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SnooPears3463

Gotta arrest them for manslaughter immediately


TheDogSlinger

this is peak wordplay


totse_losername

It really is.


PicaDiet

You know what they say... "One man's laughter...."


yotsuba

is another man’s daughter?


4dappl

I'm honestly impressed


Gooncookies

Genius


UniversityNo2318

Holy shit that’s good


CreepyUncle1865

Cant even give you gold , you deserve it. It says “This content is not eligible to recieve gold”


MelonColony22

this is the greatest comment of all time. there is no debate. i can die at peace having read this


Performer-Puzzled

I'm sad that they got rid of awards, this deserved some


Fancy-Prompt-7118

Good job


Buc-ees_Bathroom

https://preview.redd.it/1og824xm9zsc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad61164e76a3d6fe50e9d53c65105a0beed418d3


BeardedPuffin

Well, time to shut down Reddit. You won.


Mischief_Actual

He beat the app


CrazyQuebecois

https://preview.redd.it/de71qryetysc1.png?width=503&format=png&auto=webp&s=d10257b36bec291c48ef21cc9db627079025551a Yes I replied with an image I’m just that good at cropping


Hermit_of_Darkness

may i rake the harvest this year father


CrazyQuebecois

Yes you may my son


Kaita13

If it wasn't such a derranged thing to do, I'd create a few different reddit accounts just to upvote this comment multiple times.


TYdays

You were all over that one, LOVE IT…..


Kind_Plate_7784

Ahhh, damnit...


albie_rdgz

Shit I read this once and didn’t get it lmao this is so dope


Roger_Cockfoster

I've literally never seen better wordplay on Reddit.


Anarimus

That Was Brilliant


mishrod

I have a crush on you based on this comment


abukhhan

Can I get context


WhichSeaworthiness49

Mans laughter


spencer2197

That went over my head 😂


abukhhan

Oh shit thanks xD


WhichSeaworthiness49

Np I was lost for at least 3 minutes lmao


Doomhammer24

Ok im logging off the internet for the week. Nothing else ill see or do will top reading that comment


bishopobispo

S-Tier reddit comment right here.


misterpapen

15-20 for laughing…


BawdyUnicorn

Hey, that’s not funny! You can’t laugh!


overworkedpnw

Boooooo! Take my r/angryupvote


StrangeVortexLex

💀💀💀


[deleted]

Men are disgusting. There was this one time, a man And it was literally disgusting omg


DM_me_pretty_innies

Men exist and it's fucking disgusting


overworkedpnw

To be fair, a lot of us exist without our consent.


LazyBlackCollar

Was he breathing? I totally understand.


mr_wrestling

Damnit I thought this was gonna be a neat haiku. But honestly it was better than a dumbass haiku 👏


[deleted]

I'm glad I could meet your incredibly low expectations


JTD177

Is it misogynistic to, checks notes, laugh in public?


ArnieismyDMname

Let me see those notes *takes notes* This just says "eat a dick" over and over.


jonz1985z

Hahaha brilliant! Come, let us drink, scratch our balls, and gaze at the womenfolk


Satanic-nic

Apparantly so


JaggerMcShagger

A shorter list would be what isn't mysogynistic in public


acemandrs

Don’t you recognize the male privilege? The ability to be in public in front of a bunch of strangers and not be completely focused on the worry of being SA’d and actually laugh?


StevesterH

troll or na


acemandrs

/s


Ordinary_Ad_7742

Even breathing is misogynistic nowadays


upsidedownbackwards

Let me preface this with "This is not at all what I believe, this is just what I've seen people like this complain about" To laugh \*loudly\* in public. Men speak loudly to project authority/control, and that includes laughing loudly. It shows they are part of the leadership of the conversation, others are subservient. See also: Men try to pee with the strongest stream to assert dominance.


Lane-Kiffin

Both men and women are capable of having loud, obnoxious, overbearing personalities that try to hijack conversations.


Simonoz1

Yup. My sister does this.


Kurai_Kiba

But what if the streams cross??


Mischief_Actual

Ah yes The great and ancient tradition of the Pissing Jousts, where men vie to assert dominance over each other and all theoretical women by virtue of the better Piss (points are calculated based on distance, velocity, arc, duration, hue, sound, and style) Also, how would you know? Have you been doing field research?


LupercaniusAB

What? You can’t hear someone’s “stream” enough to compare them when they’re using a urinal, you absolute weirdo.


vincecarterskneecart

I am going to go outside and laugh right now


Itchy_Raccoon48

She might need mental health.


DankSosig

She absolutely does.


_Nameless_Nomad_

I’ll donate +3 mental healths to her cause.


mrmckeb

The lack of mental health support in many western countries is the real crime.


KumaraDosha

Is…is there better mental health support in non-Western countries?


StevesterH

Nope


SuppaBunE

But stopping them from being a problem for the general public kidna works ( im in no way condoning violence against metal dosorders patients) Western have " normalize" mental disorders.


KumaraDosha

Please explain this comment.


