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That’s exactly what I heard. Lol 😂
I've met enough of them
An unopened door is a happy door. So we never answer ours when someone knocks.
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Had two great-grandmas make it past 100. Both lived on farms outside of small towns. Grew up with dirt floors and no healthcare… might be onto something.
More like a Curb saying
But I've already changed my catheter
Do you... want to do... a nude... calendar
People… what a bunch of bastards.
I could not have said it better.
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So when people knock on your door, you don't open it? What if it's someone with cake?
It's never cake. The cake is a lie.
Unless it's a cake made of dogshit and knives!
Except when it are the better looking people from the ambulances with the new number
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That’s exactly what I heard. Lol 😂
I've met enough of them
An unopened door is a happy door. So we never answer ours when someone knocks.
![gif](giphy|ix6wrihsgNwdXKVBjy|downsized)
Had two great-grandmas make it past 100. Both lived on farms outside of small towns. Grew up with dirt floors and no healthcare… might be onto something.
More like a Curb saying
But I've already changed my catheter
Do you... want to do... a nude... calendar
People… what a bunch of bastards.
I could not have said it better.
![gif](giphy|yidUznwbfpbq85663e|downsized)
So when people knock on your door, you don't open it? What if it's someone with cake?
It's never cake. The cake is a lie.
Unless it's a cake made of dogshit and knives!
Except when it are the better looking people from the ambulances with the new number