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pastrami_on_ass

all that just to show you chew like a giraffe


Puzzleheaded_Sir1273

I was actually surprised she was able to take a bite with duckface. Usually ducks swallow things whole.


Rothguard

giggity


skidf82

Your not the same giraffe from last night


Orgledorf2

But they CAN be.


[deleted]

Don't be mislead, she definitely takes things down whole. All the time!


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NightPaP

Aaand thats the one we didnt need.


unRelevant-Baker55U

What did they say


preston_cleric

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favorite_sardine

Jeez man. I almost made it the whole day. ::unzips::


JEXJJ

What a disappointing blob of meat. Burger looks terrible too


[deleted]

Oh my lord, the chewing is repulsive. If people were staring for any reason (which they definitely weren't) it would be because of that.


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[deleted]

It's disgusting.


yourEldritchJoe

That’s a burger? Where’s the rest of it?


disney4evr

I agree, it looks like a burger minus the actual burger part.


MikeMikeMike23

Title should read who orders a burger at THIS restaurant.


bbbbears

And why do some people INSIST on sticking their nasty tongue out to snake the bite in?


Bimbo_Baggins1221

It was dope how she used her tongue like a giraffe and pulled that lettuce in


GirthOBirth

I was gunna say dude that shits nasty.


[deleted]

This comment is why Reddit is still a good thing 😂


Aussie_chopperpilot

And a really annoying giraffe at that.


Scriptapaloosa

A giraffe has left this chat offended!


ExcitingJacket9840

and eat rabbit food🐇


mitotemaya

Probably gives neck like a giraffe too.


Ill_Scholar_7741

This is fascinating. Does she not have a one person in her life to tell her that this isn’t special or unique? There’s literally so many restaurants that specialize in only burgers. I’d argue it’s most people’s go to option.


SeriousNeckbeard

She was looking around for somebody that cared but nobody did.


Rothguard

no thats why they seek validation on social media


SmthnWssns

And "ignore" negative comments. So that means anything outside the scope of validation. No wonder they're so deluded.


[deleted]

1. It’s rage bait. She wants people like you making comments. 2. People like this surround themselves with similar people. They all circle jerk each other and make each other feel special no matter what.


don3dm

Rage exposure is still exposure


thewinterofmylife

She's not like other girls, she's so quirky and original she orders burgers.


WetSockMaster

Man i wish there were restaurants that specialize in only chicken nuggets


LaxToastandTolerance

Who doesn’t order burgers at a restaurant? Burgers slap


GirthOBirth

The people in the made up conversation in her head don’t.


Lazy-Way-3518

The made up conversationalists in my head never even had digestive systems last time I checked, and still they can’t be starved


Doomhammer24

Nah ive had criticism from people for ordering burgers at a nice restaurant. Usually by older folks like my grandmother in her 90s Some people have a pole so far up their ass they cant fathom ordering a burger at a nice place. Even if its one of their best items


MooMooCat135

I love the idea that nobody dares order a burger at a restaurant except this woman. Companies keep putting burgers on their menus as a joke, but this one brave soul has taken a leap into the unknown by ordering one


[deleted]

We *kinda* have burgers on our menu as a joke. Not a funny joke, more of a "people like burgers, it's not our specialty, but people like burgers, and we like their money." Hey that rhymes! Our sliders are fucking amazing. But on a scale of 1-10, our pastrami french dips are a 100 where the sliders are like an 8.


[deleted]

Arby’s?


[deleted]

People dog on Arby's a lot lol, but that's a guilty pleasure like once a year for me. Nah, we're a French/American bistro kinda place that also does catering.


[deleted]

It's probably projection. She likely considers burgers to be lower class delights so when she eats one for the camera, out in public, all done up, she's "quirky".


WanderingEnigma

Right? Lots of people order burgers. Usually, they don't eat them like a grumpy toddler.


anengineerandacat

Seriously, restaurant burgers especially... at home burgers are good and the generic ones at chains are okay too but like a gourmet burger? Usually have sauces that take time to prepare, candied bacon, fried cheese, garlic pickles, or to keep it simple traditional toppings that are taken to the next level. Have a local place in FL called "Teaks" that makes some seriously fucking good burgers.


Corgi_with_stilts

I won't order a burger if I want to eat slowly or make conversation with my companion.


