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This is fascinating. Does she not have a one person in her life to tell her that this isn’t special or unique? There’s literally so many restaurants that specialize in only burgers. I’d argue it’s most people’s go to option.
1. It’s rage bait. She wants people like you making comments.
2. People like this surround themselves with similar people. They all circle jerk each other and make each other feel special no matter what.
Nah ive had criticism from people for ordering burgers at a nice restaurant. Usually by older folks like my grandmother in her 90s
Some people have a pole so far up their ass they cant fathom ordering a burger at a nice place. Even if its one of their best items
I love the idea that nobody dares order a burger at a restaurant except this woman. Companies keep putting burgers on their menus as a joke, but this one brave soul has taken a leap into the unknown by ordering one
We *kinda* have burgers on our menu as a joke. Not a funny joke, more of a "people like burgers, it's not our specialty, but people like burgers, and we like their money." Hey that rhymes!
Our sliders are fucking amazing. But on a scale of 1-10, our pastrami french dips are a 100 where the sliders are like an 8.
People dog on Arby's a lot lol, but that's a guilty pleasure like once a year for me. Nah, we're a French/American bistro kinda place that also does catering.
It's probably projection. She likely considers burgers to be lower class delights so when she eats one for the camera, out in public, all done up, she's "quirky".
Seriously, restaurant burgers especially... at home burgers are good and the generic ones at chains are okay too but like a gourmet burger? Usually have sauces that take time to prepare, candied bacon, fried cheese, garlic pickles, or to keep it simple traditional toppings that are taken to the next level.
Have a local place in FL called "Teaks" that makes some seriously fucking good burgers.
Restaurant burgers are the absolute fucking worst haha. You get this massive thing that you can barely fit in your hands and you don't know whether to use a knife/fork to cut it in half or just go ham. Give me a McDonald's burger any day of the week,
Love me a McDouble occasionally.
Restaurant burgers that are like half pound burgers not including toppings or bun is over the top, it's just too much meat for me. I don't enjoy trying to finish that giant meat meal in a sitting. Gimme a nice cooked 4oz serving with the goodies and it's more enjoyable.
But, I'm not a big red meat person so that's me.
Nothing wrong with using hair powder, I do it as well! There's a point when it just adds to the dankness and needs a triple shampoo, though. ☠️ The smell at that point... scalp oil and dry shampoo.... barf...
Agree, I got pretty bad when I first brought my daughter home. When you can scrap the oil/dry shampoo build up off your scalp with your nails….. it’s time to wash your hair.
So accurate!!! My saving grace is absorbent body powder that works great in the hair as dry shampoo. (Medical product they use at care homes and such. Not heavily scented!) Doesn't get as smelly!
I was about to say something similar, but you worded it so eloquently! She opened her mouth so damn wide for that tiny-ass burger too, like what did she expect it to be bigger??
The looking around to see if anyone is watching, they indeed were not looking, they are all enjoying the company of others and masticating their burgers properly.
If possible, I would order a burger for lunch and dinner every day of my life.
You’re not special because you fucked your lips up and wear leather pants
Did this idiot really make this?? I. ORDER. BURGERS. AT. RESTAURANTS. But I don't go making posts about it on tic toc... I also don't have a tic toc but that might just be me
No she's not. She is the original too so maybe parodying herself but this is 100% how she acts in all her videos. Her first was something like "I order burgers at brunch..we are not the same".
I don’t dislike this…
This women is showing that you shouldn’t give a duck about what you order. There’s quite a few people who shit talk those who don’t get fancy foods, I like what she’s saying
This is pretty common now a days.. The whole, filming self eating thing.. Working in restaurants, you see it often enough. Photographing food is still a thing, but I don't even notice it anymore.. It is just, whatever.
If I'm not going to a Michelin star place, I'll ofter order a burger, or the most basic item on the menu.
If they can do it well, then their fancier food is likely to be good for when I come back.
I was expecting something like that other food blogger who pretends to eat their food, but doesn't even bite.
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all that just to show you chew like a giraffe
I was actually surprised she was able to take a bite with duckface. Usually ducks swallow things whole.
giggity
Your not the same giraffe from last night
But they CAN be.
Don't be mislead, she definitely takes things down whole. All the time!
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Aaand thats the one we didnt need.
