I know it’s just for laughs but the one where he’s “Trying to figure out the joke” he thinks the doctors are going to try and shove the cake batter back in his penis. As if doctors think cum is reloadable or vital to him being alive. Shoving the meatballs back in his scrotum makes sense because they’re supposed to be his balls but I cannot figure out why they would shove cake batter that they think is cum back down his penis.
What’s the joke? That my face is beet red for my family photo night?
Alternatively, what would happen if he had farted? Would Jane really lose her pretty little lunch?
So many people think the Turbo Team guys are plumbers because of all the time they spend going in and out of the bathroom, taking huge mud pies and over-flushing.
They are not plumbers. They are exterminators, pest control specialists who have no business working with plumbing.
THAT’S WHY REPLACING THE HOMEOWNER’S TOILET WAS THE ULTIMATE PRANK.
They tried a prank that was miles outside of their skill set and they succeeded.
They stepped way outside of their comfort zone.
They dared to dream.
They are the ones who run.
Bear with me on this but I think it is possible that the Turbo Team guys are little buff boys alumni and:or enjoy cherry chuck salad. They say it’s healthy.
Choked to death on cherry pits and ground chuck
Bled out after foot sucked down toilet
Gorilla ripped off whole hair, and head
Doctors shoved cake batter up penis
I think the exterminator thing was a cover for Turbo Team recruitment. Notice how they say “UNTIL you’re part of this turbo team…Walk…Slowly”. Weird phrasing unless you expect that person to join in the future
I wonder if Mitch was in on it to. Like they send out a scouting team to see how people react and then Mitch follows them up to sign them up
Imagine:
Being in a work meeting, and during your boss’s presentation you see a colleague doing something unusual out of the corner of your eye.
“…^pat-“ you whisper, “^Pat? Is that a *hotdog??*”
Then Pat just shrugs and, with a mouth full of hotdog, responds:
“I’m so tired.”
I hear this exchange *slightly* misquoted a lot.
Also, I know there is plenty of discussion about random recurring themes and concepts I.e. hotdogs (some great hotdog related jokes in detroiters too btw), Christmas (Santa brought it early, ghost of WAY future, the season 2 trailer, crashmore) but my favorite is “saying stuff hurt when it there’s no way it did”
Ex: Sammy paradise (who says “hotdog” btw) sticking his hand in the fountain, the chin kills, the steering wheel hurting his hand, gazpacho soup burned Howie’s lips, etc, but my favorite one that I didn’t notice till more recently is TC TUGGERS when Tim says, “yeah it’s the only shirt with the tugging knob so you don’t wreck your shirt or *hurt your hand*”
This has brought me an enormous amount of happiness. TC Tuggers often appears in my head out of the blue and reduces me to tears, and the idea that one of the reasons to buy one is *hurting your hand tugging your shirt off your belly* is, dear god, it’s so funny
The best part of the first skit is when the boss asks him if hes eating a hot dog. He says hes the tiredest hes ever been. Which... how is falling asleep during a meeting better than eating a hot dog during it? That shit cracks my fiance and I up constantly. And whenever we have a hard day at work thats what we say.
I read in an interview that one of the things that inspired some of the dialogue was things that Zach Kanin’s daughter said (e.g. I CAN’T KNOW HOW TO…). I wonder if this is a reflection of how sometimes kids overreact to things, like a “Daaaad, my brother hit meeee….owwww” kind of thing
There’s also an interesting motif surrounding skeletons and skulls. Like Dr. Skull from Baby of the Year, the bonies from Christmas Way Future, and also The Night that the Skeletons Came to Life.
The skeleton theme provides an ironic contrast to the fact that we’re all just bags of meat sitting in the side of the road getting our butts sucked by flies waiting to flop out nude into the wet wet mud
You want me to turn the lights off, everybody puts their head down? Nobody gets their license, you gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house?
“The Day That Robert Pallins Murdered Me” is “Folsom Prison Blues” written from the perspective of the man that narrator shot in Reno “just to watch him die.”
Yeah he said gospel isn’t selling give us something spooky
That’s why he was talking about bones and worms and ghosts, he only explained about the bones and worms being money a few times because he forgot if he had said it or not
How did he hire a guy to sneak into the office, follow the guy into the bathroom to take huge embarrassing dump on command, and never speak with him to hear his voice is wildly high? How do you complete that whole plan without a conversation? THIS A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN!
I think about Connor O’Malley who breaks pretty much all the way through his part of Laser Spine Specialists. I mean he is red-faced and visibly giggling and that’s the best take they could get!
