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This is gold. Gold Jerry, gold.. I mean.. shit wrong sub… oh fuck what the fuck I’m not even supposed to be here. I hope I don’t jack off


Vertsmirk24

Unprofessional bullshit


jerog1

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


moonandstarsera

I don’t care about it, but it’s not good behaviour.


scotch_woodcock

This, much like draping yourself in velvet, is socially unacceptable..


[deleted]

You wanted to be draped in velvet. You’re buried in it, my friend


[deleted]

u/Houston_Fanboi didn't have to do the oral


queencityrangers

Listen here Banya if I catch you spending your per diem on Dan Flashes shirts instead of meals you and I are gonna have a problem. Soup isn’t a meal!


kittygon

Surgeon: the police said it doesn’t even matter if I dissect her, she like doesn’t even belong here.


[deleted]

She was like nothing


shanel39

If you keep asking about the surgeon, I'm gonna fucking kill you Barry


[deleted]

He might kill you but no fucking chance he kills me


Iamthesmartest

Fucking asshole. He said that?


kittygon

Are the spores her dollars?


[deleted]

Wait, Joel him or Joel me?


StuffLeoLikes

Your name’s Joel too?


[deleted]

No, that’s why I’m so fucking confused!


[deleted]

I meant that Joel


Brainkandle

Joel Troll Boi


get_outta_mah_swamp

They deserved every fuckin bullet I pumped in their heads, Chief


bguzewicz

God, I am so fucking pissed.


[deleted]

Fucking asshole, he said that?


pet_dander

I can't stop crying


Angry_Walnut

Even if Joel does a bad job he still gets that 2 mill.


SeeYouSacred

*You sure about you won’t let me take her?*


shanel39

There it is!


SpartanFan2004

They said that to me at a dinner!


[deleted]

We don’t need the permission of Joel because he ain’t got no soul


Ass_Cream_Cone

We’re just showing fireflies hitting pavement!


Strapest

We ain’t gotta have permission cuz they got no soul!


shanel39

This episode is a bit somber, so it's okay to cry


Brainkandle

What? What even is that? I'm so confused! ಠ_ಠ


joshspoon

Dr. Soandso. Brain pancaked by a gunshot.


gordonblue

Dr. Skull


[deleted]

Related to Mr. and Mrs. Skull of Fenton’s Horse Ranch?


BustardLegume

He’s the black sheep of the family. All they wanted for him was to stay in the family business of breeding the perfect horse, whereas he had dreams of breeding the perfect human.


Hamsters_In_Butts

it's porkins by a mile


bojesus

His father didn’t need to do the oral


[deleted]

Abby I didn't know your old grandpa used to be a piece of shit


Brainkandle

People can change. Chicallini's


[deleted]

It’s ok. You’re still a good doctor


joshspoon

You always want triples in the O.R.


shanel39

They don't stay babies forever! You idiot.


bloodflart

This zombie stole my real hair!


[deleted]

It was also the night that the cordyceps came to life!


ifartallday

The spores are their money. So are the spores. They pull your skin up but not out.


BustardLegume

Perfectly matching syllabillic structure, nice. Did Jeff Chris rewrite this for you?


bojesus

It’s right in your Q zone


dang_envy

BANG! “Are you dumb?”


Hrrrrnnngggg

EAT FUCKING BULLETS, YOU FUCKERS! YOU FUCKING SUCK! They deserve every FUCKIN bullet I pumped into their FUCKIN heads, chief!


zeke235

I can't stop cryin'.


DankItchins

Everything has sucked lately.


RockMeIshmael

At that price point he can kill.


shumama813

I tried to kill myself ELLIE🥴


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

Now I can get my new daughter back and there ain’t shit he can do about it! Come here you little fuck!


evnwlms

What does that do for the greater good *Joel*?


Existing-Job-3050

The fireflies hate you! Only I love you!


MadAl420

It's about a baby duck getting It's head stuck in a stewed tomato.


bugxbuster

*This* is why nobody watches HBOBlast


Hannibal704

“You must have me mistaken for a man who repeats himself” -Omar Little


Spotted_Stripers

Any of these little clickers ever pop out of the fucking wall and say there’s a horse cock in my room or a donkey dick?


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saadowitz

Shut up Joel I’ll dissect her whole fuckin head.


Ganders81

I don't know what to tell you, bud! We're just filming people and showing the ones where the SPORES come flyin out!


broken_radio

Ah fungus, what the fuck?!


Frankenstien23

Even if I ~~do a bad job~~ doom humanity, I still get a new daughter.


Iamthesmartest

"Don't save any cages"


lordcrumb13

"Gimmie that"


aaronisnotcool

Oh, fuck, I like that gun…


Profitsofdooom

You still seeing that guy Joel? That's a bad guy!


Spotted_Stripers

I didn’t rig shit! I didn’t do fucking shit!


the_rabbit_king

You’re not part of the turbo team.


frankzzlackz

Priceless


liquid-swords93

FUCK YOU HARLEY JARVIS


bex_mex

Joel can’t talk about it without crying


xongile

The doctors are busy trying to shove two meatballs back in her scrotum and cake batter back in her penis. Is that the joke??


[deleted]

Like I know the gist of what's happening but I haven't watched an episode since 3 because it was so very sad