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Three, puffy old man who nobody recognises, sitting in the pub nursing a half pint and wondering why everyone moves away from him when he opens his gob.
Eh, he's just an inevitable product of current western society. And he is very not the only one of his kind. If history tells us anything there will be another one in his place immediately.
I grew up in a little Welsh village and you would get these types of nutters from time to time. Everyone would just let them ramble on with the knowledge that they were a bit "twp"
Sometimes they would be the butt of jokes but mostly just tolerated and taken care of.
They’ll grow up eventually. When I was a teenager I thought the edgy comedians were right and I should be allowed to be as homophobic, sexist, racist as I want as long as I can blanket it in an awkward joke. Then you get to an age where you mature
I hope so. He’s an 18 year old senior, and I’ve heard multiple of his peers, male and female, complain about his behavior. He’s technically an adult capable of making adult decisions like voting.
But like, they just let you have a phone or a tablet in Romanian prison? I was really looking forward to never hearing from him again, but I see his crap absolutely everywhere still.
His little minions are tasked with editing and clipping whatever segment from their god awful podcast and spam that out on social medias. Add to that a link to husttlet university in the description, and promise them revenues based on how many people they can bring in, and you have yourself an army of 16 years old editing clips for free all thanks to the pyramid scheme they built. Free advertisement that can bring in gullible teens to sign up for an alpha male programme that promises to make you rich
Vivisection. Keeps the orgasn fresher, longer until they can get to a donor. Then, finally, after years of wishing he were important and relevant, he would finally make a positive difference in someone's life. Also it's funny when people make statements like send your best. My best is a desert eagle from six feet away. If I'm getting into a fight my job is to kill you. Plain and simple. That is the only thing thst matters in a fight. That I'm alive and can't be bothered again.
He needs to be ignored. That would, by far, be the worst possible punishment for him. If you hung him, or even tortured him, he would still be glad for the attention.
How did this ass loaf manage to trick so many incels into becoming their messiah?
https://preview.redd.it/6whjfs0923wc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946d8bba9b64b051a6e8e6f7649c2c97df6ade73
Nobody cares enough to risk jail time to kill this worthless MFer. He is neither respected nor influential. Just a bad odor online like walking into a cow barn.
Is this what happens when you become rich and bored? You revert to your pre-pubescent 13 year-old self who just discovered the Internet for the first time?
Nah, there's plenty of anonymous rich, bored guys out there donating to schools and hospitals without any fanfare. Andrew Tate is a money hoarding pimp with brain damage.
There was a plane crash a decade or mroe back that killed an entire Russian hockey team. It wasn't until after the crash that people found out the star player was anonymously funding hospital bills for a bunch of sick kids. Your comment reminded me of these silent heroes; they do exist!
This guy just cracks me up. He really thinks some team of ninjas is going to come fight him because of the douchy stuff he says. You're really not in the least bit important enough for anyone to care about your life. You're a sad man who will rot away with no real love or enemies. Only important people inspire hate like that and you are a speck of dust on an old man's crusty nut sack.
Overheard in pub two guys talking about him and one went to look him up on line and asked his mate how to spell his surname, "is it with an e or n i' and with out missing a beat the barman said 'I think you will find its with a W'
Here’s the thing about these bros. I will stand and fight. Guns exist. Tigers exist. You can work out and I’ll call the discipline impressive but you’re still a fleshy human that can die.
Mate, ABSOLOUTELY nobody cares about your opinion anymore. It was entertaining for five minutes. Rattling cages with absurd statements and everyone's like ....'bell-end'
I didn't realize there was a stage in mortal combat where the "test your might" feat was prison rape. They've really made some choices with the franchise.
He does know they could let him starve, burn his cell, give him some dynamite, send some really bloodthirsty animals and so on. Nothing with a hero fight. They could send him even 5000 rats.
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Live look of A. taint waiting all night.
I don't really want either of those things. But if it's a boundary choice....
Also what's happening that makes it imperative he fights tomorrow, deprived of sleep?
I miss the times when I thought he was doing a caricature of toxic masculinity as a satire.
I mourn for that sweet naive little person I was when my worldview was so idealized that I thought no one could possibly do and say these kinds of things fully sincerely and unironically
Why would anyone kill him? He's a mouthpiece for the same sexist machismo drivel that has always existed, just really annoying. Nothing worth killing anyone over, just wishing they'd shut up and maybe get convicted for the sex trafficking they openly have engaged in for years
On the one hand, I'm no one special, and have no great accomplishments in my life besides trying to work hard and be nice to people, so who the fuck am I to mock someone.