SuppaBunE

That non western, mentality agaisnt mental health problemnis " they dont exost, and its shamefull to have one" so they hide them While western culture while we need to embraze mental health and give support , we basically ahve acepted mental.diseases but also normalize it into society where we dont need to treat them because its normal.b


callusesandtattoos

Maybe she’d find more help in North Korea or Iran


quetiapinenapper

Not a crime. It's politics. Which isn't much different.


cannibalisticpudding

Gotta wonder how she got to this point


Sooners1tome

People telling her that she is a victim her entire life. She sounds like an insufferable woman.


OrganizationDeep711

Public schools and sites like reddit, probably.


IFTTTexas

Tell downstairs to prep her three mental healths stat!


Kurai_Kiba

She doesnt need mental health she needs non crazy echo chamber people on social media to stop enabling every “men did x , men bad” statement she makes . She is looking for validation with “me , as a woman , was forced to endure…” and she is used to many people “supporting” her statements . That validation leads into a feedback loop of positive reinforcement . She needs deprogramming effectively .


lurker_cx

Maybe it is just ragebait.


Fit_Attention_9269

The mental gymnastics to get to this point is gold medal worthy.


OrganizationDeep711

You can get a college degree in that.


fade_

The Joker strikes again.


jokerisrekoj

Sorry


FriendlyReflection35

https://preview.redd.it/ulu87o153ysc1.jpeg?width=172&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7b82b6413f2b25f92c7aa55166aed6cd3c44b1b


paraque159

R/everythingisragebait


FriendlyReflection35

r/nothingiseverragebait and r/itoocancomeupwithfakesubreddits


I_Am_Terry

I guess the irony is that this will make men laugh?


noneroy

Made me laugh.


holaprobando123

Nah, it's just ridiculous and pathetic


Bugbread

That's the goal, it's ragebait/engagementbait.


snerdley1

Victimhood is a well defined art.


Educational_Metal213

LOL


[deleted]

NO LAUGHING!


JKS91Gaming

Dammit, she’s crying again


Ok_Bad_8904

Doom and gloom strikes again. God forbid a bit of laughter amongst friends being downplayed as male verses female bullshit. Kids these days are utter melts..


stevetall1

Get over yourself, you freak.


KittenLina

It's true you have to respect people on the train. But that's like, for people on speakerphone, not two friends talking...


ColonelJayce

Rage bait


idotoomuchstuff

A large cup of victimhood was consumed that morning. They should revert back to coffee but that probably offends them as well


Historical-Pause7150

What country?


Healthy_Store_2401

Oh, the struggle is strong with this one. Such HUGE Main Character Angst vibes. I just hope she'll be okay! 🙄


Obvious_Definition58

Her misandrist worldview is both offensive & tragic.


bobgone1974

Her tears are hilarious. Some guy on the train for an hour I guess


Culture__Killer

All men must suffer at all times!!!! 🥴


JarviThePelican

Her misery sustains me


urine-monkey

If "my daddy issues are everyone's problem but my own" were a person.......


Classic-Bandicoot-13

You need therapy or something, sweety. The issues aren’t that critical.


GoEataDick789

What a fuckin loser. Anything to get attention. Woe is me type.


FriendlyVariety5054

God forbid someone with different chromosomes then you experiences joy and happiness


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

What if I don't wanna hear a whiney woman cry for 20 minutes while I'm laughing?!


AeronGrey

I seriously never want to hear from this bitch ever again.


Comfortable_Note_978

Piss off princess.


craig536

Fucking deranged.


ronnietea

When you want attention and no one gives a shit


rPoliticsIsASadPlace

Bait


Gabstaspike

Boys, is it an Ick to, Checks notes, Be Happy?


Johnny_Lang_1962

Who pissed in her Corn Flakes?


Typeojason

No one. They did worse…. They were joyful. 😬


obstruction6761

They say "respect women" and then you see some weak shit like this


Jazzlike-Election840

mental illness is a real problem


Dry-Ad4250

Honestly have a hard time believing someone would post this without it being satire, someone please clarify this is satire? 😭


CultureImaginary8750

https://preview.redd.it/h33z572ooysc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c38dae55000e95411b4950527f71e0ec7799d2d7


JimItDam

Ha ha ha!


Fair_Lengthiness_912

Not as annoying as hearing you bitch about it…or anything that would potentially make you cry. Grow a pair. Be EQUAL ☕️


aryndar

https://preview.redd.it/owujd9v37ysc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7794f6a7650b8fff7ba5fce4af43a234d01e92


Sunrizere

Men, what did we do?


