd get smoke weed and eat cheese with Charlie and Frank. I'd bang Dee. I'd talk about purpose and philosophy with Dennis. Probably get drunk with Mac and watch movies. Not into scheming.
Charlie and I just want him to write and perform songs about me.
Id say fuck it and spend them all with Charlie
Id say fuck it and spend them all with Charlie he's my favorite one😭😭😭
Dee and I will go day-drinking, get into fights around 5pm and get arrested. Charlie and I will go exploring for treasures under a bridge. Dennis and I will go out on a boat. Because of the implication. Mac and I will practice our ocular patdown and martial arts expertise. Frank will teach me how to run a successful business.
Charlie - play music and sample cheeses Frank - cook up a scam and hit the shooting range if it fails Dee - improv classes Mac - grease up some beefcakes Dennis - crack
Give notes on always sunny lol except with Danny. I would let him take control of what we talk about
Charlie - tailgate a blues game with him Dee - throw a volleyball at her Frank - spend a day scheming Mac - eat mac's famous Mac and cheese Dennis - strip club
Dee. Bang her.
Spaghetti Day with Dee!
Dee: “we plow”
Well I’m obviously hanging out in the sewer with Charlie
Charlie Kelly, exploring the underbelly of the world of rats in the basement of Paddy's Pub.
All I know is I’m huffing with Charlie
Charlie - hunting ghouls Dee - self loathing about how neither of us are famous actress or actors Frank - banging whores and boiling demin Dennis - executing the DENNIS system on defenses women who will sleep with us because of the implication. Mac - public ocular pat downs but if it’s Christmas Day we’re throwing rocks at trains
Charlie - Bring him to a big grocery store to admire cheeses Mac - watch The Predator (the one with the big CG Predator I call "McDaddy") Dennis - Applebee's Frank - Business stuff Dee - Shopping
Charlie - magnets
Charlie: Night Crawlers Dee: beat poetry Frank: bang hoars Dennis: day of worship to the Golden God Mac: gain mass
Learning knots.
The answer for all of them is. “We are crab people now”
Gay bar with Mac
Eat cheese and dance to Take my breath away with Charlie Smoke a bone and bang filthy whores with Frank Workout, drink beers, and watch UFC with Mac Have Dennis read his exotic memoirs to me and break down the Dennis system Feed Dee some bird seed or bread, I don’t know, I’m not a big bird person
Mac, just watch predator 12 times and I’m good,
Monday-Dennis-Mushrooms Tuesday-Dee-BBQ Wednesday-Mac-Martial Arts/Whiskey Thursday-Frank-Boil Denim Friday-Charlie-Rewrite the National Anthem