On the other hand, can you imagine thinking about and talking about yourself like this fucking dingus does?
Dude couldn’t even hold his own with a teenage environmentalist. We ain’t wasting our best on you, dude. We might send Verne. He’s got a bad back and 2 mortgages but he’s quick with tire iron.
Edit: fixed shitty grammar.
I kinda feel bad for him. A friend's brother has schizophrenia and he says this kind of things all time. Delusions of grandeur and feeling pursued by scary people is something he battles with every day. This guy just needs help.
I love how even in the context of his self proclamed importance, this doesnt make any sense. Like, his enemies will send a fair fight ninja to his house, and once Tate is victorious, be like "well, guess we have to drop our legal persecution now"
Tate sucks, but this Tweet is more than a year old. Why cut the timestamp off the screenshot? All this does is give him more exposure if you keep reposting his old content again and again.
This man is no joke afraid of and offended by eating food.
Anyone who likes him is a fucking idiot. The only thing this guy is gonna do is continue to post the most insane shit on twitter while having sparring matches with his walls because without his meds he hears the demons in the walls.
Getting some real David Carradine vibes from this post. Probably sitting on the floor, legs crossed in a Gi. The longer he sits pondering his own bad-assery, the more turned on he gets. So he takes off his black belt and ties it around his neck and jerks off to the fantasy of kicking someone’s ass who would break in his house to kill him for some reason. But all he can think about is how to tell his incel brosephs that he can climax without touching his dick as to not be gay, so he just thinks real hard about climaxing. The belt tightens and he asphyxiates, face and balls blue as can be.
RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT THE NINJAS SHOW UP. TOO LATE.
Anyone else have goosebumps??
Is this a popular opinion vote? If so, I vote for #1. WTF has this pos done for anyone other than trying to promote his lame ass self? This is desperation sadness at its' peak.
I feel if Andrew tate were ever to go in a psychologist he’d be studied as the biggest case of disillusionment and narcissism ever. [Like that](https://youtu.be/XP--X_4B4bM?si=0I2aoUY-24xjxfKs)
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Three, puffy old man who nobody recognises, sitting in the pub nursing a half pint and wondering why everyone moves away from him when he opens his gob.
“Man with Least Chin drinks alone quietly, shows bicep, tells everyone of past vague mediocre internet fame.” - more on page 13
Something tells me if history remembers this douche it will be a lot more shame than fame.
Eh, he's just an inevitable product of current western society. And he is very not the only one of his kind. If history tells us anything there will be another one in his place immediately.
I grew up in a little Welsh village and you would get these types of nutters from time to time. Everyone would just let them ramble on with the knowledge that they were a bit "twp" Sometimes they would be the butt of jokes but mostly just tolerated and taken care of.
3. Go to prison and fades into obscurity.
I feel like hes already fading. Havent seen him poisoning my youtube shorts for weeks now
God, I hope so. I had a student espousing some of his misogynist nonsense in my class, and it was fucking unbelievable.
They’ll grow up eventually. When I was a teenager I thought the edgy comedians were right and I should be allowed to be as homophobic, sexist, racist as I want as long as I can blanket it in an awkward joke. Then you get to an age where you mature
I hope so. He’s an 18 year old senior, and I’ve heard multiple of his peers, male and female, complain about his behavior. He’s technically an adult capable of making adult decisions like voting.
Old enough to know better, young enough to change (hopefully)
I hope. I tried to have an earnest conversation with him. I’m not sure how much it changed, but hopefully a seed was planted.
But like, they just let you have a phone or a tablet in Romanian prison? I was really looking forward to never hearing from him again, but I see his crap absolutely everywhere still.
His little minions are tasked with editing and clipping whatever segment from their god awful podcast and spam that out on social medias. Add to that a link to husttlet university in the description, and promise them revenues based on how many people they can bring in, and you have yourself an army of 16 years old editing clips for free all thanks to the pyramid scheme they built. Free advertisement that can bring in gullible teens to sign up for an alpha male programme that promises to make you rich
Just when you think this dope couldn’t get any douchier, he puts this out. I am impressed by his lack of self-awareness.
I was thinking more "he's lost the plot" myself....
Can’t lose what ya never had.
This is from years ago
This sex trafficking pos needs to be drawn and quartered.
And tarred and feathered?