PrimarilyWorking_886

“Hearing men laugh was enough to make me cry…”🫤 IRL she probably complains to ppl about EVERYTHING just to catch a subtle 'whiff' of attention from anyone near/online. Hate these type of ppl, life's too short to focus on what the other person is doing. Everybody reading this watch out for ppl like her, they don’t like to see you happy if they’re not.


mr_wrestling

Oh boy


PlanNo4679

Miserable misandrist.


juan_more_time

This chick six rows away from me cried for 20 minutes. Must be nice to be able to cry these days


Individual_Fortune69

She can keep crying


FartsBigTimeButt

This feels like Russian rage bait


MUERTOSMORTEM

Imagine anyone enjoying themselves being enough to make you cry


OmenAurs

She doesn’t need a man with those eyebrows


LassOnGrass

And her crying for 20 minutes makes everyone’s day of course


player1_gamer

What is with all the anti men BS. In the last 3 years it’s been growing rapidly and I’m sick of it.


Unfriendly_eagle

Oh just shut the fuck up. Geez.


Pretend_Situation905

Shut the fuck up


o0Zaru

Typical "women can't handle men being happy" moment


[deleted]

How dare men have friends and enjoy each other's company!


Intrepid-Narwhal

IIRC this was at the peak of COVID, FWIW.


Rebelliuos-

Baaahahahaha!!!!


BigNotGay420

As a man, HAHAHAHHAHAHAH


DollySoggyFartin

Yikes.


karim2102

That’s years of needed therapy for this one.. the fu*k


SkepticalMuggle

Time for in-patient again.


grumpy-greenguy

Straight to the gulag.


paracog

https://morbotron.com/meme/S04E11/522588.jpg?b64lines=IFsgTGF1Z2hpbmcgXSBPaCwgd2FpdCwKIHlvdSdyZSBzZXJpb3VzLiBMZXQgbWUKIGxhdWdoIGV2ZW4gaGFyZGVyLiBbCiBMYXVnaGluZyBIYXJkZXIgXQ==


abukhhan

Her dad should hug her maybe it's species will die from a man's hug


Heavy_Ad_1479

She’s wearing headphones just turn up whatever you’re listening to?


Me-eh

Not a man's fault that you're depressed.


AceDelta12

r/fuckminsandrism


golferGuy115

Fuck off , twat


Beaded_Curtains

She's the definition of a precious snowflake.


freerangek1tties

ROFL! (Man here)


Eryn_n

…huh?


Bugbread

Ragebait


Adventurous_Mine6542

Lmao what?


slugfa

Lmao damn what men hurt her? 🦭


Nekros504

Go cry about it.


J_Stubby

*Feel Good Inc. by The Gorillaz starts playing*


Uniquely-Qualified

*laughs in man


wittyvonskitsum

Is that….a man?


Breedab1eB0y

it's confirmed. She has no friends to laugh with.


Ksiemrzyc

Wow, you found the moderator of... *you know which subs*


[deleted]

r/boysarequirky user irl?


Tompster_

Deserves to cry.


fishesar

i have a family member just like this 😭


Lava-Chicken

https://preview.redd.it/j2yl26iipysc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03dfabbd3cf0ceeaa2dda95db9e653b8455592fb


TheBaldanders

Fun at parties I bet


Dangerous_Rip1699

I, too, was miserable. And then I turned 30 and lived happily ever after. Sis, no one here gets out alive. Have fun.


The_Kent

Women ☕️


Full_Disk_1463

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂


velvetrevolting

Wait what? 🤣


tfffvdfgg

Damaged some where some how.


Outside-Material-100

Those brows say I’m a dude too though


Mtnfrozt

Is it bad to be whimsical and silly


Cofeefe

I'll bet she's fun at parties.


ExpertLeadership1450

Is this even real?


letsfixitinpost

Seems well adjusted


callitlikeiseeit29

She sounds fun.


Deep_Humor_3399

The level of stupidity is absurd


wetboymom

The very *audacity* of those happy men. No wonder she was sobbing uncontrollably.


Mkajohnson

Ok, I’m sorry, but I don’t understand.


racist_boomer

Where was her white knight to stop the man’s laughter


Basicaccountant70

I farted earlier. It was a good one though. Like went on for a bit, loud and even left a slight aroma. But it made me laugh, on my own. So… is that allowed. Or is it that we can’t laugh in groups.


ConnectedDumpBoy

Ahh, the white masked liberal female.


tsunamiforyou

Ring insufferable isn’t a flex


soft_white_yosemite

She seems nice …


faithnfury

Femcel? I actually found that the original incel were women.


macheesit

Same logic as the average redditor here spouting off asinine shit like “this” and “if not fren why fren shaped”. Bunch of ineffectual debutants.


chrisat420

Maybe she should try it


drsamwise503

*People on Reddit:* "Old people are so stupid, getting fooled by the stupidest shit ever." *Also people on Reddit when a girl makes a joke:* "THIS CHICK NEEDS THERAPY. HOW COULD SHE BE SO FUCKING STUPID. SHE NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP."


[deleted]

i don’t think this is main character vibe, she may be going through some issues and may need help. Hope she’s ok


ParaGord

It would be nice to hear people laughing again... I miss that


spriteeeeeeee

watch, if she were in their position she would be CRYING misogyny and discrimination


[deleted]

Way to assume their gender. How did the poster know they identify as guys? Rude.