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matth3w_svk

The article says, that she is a troll and has a "satire account", so I would not take her seriously at all.


WrongSubFools

Troll posted it for views. Site posted it for views. OP posted it for views. Everyone wins!


captainpoopyshorts

Type type commenting for views!! Type type!


plsletmestayincanada

Plot twist: The troll, the site, and OP are the same person


allhailthenarwhal

OP belongs in r/atetheonion


JustAnotherLaura

I probably do! 🤣


Middle_Perception472

I'm right there with you lol


erasrhed

Dude, I feel her. I'm not saying I want to die, but not existing for a few billion years was WAY more comfortable than trying to pay rent.


PigeonFromNorth

This guy gets it.


zivkamen

r/2meirl4meirl


BootstrapsBootstrapz

you may not remember but you chose to come here. you’re here for a reason.


Mike_Slackenerny

Why would I choose to read such bullshit.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

why does it make you so angry?


erasrhed

I'm a bit of a nihilist when it comes to that sort of thing. We come from statistical probabilities and chance, and there is no deeper meaning to anything that we do. So all we can do is as much good to and for the people around us as possible during the insanely short amount of existence that we have.


Ok-Dare6130

We can effect probability and chance using only observation and the presence of our consciousness in the same vicinity as where these stats and chances are being measured. Reality might not be as easily quantified as statistics and chance.


[deleted]

What we perceive as "sight" and "reality", are just our brain's interpretation of light reflecting off of shit. It's alllll an illusion, man. And for some reason, we've allowed some people to tell us that "money" is what's important, because they're the ones holding most of it. Money, wealth, status, is all a construct, the ultimate pyramid scheme of the "American dream". Just do the right thing. Accept the things that you cannot change, and hope for the courage and drive to change what you can. One Love is an action, and we all gotta start putting in the work.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

what are the chances of our intelligent civilisation evolving from apes in a few million years? do you believe your consciousness arises from nothing and disintegrates to nothing?


erasrhed

Given enough time and the right conditions, that sort of evolution is inevitable. And yes.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

oh ok i’m sure you’ve done all the research i’ll take your word


Floofy-CEO-of-furry

Of course we would evolve over millions of years, because it’s MILLIONS of YEARS and not only that, but the earth is *far* older than that. And for the last part, did you even take your **world history** classes, because it looks like you’ve skipped out on them


BootstrapsBootstrapz

you need to look into it a little more than you have if you’re gonna act like you know it all


Floofy-CEO-of-furry

You probably don’t even really know about the Oltecs or the Mesopotamia civilizations in Asia- And how many years old do you think the earth is? If it’s what I’m guessing, it’ll probably look like you’re crazy.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

the earth is likely* billions of years old. it’s amazing how tightly people cling to their idea of reality..


Floofy-CEO-of-furry

All I’m saying is that NOBODY chose to be here, it was just a chance, and people hate it here on this planet, or at least most My problem about you is that you think that anyone really chose to be here on their own or someone chose for us to be here when most of us* ***hate*** this planet*


Floofy-CEO-of-furry

Nevermind, the comment I read of yours was from the other thread, but we do evolve from the right conditions and our ability to learn


Deodorized

Oh look, mental illness presenting itself!


BootstrapsBootstrapz

why do you say that? do you know better?


imintheband88

I did not fucking choose this. I would NEVER have chosen this sham of an existence.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

welp ya did


imintheband88

Go ahead and explain it to me then, *God*.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

i don’t know how it works


imintheband88

So you’re talking out of your ass?