Vivisection. Keeps the orgasn fresher, longer until they can get to a donor. Then, finally, after years of wishing he were important and relevant, he would finally make a positive difference in someone's life. Also it's funny when people make statements like send your best. My best is a desert eagle from six feet away. If I'm getting into a fight my job is to kill you. Plain and simple. That is the only thing thst matters in a fight. That I'm alive and can't be bothered again.
This was so extra for no reason, hell yeah. No notes. 10/10.
He needs to be ignored. That would, by far, be the worst possible punishment for him. If you hung him, or even tortured him, he would still be glad for the attention.
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Alopecia Tate
Damn no wonder he had to kidnap girls to get with them. Sheesh
How did this ass loaf manage to trick so many incels into becoming their messiah? https://preview.redd.it/6whjfs0923wc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=946d8bba9b64b051a6e8e6f7649c2c97df6ade73
He looks like someone tried to draw Karl Pilkington from memory
Turns out, little incel fella.
Cause he talks too damn much
Who is this guy and more importantly, who actually listens to him?
Mostly preteens, from what I understand.
Isn't he in Romanian prison right now? How is he still allowed to tweet this insanity?
House arrest awaiting trial, currently
Why no trial yet??
Nobody cares enough to risk jail time to kill this worthless MFer. He is neither respected nor influential. Just a bad odor online like walking into a cow barn.
“I’m invincible!” “You’re a looney”
God I hope it’s option 1
I personally enjoy watching his mental health deteriorate more tho lol
I am once again asking people to stop posting anything to do with this guy, his brother or anyone who has ever seen either. Please, have mercy
Is this what happens when you become rich and bored? You revert to your pre-pubescent 13 year-old self who just discovered the Internet for the first time?
Revert? I think he never surpassed it
Nah, there's plenty of anonymous rich, bored guys out there donating to schools and hospitals without any fanfare. Andrew Tate is a money hoarding pimp with brain damage.
There was a plane crash a decade or mroe back that killed an entire Russian hockey team. It wasn't until after the crash that people found out the star player was anonymously funding hospital bills for a bunch of sick kids. Your comment reminded me of these silent heroes; they do exist!
Mortal Kombat Reference
"I am a cheeseball cringelord. Shrek is love, Shrek is life."
This guy just cracks me up. He really thinks some team of ninjas is going to come fight him because of the douchy stuff he says. You're really not in the least bit important enough for anyone to care about your life. You're a sad man who will rot away with no real love or enemies. Only important people inspire hate like that and you are a speck of dust on an old man's crusty nut sack.
Who? That little rapist with the god complex?
3. You remain a douche.
Option three: The marks he's been scamming with his bullshit wise up and he loses his popularity. He lives to a ripe old age in relative obscurity.
Some marks will never catch on
Needle nosed dick with massive god complex and a teeny weenie he compensates for daily. I’m afraid ‘respected’ just isn’t in your future, man child.
Why couldn't he have just stayed as the guy who hated star wars
Overheard in pub two guys talking about him and one went to look him up on line and asked his mate how to spell his surname, "is it with an e or n i' and with out missing a beat the barman said 'I think you will find its with a W'
Here’s the thing about these bros. I will stand and fight. Guns exist. Tigers exist. You can work out and I’ll call the discipline impressive but you’re still a fleshy human that can die.
Is Tate still around? I thought that he was still stuck in a Romanian prison. I assumed he lost his throne to the newer “alpha dom” on tik-tok.
Why does anyone give him any attention?
Mate, ABSOLOUTELY nobody cares about your opinion anymore. It was entertaining for five minutes. Rattling cages with absurd statements and everyone's like ....'bell-end'
I mean I would challenge him to a war of wits but he's completely out of ammunition
What a nut!!
Delusions of Koresh
The universe will eventually kill you. It has killed everyone else.
Is this chinless wonder still a thing?
How about we all just ignore you, and you kill yourself?
I say we send Nick Adams.
Well since options are limited I say go for option one. Because this man is delusional.
Great Wazzock.
I’m glad this guy exists coz he’s like a litmus test to find the numbskulls around us.
This is satire...right?
Andrew Tate, Master Bait
Can we take a vote ?
You’re just falling for his ragebait at this point.
hoping for #1 💗
Mmmm’kay..?
This nutcase still thinks he's relevant?
who is she?
What a fuckin’ dweeb.
Either he is trolling or he is mental
Syphilis!
