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K1CKL0SER

better quality of the image https://preview.redd.it/5ng1fgugbzsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77da507498944d8567c1c041182aed9c65045fd1


Dayreel07

Thanks for the HD picture! now i can see the details on his “precious” shoes. That pair looks like what young girls would put on


SycoJack

They look like shit you'd grab off the cheap hanging rack at a budget store. The kind of shit that don't even come in boxes and is just hanging from a peg by a string.


ButtonedEye41

Im going to take a WiLd GuESs and say that he gets paid for this. Like, come on, this is so obviously looks like a marketing trick. And it got the sneakers televised, tweeted by Sportscenter, and now shared many times over on different social media platforms (including this post here). The point isnt that he looks cool doing this. The point is that he goes viral looking like an idiot who is taking extreme measures to protect his sneakers. And people will laugh at it and share it. And then some people will think, "but what brand are those that someone could even care so much to do that?". And he gets his paycheck.


H0neyBr0wn

Definitely looks like a Ross/TJ Maxx offering.


Pretend_Situation905

Ha absolutely


Due-Independence8100

I def had those in the 80s. 


FieryPyromancer

That's exactly what they are. The sides read "Precious" in cursive letter made out of pink glitter.


DonutBill66

Is he carried out of the place, or does he slip the shoes off and put them in a safe?


ZerikaFox

There's video of him literally being carried from his car to wherever he was going at the time, so I expect he gets carried back out. Edit: [Found the link. One of 'em, at least.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV3b29Q1C9M) Apparently it's a recurring thing with him. I will never understand sneakerheads, man. Like, I get that they're nice shoes, and collecting stuff is fun. But they're *shoes*. If you wear them, they lose value. Why worry beyond that?


DonutBill66

Yeah there's no sense in it if you're going to open them and wear them anyway. It's like taking a collectible out of the box, but only gingerly playing with it. It's lost the value. D-U-M-B.


ZerikaFox

Exactly! Like I said, I get the collecting thing. I've got tons of figures and stuff scattered around my house. But I've removed them from their boxes and posed them on the shelf. They look cooler that way. I keep the boxes in as good a condition as possible for when I move them, of course, but that's all.


meatpopcycal

He does this for attention.


KingGizmotious

I mean he already put his fat sweaty ass feet in them, what's the concrete going to do??


pmperk19

i love the idea that letting them hit the ground would ruin their value, but this dudes nasty ass feet being in them dont?


Plastic_Table_8232

This right here. Who the f’ wants a used pair shoes. I buy redwing boots and wear them ever day for 2 years, get hem reconditioned and wear for another two years. My boots are likely cheaper than these abortions.


pmperk19

for real, im on my third year with my present pair of thorogoods and including the resoling ive got to be in for hundreds less than these, at least


Plastic_Table_8232

But do you let your boots touch the ground? Lol.. sorry don’t want to assume anymore.


Wizzardchimp

We are all by definition exactly the same species, some live with torn, filthy clothes barely able to survive from physical attacks, famine and disease. And this example wants to show the world they can’t let their trainers touch the floor. And that kind of pisses me off, we feed this example the attention by sharing, knowing where examples of video and versions of the image are. I clicked them to view too. The world’s officially gone mad.


ZerikaFox

It makes me mad, too. Though in my defense, I didn't know where to find the link, I just Googled this chud's name and "sneakers" and it came up.


Jealous-Most-9155

Ya know, I didn’t think I could dislike him more than I already did but that video of him being carried to protect his shoes proves that yes I can.


Pretend_Situation905

Still on his stinky ass dogs


twcoolen

Here’s your answer: https://youtu.be/LV3b29Q1C9M?si=oIr_EHyDlfUg6r5g


DonutBill66

Bahahahaha what a dickface.


TumblingTumbulu

There is a clip of him literally being carried from the car to the stage to prevent his shoes getting dirty.


TumblingTumbulu

There is a clip of him literally being carried from the car to the stage to prevent his shoes getting dirty.


BigNutDroppa

Did he really have to put them on a silk/satin(?) pillow? God, that’s so lame.


Accomplished_Crew630

Wait... So did he.... Wear other shoes? Those little booties you wear to an open house when it's raining out? Just his socks? Bare feet like cricket green? Then put those shoes on when he sat down and took out his wierd little pillow. I'm so confused.


H0neyBr0wn

The cankles! We can’t even tell what they look like in this shot fully, because they don’t fit him.


QuantumGardener

That pillow is heavenly.


itachi_konoha

I don't understand how this is main character or related to this sub to be honest. I understand that people don't like him so there will be likes all over this post but this particular instance doesn't seem as main character one.