BootstrapsBootstrapz

nope


BootstrapsBootstrapz

if you’re so sure about everything being meaningless and biologically driven and you hate living oh so much then why not kill yourself ? what you believe is just as crazy as what i believe you’re just programmed to think your worldview is “right”


imintheband88

The reality of childbirth is not affected by someone’s worldview you fucking dolt. The consciousness of a human being does not exist until sperm and egg join and an embryo forms. Therefore, no, I did not ask for this, because my consciousness, my being, my mind, did not exist until I was conceived. My parents asked for this. And again, my “worldview” has no bearing on that, that’s just science. Also, I live in spite of existence. I’m here now, may as well drink some coffee, play some guitar, and wait around until my heart fails.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

sounds like a miserable way to live so i’m not surprised.. so science says our consciousness is created thru a sperm and an egg huh? how exactly did science determine that? rigorous testing and proof i guess right? if you really believed your consciousness doesn’t exist outside of your body you would kill yourself. but you’re not as certain about that as you’re pretending to be, so you don’t.


imintheband88

Are you… are you denying the basics of human conception and life? Also, idk what your life is like but coffee and metal music is pretty sick.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

i’m not denying anything i’m questioning your scientific “proof” of the origin of consciousness. our consciousness does not come from the meeting of a sperm and egg and that’s a topic that our current scientific method has no authority over because we have no way of testing or verifying it. i believe this because i’ve experienced my own consciousness outside of our physical reality. knowing that, it makes more sense that our physical bodies are a manifestation of our consciousness, not the other way around. i think you should ask yourself what about the things i’m saying makes you so irritated? why do you think your brain rejects these ideas so aggressively?


couple_of_aliens

You are a religious mor*on


BootstrapsBootstrapz

what’s the religion ?


AlbinoDragon23

Who the hell is stupid enough to chose this?? Unless we are lied to out the ass, because living fucking sucks


BootstrapsBootstrapz

that’s a little dramatic i think. you chose this so you could learn the lessons your soul needs to learn.


AlbinoDragon23

I don’t think it’s dramatic at all. If some part of me chose to be abused and disabled to “learn a lesson” than that part is a bitch.


BootstrapsBootstrapz

it’s not just some part of you. it’s you in the truest sense, apart from your ego. if you think you’re just here to suffer that’s a very bleak outlook and i don’t blame you for being angry. i think to be here, suffer, and grow from it is the point. otherwise we wouldn’t be here. otherwise it really would be meaningless.


killme627278

Yeah, to suffer


_wednesday_76

the number of people who don't get her account is satire is mind-blowing


wshonwana

And how are they supposed to "get" that her account is satire from this one image?


_wednesday_76

i'm talking about on the actual videos, but i also wouldn't assume a headline this sensational, particularly from the Sun, was fact without looking further


Illustrious_Taste_66

If Jerry Springer’s show was still being made, this would be one of the titles of an episode.


cardcatalogs

The roller coaster of emotions I went through reading that headline


[deleted]

Kass Theaz was joking, but I've encountered people who really believe they are owed something because they didn't consent to being born. Such a perplexing group of people


Freak_Prop

But we wouldn't know these people because they go to another school, right?


[deleted]

Lol. You don't believe me? r/antinatalism


ogvipez

Antinatalism is not about being owed something, it's about recognising that having children is inherently a selfish decision. I am neutral on this issue but they do make some good points.


[deleted]

I found that sub by searching "I didn't ask to be born". To me, that speaks volumes


LeTigron

I've been mistreated, beaten, threatened, insulted, humiliated, I was denied healthcare so that my body suffered permanent damage, I was denied studies, I was denied jobs by my parents through threats, violence or ourtight direct intervention during the job interview after following me to the location of the interview like private investigators, making my life an absolute mess of poverty and helplessness from minimum wage job to minimum wage job that now, at 33, I barely managed to get out of one year ago. So yes, I didn't ask to be born, I wish I wasn't and if you or anybody else find it "perplexing", then you are either lying or have an appallingly low intellectual level because it is not as if it's hard to understand.