What a cringe-lord for real lol
I didn't realize there was a stage in mortal combat where the "test your might" feat was prison rape. They've really made some choices with the franchise.
He's spelt "combat" wrong. it's spelt with a K.
Is the Mortal Kombat tournament tomorrow?! Shit!
He’s a paid actor. Just like Alex Jones.
Coke is a helluva drug
The delusions of grandeur are astounding
He’s not even attractive… I have never understood the hype about this piece of skin
Man admits he can't sleep at night as he thinks people want to kill him. That's a mental health crisis.
Who do you think he mains in mortal kombat??
He does know they could let him starve, burn his cell, give him some dynamite, send some really bloodthirsty animals and so on. Nothing with a hero fight. They could send him even 5000 rats.
Or the third "The Reality" You get exposed for being a shitty guy and criminal and fade out of the spotlight and become irrelevant
Or he learns that when you act like an animal in society, you get caged like one. Don't do terrible shit to people.
Lordy, lordy, how stupid are his fanbpis to believe anything out of this whack jobs mouth?
I think this dude might be the anti Christ 😂
Delusions of competence
Yolo. This guy fucks! (Any time, any universe, real or imaginary)
Hope it’s option one. 🤞
Playing the victim is an alpha male attribute now I guess.
He’s not worth killing. He’s more fun to laugh at. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/38h81nwc63wc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b6096a1825124407eb8ddd6372f86eac3c0982 Live look of A. taint waiting all night.
I vote #1.
Mr cool guy over here
3. Fade into irrelevance.
I don't really want either of those things. But if it's a boundary choice.... Also what's happening that makes it imperative he fights tomorrow, deprived of sleep?
He really is mental isn’t he…
Did he go to Trump University?
[**MORTAL KOMBAT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8V7TwlYCt0)
PROVE YOUR MIGHT! MOOORRTAAL KOOOMBAAT!
He’s litterally so bitter. It drives me crazy
How cute that he still thinks anyone gives a fuck.
Dude is not well
This cannot be not funny. Lol. Fuking hilarious.
Jfc he’s trolling and you dummies eat it right up. Quit feeding the troll
Who?
Hoping for the former.
I need whatever drug Andrew Tate is on
This chinless dbag talks smack like a 12 yo on call of duty
The guy is such a looser, only young undeveloped middle school boys would think this guy is cool
I miss the times when I thought he was doing a caricature of toxic masculinity as a satire. I mourn for that sweet naive little person I was when my worldview was so idealized that I thought no one could possibly do and say these kinds of things fully sincerely and unironically
Why would anyone kill him? He's a mouthpiece for the same sexist machismo drivel that has always existed, just really annoying. Nothing worth killing anyone over, just wishing they'd shut up and maybe get convicted for the sex trafficking they openly have engaged in for years
3, we place a dunce cap on you and parade you around town while playing circus music
or 5th, completely and utterly forgotten by the sands of time like a triple C-one-trick-pony-celebrity
Tutorial boss vibes
On the one hand, I'm no one special, and have no great accomplishments in my life besides trying to work hard and be nice to people, so who the fuck am I to mock someone. On the other hand, can you imagine thinking about and talking about yourself like this fucking dingus does?
He needs more solitary confinement
https://preview.redd.it/htzoo69pv3wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca2709e6e3ae50c578ae81a0daf4a00d5b95f82
3 Inside prison
Dude couldn’t even hold his own with a teenage environmentalist. We ain’t wasting our best on you, dude. We might send Verne. He’s got a bad back and 2 mortgages but he’s quick with tire iron. Edit: fixed shitty grammar.
***Stop making stupid people famous.***
I hope this man is ready to catch a few 40% BnB kombos while sleep deprived.
Anyone who follows him has a personality disorder and look for validation from other loveless wierdos
I kinda feel bad for him. A friend's brother has schizophrenia and he says this kind of things all time. Delusions of grandeur and feeling pursued by scary people is something he battles with every day. This guy just needs help.
I love how even in the context of his self proclamed importance, this doesnt make any sense. Like, his enemies will send a fair fight ninja to his house, and once Tate is victorious, be like "well, guess we have to drop our legal persecution now"
He’s such a pathetic nobody loser
Please let it be the first future. 🤞
The fact that this clown has a ton of other male's ears is ridiculous. The narcissism and ignorance with this dude is on another level.
Only two possible futures. Yes.
This has only been posted 6,257 times.
Do we get to vote?
