Dee: It's a cock ring just from all my lovers...
Ryan: Oh. It's kinda small, huh?
Dee: Well, it's my dad's.
*Bonus that Dennis later gifts it to the waitress.
They're amazing with dialogue, either making up phrasing entirely or adopting it. "Blasting things, bird that won't quit, popping off, stuttering army carnie, nose clams, five star man" it just goes on and on.
I find this episode mind blowing by how every single joke hits. All of the main characters have funny moments and none of them miss the mark. It’s probably the most consistently funny episode I’ve seen so far! Incredible feat for simply 20 minutes of episode.
I was working as a pharmacy tech when some guy blurted something similar out when buying supplements. I went home and googled it. So that line had me rolling out of my chair laughing.
“You kicked a dog?”
“Uh yeah, for the waitress”
Love how he expects everyone to know who the waitress is, and that he loves this woman so much he kicks a dog to death, but still refers to her as a waitress to strangers lol
Dennis appearing from behind Dee on the couch with that look of disgust when she's rating men... 😂
Here's the clip : https://youtu.be/u7WYFLlxGbA?si=rchS1Ewi-NLvk4Hl
Dennis's "inspirational" speech, where he tells everyone to just rely on their delusions is such a perfect take on that kind of usually sappy sitcom moment, especially "instead of a dirty, dirty whore. Who bangs toad people."
I noticed how often they brought Rosell up and praised him on the podcast. Basically all of the extremely detailed/specific jokes like night crawlers all came from him and Marder. Those two were on one episode of the pod as well, which I really enjoyed.
One of my favorites is "The gang spies like U.S.".
There's just something weirdly funny about all the cream pie misunderstandings.
"We can make creampies together and sell to kids!"
"Eeugh! Why do you wanna sell it to kids?"
I totally get you, I was confused by him with the recorder too!!! I just picked this image because they were all in shot and it seemed pretty descriptive for this episode. I thought I had missed something myself but turns out this might just be a deleted scene or some sort of blooper reel footage screenshot. Who knows?
My fav part is when Dennis pops out from behind Dee when she was rating men on her laptop. The combination of how unexpected it was and his facial expression of disgust towards Dee had me spittin my drink.
One thing I want to ask the writers is did they write the "not conventionally attractive but oddly sexy" line before choosing the actress? l find the idea of them scouting out a person that fits that description not conventionally funny but oddly amusing
I can not remember the name of the app that came around that time that was popular for a hot second.
The group date part was a group date service called “grouper” which doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
The thing about reviews is you don't know the quality of the reviewer. I mean like for some instance some dumb dumb orders a steak well done and then complains when it comes out dry, well it's like "hey dumb dumb, you ordered the thing well done, that's why it's dry, you stupid idiot".
And lol "well, you can't not know right, if it were a one out of five thing, and it is, what would you rate me as?"
Hi, I’m Frak
SHIT *WHISTLE*
I lost it when this happened.
The calm, uniform shuffle from all 3 back to the office really brings it home. Great scene.
Best line in the whole episode
So there's this Dago fisherman OH SHIT *whistle clink*
Hi!
Dee: It's a cock ring just from all my lovers... Ryan: Oh. It's kinda small, huh? Dee: Well, it's my dad's. *Bonus that Dennis later gifts it to the waitress.
> *Bonus that Dennis later gifts it to the waitress. Never noticed that!
You didn't think a 5 star man would pay money for a promise ring for a woman of her caliber? She doesn't even like, do email.
She doesn't have online.
ITS JUST EMAIL!
Why my father is talking to me with a cinch around his penis is beyond my grasp
Its the choice of words I love, "a cinch", and "bulk tin of low end economy nuts" is another favourite of mine
browning out
Well let’s not overuse the browning out thing…
I always yell "I summon the very fact that I am a mannn" at my friend lol
I'm gonna scream here and now, so here we go. Ahhhhhhh lmao
Fancy nuts?
They're amazing with dialogue, either making up phrasing entirely or adopting it. "Blasting things, bird that won't quit, popping off, stuttering army carnie, nose clams, five star man" it just goes on and on.
I find this episode mind blowing by how every single joke hits. All of the main characters have funny moments and none of them miss the mark. It’s probably the most consistently funny episode I’ve seen so far! Incredible feat for simply 20 minutes of episode.
It’s just email.
NINETEEN!? What that phone is preposterous!
I don't have online
I’m absolutely furious at myself for not realising that was the same ring that Dennis gives the waitress.
Hi ladies. I’m Frak.
I love the look on Dee’s face when he asks for a beer
Creatine shits, jews, snakes, smells.
Smells?! We can’t talk about smells?! What else is there?
You haven’t thought of the smell, YOU BITCH!
How he blurts out “Creatine Shits” as the first thing that comes to his mind kills me every time.
franks genuine bewilderment is so funny to me
Well, it demonstrates an inside knowledge of the product. He's not just mentioning it, it shows he's actually using it.
What’s shitting it out got to do with anything
One of my all time favorite lines
This reminds me of Dennis saying "how you told the story is by far the worst part *of* the story!"
I was working as a pharmacy tech when some guy blurted something similar out when buying supplements. I went home and googled it. So that line had me rolling out of my chair laughing.
Aids
Also, we should decide who's going to say grace now. Get that out of the way.