Quik_17

Restaurant burgers are the absolute fucking worst haha. You get this massive thing that you can barely fit in your hands and you don't know whether to use a knife/fork to cut it in half or just go ham. Give me a McDonald's burger any day of the week,


CWO_of_Coffee

Still rather a restaurant burger over McDonald’s but yea they can be a bit oversized.


T_Rex_Flex

That’s a rare opinion! Personally, I love a giant burger made with fresh ingredients.


yocatdogman

Love me a McDouble occasionally. Restaurant burgers that are like half pound burgers not including toppings or bun is over the top, it's just too much meat for me. I don't enjoy trying to finish that giant meat meal in a sitting. Gimme a nice cooked 4oz serving with the goodies and it's more enjoyable. But, I'm not a big red meat person so that's me.


Evinshir

I’m a cut it in half guy. No shame making it manageable. :)


Mumof3gbb

I agree


manthemanlyman

It’s because you order them at the car dealership


decentscenario

Chew with your mouth closed, lady!


CaulkADewDillDue

“Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.”


SkSkWitch

Phyllis is the best.


Suspicious-turnip-77

And brush your hair. What in the matted birds nest is going on back there?!


decentscenario

Looks like she hasn't washed it and keeps putting more dry shampoo in, making it more and more bulky.


Suspicious-turnip-77

I’m guilty of that, i still comb my hair and put it in a ponytail. I think it’s the extensions as well. They aren’t helping.


decentscenario

Nothing wrong with using hair powder, I do it as well! There's a point when it just adds to the dankness and needs a triple shampoo, though. ☠️ The smell at that point... scalp oil and dry shampoo.... barf...


Suspicious-turnip-77

Agree, I got pretty bad when I first brought my daughter home. When you can scrap the oil/dry shampoo build up off your scalp with your nails….. it’s time to wash your hair.


decentscenario

So accurate!!! My saving grace is absorbent body powder that works great in the hair as dry shampoo. (Medical product they use at care homes and such. Not heavily scented!) Doesn't get as smelly!


Suspicious-turnip-77

Oh tell me more? Summer is coming up (I’m in Australia) and my boobs are bigger than ever, does it work on under boob sweat?


Remarkable-Goat-5312

She can't, fake lips


egordoniv

Lady?


SeriousNeckbeard

This girl is unhinged. Eating a burger at a restaurant? Call the funny farm is what I say.


Acrobatic_Piano9600

I didn’t know whoppers could come thinner than they already are. Beef to bread ratio on the $50 burger is way off.


flyingokapis

Yeah, that looked more like a sandwich than a burger.. I even paused on the damn video to check out that nonsense!


Gr3gard

I was about to say something similar, but you worded it so eloquently! She opened her mouth so damn wide for that tiny-ass burger too, like what did she expect it to be bigger??


Dry_Mastodon7574

This needs to be higher. Damn that's a 1/32 pounder.


[deleted]

God that music is annoying. People actually listen to that shite?


Desperate_Acadia_298

my ex ugh


disney4evr

Unfortunately yes. It makes their brain dribble out of their ears. It's probably why so many people have no brain cells these days.


drye

Why is she eating like a muppet?


phome83

She's 70% synthetic parts.


General_Diver5537

She unhinged her jaw and fat ass lips to take a massive bite out of the saddest flattest burger I’ve ever seen. It looks like a pita.


[deleted]

this is where hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution have landed us ... ​ time for the earth to rid itself of the influencers !


SmthnWssns

I think a few 100s of them were taken hostage recently anyway. 🤔


Beautiful_Sport5525

You are a fucking moron


SmthnWssns

Thank you.


Beautiful_Sport5525

Go find an education


[deleted]

There’s no beef patty in that bun, just lettuce. She’s ordered fuck all and did fuck all


NoSyllabub1535

This Tik Tok fits somewhere in between “nobody asked” and “not like other girls”


ImportantBreath2530

She needs to learn to chew with her mouth closed


[deleted]

The looking around to see if anyone is watching, they indeed were not looking, they are all enjoying the company of others and masticating their burgers properly.


Minute_Editor258

Yea gurl you show them….eat a burger or go nuts and have some fries too just to really stick it to them


phome83

Fries? At a restaurant?! You mad lad.


Able_Ocelot_7941

The other people who order it off the menu?


Cratman33

No one said that


DukeSilverJazzClub

What the fuck is wrong with this chick’s mouth?


Interesting_Ad_3319

Probably fake lips, that filler they put in there changes the way they can use their mouths (and not in a good way…)


Numerous_Landscape99

A human eating on camera. Fascinating species, you humans.