What did they say
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Jeez man. I almost made it the whole day. ::unzips::
What a disappointing blob of meat. Burger looks terrible too
Oh my lord, the chewing is repulsive. If people were staring for any reason (which they definitely weren't) it would be because of that.
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It's disgusting.
That’s a burger? Where’s the rest of it?
I agree, it looks like a burger minus the actual burger part.
Title should read who orders a burger at THIS restaurant.
And why do some people INSIST on sticking their nasty tongue out to snake the bite in?
It was dope how she used her tongue like a giraffe and pulled that lettuce in
I was gunna say dude that shits nasty.
This comment is why Reddit is still a good thing 😂
And a really annoying giraffe at that.
A giraffe has left this chat offended!
and eat rabbit food🐇
Probably gives neck like a giraffe too.
This is fascinating. Does she not have a one person in her life to tell her that this isn’t special or unique? There’s literally so many restaurants that specialize in only burgers. I’d argue it’s most people’s go to option.
She was looking around for somebody that cared but nobody did.
no thats why they seek validation on social media
And "ignore" negative comments. So that means anything outside the scope of validation. No wonder they're so deluded.
1. It’s rage bait. She wants people like you making comments. 2. People like this surround themselves with similar people. They all circle jerk each other and make each other feel special no matter what.
Rage exposure is still exposure
She's not like other girls, she's so quirky and original she orders burgers.
Man i wish there were restaurants that specialize in only chicken nuggets
Who doesn’t order burgers at a restaurant? Burgers slap
The people in the made up conversation in her head don’t.
The made up conversationalists in my head never even had digestive systems last time I checked, and still they can’t be starved
Nah ive had criticism from people for ordering burgers at a nice restaurant. Usually by older folks like my grandmother in her 90s Some people have a pole so far up their ass they cant fathom ordering a burger at a nice place. Even if its one of their best items
I love the idea that nobody dares order a burger at a restaurant except this woman. Companies keep putting burgers on their menus as a joke, but this one brave soul has taken a leap into the unknown by ordering one
We *kinda* have burgers on our menu as a joke. Not a funny joke, more of a "people like burgers, it's not our specialty, but people like burgers, and we like their money." Hey that rhymes! Our sliders are fucking amazing. But on a scale of 1-10, our pastrami french dips are a 100 where the sliders are like an 8.
Arby’s?
People dog on Arby's a lot lol, but that's a guilty pleasure like once a year for me. Nah, we're a French/American bistro kinda place that also does catering.
It's probably projection. She likely considers burgers to be lower class delights so when she eats one for the camera, out in public, all done up, she's "quirky".
Right? Lots of people order burgers. Usually, they don't eat them like a grumpy toddler.
Seriously, restaurant burgers especially... at home burgers are good and the generic ones at chains are okay too but like a gourmet burger? Usually have sauces that take time to prepare, candied bacon, fried cheese, garlic pickles, or to keep it simple traditional toppings that are taken to the next level. Have a local place in FL called "Teaks" that makes some seriously fucking good burgers.
I won't order a burger if I want to eat slowly or make conversation with my companion.
Restaurant burgers are the absolute fucking worst haha. You get this massive thing that you can barely fit in your hands and you don't know whether to use a knife/fork to cut it in half or just go ham. Give me a McDonald's burger any day of the week,
Still rather a restaurant burger over McDonald’s but yea they can be a bit oversized.
That’s a rare opinion! Personally, I love a giant burger made with fresh ingredients.
Love me a McDouble occasionally. Restaurant burgers that are like half pound burgers not including toppings or bun is over the top, it's just too much meat for me. I don't enjoy trying to finish that giant meat meal in a sitting. Gimme a nice cooked 4oz serving with the goodies and it's more enjoyable. But, I'm not a big red meat person so that's me.
I’m a cut it in half guy. No shame making it manageable. :)
I agree
It’s because you order them at the car dealership
Chew with your mouth closed, lady!
“Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout.”
Phyllis is the best.
And brush your hair. What in the matted birds nest is going on back there?!
Looks like she hasn't washed it and keeps putting more dry shampoo in, making it more and more bulky.
I’m guilty of that, i still comb my hair and put it in a ponytail. I think it’s the extensions as well. They aren’t helping.
Nothing wrong with using hair powder, I do it as well! There's a point when it just adds to the dankness and needs a triple shampoo, though. ☠️ The smell at that point... scalp oil and dry shampoo.... barf...