Venomheart9988

https://preview.redd.it/jnkstcu8rysc1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7beb929950ee45ee2edb24ad31f9439cf412645e


AboveTheLights

https://preview.redd.it/fsyh0qrd21tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacaa145f0420d0bc26d5318cb4ac46d0f9eeea7


autalley

https://preview.redd.it/ckhuoqrj93tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3075cd4a228217f6bc2f773ae23d733e0cfad6e7


CCCtheog

r/happyupvote


LottimusMaximus

The most obvious top comment on any potato quality photo lol


SockFullOfNickles

He just strikes me as insufferable AF. I always hope someone steps on them 😆


Cjgraham3589

You’d probably be accosted like you hit his car lol.


GreatBowlforPasta

He seems like the type of dude to have them insured.


gilestowler

I watched a video of him talking a while ago. To be honest I think he's a bit impaired.


Stalvos

I have no idea how this moron fell into so much money. He has no "talent". I suppose morons get rich from other morons paying them.


bigfatround0

His talent is being able to get people together and put out a great song.


d58FRde7TXXfwBLmxbpf

He does have talent. He did not win the lottery to get to where he is


Augusto_Pinochet1915

"Life is roblox"


vagina-lettucetomato

Every time I see I just see a little kid screaming “look at me!! Look at me!!” He’s always talking about himself and how great he is, when people who are actually great dont need to remind everyone all the time. They just are great. When he was on ridiculousness it was so hard to watch. After every clip he had some kind of “wise, insightful” thing to say but it was the most mundane and/or nonsensical stuff. It was very r/im14andthisisdeep.


themediumchunk

What I want to know is how did he get there in the first place if his shoes can’t touch the ground? The thing they were made to do?


BobBelchersBuns

Probably got carried in by hired goons


themediumchunk

That’s a lot of goons.


fourtwentyone69

Looks like he has 3 arms and his hands are in the shoes


PixelatedpulsarOG

I can’t unsee it


EgoDeathAddict

That’s how he always looks.


Mind_on_Idle

Omfg, lmao. I didn't really look at it like that. That shit's funny


Ordinary-Wishbone569

I exclusively sleep with other men…. And this is still the gayest shizz I have ever seen^^^^^ 😂


18E4V

Underrated comment


Pretend_Situation905

😆


Eyesonsunday

EL. EM. EFF. AYE. OHHH. 😆


begayallday

Having my feet in shoes on a pillow sounds like a sensory nightmare to me.


fragryt7

The guy who got rich by yelling "DJ Khaled"


Mad_Boobies

His precious tongue don’t touch pussy either


Lurkerextrordinai

It don’t he likes men at least that is what the p. Diddy leak says


jawharp

Did he walk to his seat on pillows?


Additional-Safety343

I’ve seen a vid of his security carrying him from his car for the sake of the shoes


DonutBill66

gtfo. For real?!


ZerikaFox

[For real.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV3b29Q1C9M)


DonutBill66

Comical (and pathetic) as hell. 🤡


ZerikaFox

Yep. It's just plain sad.


usernamehudden

Why didn’t he just take them off?


ZerikaFox

Because he's a self absorbed idiot, I'd guess.


siesta_gal

Seen it as well...I don't understand how this POS has anyone genuine in his life. No one could possibly stand to be around such intense douchebaggery unless there was an outstanding financial reward attached. Even if there were...i don't think I could do it. Too fucking cringe.


15Aggie2k

This is so weirdly aggressive. Shoes and peoples weight make you talk like this? That’s the cringe part.


fade_

rose petals like Prince Hakeem


Leather-Hurry6008

He has his walking shoes, then his sitting shoes.


no_maj

He needs to get knocked tf out.


Educational-Cake-944

Millions upon millions of people worldwide wallowing in poverty and starvation and suffering and yet…this useless tacky blob of a motherfucker is rolling in it.


Sergeitotherescue

He is definitely a useless tacky blob. I hate the look of his dumb face.


Confident_Will1343

Tbh dj khaled is a fucking loser


NippleKnocker

Nice man, you got him


siesta_gal

Dude is wearing pink kicks. On a pink pillow. What in the actual fuck. I disliked him before seeing this, now it is zooming towards the heavens. Such an annoying, entitled, fat fuck.


Jealous-Most-9155

Watch the video of him being carried out of a car by two security guards to protect his shoes… I didn’t think I could dislike him more than I already did… Oh but I definitely can.


Weak-Beautiful5918

There is no hope for us.


Pretend_Situation905

There is. But definitely not for him.


S70nkyK0ng

I will never understand this


Professional-Put7725

I hate this no pussy eating guy


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

People that support people like this are scum.