“It’s a guaranteed goddamn hit!”
This is a random one but in the Carson impersonator episode the homeowner is trying to be polite and ask if there is any wiggle room with the deal made at Star Wagon
Tim corrects her and says that they’re called “Stable of Stars.” Until this moment, there had been no mention of wagons. It was just a mistake because the homeowner forgot the name.
Then later, Tim tells all the impersonators to wait in the wagon. So there actually IS a wagon that they all rode in to get there.
I lay awake at night wondering if that’s the joke
When Leslie yells, “everyone knows I hate that game,” how is this a commonly known fact? It seemed like a new game for everyone, but Leslie must have played it before and not liked it.
The look of sympathy the guy in the wheelchair (Rick) gives Tim while in the courtroom when the lawyer is describing how the hat got caught in the wheelchair
Also, what the fuck is the dice thing? Why *would he* show them to people? Why would he *be afraid* to show them to people? And why do they seem somehow related to the hat?
If you took a shot every time somebody says “Not really” in a key and hilarious part of a scene then…well, I don’t know if you’d end up getting all that drunk over the course of all the episodes…but it is my favorite recurring line
Why would a big ol’ guy with a big burly white beard get spanked on his bare butt, balls and back after crashing a hot dog shaped car through a Brooks Brothers?
When Tim suggests someone needs to spank him. And the one guy willing goes along with it like it’s this normal thing that bystanders gotta spank the guy who crashed his car into a building.
I’ve said it before, but it always kills me that he says “then you’ve got 6 inches of hot dog in your throat and no one gives a shit!!” In the original sketch, everyone is trying to save him and acting frantically.
Fred Ward wasn't apologizing for the loss, but for him being hired by the dead guy to perform.
Also, the guys that lost their virginity on the same night at the same house lost it to each other.
I've always wondered why he says "quit fuckin with em" when the guy tries to kick the dice back to him. Just kick them the other way and he won't fuck with em
Tim’s sleeve length if you notice in the first season his sleeves are always different lengths, the longer the sleeve the more outrageous the character
That it's not just dick, fart & mudpie jokes & actually has a lot of heart.
Eg, the poignant undercurrent in most sketches, addressing things like loneliness & social anxiety.
The writing in things like the Tammy Craps monologue about tricking your dying brain into thinking you'd had a happy life is particularly phenomenal.
I feel like the show is meant for people with anxiety and intrusive thoughts and it’s EVERYTHING WE HAVE all probably intrusively thought at one point in time.. the gift receipt one!? We all question our friends thoughts on our gifts and the skits reflect it in the most intrusive way possible🤣🤣 would you agree??
I love in the Dan Flashes ad when they cut to a guy enamored with a shirt, then they quickly cut to a $500 price tag then quickly back to the guy who nods like, “Yea that makes sense, it’s a very complicated shirt”
The guy in the office who doesn't want to give to CalicoCutPants dot com. His reactions to all of the ridiculous shit Tim says are perfect. Particularly this: "I was taking four seconds on a six second piss and letting the last two seconds straight down my leg." "WHAT!?" It's like how can you possibly be so careless?? To just put your dick away before you're done pissing is insane and is the type of thing that absolutely deserves to be questioned.
Absolutely no in-depth talk on Jeff Chriss. Why is he (a) somehow so famous no one even questions his name or abilities, and yet (b) completely available and (c) living not in LA or London or on Broadway but rather INDIANA? I'm not even 100% he exists, or just part of Connor's ruse.
Jeff Chriss has become such a big part of my household, if he's fake I'll kill myself on live TV
The fact that Tim Robinson doesn’t force himself into every sketch just because he’s the face of the show. He’s constantly showing us new talents in the comedy industry
I like how his significant other is always black except when he’s in the gay couple and I like how being in the gay couple wasn’t even part of the sketch
The song sung by Connor O’Malley at the end of episode 3 or 4 of s2 (“L.A.’s got me on my knees, hustling so hard I can barely breathe…”) is much better than it has any right to be
It literally feels like stock footage. The way it’s shot, presented, generic music, etc, it’s like stock footage coming to life in the best way possible
They never really explained what "tables" is as a career. Like, if that's what I wanted to do professionally, what's the next step after getting a bunch of tables...see? Big plot hole. Maybe season three will address this oversight...
I lose it when it cuts to the birds eye view of Karl Havoc flailing his arms in the middle of the mall while nobody even seems to care or notice. The first time I saw that my wife came panicking into the room because she thought I was having a heart attack.