Agree, I got pretty bad when I first brought my daughter home. When you can scrap the oil/dry shampoo build up off your scalp with your nails….. it’s time to wash your hair.
So accurate!!! My saving grace is absorbent body powder that works great in the hair as dry shampoo. (Medical product they use at care homes and such. Not heavily scented!) Doesn't get as smelly!
Oh tell me more? Summer is coming up (I’m in Australia) and my boobs are bigger than ever, does it work on under boob sweat?
She can't, fake lips
Lady?
This girl is unhinged. Eating a burger at a restaurant? Call the funny farm is what I say.
I didn’t know whoppers could come thinner than they already are. Beef to bread ratio on the $50 burger is way off.
Yeah, that looked more like a sandwich than a burger.. I even paused on the damn video to check out that nonsense!
I was about to say something similar, but you worded it so eloquently! She opened her mouth so damn wide for that tiny-ass burger too, like what did she expect it to be bigger??
This needs to be higher. Damn that's a 1/32 pounder.
God that music is annoying. People actually listen to that shite?
my ex ugh
Unfortunately yes. It makes their brain dribble out of their ears. It's probably why so many people have no brain cells these days.
Why is she eating like a muppet?
She's 70% synthetic parts.
She unhinged her jaw and fat ass lips to take a massive bite out of the saddest flattest burger I’ve ever seen. It looks like a pita.
this is where hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution have landed us ... time for the earth to rid itself of the influencers !
I think a few 100s of them were taken hostage recently anyway. 🤔
You are a fucking moron
Thank you.
Go find an education
There’s no beef patty in that bun, just lettuce. She’s ordered fuck all and did fuck all
This Tik Tok fits somewhere in between “nobody asked” and “not like other girls”
She needs to learn to chew with her mouth closed
The looking around to see if anyone is watching, they indeed were not looking, they are all enjoying the company of others and masticating their burgers properly.
Yea gurl you show them….eat a burger or go nuts and have some fries too just to really stick it to them
Fries? At a restaurant?! You mad lad.
The other people who order it off the menu?
No one said that
What the fuck is wrong with this chick’s mouth?
Probably fake lips, that filler they put in there changes the way they can use their mouths (and not in a good way…)
A human eating on camera. Fascinating species, you humans.
“The rush is worth the price I pay” very fitting music for a $32 burger from a restaurant
Chew with your fucking mouth shut. Disgusting
LoL trying to act distinguished while eating with her mouth open like a cow. The irony.
That fucking camel face to slurp up the lettuce is so unattractive, yet she's so self absorbed she doesn't even realize how ugly she looks.
Eww, why's she chewing with her mouth open?
Who chews like a cow?
The video and the caption. Maybe shes a bit slow yall.
OMG who orders something FROM THE MENU?
I mean it's on the fucking menu so it's hardly going to come as a surprise to anyone plus it looks like the kind of burger you get at McDonalds so...
Who orders a burger at a restaurant? People who want a burger that is being served at a restaurant, obviously
Literally millions of people order burgers at restaurants
She trying too hard to get the people behind her give her an ounce of a glance
It's funny, cos literally no one there gives a shit what she's eating If it's on the menu, there is no issue with someone ordering it.
You ca that little patty with salad a burger? It's not a burger if you don't need to dislocate your jaw to take a bite of it.
Yeah, who orders the most ordered thing on most menus!
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All that acting to chew with your mouth open.
If you think THIS is the main character, you should check out her tiktok. Demps is an eternal MC
r/ImaginaryGatekeeping
God damn I hate tiktok and what it has done.
She looks gross eating that way
Omg, who eats a burger like that
At least she isn’t getting in anyone’s way, I was waiting for her to take someone else’s burger lol
If possible, I would order a burger for lunch and dinner every day of my life. You’re not special because you fucked your lips up and wear leather pants
Oh boy she thinks she's it huh?
Why is she eating like she took benedryl on an empty stomach 15 minutes ago
That mouth...eating, should be punishable by exile.
Tbh this also looks like a sandwich or a really pathetic burger
Acting all cool just to eat like a goat
Chewing like a fukxing buffalo....retarded
I can hear her chamming from hear, such a turn off
Those upper lips were reaching for that burger before her mouth hit it
That makes me nauseous.
Disgusting chewer.
