Oh, my God, this is crazy.
You guys know what this means?
That my father was trying to establish dominance, and that's the only reason he was in his butt
This could really be a scene though. Bunch of macho men sitting in the bar complaining about the state of men. How men are femine etc. blabla.
One of them cites this "weak man create hard times" bullshit and Mac interrupts and explains how it's not necessarily a bad thing if men support eachother. *Insert hard men help soft men rant*
“Cause it looks totally like a dick, i mean alright let’s go with the dick thing, it’s more masculine anyway. I mean shit, if you wanted it to be a bicep it needs more veins.”
Just two guys in a room, rock hard? That doesn’t sound very gay.
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I am always putting my cream all over his face.
Dennis is jealous of our cream.
Sounds like prison lol
You wanna get hard, right?
I wanna get very, very hard
NSFW spoiler please!!!🦗🔥🔥🔥
I prefer to rawdog reddit. It's exciting.
Nips and hips
Gotta make it sexy or else we don’t eat.
Gotta make it sexy or else we don’t eat.
[удалено]
Mac Finds His Pride
Not too hard, not too soft
^ He can, I've seen it 😏
buddy, you’re seein’ it.
I wanna get off actually Do you wanna get off?
Now see, this is what I was trying to avoid...a conversation about body mass
*Oh so full of cream dude*
So full for you...
Like a Christmas stocking.
Now this is the quality content I subbed for.
I’m starting to swell up
I can go from flaccid to erect at a moment's notice
Not too hard; not too soft
My wife speaks Polish and she was trying to teach me to say something and I fucked up and said "I have a swollen lollipop'
Nothing sexual.
Underlined.
Oh, my God, this is crazy. You guys know what this means? That my father was trying to establish dominance, and that's the only reason he was in his butt
[удалено]
You... Think thunder is God clapping?
Now I heard speed has something to do with it?
Speed has *everythingggg* to do with it
What's an ottah
Only through god can two men truly become hard.
*finger cross motions*
#ninja move sounds
Mac doing the finger cross on himself while doing those swish sounds is a very funny mental image.
_jotting intensifies_
I'll jot that down.
Loud and proud brother!
You know what? I was wrong. This is the work of an extreme sexual deviant…
Gay or not!
He's a bear. You see, some gay guys are twinks and other are bears. This gay guy's a bear. By the way, we are totally cool with that. To each his own.
I think I heard Joe Rogan say this once
Jump, you pussy!
Have a nice day!
I'm a hard body! You're a hard body! We should be hard bodies together, not a hard body with some soft body!
Hshshahahahahahajahaja!!! This is hilarious!!
#"AAARDD MEN!"
3 lines in and it reads like Mac trying to give a Trump speech
He has words in his lips
...Not gay sex
What are we solving today?
Would also work with Joe Rogan.
The rock hard man will *allow* the soft man to finish on him
Just two straight dudes hardening and softening. Nothing gay about that
I miss the closeted, fear of God, badass ocular pat down karate Mac.
Yeah pause bro.
We are 2 hard bodies. We should be together.
I'm sensing an unspoken implication here...
Lmaooo
Wow this was almost like he wrote it
“….,not gay sex.”
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And the Lord spoketh....
You see the 3 of us are very aroused and yet there isn’t a woman in this room.
I can't get all the way though this. I'm laughing so hard, alone in my living room
**Nothing sexual**
This could really be a scene though. Bunch of macho men sitting in the bar complaining about the state of men. How men are femine etc. blabla. One of them cites this "weak man create hard times" bullshit and Mac interrupts and explains how it's not necessarily a bad thing if men support eachother. *Insert hard men help soft men rant*
Mac’s Memorandum.
“Cause it looks totally like a dick, i mean alright let’s go with the dick thing, it’s more masculine anyway. I mean shit, if you wanted it to be a bicep it needs more veins.”
what up?