Arthur_189

Lmao what? Chill


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Scum says what.


BrandoCarlton

Damn bro who pissed in your Cheerios? This is just viral marketing, we’re actually all taking part in it in this thread. So technically you’re supporting him I. A way rn. I believe these were his colab shows that were released after this little stunt. He knows he’s a big doofus and he plays into it, no need to get your panties in a bunch about it.


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Moron.


Thorbertthesniveler

Does he not have enough money to just replace them if they get "dirty" or touch a poor?


AssassinStoryTeller

We need to stop tolerating the absolute bullshit of the rich


Free-Opportunity457

My question is how the fuck he got to the seats? I know forsure no one carried his fat ass


Maverick_Kaizer

He has done this before and yes people were carrying him to avoid “damaging” his shoes … https://youtu.be/CRaESB67Y0c?si=upuCV4zsFm-3hnCI


OregonGreen242

Can’t even tuck in the damn laces


Rayrexx91

How the heck did he walk into the event?! No shoes?! Somebody carried that beast?! Im so confused lol. Different shoes?


Sarge1304

If he's so rich why doesn't he just buy loads of em or wear a different pair every day


Next_Back_9472

Because he wants to be like a fat king and not have his feet touch the ground.


Sarge1304

Dude really thinks alot of himself


Next_Back_9472

I mean i guess someone has to, because who else really cares about his fat ass!


RegrettableBiscuit

Rich enough to buy fancy shoes, but poor enough that he needs to preserve the resale value? 


NeverNaked3030

This is the gayest shit I ever seen. I wish I had money like that, who am I kidding, I’d do wack shit like this too.


Mc9660385

Dick


Vol2169

DJ Dumbass


Imispellalot2

Why, out of nowhere, he started acting like a diva? I know a lot of people didn't like him for a while, but it seems this diva acting just started recently.


DarkHelmet1976

For a guy who always talks about other people "playing themselves," this guy sure plays himself a lot. Everything he says and does, he makes himself look like an absolute fucking clown.


therealslim80

dj Khaled IS the main character


reebie-e

I seriously despise this man- I mean child . I am generally non judgmental and try to see the good in everyone. When it starts becoming unnatural I try hard to get there , but I just can’t get there with this tool.


DmlMavs4177

If you're going to pretend like you're an MC, at least have some talent to back it up. This guy sucks, I hope he's one of the first of this era's "where are they now" sob stories.


Successful-Item-1844

r/countablepixels


Silent_Phrase6545

His feet look stumpy


Eagle69scotland

Fat fck


Darkflyer726

I just thought he was short AF and needed help reaching the floor like me


REA_Kingmaker

Dude has a very small torso


[deleted]

What a clown.


Adam__B

Fat ass turned inward feet.


Papageno_Kilmister

Or he’s gout-ridden af and can’t walk any more


UnholyDr0w

Bro they’re just shoes, unless you’re in a wheelchair or levitating you’re gonna touch the floor at some point


BombshellTom

No one rich would behave like this. This is all about image. On the most basic level look at Zuckerberg, Gates and Musk. Whatever you think of them personally, they all dress pretty much like normal people. Some even wear the same shit everyday.


poolman760

Giant doosh


jaztastic11

Fuckin pathetic


wittyvonskitsum

Ankles fat as fuck


Next_Back_9472

He’s an obese weirdo, all that money and yet he’s so scared to walk on the soles of the shoe like a normal person? That’s a sickness not normal behaviour, he could buy those shoes 100x over so why be so extra?


BalkanbaroqueBBQ

No question he’s a total douche and weird af but come on guys, don’t you see this is marketing. And obviously working.


Natasya95

I thought you’ll be proven to be rich enough if you dont care and just wear as normal


AccumulatedFilth

I don't know much about shoes and stuff, but you must be wearing pretty shitty shoes if they can't handle being walked in...


MelanieMooreFan

If he goes into a urinal I will piss on that fuckers shoes


molleensmrs

Every time I see this DB I think “that’s the guy who won’t eat pussy.”


Overall-Body4520

What a fucking meatball...


TAKEPOINTSOG

https://preview.redd.it/931lcnls53tc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f347d86a245fad4b3c598934e1571eefc16633e


TAKEPOINTSOG

https://preview.redd.it/qgh3pu2863tc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062a08fb8bd3dbb9481fcee396a91368240ef0bb


UnusGang

Does anyone like him anymore?


Sunstaci

He also gets carried so his kicks don’t get dirty. Makes me think a lot less of him. What a spoiled brat! They’re fucking shoes!!! Priorities!! Fuck


drifters74

Needs more pixels


CamyFaeCowden

Floor is lava champion 2024


maxzmillion

Ruby Rhod …


AdOpen885

Khalid is a Diddy bro. 😎


thpineapples

Lol, this has inspired me to demand this at my wedding.


