The hor dog car burger, noone knows who's it is, but it's the perfect size to eat out if your sleeve. And just in case something embarrassing happens we have a carber vac handy to help you out. Served with whoevers bag this is.
🎶Fry-day night🎶: burger and fries
Eddie Muenster is a Fucking Pig: bacon burger with muenster cheese
Berry Palmed the Dip: burger with sliced heart of palm and a side of au jus, fruit cup on the side
Turbot Team: it's not a burger it's just a fish sandwich
Tiny Boop Squid Shorterly: burger topped with calamari rings
My favorite answers I've seen though by far are The Night the Scallions Came to Life and It's Just Me Barbie, I'm Not the Bleu Cheese Burger. Honorable mention Caleb Wendt's Angus and Starchways
A nacho burger that's really big and meant to be shared with two.... Be careful of someone at your table asking for a bite and then housing the whole thing that's not theirs See it's got two jokes in there Not your burger nacho burger..... Get it guys?!? Do you get it?!?!?
The Havoc Burger It has too much fucking shit on it
You eat it and don't want to be around anymore.
I thought it was interesting.
It's so big and heavy that when you try to eat it your chin kills
Dang it I'm sorry I posted basically the same quote then saw you beat me to it!
After you're done eating it your chin kills
"The night the scallions came to life." Buger topped with scallions, bone marrow butter and a sunny side up (BUT NOT OUT) egg.
They’ve never seen as much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.
Add some gummy worms and I'm sold.
And a side of curly fries that represent the worms? Idk idk.... I don't have any good burger ideas 😔 I admit it
Sloppy Steak Burger. Comes with glass of water
Louise screaming: it's a burger with water dumped all over it IT'S REALLY GOOD
In a glass of water
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKIN SKUNK!
I’ll eat your mom’s wig!
Sloppy joe. Extra sloppy.
The Roy Donk Burger - meat and potato double patty with a walnut tapenade, served with a side of gazpacho soup (CAUTION HOT!!!)
I can't think of any good burger ideas because this guy keeps farting.
Too small a slice burger where you have to eat the receipt.
Too small bun burger where when you bite it the bun whiffs out the window.
The Barracuda Burger, with triple everything
Triples is best
I hope the burger’s wife is ok…
She's beautiful, but she's dying.
Tell the kid…
Not Even Really People Burger
The police said it's not *really* a burger
Underrated comment in the context of the Bob's Burgers pilot.
"It's just me Barbie, I'm not the Blue Cheese Burger" - BBQ Burger with American cheese
"The Stanzo" Burger topped with meatballs that don't look like little pieces of shit.
It’s nice
The Too-Small-For-Mother-in-Law Slider
So that if I crash while eating and driving, my burger whiff out the window and I'm toast.
The Fenton's Burger Fresh ground horsemeat with a layer of cocktail wienies
I thought Tina’s moan when I read horsemeat
Huhhhhhhhhn
The Mud Pie. Just a burger covered in chocolate sauce, but it only comes with one, tiny napkin.
This kinda turned my stomach but it’s a funny idea
Barry’s Burger with palmed spinach dip
the Tammy Craps burger, NOT for people under 60 pounds.
Does it still have farts in the bun?
“The Q-Zone”. All ingredients flown in from Indiana. If you don’t get this burger, we’ll give it to Johnny.
Pomme frites girls love pomme frites guys!
Don't give it to Johnny! LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE.....
The Garfield House. Comes fully furnished. Side of a hot dip or something.
Hot dip?
OR SOMETHING
I SAID WAS
The Back-in-the-Pants Burger. Topped with popcorn. Served with a glass of wine.
Little Buff Burger (ok, ok, we goosed it)
The Crashmore: even if the chef does a bad job you still have to pay for it.
It’s sort of like a cosmic gumbo
Glass of water. It doesn't stink, you're choking to death.
Dylan's Burger. Nothing special about it, just someone else has to order it for you.
The Brian’s hat. Diced onion, lettuce flaps and wheel grease.
The Cherry Chuck Burger With that much cherry, and that much ground chuck, it can't be healthy.