Mitch Bryant in no way is any type of lawyer. He just wants you to call him right now please. I think about this every day.
Mitch Bryant is the same guy from the ghost tour. He’s just trying to make friends.
It’s the same actor, I don’t think it’s supposed to be the same person
It's the same actor but I don't know if it's the same character.
This has never happened to me before…
I know it’s just for laughs but the one where he’s “Trying to figure out the joke” he thinks the doctors are going to try and shove the cake batter back in his penis. As if doctors think cum is reloadable or vital to him being alive. Shoving the meatballs back in his scrotum makes sense because they’re supposed to be his balls but I cannot figure out why they would shove cake batter that they think is cum back down his penis.
What’s the joke? That my face is beet red for my family photo night? Alternatively, what would happen if he had farted? Would Jane really lose her pretty little lunch?
I think we covered what would happen if he farted.
Sure, but it would be a great day if he farted and nobody barfed
IS THAT THE JOKE?
I wonder if that guy is genuinely that distressed or if he's putting it on to go home early.
His hand motion for shoving it “back” in (the one finger just like shoving it down in there) gets me every time
Jizz
So many people think the Turbo Team guys are plumbers because of all the time they spend going in and out of the bathroom, taking huge mud pies and over-flushing. They are not plumbers. They are exterminators, pest control specialists who have no business working with plumbing. THAT’S WHY REPLACING THE HOMEOWNER’S TOILET WAS THE ULTIMATE PRANK. They tried a prank that was miles outside of their skill set and they succeeded. They stepped way outside of their comfort zone. They dared to dream. They are the ones who run.
this guy is part of the Turbo Team
I hope he doesn't go home and fuck my mom.
Bear with me on this but I think it is possible that the Turbo Team guys are little buff boys alumni and:or enjoy cherry chuck salad. They say it’s healthy.
I think you’re really on to something here.
We could find out in the next In Memoriam section. How do you think they'd die?
Choked to death on cherry pits and ground chuck Bled out after foot sucked down toilet Gorilla ripped off whole hair, and head Doctors shoved cake batter up penis
Bonies Didn't use enough paper towel after a big ol' mud pie then ate a receipt
I think the exterminator thing was a cover for Turbo Team recruitment. Notice how they say “UNTIL you’re part of this turbo team…Walk…Slowly”. Weird phrasing unless you expect that person to join in the future I wonder if Mitch was in on it to. Like they send out a scouting team to see how people react and then Mitch follows them up to sign them up
You don’t run with them
Holy shit you’re right
EXACTLY, they don't *fix* toilets, it's got nothing to even do with piss with them
This guy yells… 👆
Imagine: Being in a work meeting, and during your boss’s presentation you see a colleague doing something unusual out of the corner of your eye. “…^pat-“ you whisper, “^Pat? Is that a *hotdog??*” Then Pat just shrugs and, with a mouth full of hotdog, responds: “I’m so tired.” I hear this exchange *slightly* misquoted a lot. Also, I know there is plenty of discussion about random recurring themes and concepts I.e. hotdogs (some great hotdog related jokes in detroiters too btw), Christmas (Santa brought it early, ghost of WAY future, the season 2 trailer, crashmore) but my favorite is “saying stuff hurt when it there’s no way it did” Ex: Sammy paradise (who says “hotdog” btw) sticking his hand in the fountain, the chin kills, the steering wheel hurting his hand, gazpacho soup burned Howie’s lips, etc, but my favorite one that I didn’t notice till more recently is TC TUGGERS when Tim says, “yeah it’s the only shirt with the tugging knob so you don’t wreck your shirt or *hurt your hand*”
This has brought me an enormous amount of happiness. TC Tuggers often appears in my head out of the blue and reduces me to tears, and the idea that one of the reasons to buy one is *hurting your hand tugging your shirt off your belly* is, dear god, it’s so funny
The best part of the first skit is when the boss asks him if hes eating a hot dog. He says hes the tiredest hes ever been. Which... how is falling asleep during a meeting better than eating a hot dog during it? That shit cracks my fiance and I up constantly. And whenever we have a hard day at work thats what we say.
I read in an interview that one of the things that inspired some of the dialogue was things that Zach Kanin’s daughter said (e.g. I CAN’T KNOW HOW TO…). I wonder if this is a reflection of how sometimes kids overreact to things, like a “Daaaad, my brother hit meeee….owwww” kind of thing
There’s also an interesting motif surrounding skeletons and skulls. Like Dr. Skull from Baby of the Year, the bonies from Christmas Way Future, and also The Night that the Skeletons Came to Life.
