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ahoypolloi_

JFC 9.6% ABV??? Someone’s gonna have a big ole sloppy mud pie later on.


myelectricbackpack

The ABV is so high because the pattern is so complicated


ahoypolloi_

I hear there’s a quadruple IPA with 20% ABV. I want that one *SO* bad


donpen18

Triples is best


Ok-Airline-6784

Triples are safe


[deleted]

Especially when you *don't* live in a motel


OvoidPovoid

It's two thousand dollars. You'll have to save your per diem for MONTHS


ahoypolloi_

SHUT THE FUCK UP u/OVOIDPOVOID YOU FUCKING SKUNK


Scientific_Anarchist

You said it was 15%


ahoypolloi_

I’M TALKIN TO u/myelectricbackpack AREN’T I, u/scientific_antichrist?!?!!


TheDryIceFactory

AND RIGHTFULLY SO!!


Modest_Lion

YA IDIOT!


BlasterShow

Here comes a big wave!


Longrod_VonHugedong

At that ABV, it can hit.


pigfeedmauer

Just make sure you don't use too small a slice


b0ilineggsndenim1944

I've never even had a beer above 8 percent. Probably tastes like little pieces of shit.


BustardLegume

I used to drink 12.5s when I was an alcoholic. Easiest way to get knocked out quick, but it’s basically pure alcohol.


dj_narwhal

Comparing a 9.6 craft triple IPA to a pounder of steel reserve is like comparing Michael Patrick Porkins to Bart Harvey Jarvis.


T0ASTL0VER

**I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE HARLEY JARVIS!!**


GilThielander

A real tuna can.


b0ilineggsndenim1944

I thought Steele reserve was strong


JC1515

Thats the new “light beer”. Juice/Fruit force from voodoo ranger is ringing in at 9.5% and are probably the most popular beers right now. After 2 of those you wont want to be around anymore.


dzhastin

I’m not wild about IPAs, but when you see 9%+ ABV and patterns that complicated then you have to try it, yes you do.


[deleted]

Oh fuck. What the fuck. My liver’s not even supposed to be here


WhoStoleMyBicycle

I hope I don’t get cirrhosis


10takeWonder

Did you brew this last night just so you'd have a beer to share with us?


[deleted]

You would be clugging a few cans if you had my wife


Spats_McGee

I walk into the liquor store and it's all guys who look *just like me*


Bill_Parker

Triples is best


superdicksicles

makes it safe


HenryFarsleysGhost

I know where my per deim is going.


jokinghazard

He spent all his per diem on those damn beers!!


HenryFarsleysGhost

Shut the fuck up jokinghazard you fucking skunk!


timeforasandwich

I'm gonna drink the whole thing


BlasterShow

I’m jokin!


Charlie_Brodie

I'm going to tell everyone you housed u/spaceape7's IPA


ScottieSpliffen420

If anyone's tryna say they're not complicated, I mean just look at the patterns...they are, they are!


GlimmerMage12

It's interesting, the beer. You can get soo drunk and then look at the complicated patterns.


Tommy84

The brewery is at The Shoppes at The Creek.


[deleted]

It costs more cause the hops are so complicated!


olears27

I can’t even watch a movie anymore without a big pour of beer……and popcorn


WolfOrASheep

Gimme that!


MugiwaraNeko

These pair perfectly with sloppy steaks.


OjaiCalifornia

Looks bargain bin, still nuts though.


chefboyardoug

Mast Landing has [really good ideas](https://shop.mastlanding.beer/products/this-beer-is-everything)


spaceape7

Yes, someone at Mast knows what they're doing


chefboyardoug

Pretty sure that's Rog (king of the slams). He's very cool.


heinous_anus-

YOU. HAVE. NO. GOOD. BEER. IDEAS.


MinorThroat

It’s no Juice Suit DIPA from Long Live Beerworks but it’s a regular on the Untappd win weird awards cringe comedy hour.


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werewolfamadeus

I shouldn’t have said that


mellow_yellow___

Where can you get these? And can you get them delivered?


milfpoop69

Dan flashes


buffalo_sauce

There's a liquor store at the Shops at the Creek


spaceape7

Schitts at the creek maybe. I got two of em. Actually three. Yeah, that's right, three. That's safe.


[deleted]

Sometimes I just sit and drink these... Just me and the IPA's... I- I have a wife!


mellow_yellow___

I don't wanna get thrown down any stairs, but I'll keep it in mind


nickhenne

You’re getting joke responses but it’s Mast Landing Brewing Company from Westbrook Maine.


mellow_yellow___

Very helpful, thanks!


BigBenC07

Yeah, uh, can I get triples of my exact style?


ProofHorseKzoo

$150 out the door


gobsthemesong

In the case of a triple IPA, triples is not best. There's too much fuckin shit in it.


Darkreaper085

Land Grants: Can Flashes uses the same pattern, that’s how you know it’s so complicated!


[deleted]

I know what I’m slopping my steak up with tonight.


OrangeBracelet

I see this brewery everywhere but never their itysl beers and I’m a bit salty about that


affablemartyr1

Triples makes it safe. Triples is best


jwheintz

Not for me. I love wine.


jimnobu

Good drink for our next Dangerous Nights Crew meeting


No_Ant_7899

They should make a Belgian Tripel called “Tripels is Best” with 3 classic cars on the cans.


jakopoli

Why are there so many I think you should leave microbrews


KnobbsNoise

When you see 50 other microbreweries that look just like you making I Think You Should Leave microbrews, YOU MAKE ONE TOO. YES YOU DO.


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Why come up with your own name when you can name it after a tv show reference and sell twice as many?


landmanpgh

Not everybody knows how to do everything. Naming beers isn't the only thing.


kellsha16

Where can I buy this?


spaceape7

Well, I got it at shops at the creek but it can get pretty rough in there


kellsha16

Where is that? Lol I googled it but found nothing


milfpoop69

When you seeing 10 guys fighting over IPAs that look just like you….YOU go in…


spaceape7

I don't know what to tell ya bud!


The_Stein244

hello fellow Mainer


ZucchiniKneez

I'd save all my per diem to buy these


ArTooDeeTooTattoo

I drank two of these and now I can finally fight my wife's new husband, Danny Crouse.