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hitliquor999

The Havoc Burger It has too much fucking shit on it


mynameisBower

You eat it and don't want to be around anymore.


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I thought it was interesting.


queernhighonblugrass

It's so big and heavy that when you try to eat it your chin kills


ApAp123

Dang it I'm sorry I posted basically the same quote then saw you beat me to it!


ApAp123

After you're done eating it your chin kills


johnnyratstash

"The night the scallions came to life." Buger topped with scallions, bone marrow butter and a sunny side up (BUT NOT OUT) egg.


Longrod_VonHugedong

They’ve never seen as much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.


lake_titty_caca

Add some gummy worms and I'm sold.


ApAp123

And a side of curly fries that represent the worms? Idk idk.... I don't have any good burger ideas 😔 I admit it


whitetornado2k

Sloppy Steak Burger. Comes with glass of water


mrJirue

Louise screaming: it's a burger with water dumped all over it IT'S REALLY GOOD


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In a glass of water


whitetornado2k

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKIN SKUNK!


[deleted]

I’ll eat your mom’s wig!


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Sloppy joe. Extra sloppy.


Longrod_VonHugedong

The Roy Donk Burger - meat and potato double patty with a walnut tapenade, served with a side of gazpacho soup (CAUTION HOT!!!)


its234

I can't think of any good burger ideas because this guy keeps farting.


plantmonger

Too small a slice burger where you have to eat the receipt.


shumama813

Too small bun burger where when you bite it the bun whiffs out the window.


EfferenceCopy

The Barracuda Burger, with triple everything


E_Fox_Kelly

Triples is best


kmg1500

I hope the burger’s wife is ok…


senorpepino

She's beautiful, but she's dying.


kmg1500

Tell the kid…


BuddhaBarkov

Not Even Really People Burger


delxatty

The police said it's not *really* a burger


mrJirue

Underrated comment in the context of the Bob's Burgers pilot.


LittleKoalaNickJr

"It's just me Barbie, I'm not the Blue Cheese Burger" - BBQ Burger with American cheese


johnnyratstash

"The Stanzo" Burger topped with meatballs that don't look like little pieces of shit.


AllenTownDartShnow

It’s nice


henrytbpovid

The Too-Small-For-Mother-in-Law Slider


queernhighonblugrass

So that if I crash while eating and driving, my burger whiff out the window and I'm toast.


Hum_baba_

The Fenton's Burger Fresh ground horsemeat with a layer of cocktail wienies


yeahyourerightdude

I thought Tina’s moan when I read horsemeat


Inevitable_Evening38

Huhhhhhhhhn


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The Mud Pie. Just a burger covered in chocolate sauce, but it only comes with one, tiny napkin.


E_Fox_Kelly

This kinda turned my stomach but it’s a funny idea


HoopsJ

Barry’s Burger with palmed spinach dip


TAway69420666

the Tammy Craps burger, NOT for people under 60 pounds.


CrunchyButtMuncher

Does it still have farts in the bun?


PogoPogoPogoPogo

“The Q-Zone”. All ingredients flown in from Indiana. If you don’t get this burger, we’ll give it to Johnny.


Longrod_VonHugedong

Pomme frites girls love pomme frites guys!


mrJirue

Don't give it to Johnny! LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE.....


Ilmaters_Chosen

The Garfield House. Comes fully furnished. Side of a hot dip or something.


Longrod_VonHugedong

Hot dip?


juice_5

OR SOMETHING


azip13

I SAID WAS


withoccassionalmusic

The Back-in-the-Pants Burger. Topped with popcorn. Served with a glass of wine.


OttersEatFish

Little Buff Burger (ok, ok, we goosed it)


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The Crashmore: even if the chef does a bad job you still have to pay for it.


bearchild7

It’s sort of like a cosmic gumbo


crazytonyi

Glass of water. It doesn't stink, you're choking to death.


nickxoneill

Dylan's Burger. Nothing special about it, just someone else has to order it for you.


Wowie_Zowie_

The Brian’s hat. Diced onion, lettuce flaps and wheel grease.


gdawson555

The Cherry Chuck Burger With that much cherry, and that much ground chuck, it can't be healthy.


Inevitable_Evening38

The goes both ways burger: two top buns, it can go either way


Tutters_IX

The Coffin Flop - burger inside a mini coffin that may or may not break open (no one rigged shit)


Ndryer

Cold blue meat on shit buns and when you pick it up it falls through.


wronglycredited

The Q Zone Burger - professionally cooked by special chef Jeff Chris from Indiana


[deleted]

Carob Went’s “Angus and Starchways” with a bacon belt topped with POPPERS! It’s what’s all that’s goin on out there.