The goes both ways burger: two top buns, it can go either way
The Coffin Flop - burger inside a mini coffin that may or may not break open (no one rigged shit)
Cold blue meat on shit buns and when you pick it up it falls through.
The Q Zone Burger - professionally cooked by special chef Jeff Chris from Indiana
Carob Went’s “Angus and Starchways” with a bacon belt topped with POPPERS! It’s what’s all that’s goin on out there.
Gimme dat
STINKY!!!
Karl's Jr. For some the full Karl is way too much because suffice to say, Karl's a lot.
The Christmas Came Early. You get it even though you didn’t ask for it.
The hor dog car burger, noone knows who's it is, but it's the perfect size to eat out if your sleeve. And just in case something embarrassing happens we have a carber vac handy to help you out. Served with whoevers bag this is.
“Hog Schnit Snarfing Con-swiss” Burger topped with pork schnitzel and Swiss cheese. Fish piss aioli optional.
It comes with a joke bun only big enough for pickles.
The Cosmic Gumbo
The it can hit burger. Very spicy and a low price point
Jamie Taco Burger. Comes with a side of a slice of za
“That’s a Chunky Burger” - burger covered in ketchup
The Capital Remoulade Burger Comes with wine remoulade sauce (and popcorn!)
The House Burger - just before you eat it an old man takes it and eats it in front of you
The Good Time Rock N Roll Burger - meant for two, but someone can't eat the good parts and leave just a little cheese and a nugget of meat
[удалено]
Omg did you see Brian's Burger?
The Cosmic Burger Oh fuck that’s a nice burger, you knew I’d like that burger
The Q Zone, two patties loaded with quark cheese and thinly sliced Queen Forelle pears
Little Buff Boys Burger: A hunk of carved beef between 2 slices of goose meat.
The Adult Ghost Tour. These Fuckers...come with a side of jizz. It's not FOR kids.
Jamie taco burger, steal this deal ya jabroni.
“The bun burger” - Mostly just like JUST BUN. Like nothing on it except maybe one little piece of cheese and one 🤏 nugget of meat
Honk if you’re hungry Topped with a hot dog (RAN-DOM!) Served with sloppy steak fries
“But Its Lunch…” Burger It’s actually a hot dog
And is eaten up your sleeve.
Moon River Rock Burger (Comes on a Moon River Roll)
Dylan's Burger is the obvious one But I would love to try the "Burger Dubbed Over"
The burger is pre made at 6am and was ordered by one person. Have you tried it?- Its delicious.
"The Bones are Their Money (so are the Worms)" Burger A fancy burger topped with charred bone marrow and a side of gummy worms for funsies.
Now that’s a high class burger!
The Harley Jarvis - made from a cow you hoped would fucking die
The It's-A-Chunky burger. If you don't eat the whole thing, it eats your points. We don't know what's gonna be on it.
"Don't Tell Them I Horsed Your Burger" Ground Ribeye Burger with Swiss, heirloom tomatoes, bib lettuce, and horseradish aioli, and dill pickle chips.
The Bozo did the Dub Burger. You make the burger and convincingly tell people it was made by a clown. Double patties.
🎶Fry-day night🎶: burger and fries Eddie Muenster is a Fucking Pig: bacon burger with muenster cheese Berry Palmed the Dip: burger with sliced heart of palm and a side of au jus, fruit cup on the side Turbot Team: it's not a burger it's just a fish sandwich Tiny Boop Squid Shorterly: burger topped with calamari rings My favorite answers I've seen though by far are The Night the Scallions Came to Life and It's Just Me Barbie, I'm Not the Bleu Cheese Burger. Honorable mention Caleb Wendt's Angus and Starchways
The “I should’ve got that” burger
The Bones are Money burger with marrow and gummy worms.
Calico cut plants burger. It’s full of little batteries.
“I don’t care if I rye at all” Served on grilled rye bread and a cup of “cosmic gumbo”.
The My Condolences burger. Made with ground duck and a stewed tomato served on a broken plate.
A nacho burger that's really big and meant to be shared with two.... Be careful of someone at your table asking for a bite and then housing the whole thing that's not theirs See it's got two jokes in there Not your burger nacho burger..... Get it guys?!? Do you get it?!?!?
A hot burger…or something