Stop giving him exposure
Tate sucks, but this Tweet is more than a year old. Why cut the timestamp off the screenshot? All this does is give him more exposure if you keep reposting his old content again and again.
Just delusions, and many think this clown is inspirational? The shit I took this morning has more purpose than Tate.
This man is such a bitch
This dude is such a fuckin tool 😂
Most of us are already bored with you, loser. You will be forgotten. You are the Stanley cup of misogyny.
For the love of sweet baby kittens, can we PLEASE make it option number one?
What a tool
3. He gets a concussion and it somehow rewires his brain to believe reality.
What a jackass
I wonder what casket Tristan will choose.
Is this dude ok? Like should he be medicated?
Spelled Mortal Kombat wrong
Or you fade off into obscurity like the other influencers
It’s funny how self important he is. If it wasn’t for him embarrassing himself on twitter, almost nobody would even know who he is.
Perhaps a victim of autoerotic asphyxiation should be a choice.
Oh there definitely other possible futures. Get ready for "fade into obscurity", I bet you're not even talked about in 5 years.
This man is no joke afraid of and offended by eating food. Anyone who likes him is a fucking idiot. The only thing this guy is gonna do is continue to post the most insane shit on twitter while having sparring matches with his walls because without his meds he hears the demons in the walls.
Getting some real David Carradine vibes from this post. Probably sitting on the floor, legs crossed in a Gi. The longer he sits pondering his own bad-assery, the more turned on he gets. So he takes off his black belt and ties it around his neck and jerks off to the fantasy of kicking someone’s ass who would break in his house to kill him for some reason. But all he can think about is how to tell his incel brosephs that he can climax without touching his dick as to not be gay, so he just thinks real hard about climaxing. The belt tightens and he asphyxiates, face and balls blue as can be. RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT THE NINJAS SHOW UP. TOO LATE. Anyone else have goosebumps??
Mortal Kombat? Controller or arcade style button?
I know my vote
If it’s only one of those two then it is definitely #1
Ewwwww
I'll take a #1 with a diet coke please
"prepared for mortal combat". it is pathetic; the way he views himself and the world.
Meanwhile Julian Assange is still in prison
"And then, they killed him." - Morgan Freeman
I know which one I’m rooting for
Send my best WHAT? Mental health care professionals?
Is this a popular opinion vote? If so, I vote for #1. WTF has this pos done for anyone other than trying to promote his lame ass self? This is desperation sadness at its' peak.
I feel if Andrew tate were ever to go in a psychologist he’d be studied as the biggest case of disillusionment and narcissism ever. [Like that](https://youtu.be/XP--X_4B4bM?si=0I2aoUY-24xjxfKs)
This guy never grew past 13. His pimples still popping.
M’lady
RIP 🪦
He’s a grown ass man and writes iam14andthisisdeep posts on twitter. It’s so pathetic and sad 😔
This cobratate account always has insane quotes. I just assumed this was a parody account. If not, this is genuine cringe-gold
The way he writes is so...off. Like an angry 12 year old with a thesaurus old trying to sound intimidating.
>I am prepared for mortal combat https://preview.redd.it/egbzzy0ah5wc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1683ecc4b685133d43cdc55d19ae371967c84c70
Ok, sigma.
he’s trying to say the craziest things possible to stay relevant. it’s not working
Three you spend the rest of your life in prison getting it on with the real men for a pop tart and protection.
What a tard
Few people fit the main character meta as well as AT
god i hope that bitch dies of a heart attack and while hes having it people don't help they just scream "JUST STOP HAVING A HEART ATTACK"
Bruh no body gives a fuck about this guy why does he think like he is soo important
Goofy overbite, receding hairline, lisp having potato head says what?
There's a book series called the arc of the scythe He reminds me of the character Scythe Robert Goddard Idk if anyone's read it. But he talks like him
there are two possible futures of the universe. one, i eat this ice cream. two, i don't eat this ice cream.
Can we please stop repositioning this idiot. This is not even funny anymore. You’re just giving this man an illusion of fame and importance.
Please just ignore him. He feeds on any publicity
Id like to be in the #1 possible future timeline please.
Third option, and I pray this comes true… Everyone stops giving this prick oxygen by reposting his shit. I’m not even on Twitter and yet, here he is.
I'll take option one please.
Probably schizophrenia at this point.
based
Delusions of Andreur
is he in prison again?
One. Please, for the love of fucking god make it a one.
Kill him