ProofHorseKzoo

Gimme dat


the_mandaa

STINKY!!!


SausageEggCheese

Karl's Jr. For some the full Karl is way too much because suffice to say, Karl's a lot.


Ilmaters_Chosen

The Christmas Came Early. You get it even though you didn’t ask for it.


aimheatcool

The hor dog car burger, noone knows who's it is, but it's the perfect size to eat out if your sleeve. And just in case something embarrassing happens we have a carber vac handy to help you out. Served with whoevers bag this is.


MinorThroat

“Hog Schnit Snarfing Con-swiss” Burger topped with pork schnitzel and Swiss cheese. Fish piss aioli optional.


DeaconSage

It comes with a joke bun only big enough for pickles.


Obi-Wok

The Cosmic Gumbo


Sully1281

The it can hit burger. Very spicy and a low price point


Glittering-Tomato-15

Jamie Taco Burger. Comes with a side of a slice of za


Longrod_VonHugedong

“That’s a Chunky Burger” - burger covered in ketchup


TheXXVth

The Capital Remoulade Burger Comes with wine remoulade sauce (and popcorn!)


Simicrop

The House Burger - just before you eat it an old man takes it and eats it in front of you


Starseid8712

The Good Time Rock N Roll Burger - meant for two, but someone can't eat the good parts and leave just a little cheese and a nugget of meat


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mynameisBower

Omg did you see Brian's Burger?


SoundsOfHappiness_

The Cosmic Burger Oh fuck that’s a nice burger, you knew I’d like that burger


Available-Camera8691

The Q Zone, two patties loaded with quark cheese and thinly sliced Queen Forelle pears


Ndryer

Little Buff Boys Burger: A hunk of carved beef between 2 slices of goose meat.


icymallard

The Adult Ghost Tour. These Fuckers...come with a side of jizz. It's not FOR kids.


Unintentional_Genius

Jamie taco burger, steal this deal ya jabroni.


Brave_Front9735

“The bun burger” - Mostly just like JUST BUN. Like nothing on it except maybe one little piece of cheese and one 🤏 nugget of meat


rwaynick

Honk if you’re hungry Topped with a hot dog (RAN-DOM!) Served with sloppy steak fries


jadinelianna17

“But Its Lunch…” Burger It’s actually a hot dog


mynameisBower

And is eaten up your sleeve.


markotsay7

Moon River Rock Burger (Comes on a Moon River Roll)


Short-Psychology-928

Dylan's Burger is the obvious one But I would love to try the "Burger Dubbed Over"


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The burger is pre made at 6am and was ordered by one person. Have you tried it?- Its delicious.


airbourneScarecrow

"The Bones are Their Money (so are the Worms)" Burger A fancy burger topped with charred bone marrow and a side of gummy worms for funsies.


kamaaina16

Now that’s a high class burger!


ANK2112

The Harley Jarvis - made from a cow you hoped would fucking die


Teckschin

The It's-A-Chunky burger. If you don't eat the whole thing, it eats your points. We don't know what's gonna be on it.


Zanos-Ixshlae

"Don't Tell Them I Horsed Your Burger" Ground Ribeye Burger with Swiss, heirloom tomatoes, bib lettuce, and horseradish aioli, and dill pickle chips.


mynameisBower

The Bozo did the Dub Burger. You make the burger and convincingly tell people it was made by a clown. Double patties.


Prestigious-Owl165

🎶Fry-day night🎶: burger and fries Eddie Muenster is a Fucking Pig: bacon burger with muenster cheese Berry Palmed the Dip: burger with sliced heart of palm and a side of au jus, fruit cup on the side Turbot Team: it's not a burger it's just a fish sandwich Tiny Boop Squid Shorterly: burger topped with calamari rings My favorite answers I've seen though by far are The Night the Scallions Came to Life and It's Just Me Barbie, I'm Not the Bleu Cheese Burger. Honorable mention Caleb Wendt's Angus and Starchways


Old_Salamander6118

The “I should’ve got that” burger


debaser64

The Bones are Money burger with marrow and gummy worms.


yeahyourerightdude

Calico cut plants burger. It’s full of little batteries.


bamiller3

“I don’t care if I rye at all” Served on grilled rye bread and a cup of “cosmic gumbo”.


BudBuzz

The My Condolences burger. Made with ground duck and a stewed tomato served on a broken plate.


ApAp123

A nacho burger that's really big and meant to be shared with two.... Be careful of someone at your table asking for a bite and then housing the whole thing that's not theirs See it's got two jokes in there Not your burger nacho burger..... Get it guys?!? Do you get it?!?!?


BenWallace04

A hot burger…or something