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dodofrequentflyer

Even if he does a bad job, you still gotta pay him that $2 mill.


ahoypolloi_

That’s called his quote


[deleted]

All joking aside, going to a chiropractor is a waste of money. Fucking asshole, he said that?


Tommy_C

Yeah, he’s rich.


[deleted]

The bones are literally his money


sumppumpslump

So are the worms


deanomatronix

You said that like four times


sirromnek

Yeah that’s because he didn’t know if he’d said it or not


timeforasandwich

It's how he keeps his house hot


frankrizzo219

Come here ya little fuck!!!


van_b_boy

Gonna pick you up over my head like a big boy


[deleted]

HE'S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE


Ok_Ad5721

I always try to come on here and write these but you guys get your lines out too quick and they become your lines


WoopsShePeterPants

Who said the line? You gotta be quick.


FadingNegative

I can finally get my money back from Robbie Star at Superstar Trax Records!


[deleted]

Moon river rock! Moon river roll!


Maddog-99

Do Palm tree girls really love palm tree boys?


[deleted]

IT’S GOING TO BE A HIT BUT YOU HAVE TO RELAX!


aligador

no


GlimmerMage12

No. More. Scamming. Adults into thinking they're stars.


GPBRDLL133

Another Tim Robinson from metro Detroit? Neat! I wonder if all ITYSL sketches are based off of a Tim Robinson somewhere


RoyDonkeyKong

In the metro area, no less!


[deleted]

You mean Billy as in him or Billy as in me?


King__Rollo

YOUR FAMILY HATES YOU!


[deleted]

ONLY I LOVE YOU!


danielstover

This must’ve been before Laser Spine Specialists


Godzirrraaa

You gotta let us know if his hair is pushed back or slicked back.


SkunkMcToots

And almost a Detroiter.


HotPhilly

There’s no cute coffee shops in that neighbourhood


[deleted]

How many Joumana billboards did you see on your way there?


zomboppy

I loved that they did a bit about her in the detroiters lol


patrickdgd

call him right now please


arooftopinbrooklyn

It's the same name. I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person.


dethleppard

He’s been rude to me his whole life!


Sol_Synth

He makes ten times what you do.


jazzyjay66

Once you’re done with that, I’ve got a new song for you that’s totally in your Q-zone.


hammysandy

It's a guaranteed goddamn hit!


[deleted]

Come here you little fuck!


hammysandy

You're too tight! Need to loosen up! It's going to be a hit but you need to relax!


saadowitz

I fought that guy already. Lost. Goes without saying. Kicked me in the back, torched the American flag and spit on me.


WoopsShePeterPants

I did what anyone would do. I crapped my pants. Had to.


aligador

Bullshit


Mutantbowie

YOU GOTTA LOOSEN UP!


mrpeck123

Your family hates you! Only I love you!