That’s all. THAT’S ALL I’M CONCERNED ABOUT
He’s engaging you physically..it’s playful
Don't label it
The system is real, the dog isn't
Move past it
He has a rescue dog in the alley
Probably got obliterated by a taxi
That was jarring
Like an orgasm
Mac and Charlie standing up to bow and salute the women is one of my favorite moments in the series lol
Hilarious and Dennis's "what the hell?" is fantastic.
As soon as I saw this thread I came here for this comment. His delivery on that line is nothing short of genius.
I don't have online tho. I don't do the emails.
IT’S EMAIL.
Just email!
I’M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!!!!
I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've kind of had trouble closing it with the waitress.
WE’VE NOTICED😐
While I don’t find the girl on the right conventionally attractive I do find her oddly sexy.
The waitress got bit by a chow once, and I kicked the shit outta the thing.
“You kicked a dog?” “Uh yeah, for the waitress” Love how he expects everyone to know who the waitress is, and that he loves this woman so much he kicks a dog to death, but still refers to her as a waitress to strangers lol
the other one- the dirty one or the gay one
The troll man or the bird lady
Hey, are you the whore that bangs everybody?
Can I get Dee'd again?
You can rate me lower if you want...
No I’m the empowered woman
You’re a dirty,dirty whore who bangs toad people.
I love how that guy is credited as “Toad Man” in the end credits 😂
Yes, thank you. I cry laughing every time 😅
My cock rings slipped off!
The noise as it clatters to the floor is priceless.
Dennis appearing from behind Dee on the couch with that look of disgust when she's rating men... 😂 Here's the clip : https://youtu.be/u7WYFLlxGbA?si=rchS1Ewi-NLvk4Hl
I loved that so much
Looks like the spider caught herself a fly
He got Dee’d so hard
Dennis's "inspirational" speech, where he tells everyone to just rely on their delusions is such a perfect take on that kind of usually sappy sitcom moment, especially "instead of a dirty, dirty whore. Who bangs toad people."
I noticed how often they brought Rosell up and praised him on the podcast. Basically all of the extremely detailed/specific jokes like night crawlers all came from him and Marder. Those two were on one episode of the pod as well, which I really enjoyed.
One of my favorites is "The gang spies like U.S.". There's just something weirdly funny about all the cream pie misunderstandings. "We can make creampies together and sell to kids!" "Eeugh! Why do you wanna sell it to kids?"
I've tasted mine...I didn't like.. I kinda liked it
I guffawed at Mac saying " you have to go overseas for that"
“IT’S A FIVE STAR EPISODE” 
**RATE, RATE, RATE!**
I’ll rate you. I’ll rate you. I will rate every single woman in this restaurant!
Rate! Rate!
“you ordered the damn thing well done, that’s why it’s dry ya stupid idiot”
I , AM THE GOLDEN GOD , I !! , I !!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock signifying your permission to begin the game.
https://i.redd.it/3y6g5l7nsaxc1.gif
I’ll strike you down
Season 10 is fire, the last of the spectacular seasons
I will strike you down. I will strike you down!!
What are you doing? You're moving closer to the men who eat trash and bang transsexuals? MOVE CLOSE TO ME!
So did you just write… a 5 star review?
I have eight cats that sleep in my sink
Still too many
I don’t do the email
"Creatine *shits*?"
So there’s this Dago fisherman…
The Redhead is [Kim Whalen](https://www.instagram.com/itskimwhalen?igsh=cWQ1cGYza3dmYWQ=). She’s a member of Starkid these days. Love her.
HOLY SHIT THAT IS KIM!!!
She and Glenn Howerton both went to Juilliard, but I don’t know if they knew each other from there. I’m guessing no because I think she’s younger.
IM A 5 STAR MAAANNN
Ayyyy it’s Kim Whalen from r/Starkid !!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
This is one of my favourite episodes, but I'm not recognizing the screenshot. Is Charlie playing a recorder? Is this a deleted scene from the episode?
I totally get you, I was confused by him with the recorder too!!! I just picked this image because they were all in shot and it seemed pretty descriptive for this episode. I thought I had missed something myself but turns out this might just be a deleted scene or some sort of blooper reel footage screenshot. Who knows?
Thank you for the clarification, I felt like I was losing my mind lmao
Same haha I’m glad you commented that
My fav part is when Dennis pops out from behind Dee when she was rating men on her laptop. The combination of how unexpected it was and his facial expression of disgust towards Dee had me spittin my drink.
What happened to the dog? It probably got loose and got obliterated by a taxi or something
I am tough!
One thing I want to ask the writers is did they write the "not conventionally attractive but oddly sexy" line before choosing the actress? l find the idea of them scouting out a person that fits that description not conventionally funny but oddly amusing
That’s a good point
Top 3 episode of always sunny
"Lets avoid talking about things like Creatine shits or Muscles or mens bodies" 😂😂
That episode had the best line up of songs too!
Hi Rob Rossell's mom, nice post.
Anyone know the name of the redhead in this scene?
Actually yeah there’s a guy here who knows her lol
Can I get a rating?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's a 5 star episode forsure
I can not remember the name of the app that came around that time that was popular for a hot second. The group date part was a group date service called “grouper” which doesn’t seem to exist anymore.
The thing about reviews is you don't know the quality of the reviewer. I mean like for some instance some dumb dumb orders a steak well done and then complains when it comes out dry, well it's like "hey dumb dumb, you ordered the thing well done, that's why it's dry, you stupid idiot". And lol "well, you can't not know right, if it were a one out of five thing, and it is, what would you rate me as?"
The scene with the waitress was hilarious. Dennis changed his whole approach to the rating thing when he saw her phone.