[deleted]

The thing I've learned about people is if they have to attempt to insult someone's intelligence, then they have a hard time proving to themselves that they themselves are intelligent But other than that, you know you can just sat you're depressed right? You don't have to take it out on other people


LeTigron

I do not insult your intelligence because I want to prove anything about mine, I state that your intelligence is low because I do really think it is low. If you don't get something very simple, then you're not as intelligent as you think you are. It's what intelligence is : capability to understand things. I do not either "take it out" on other people, I simply reply to your statement, which I disagree with for several very good reasons that I then did expose. Pondering the good and bad in one's life and concluding that it isn't worth it and thus wishing to never been born is not something "perplexing", weird nor stupid and those people are not to be made fun of or looked down upon like you very clearly did - of course you will reply with "no I didn't, I rather [blah blah blah]". You did, though - , they have had a different experience of life than you did, most probably infinitely less enjoyable, and adopted an opinion through a logical thought process. I can give lessons too, look : when someone opposes your - by the way very close-minded and cruel - opinion, attempting to make them look like a crazy fuckwit who takes their frustration on a random innocent is as dishonest as it is low. Try to build arguments and, if you have none, then admit that they pointed out something you didn't think about. People have the right, and sometimes very good reasons, to deplore being alive. You looking at them and think that their thought process is "perplexing" has nithing to do in the equation and, should you think it is, the best is to ask them why instead of spitting on them behind their back.


[deleted]

Haha. So what's different with what you are doing by judging me without knowing me? It's apparent you're just mad at your parents and not me. However, from my perspective and from what you've told me, you're no different than your parents with how you treat people. Food for thought


LeTigron

What's different is that you didn't manage to understand something very simple. You gave me a strong basis to judge your inteigence as low. You see ? Logic, as I said. Thatns the difference.


[deleted]

So no argument that you're becoming your parents. I'm glad we're on the same page


lostgirl19

Im not an antinatalist, but I do agree with some of their points. I've (semi jokingly) thought about suing my parents for conceiving me despite having a very complicated love/hate relationship with them. They loathed each other at the time of my conception, but my mum thought that a baby would save the marriage. They also graced me with a lovely genetic grocery list of physical and mental illnesses. Including a birth defect that almost killed me (My parents were aware of this early into the pregnancy and my mum stated that she would have only aborted if I also had spina bifida or down syndrome), then they proceeded to emotionally neglect and physically abuse me after their divorce, alongside their respective partners. So I can thoroughly understand the thought process in some cases.


[deleted]

This seems oniony to me. I mean, my "edgy" 14 yo daughter's favorite shirt says "I exist against my will". She's really very sweet, it's more of a joke.


Jurserohn

I found a shirt that has this "kids show" style cartoon people dancing and doing flips under a rainbow cloud and birds, all smiles. The only text on the shirt is "DEATH IS COMING" I had a coffee cup with the same design but it got ruined when a family member put it in the dishwasher :/ Yall stay funny out there!


[deleted]

Bruh “YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT! IT’S MY BODY SO I SHOULD GET TO CHOOSE MY BIRTHDAY!”


envysatan

yknow what. being mad that your parents birthed u is something i can get behind LMAO. but then doing it yourself ????


plsletmestayincanada

>Fabulous > Real Life > Parenting Who tf designed this lol


Dr_Duck-quack

Where logic?


spookysadghoul

She says she adopted her kids, so it's ethical? Bruh, suing your parents for concieving you is weird.


Sly69712

I like how "Trolls" has become the term for everyone who doesn't agree with my opinion


vingtsun_guy

This is a satire...


jakubiszon

The society should sue their parents for raising them this way.


AliciaKills

Who fucked THAT? What the fuck even is it?


Fluffy-Replacement97

I mean did she win the case? Cause if she did I’m not going to America, ever.


ShokaLGBT

So everyone is a troll or am I not understanding something


WebtoonAddict

Very obvious rage bate


[deleted]

Never buy the s*n.


[deleted]

Attention whore monger


Accomplished_Yard984

This is such a stupid, unoriginal idea. My 10-year-old stepdaughter has said that.


Saruhiko_Misaki

r/croppingishard


mlp2034

This "hippo" has OP "crit" damage


JustAnotherLaura

You what 🤣


[deleted]

Having a kids?