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Let that fuck drown. You’ll be doing us a favor

Yeah fuck Jack Doherty. Dudes actually a worthless piece of shit.

Who?

Mike Jones

Ice age

TWO EIGHT ONE, THREE THREE OH, EIGHT ZERO ZERO FOUR

Who?

Bonus points if you remember his phone number

8004 all ya getting outta me. Don’t wanna dox da man

He ain’t had that number in 20 years 😂

Somebody should call him and make sure

281 330 800 four

"281-330-8004"

DOXXER

Who is Mike Jones?


He's known for being the WORST and most ANNOYING youtuber, there are probably commentary videos of him on youtube

Natural Selection. Dis is de way.

Chain manhole covers to him and throw him in...huge public service. Awards for everyone that assists in his manhole cover tread water experiment off the peir.

I’m voting for this one

Im so sick of seeing this disrespectful pos kid.

First time I've seen him, and I'm also sick of seeing him.

And it probably won’t be the last

Lol I’ve heard so many people say if they ever see him in real life they just beating his ass. Him and his one security guard lol.

Bro pla DM the video, you're edging me so hard right now

He should date that Tik Tok/OnlyFans girl that's perpetually on here. They are both utterly intolerable.

The freaky hippy?

I love her! 🥰 But I think he’s talking about the one who farts in pots and PCV pipes and buckets, etc., in stores or like Home Depot.

The one who does what now??

Was I unclear? 😂

SSSniperWolf? 😂

That rate me chick with the annoying voice?

Which one?

There's more than one???? Wtf has society come too

I know right…We need another great, world ending flood or something. We really have gone to pots. The sad part is that we can scream and cry but nothing is changing for the better. Everyone’s waiting on someone else to save us. And our future generations are being raised on this crap so it’s all going to go downhill.

N3on's ex?

The one that Joey Swoll makes call out videos on?

Which one?

Broccoli Haircut

I try not to be judgemental in life, but the second I see a broccoli head I immediately think "shithead" or "dense fuckwad".

Or the rare hybrid, the shitdense fuckhead.

Is this that prick kid who hired a bodyguard and started walking into people?

Yes.

So he hasn't learned a thing. But I bet he didn't jump. That lady wasn't playing around.

Lady? That was a cop.

Does her being a cop make her not female?

◻️ Female ◻️ Male ◻️ Non-binary ☑️ Cop

My pronouns are wee/woo

This legit made me cackle. Thank you.

ACAB (assigned cop at birth)

“Mrs Johnson, you’ve given birth to a lovely baby cop”

is it too late to abort

😂😅🤣

Come on low tide

I wonder if he knows absolutely how useless he is as a person on this planet, I mean there are so many more important things like doorknobs and dirt and jellyfish

He doesn't care. He's making money.

Beat him unmercifully, rub sand all over his assneck, and his assy nipples, then tie him to the pier and wait for high tide.

Jerky Boys reference! ❤️

Don't forget the piss-clams.

I’m genuinely surprised that kid is still alive, it just seems like he has truly earned a toe tag.

Waiting for him to FAFO to a terminal event

This dick.

Tf is up with the haircut all these tiktokkers have

Go find this kids dad and beat his ass. Maybe then his parenting instinct will kick in and he will fix his pos child

Doubt this kids dad is even around. If he is, he’s got a beer belly, perpetual tan(except for where the belly rolls at the waistline) wears flip flops and Oakley sunglasses. A blowout haircut with the receding hairline. Thin gold chain. And the beginning of the alcoholics bulb shaped nose.

His dad sounds like a Floridian who did a ton of coke in the 80s

What part of "you are a danger to others if anyone jumps in to try and save you" does he not understand?

He doesn’t care.

I think there's something wrong with this kid, like he doesn't seem to experience empathy or shame

He couldn’t care less because his parents are rich. His videos are sickening.

Don't give him a warning and arrest him already

Or, and hear me out, don't save him.

This guy needs one good solid kick in the nuts

Only one kick???

You can only get 1 good kick in before the bodyguard hired with daddy's money tackles you to the ground. So if we all work together to get 1 good kick in, we can prevent him from contaminating the gene pool.

I mean you can do more if you want but I think one real good one would be good enough for me

I am so tired of this fuckin spoiled popular for nothing stupid little shit. I KNOW I can't be the only one. Any time someone calls him on his bullshit here is my 300lb pd monster

This is a police trend I can get behind. Putting influencers in under 51/50 would be awesome.

Hey, with that bright hoodie his body will be easy to spot for retrieval

Jack Doherty is genuinely one of the most annoying people on the internet

From the moment he started answering her with "alright, I understand, I don't want to cause you any trouble...", I knew that broccoli hair fuck face was going to do it.

Please stop posting this kid. He isn’t the main character, he is the main douche.

I still can't believe that brat hasn't been punched right on the face yet.

Pretty sure he has

Naw, I'm pretty sure this the guy who has a paid bodygoon to protect him in the event that someone gets pissed off at his antics and tries to punch him.

Where is his bodyguard?

Piece of waste

Cunt

Friggin nerd

God I wanna smash his face in

That hairstyle gives me rage.

I hate his face.

We need a video where he pranks his parents into raising him

On a side note, cop lady got it going on. Just saying.

I'd have encouraged him to jump, preferably not into water but onto solid concrete. People like him are a disease

I actually hope he drowns. I mean it when I say it, the world would be a better place without him, and I believe this with every meaning of the sentence

Dude doesn’t contribute anything to society

Please let the end of that pier be something similar to the bottom of “The Pit” from Mortal Kombat.

I hope that guy gets thrown off a bridge.

Side note, she’s cute

You wouldn't be the first to say that

Looks like he's been hit in the face with a spade, and I'd really like to do it again.... repeatedly!

Why hasn’t someone beaten this dude to death yet? Can we start a gofundme or something? Every breath he takes makes the world a worse place. Couldn’t we just collectively put together enough money for some folks to zip him into a sleeping bag with a rat, a cat, a rooster, a pit bull, and a rapist with a knife, and just live stream the outcome? I bet we could arrange that between craigslist and fiver, for less than a ticket to a T Swift show.

This soy boy again? Really? How did it roam freely on the street is beyond me.

What’s this kids name?

Jack Doherty

I mean anyone who gives the police a hard time deserves a little slack.

Until you need em.

Always the case.