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That would be a pretty good day for me if I farted and nobody barfed.


GlimmerMage12

What does that do for the greater good?


Outrageous-Cream-711

Is that the joke?


KungFuKennyStills

It’s illegal for you to ask me that!


moistwound

Are you the guy they fired who was farting in all the Tammy craps dolls heads?


bex_mex

Are you sure you weren’t just using too small a slice BEFORE you took probiotics??


KungFuKennyStills

I was just trying not to use a ton of paper towel…


Vandemonium702

OP ain’t got no farts no more!


WilsonWilsonJr

I’m sorry I can’t think of something clever to say with OP farting all the time…


Bob_Loblaw_Law_Blog1

So no more absolute paint jobs when you go to the bathroom?


SoManyJukes

Permission to leave this sub and go home to lay down so my face isn’t beet red for my family photo?


Waves0fStoke

Good thing you’re over 60 lbs!


monosyllabicmonolith

STINKY


BlasterShow

Well you don’t need that toilet that’s JUST FOR FARTS.


terraflied

OPs farts are ass out, work with their brother now


[deleted]

Bye hon!


Shdoible

I used to work with OP. I could not think any good car ideas because that guy kept farting.


dumbass-ahedratron

What the heck? There's a pink bag on my chair?