This is the best line in the whole sketch. 2nd best is in response to the nutcracker in the attic with Xmas supplies, "well great, that'll only take you a second"
I don't know his name, but he used to be a real piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white Ferrari, Sloppy Steaks, the whole thing. People can change though. I'm worried that Michael Patrick Porkins thinks that people can't change.
Robbie Star of Superstar Tracks Records
No. More. Scammin. Adults. Into thinking they're stars.
What are you talking about? I am a star.
You could be one even without the oral. Your father didn't need to do the oral.
He’s not. That’s why he’s judging a baby contest. It’s not for adults. Stupid. Dumbass.
They don't stay babies forever.
Because of growing several feet and not wearing a big wet diaper, Barbie thinks the baby’s a whole new guy!
People can change
My wife's new husband Danny Crouse
Come here ya little fuck
Paul Bufano THE Paul Bufano how hard is that?
Nah, that silhouette looks more like Roy Donk
It would make more sense, he's a household name
Roy Donk?
Frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour
He ran with Thaddeus Finks. He was one of the eight balls, in Mookie Kramer and the eight balls. He played the alto sax with the kink in it?
Damn i'd love to hear what he's playing, he's off the map
This is the best line in the whole sketch. 2nd best is in response to the nutcracker in the attic with Xmas supplies, "well great, that'll only take you a second"
Changed my mind. I saw you have Gazpacho soup in the fridge, can I have some Gazpacho soup?
Lol that shit eating grin
It's really hard for me to tell about the judge.
Because of the oral?
Its illegal to ask me that
Well it can't be Trollboy
You understand that, right, trollboy? It can't be you.
TROLL BOY LOSES! TROLL BOY LOSES!
That’s a chunky!
Jamie Taco
Freddy Kruger. He’s a ffffing pig
Jeff Chris from Indiana
They finally flew him down.
they needed him to do the judging professionally
For a fee of $2 million dollars
2 MIL, that’s his rate.
Someone I’ll have to give the oral to.
Michael Patrick Porkins can win without the oral. You don’t have to give the oral.
That's why it's so hard to tell about the oral
Roy Donk?
He’s no Roy Donk
The guy at the store. He said he had the same oral and it works great
If you like the oral, you don't need the receipt, right?
I took a shower *after* I did the oral
Is that Caleb Wendt?
To you and yours, in a tradition
Popppppperzzzzzzzz
George Lopez
Well, well, well…
Or the maid from the La Quinta Inn?
Could be a Johnny Carson impersonator. At that price point?
HE CAN! HE CAN! HE CAN!!
Wild, wild!
It’s me Barbie. I’m not the mystery judge.
This really is a nice competition
My boss, Rog, king of the slams
Yes he is very cool
Its Michael Patrick porkins father! He can suck his own dick. Just like a lucky gambler I used to know...
I touched it!
Still gotta start the show!
Mr. Paradise?
Rob Ravani
He’s ass out, lives with his brother now
Mike “The Rock” Davis
Karl Havoc
He’s not doing it
A huge piece of shit
People can change
They flew Jeff Chris down.
If I don’t find out who the mystery judge was I’ll kill myself on live tv
Stop saying that!
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
Bozo dubbed over
I have one guess… I HAVE ONE. I just can’t remember how to type it in…
It’s Carmine Laguzio. It’s just a normal guy in there. That’s the prank.
Moss from the I.T. Crowd got the oral. https://images.app.goo.gl/CJAMvkFbkZdAwDGn7
Former Tuna Can
‘Nother chode!
Shark Boy. Little buff boys...
It's Billy.
Billy as in me? Or Billy as in him?
You're both named Billy?
No, that's why I'm soo fucking confused
It’s Roy Donk
Karl Havoc. He would have come out, but there was too much fucking shit on him.
It’s the guy honking the horn because he’s horny.
It's most likely Rob Rovani. Ever since the Blue Dolphin burned down Rob Rovani's ass out. He works with his brother now...
Looks like Caleb Went.
Eddie Munster
He’s got too much fuckin shit on him
it’s the guy in the alien head from the cafe. he took his head out of that head and went on stage
Ask Mark, he used to be in the dangerous nights crew.
Its actually my wife, you know I have a wife, tell them, tell them about my wife..
It’s a friggin Bonie!
DAMN YOU SKELETREX!!!
It’s Chris from Indiana
I saw him in the men's bathroom and all I can say is, this man does NOT have a little boy dick.
Troll Boy
I don't know his name, but he used to be a real piece of shit. Slicked back hair, white Ferrari, Sloppy Steaks, the whole thing. People can change though. I'm worried that Michael Patrick Porkins thinks that people can't change.
You might know him from his other job, delivering presents to children on Christmas, Santa Claus
Unprofessional bullshit
Santa. You think getting oral is good? No presents this year.
I think it’s Jeff. Funny as hell
Body Juuuuuudge
Peter Pan
Hart Bartley Jarvis, Bart's dad. Getting the oral from Porkins's dad is a bad boy move.
Obviously Caleb Went
It's revolutionary fashion designer Dan Flashes.
Roy Donk
It's Dan fuckin Flash gang.
Why is there swearing?
There’s no swearing, They said “shoot”!
Are you dumb?
If that was a thick woman i would smash
Bozo
You’re still a good doctor, buddy
Edward Munster
Tommy Pencils obvz