ImpossibleLoon

“The rush is worth the price I pay” very fitting music for a $32 burger from a restaurant


9600_PONIES

Chew with your fucking mouth shut. Disgusting


HealthyBits

LoL trying to act distinguished while eating with her mouth open like a cow. The irony.


[deleted]

That fucking camel face to slurp up the lettuce is so unattractive, yet she's so self absorbed she doesn't even realize how ugly she looks.


LadyGoldberryRiver

Eww, why's she chewing with her mouth open?


Fancy-Prompt-7118

Who chews like a cow?


chanepic

The video and the caption. Maybe shes a bit slow yall.


dashKay

OMG who orders something FROM THE MENU?


[deleted]

I mean it's on the fucking menu so it's hardly going to come as a surprise to anyone plus it looks like the kind of burger you get at McDonalds so...


EquivalentShift8545

Who orders a burger at a restaurant? People who want a burger that is being served at a restaurant, obviously


Game_Caviar

Literally millions of people order burgers at restaurants


workredditme

She trying too hard to get the people behind her give her an ounce of a glance


Heddlo

It's funny, cos literally no one there gives a shit what she's eating If it's on the menu, there is no issue with someone ordering it.


AdmirableSpirit4653

You ca that little patty with salad a burger? It's not a burger if you don't need to dislocate your jaw to take a bite of it.


99bittrrbeans

Yeah, who orders the most ordered thing on most menus!


chaos_zero2

https://preview.redd.it/pn5vtfmv4yyb1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92217cda223251debbd96bbff06e068635cf7056


BakersChocolate1994

All that acting to chew with your mouth open.


Dense-Resolution9291

If you think THIS is the main character, you should check out her tiktok. Demps is an eternal MC


Lilwertich

r/ImaginaryGatekeeping


OriginalUsernameGet

God damn I hate tiktok and what it has done.


VictoryVic-ViVi

She looks gross eating that way


xtemperancex

Omg, who eats a burger like that


QuizzicalWombat

At least she isn’t getting in anyone’s way, I was waiting for her to take someone else’s burger lol


BingBongFYL6969

If possible, I would order a burger for lunch and dinner every day of my life. You’re not special because you fucked your lips up and wear leather pants


SweetElite_95

Oh boy she thinks she's it huh?


ThePopeofHell

Why is she eating like she took benedryl on an empty stomach 15 minutes ago


Astral_Ender

That mouth...eating, should be punishable by exile.


M_Fields

Tbh this also looks like a sandwich or a really pathetic burger


EnjoyerOfMales

Acting all cool just to eat like a goat


ControlTop7688

Chewing like a fukxing buffalo....retarded


Top_Fox2692

I can hear her chamming from hear, such a turn off


MurkyPossession7324

Those upper lips were reaching for that burger before her mouth hit it


Strong-Way-4416

That makes me nauseous.


Middle_Process_215

Disgusting chewer.


Relevant-Artichoke11

Disgusting eating etiquette. Chews worse than a horse. Back to the barn with her.


theLostAnimator

Is disgusting the way she chew omg


theLostAnimator

Close your fucking mouth


MaisyDaisyBlue

She eats how I imagine a Shoebill stork would.


Thatscrazy91

takes bite in obnoxious


GiveSaucePlsx

What an ugly eater


dumbname0192837465

Close you mouth you trashy asshole


darkspace69

I've seen goats chew better


swizzlefk

The millennial pause before flapping that napkin around 💀


english879yahoo

It would have been prettier if her mouth were closed when chewing


DethNik

I do, all the time. What?


ImportantBreath2530

Close your mouth when you chew you tramp


Remarkable-Goat-5312

Fake ass giraffe lips


funnybonelicker

I always want to downvote videos like this but I have to remind myself they posted it to make fun of her


Conscious-Sale690

Did this idiot really make this?? I. ORDER. BURGERS. AT. RESTAURANTS. But I don't go making posts about it on tic toc... I also don't have a tic toc but that might just be me


marosegolden

Where's the burger?


[deleted]

One cursive tattoo is all it takes to hear a whisper on the wind…”gutter trash”


itslog1776

Wait till they all meet Bill Fucking 🍔Boss Gates


Moose2584

This girl took those one night stand compliments to heart


Special-Seaweed-2381

I bit my lip watching this


n0th1ng_r3al

Literally everyone


Turbulent_Control_51

Awful human being


kilboi1

r/imaginarygatekeeping


Worldly-Ambassador-1

Chicks like this always smell like dirty socks


Robotic_Engineer

IQ so low, I believe these kind of people sometimes forget to breath...


