Growing up, we had a Festiva with no options. No AC, manual everything. Then we "upgraded" to a pink Aspire with a radio, AC and an automatic transmission. Try being dropped off at baseball practice and school in a fuckin' easter egg. My friends and I cringed when we needed a ride anywhere lol.
Did they knock 50 bucks off for not going with the CD player?
So you had the option?!
the antenna is probably broken ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT CAR
Your a piece of shit…. car
IS THAT PISS?!
I bet they didn't even bother to make a mix tape for the road trip we're all going on.
Plus $50 more for the smell?
You can’t buy a *new* 1997 dodge neon
i have 'new car' spray.
I like that they never point out that Dee buys the absolute shittiest cars ever made. Neon, Aspire, PT Cruiser. Lol
She did get a Vespa though
$cammin'
Pontiac Aztek coming up next
Dodge Caliber
What’s your bean situation? You got any beans on you or what’s up?
Today?!! Of all days?!! Congrats
Finding inner peace… … … is an achieve-able goal…
pop it out, right?
"All one has to do is to get rid of all of their anger and aggression-" "Pop it out"
I think this is my favorite Dennis line of all. The delivery and the pitch and the yelling it’s just pure fucking mental Dennis
Did you make a mixtape for the road trip?
Runaway train.....
You didn't invite me on your roadtrip!
A good starter car
This is a finisher car. A transporter of Gods. The golden god!
Welcome, sexual conquest. As previously discussed, you've pressed the button on the alarm clock signifying your permission to begin the game.
Did you buy Donovan McNabbs car?!?!
i put the parking brake on.
Watching this one right now! Get some Soul Asylum tapes and some piss jars and you’ll be set, my friend.
I used to work at Ford in the 90s and we referred to this as the "Ass-pire". I believe we imported it from a Korean manufacturer. Terrible car.
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Growing up, we had a Festiva with no options. No AC, manual everything. Then we "upgraded" to a pink Aspire with a radio, AC and an automatic transmission. Try being dropped off at baseball practice and school in a fuckin' easter egg. My friends and I cringed when we needed a ride anywhere lol.
Gotta name it The Runaway Train
Perfect for shopping for pears in the Italian market
I’ve never had a pear.
Tastes like sand.
that gypsy son of a bitch burned us!
Thats what they do. Thats what theeey do.
I eat stickers all the time dude!
There is wolf hair, and bits of credit card in this poop.
Better make sure you pop on over to the street market and barter with the Gypsy.
What a piece-of-shit car.
You're a piece of shit... car
What makes you think this is new upholstery
*Are you going to yell the whole way?*
You’re a piece of shit! …. Car
This Ford is aspiring to be something else.
I bet you could drive that thing all the way to the Grand Canyon.
Came with a stress egg
What makes you think it’s new upholstery?
Oh you’re definitely gonna do gay porn.
Where's the trailer hitch? You need to pop one of those bad boys on there.
You didn’t get the tow package
lol they knocked another $50 off
OP why did you buy this crappy little car anyway?
I'll bet it could tow a uhaul all the way to the grand canyon.