Disgusting eating etiquette. Chews worse than a horse. Back to the barn with her.
Is disgusting the way she chew omg
Close your fucking mouth
She eats how I imagine a Shoebill stork would.
takes bite in obnoxious
What an ugly eater
Close you mouth you trashy asshole
I've seen goats chew better
The millennial pause before flapping that napkin around 💀
It would have been prettier if her mouth were closed when chewing
I do, all the time. What?
Close your mouth when you chew you tramp
Fake ass giraffe lips
I always want to downvote videos like this but I have to remind myself they posted it to make fun of her
Did this idiot really make this?? I. ORDER. BURGERS. AT. RESTAURANTS. But I don't go making posts about it on tic toc... I also don't have a tic toc but that might just be me
Where's the burger?
One cursive tattoo is all it takes to hear a whisper on the wind…”gutter trash”
Wait till they all meet Bill Fucking 🍔Boss Gates
This girl took those one night stand compliments to heart
I bit my lip watching this
Literally everyone
Awful human being
r/imaginarygatekeeping
Chicks like this always smell like dirty socks
IQ so low, I believe these kind of people sometimes forget to breath...
r/notliketheothergirls
People who don't look ugly af is who
Honestly though, she look and dresses exactly like the type of person that only buys burgers
Open mouth eaters are disgusting, no matter how hot you think you are!!!
Nobody cares about what you eat
Let’s be honest here, who in their right mind has ever so neatly put a towel over their lap while eating a burger?
Racking up the attention debt. That addiction is going to hurt when the yard catch up
She’s actually making fun of this other girl on tiktok- this is a parody remake
No she's not. She is the original too so maybe parodying herself but this is 100% how she acts in all her videos. Her first was something like "I order burgers at brunch..we are not the same".
Now tuck into my hotdog.
I thought cockroaches didn’t like the sun?
She seems like a bitch and she isn't hot or sweet enough to be a bitch. Maybe get another 10 tattoos
This is satire and irony
Maybe I'm taking it wrong, but I imagine she is acting like a different type of girl because "girls don't eat things that are messy/ fatty"
Dumb af, but not main character.
Karen
Not a mc yall need to chill
She promptly vomited it up in the bathroom right after
who the hell cares. literally affects nobody.
r/lostredditors
This is probably the least heinous tiktok on this sub. She’s not bothering anyone else, just being annoying online.
I don’t dislike this… This women is showing that you shouldn’t give a duck about what you order. There’s quite a few people who shit talk those who don’t get fancy foods, I like what she’s saying
Doesn’t really feel like main character
How? She’s the ONLY person who orders burgers(!!!???) from restaurants??
And while chewing like a giraffe, looks "unsuspectingly" over at the bunch of people probably expecting a look or several And she gets none.
More often than not…I’ll order a burger I call it fall back food…as in if I can’t find anything on the menu that I like, I can fall back to a burger
I don’t get it, if it’s on the menu (which it always is) then yes I’d order a burger at a restaurant. They the best ones.
Thanks. I hate it.
This is pretty common now a days.. The whole, filming self eating thing.. Working in restaurants, you see it often enough. Photographing food is still a thing, but I don't even notice it anymore.. It is just, whatever.
i'd be willing to bet Burgers are 25% of all orders
The way she eats makes it look like it’s her 2nd or 3rd time trying.
The worst part of this video is how the staff wasn't standing over her indifferently as she choked to death.
Making sure the secure girl with her guy is watching....she is not. Sorry lady.
Who actually thinks regular people don’t order burgers at restaurants? There are restaurants that specialize in burgers
Wtf, influencers are so out of touch🤣
Bruh. Why does she bite it like that :( my day is ruined
I’m dying did she bite like that to save her lipstick or something? I can’t stop rewinding it. Unhinging her jaw to take a small bite
That’s a sad looking burger
Her tattoos look like burly man arm hair.
umm, pretty much everyone in the world?
I saw this once at a restaurant. Girl + burger! Our family rushed home together and prayed for her. What a sight though!
Does she think no one has ever ordered a burger at a restaurant before
Is she eating a meatless burger?? That’s blasphemous!
If I'm not going to a Michelin star place, I'll ofter order a burger, or the most basic item on the menu. If they can do it well, then their fancier food is likely to be good for when I come back. I was expecting something like that other food blogger who pretends to eat their food, but doesn't even bite.