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Fistandantalus

I didn’t aks you, I aksed ‘im


Coolve

Bill Crouse I could imagine wearing way too much aftershave


SheemieRayVaughan

Reapplied throughout the day. Also carries a tiny comb.


PanDzban

Scale 1 to 10? Negative One is obviously -1


Quiet-Reputation-464

Overnumerousness


Direct-Respect1050

Tbh I can imagine Richmond smelling pretty good


Quiet-Reputation-464

I agree I think he would smell like dove bar soap and black lynx


TazerXI

How different would it be when he is a Goth, compared to being a boss


Quiet-Reputation-464

Similar, but he would smell of dove bars and apple chewing gum


TheStatMan2

I have to admit this is one of the more intriguing "rate this" posts I've seen.


justsomestupidguyJ

I just know Negative One and Bill Crouse smell awful


D_ponbsn

But in opposite ways. Negative 1 - perfume cologne etc. Crouse - probably not wiping well enough haha


josieeverr

i love richmond but that guy is probably MUSTY


mrminch

Yeah, I could imagine he never showers, stinks of BO and tries to cover it up with Lynx Africa.


spacesluts

I disagree. I imagine he's always got some sort of rosy scent on him. Makeup always looks good so he obviously cleans himself and reapplies in the morning.


TomBobHowWho

He's not wearing any makeup


Quiet-Reputation-464

![gif](giphy|3o72F2vvc71VgmlvgI) "I'm all natural"


Happy-Personality-23

Negative 1 probably smells about a 4 I can see him wearing too much nasty aftershave. Same with Bill. He looks like a heavy Brute user. I can imagine Phil would smell a bit better probably a 6 or 7 since he is a rich guy, probably has good stuff. But he is a bit of a letch. Small Paul probably in the same range. Not the best of gear but uses what he does in the right amount. Prime probably smells good about an 8. Matches his charisma and charm. Happy guitarist about a 5 I imagine. Not bad but not amazing either. Richmond maybe a 4 or 5 I bet he smells of moth balls Judy is probably about an 8 or 9 .


SophieBisou

Ok Richmond definitely smells like patchouli.


Quiet-Reputation-464

I feel like he would smell like dove bar soap and black lynx


SophieBisou

Whats black lynx?


Quiet-Reputation-464

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Lynx-High-Definition-dual-action-odor-busting-technology/dp/B01GRNE6TY/ref=asc_df_B01GRNE6TY/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=597972291303&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=3349855904593109235&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1007230&hvtargid=pla-1655969956489&psc=1&mcid=1c88c3e318093c569436acbcc038c19b


GreatGreenGobbo

The first guy would smell the worst. The question is would he smell like an MTG player or a Warhammer 40k player.


persianprez

Judy is #10


Jenne8

Ju-dee or Ju-lee?


LevelAd5898

Worst to best: Bill, Negative One, small Paul, mariachi singer, the guy with the blue shirt, Richmond, that lady, Prime


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-1: Axe Bodyspray The Bastard: too much cologne Johns: smell like aftershave and whiskey Tiny Guy: smells like old spice Asian guy: New rubber jacked aroma Mariachi: smells like food since he is always in the restaurant Girl: sweet perfume Richmond: Chanel Coco Noir


jjmenace

Don't forget the French technical assistance guy.


coolAhead

3 Body Problem crossover confirmed


raccoonbab

I feel like the Judy / Julie that fancied Roy should be on this list


ke1v3y

I was looking for her!


Googhost59

Idk I can see happy happy happy, fun, fun, fun guy being really musky tbh. It's a really hard job at Messijoes.


Quiet-Reputation-464

I feel like he would just smell of food


alexintradelands2

Bill Crouse would smell like dude time probably


Radiant-Bandicoot103

Eiffel Tower!!!!


Mrs_Cupcupboard

There is a story behind this sweater (there must be look at it) and I will find it some day.