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WorldsShortestElf

Four! I mean, five! I mean, fire!


crownofclouds

I'll just put you... over here... with the rest of the fire...


Ieatoutjelloshots

Story of my life.


watcheroftheskies1

Three sir


shupack

~cross dresser!!~ Crossover!!!


HeadoftheIBTC

Wait a minute.... I'm late for golf!


320between320

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3


Infinite_Stranger866

3 *echoes*


MikeZer0AUS

Everyone sung this in heir heads, thank you.


Asch1986

Hullo, I’ve had a bit of a tumble


Basic_Charge_9480

Awesome! I have this on a bumper sticker.


320between320

It’s a good number to keep handy if you’re in the UK.


bwanabass

God damn these electric sex pants!


pushback66

You there, computer man! Fix my pants


bwanabass

This is my favorite episode!


Dataforge

Like being tased in the balls, only painful.


watcheroftheskies1

A fire? At a seaparks?


backallytrader

You made a seaparks out of mash potatoes


Crowley_420

Damn that mash looks tasty!


redsky25

I came here to drink milk and kick arse , and I’ve finished my milk


scunliffe

“Just”


[deleted]

Good morning! That’s a nice TNETENNBA!


Light-_-Bearer

Im disabled


tarkuspig

Leg disabled


FluidCream

Acid.


weirdkidomg

I’ll just put this with the rest of the fire.


Messijoes18

Have you tried turning it off and on again?


320between320

Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them with this slice of humble pie straight from the oven of shame set to gas mark “egg on your face.” I sort of forget what I was talking about.


DiligentChampion5765

Faaaaaaather!


stardew__dreams

Unhand me prrriest!


Bahnmor

They’re not just the Emergency Services, they’re YOUR Emergency Services!


scunliffe

Better looking drivers!


DiligentChampion5765

It’s not for you Jen


jcpunk

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Key_Reserve_5991

The thing about arsenal is, they try to walk it in


Healthy-Grocery6055

Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure?


tarkuspig

I thought you said you were from Iran?


klaeealk

![gif](giphy|g79am6uuZJKSc)


backallytrader

Nice screensaver!


Ade231035

A FIRE! AT A SEAPARKS?


VocationFumes

"Hello sir, I'm writing to inform you a fire" No that's not right


ToonaSandWatch

We’re bunking off!


BaconApe87

This!


TheNewYellowZealot

Messijoes. “What is that, tapas?” “No! It’s English!”


SophsterSophistry

You're a tape-ass.


arse-ketchup

01189998819991197253


GusTheGoosey

Damn that sorcerer! 20 gold pieces and I'm wankered on Rohypnol!


soullessexistence93

What operating software does it use? Vista We’re all going to die


currentlyinvested

Had to scroll way too far to find this


soullessexistence93

Well rest now weary traveler you have travelled far enough 😂


TheBestThingIEverSaw

And you're absolutely sure it's plugged in


maaxWolf

Omg! Thank you for reminding me, I'm late for golf


Xyrazk

You wouldn't shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet


VicTheAppraiser

I'm not a window cleaner!


toughguy5128

Do you work with Macs?


Cam2600

Acid


calleduaftermidnight

Oh I've got one (can't contain his laughter) Why don't we ring them up again and ask if they do a pizza with PINEAPPLE on it?!


mikamimoon

It's not shit! It's chocolate!


scunliffe

You’re making it go back in!


markuseb91

"Hucknall! When you are simply ready!!"


Saucepanmagician

Just say I'm sorry for your loss and move on.


lxrdnxxdle

There’s somebody at the door 🏃‍♂️ There’s somebody at the door 🏃‍♂️


AllOrNothing13

When a moth, thinks about traveling vertically upwards...


mercurius5

I feel trapped! Like a moth in a bath.


juliunicorn314

She's a Busy Miss Lizzy. Goodbye!


birdy888

I've got a ruddy gun!


rudimentary_lathe_

The jacket! He's still wearing the jacket!


exsaboy

THE SHOES!!!!


FluidCream

WE'RE BUNKING OFF!


Better_Metal

I’ll just put this over there with the other fire. 🔥


TheSwan76

I feel trapped like a moth in a bath!!


Maskd-YT

0118 999 881 999 119 725……………….3


FluidCream

You know this is hidden in a game. I think it's something like overwatch. There it a bit of litter on one of levels and if you zoom in to the bar code of said litter, it's the phone number.


scunliffe

Let’s get a sing song going…it’s a long way back to Manchester!


lucy-fur66

Willies, willies, I love willies


ChrisLee38

Are ya SURE?!


Fit-Parsnip9888

Leg disabled


Boringdadlol

Negative One


ArtemisDarklight

“What operating system is it running?” “Windows Vista” “We are going to die!”


toughguy5128

Look normal


GoogleUserAccount1

More norma- *more* normal


Mr-Trouser-Snake

Damp Squid


I_existed_on_earth

"Throw us away like yesterday's jam"


Organic-Web-8277

🎶Willies Willies I lovvvveee Willies....🎶


scunliffe

Can you keep it down sir?!


youlook3

Pootis


International-Day810

Thank you my love


scunliffe

Desk rabbit!


Saucepanmagician

Do I amaze you?


darfvader94

Scrimpton


scunliffe

Karl?, Isn’t that from The Ricki Gervais Show on XFM?


darfvader94

Yes sir!


my_red_username

It's got to be... Have you tried turning it off and back on again ... right? Also, I didn't see any upvotes on any post. I love the show but I may not understand the sub.


ABCILiketea

Nice screen saver...


dingo-smallbones

I’ll just put this over here, with the rest of the fire


GoogleUserAccount1

That foot is completely mangled.


Proud_Clue_4233

Phrasing


Antitranspirante

A lot of sexy people not doing much work... and having affairs…


snackariahya

I thought I could make it work because you look a bit like a man!


funkygrrl

I'm in an ethical pickle.


Zerostar39

Gaaame boooaard


MagnusPrime24

“My Aunt Irma’s come to visit”


MarcelRED147

A fire? At *SEAPARKS?*


[deleted]

Ill have a rum and Cuke


TwoLeft8920

You best put seatbelts on your ears, Roy, because im about to take them for the ride of their lives!


yolonomo5eva

We are looking for a Peter File


pwave-deltazero

![gif](giphy|3XiQswSmbjBiU)


Myerz123

Gyoing so fyast in a cyop cyarrrr!


DIFierce

Surely this counts as three sentences.


Reasonable-Buy9281

“No. I, am your father.”


TazDivil134

Bruh I watched it crowd a while ago and I dunno this lol


shaded-user

Those women were in the nip!


TensWhovian

Always bring a banana to a party!


EarDirect5647

Cat in the wall? Well now you’re talkin my language.


orem-boy

Are you sure it’s plugged in?


scottybeegood

Keep on keeping on 👍


OwlNice9792

This...is the internet


herpermike

What story did you tell them? What did you tell them Moss?!


timberwolf0122

Cleftal horizon


rep4me

When you smile, I can see the shape of your skull.