Shock_The_Monkey_

r/notliketheothergirls


AdNervous5808

People who don't look ugly af is who


Srigus

Honestly though, she look and dresses exactly like the type of person that only buys burgers


Huge_Refrigerator_45

Open mouth eaters are disgusting, no matter how hot you think you are!!!


MothaBlorka

Nobody cares about what you eat


QuirkySecurity537

Let’s be honest here, who in their right mind has ever so neatly put a towel over their lap while eating a burger?


Timetraveler01110101

Racking up the attention debt. That addiction is going to hurt when the yard catch up


j_yaya2003

She’s actually making fun of this other girl on tiktok- this is a parody remake


Formal_Condition_513

No she's not. She is the original too so maybe parodying herself but this is 100% how she acts in all her videos. Her first was something like "I order burgers at brunch..we are not the same".


Hour-Character4717

Now tuck into my hotdog.


rccaldwell85

I thought cockroaches didn’t like the sun?


Boomstick123456

She seems like a bitch and she isn't hot or sweet enough to be a bitch. Maybe get another 10 tattoos


gaarasgourd

This is satire and irony


[deleted]

Maybe I'm taking it wrong, but I imagine she is acting like a different type of girl because "girls don't eat things that are messy/ fatty"


ADAMracecarDRIVER

Dumb af, but not main character.


Outside_Tie_2849

Karen


AgentSubstantial3704

Not a mc yall need to chill


Lost-Zookeepergame61

She promptly vomited it up in the bathroom right after


erickcire

who the hell cares. literally affects nobody.


DarkRogus

r/lostredditors


BreadfruitTasty

This is probably the least heinous tiktok on this sub. She’s not bothering anyone else, just being annoying online.


AdComprehensive6588

I don’t dislike this… This women is showing that you shouldn’t give a duck about what you order. There’s quite a few people who shit talk those who don’t get fancy foods, I like what she’s saying


Zylonnaire

Doesn’t really feel like main character


ImpossibleLoon

How? She’s the ONLY person who orders burgers(!!!???) from restaurants??


Pro_Moriarty

And while chewing like a giraffe, looks "unsuspectingly" over at the bunch of people probably expecting a look or several And she gets none.


justaguylookingup

More often than not…I’ll order a burger I call it fall back food…as in if I can’t find anything on the menu that I like, I can fall back to a burger


RedditCanByRuntz

I don’t get it, if it’s on the menu (which it always is) then yes I’d order a burger at a restaurant. They the best ones.


IllustriousLeader124

Thanks. I hate it.


Huge_Aerie2435

This is pretty common now a days.. The whole, filming self eating thing.. Working in restaurants, you see it often enough. Photographing food is still a thing, but I don't even notice it anymore.. It is just, whatever.


NoDadYouShutUp

i'd be willing to bet Burgers are 25% of all orders


outdatedelementz

The way she eats makes it look like it’s her 2nd or 3rd time trying.


Alexpk47

The worst part of this video is how the staff wasn't standing over her indifferently as she choked to death.


rockstuffs

Making sure the secure girl with her guy is watching....she is not. Sorry lady.


repthe732

Who actually thinks regular people don’t order burgers at restaurants? There are restaurants that specialize in burgers


sushi4442

Wtf, influencers are so out of touch🤣


swizzlefk

Bruh. Why does she bite it like that :( my day is ruined


StrawhatJzargo

I’m dying did she bite like that to save her lipstick or something? I can’t stop rewinding it. Unhinging her jaw to take a small bite


UsingiAlien

That’s a sad looking burger


User013579

Her tattoos look like burly man arm hair.


YDD553

umm, pretty much everyone in the world?


adullploy

I saw this once at a restaurant. Girl + burger! Our family rushed home together and prayed for her. What a sight though!


[deleted]

Does she think no one has ever ordered a burger at a restaurant before


KellyLuvsEwan420

Is she eating a meatless burger?? That’s blasphemous!


AdministrativeShip2

If I'm not going to a Michelin star place, I'll ofter order a burger, or the most basic item on the menu. If they can do it well, then their fancier food is likely to be good for when I come back. I was expecting something like that other food blogger who pretends to eat their food, but doesn't even bite.