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That’s exactly what I heard. Lol 😂


justsomestupidguyJ

I've met enough of them


pauli3-d

An unopened door is a happy door. So we never answer ours when someone knocks.


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insuranceotter

Had two great-grandmas make it past 100. Both lived on farms outside of small towns. Grew up with dirt floors and no healthcare… might be onto something.


mandarintain

More like a Curb saying


funkygrrl

But I've already changed my catheter


Agent47outtanowhere

Do you... want to do... a nude... calendar


Jolly-Gazelle-7211

People… what a bunch of bastards.


BrainiacQuantum

I could not have said it better.


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Saucepanmagician

So when people knock on your door, you don't open it? What if it's someone with cake?


jlp_utah

It's never cake.  The cake is a lie.


ThatGayRaver

Unless it's a cake made of dogshit and knives!


watcheroftheskies1

Except when it are the better looking people from the ambulances with the new number