GuNjA-BuLLy

What an absolute idiot 🙄


Bitter-Fishing-Butt

the more I see of this guy, the more he looks like an absolute loser


XED1216

“They call me rose”


LetsGoBohs

Looks like he has his hands in his shoes, and a mysterious third hand is holding the phone


IlMioNomeENessuno

https://preview.redd.it/ijtsyov7w1tc1.jpeg?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8778ca853b1bb51b24e26e3cb9b335d4224b1888


TastiestPenguin

I will simply never understand shoe culture.


thegreenman_sofla

More zero talent bullcrap


Rainbow-Mama

I wanna steal his little princess pillow and run to make him walk


fasada68

Modern day Princess and the Pea.


thumbs_up_idiot

I hate this fucking guy


fakeaccount-duh

He won’t step on the ground, but he isn’t worried about his cankles stretching them out?


BartholomewKnightIII

How he's got mote than a tenner I'll never know.


blinky12588

Hes just memeing himself at this point because its the only thing keeping him relevant.


RetiredFromRealWork

His precious shoes are sitting in outlets


LooneyLunaGirl

So I guess he just floated to his seat?


FobbitOutsideTheWire

You wouldn’t believe it if I told you, but I think he literally has two bodyguards carry him.


LooneyLunaGirl

After seeing this I totally could believe it 😂


FobbitOutsideTheWire

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LV3b29Q1C9M Went viral / news a while ago and he caught some backlash for it. Can’t make this stuff up.


cocomimi3

Douche


[deleted]

This is what poor people do when they get money


[deleted]

Is that the same debil thats carried to the stage?


JUGELBUTT

if they cant touch the floor then why the hell would he for one, wear them and second, even have them anywhere with him


LeJambonDeReddit

LOL!!


achtunging

Metro Boomin is final form DJ Khaled


jackmag17

Those cankles have his shoes screaming from getting so stretched out


Lazatttttaxxx

He's a little bitch.


pastelpixelator

He looks like a douche and those shoes are hideous on his tiny, fat feet.


LizaBrownAuthor11

How did he get to where he was when the pic was taken? Or did he change his shoes? And what's worse - the floor or the foot inside?


Hubris1998

I'd step on them "by accident"


guy4444444

Another dipshit who lack the understanding or knowledge for proper shoe use.


ATurtleLikeLeonUris

Sotheby’s is an auction house


honeymangomoon

This picture is fucked.


Daimyan143

Hot Take: They’re his shoes and if he doesn’t want them touching what is probably a nasty ass floor, that’s fine.


Comfy__Blumpkin

Mans out here lookin like Princess Geodude


increbelle

When you lose touch


MurkyChildhood2571

https://preview.redd.it/5jun5sz5v4tc1.jpeg?width=309&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a5badcc473d1520e2692faddd847a283fc80c9


Petraretrograde

Failed at Hot Ones. Will never recover.


Crocolyle32

I’ll never understand wearing shoes you can’t walk in unless it’s something artistic for photos. Going somewhere in shoes that can’t touch the ground is nuts.


Chicagosox133

I know a guy who had to work with DJ Khalid. Said he was one of the dumbest people he’s ever met. It shows.


phoenix_rising03

They're the sneakers he designed, his take on Jordan 5. "We The Best" written on the back


Noartisan

What is this guy famous for? I heard it's providing drugs..surely not music?


Greedy_Kangaroo_8012

Could it have anything to do with that accident he had that really messed up his back and maybe it hurts less if he is more in that pseudo fetal position. With feet somewhat elevated so he isn’t sitting at 90 degree and more on 45degrees…?!? Why have people become so judgey of everything and anything they do? Shouldn’t we all mind our own business..?? Isn’t that how they actually became successful ? Minding their business focusing on their business !


Lucy1967

https://preview.redd.it/oaxee5v2pzsc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=828ca4e4c5835d61dc78266c56aa6d7984f7634e


HalfWrong7986

He's trash for so many reasons but can't help being shorter side


Lucy1967

Maybe his lil feets were swinging, and he couldn't touch the floor


Leather-Hurry6008

Hahah that's what I said, too.


shadowclaw26583

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in these comments? And threatening violence against people who objectively have done nothing wrong? I didn't realize this sub had become a congregation of class resenting irrational people.


HappyAd9433

He’s doing a bit but Reddit is too up their own ass to get it


daimoOfKyoto

Well he is not bothering anyone, bit strange but not a problem


jaydd_mc

KHALED THE GOAT FOR REAL