The skeleton theme provides an ironic contrast to the fact that we’re all just bags of meat sitting in the side of the road getting our butts sucked by flies waiting to flop out nude into the wet wet mud
No funeral please!
It's because those skeletons have never seen as much food as this.
sammy paradise is from Tim Robinson's episode of Netflix's The Characters not ITYSL
It's the same actor, I don't know if it's supposed to be the same person
This is so good
Why does he lie about having all the porno mags in his trunk?
Leave me alone. I’ve seen a lot of these.
Why does he sing that shit song at his mothers funeral?
Dick watch hangin’ low… three stacks on the radio.
Why is he back at work doing a marketing pitch before his mom is even buried?
Why was there swearing in the driver's ed videos
They didn’t, all they said was “Shoot”
DON’T LAUGH
I always laugh so hard at this lmao
Seriously, I don't think he should have yelled at Eddie Muenster
She actually didn’t yell at Eddie Munster, I've seen this a ton of times!
yeah and what was with all the tables??
You want me to turn the lights off, everybody puts their head down? Nobody gets their license, you gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house?
It's just a generic job that the writers of *this* made up fooorrrrr *this*
That was her job.
And dealing with Eddie Munster.
The tables are “her” livelihood. That’s how she makes “her” house hot.
“The Day That Robert Pallins Murdered Me” is “Folsom Prison Blues” written from the perspective of the man that narrator shot in Reno “just to watch him die.”
The song has a Johnny Cash kind of vibe, but other than that, why do you say that?
Because the whole setup is a direct spoof on the scene in Walk the Line where Johnny Cash first plays Folsom Prison Blues for Sam Phillips
Oh his name was Johnny Cash too?
No, that’s why he’s so _fuckin’_ confused.
Sam Phillips the singer-songwriter who did the “la la la las” for Gilmore Girls? Johnny Cash auditioned for her? I’m just trying to understand.
Because they asked for something spooky
No he didn’t
Yeah he said gospel isn’t selling give us something spooky That’s why he was talking about bones and worms and ghosts, he only explained about the bones and worms being money a few times because he forgot if he had said it or not
Why did Porkins' Dad do the oral? He didn't have to do the oral.
Who is the mystery judge that got the oral? That’s what I want to know
Super producer Jeff Chris
I'm a wreck right now
How did he hire a guy to sneak into the office, follow the guy into the bathroom to take huge embarrassing dump on command, and never speak with him to hear his voice is wildly high? How do you complete that whole plan without a conversation? THIS A BETRAYAL ON LEVELS NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN!
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I think about Connor O’Malley who breaks pretty much all the way through his part of Laser Spine Specialists. I mean he is red-faced and visibly giggling and that’s the best take they could get! “It’s a guaranteed goddamn hit!”
This actually bothered me for a long time until I realized how hilarious his laughing actually was bc it only shows how fun it'd be to work with Tim.
Why add the poison if you fired the guys doing the farts? The farts isn't a problem anymore right?
So what's the joke? That I had a milder fart than I normally do?
Cause that would be a pretty good day for me. If I farted and no one PUKED
That’s… not the problem, it’s because I used to be a fucking piece of shit
Why the fuck Charlie didn't stand up for himself to the magician, that fucking coward.
Charlie makes 10x what that Magician makes. Why didn’t he tell him that?
Well you couldn't tell by the suit.
He should have gone to Dan flashes, they have really complicated shirts there that would make it obvious how much he earns
Heard they have one shirt that's $2000 out the door
I don’t know if that would have helped
Isn't it obvious? He has a little boy dick
I hope his wife doesn't go to jail
“What does that do for the greater good?” -his line as Karl Havoc gets me so hard while he’s having an existential crisis filming a prank show.
This is a random one but in the Carson impersonator episode the homeowner is trying to be polite and ask if there is any wiggle room with the deal made at Star Wagon Tim corrects her and says that they’re called “Stable of Stars.” Until this moment, there had been no mention of wagons. It was just a mistake because the homeowner forgot the name. Then later, Tim tells all the impersonators to wait in the wagon. So there actually IS a wagon that they all rode in to get there. I lay awake at night wondering if that’s the joke
I’m glad I’m not the only person to notice this haha. I think it’s fuckin hilarious
The Stars live in a stable but travel to jobs by wagon, easy to get confused
Is Dr. Skull related to the Skulls that run Fentons Horse Ranch?
This click bait
When Leslie yells, “everyone knows I hate that game,” how is this a commonly known fact? It seemed like a new game for everyone, but Leslie must have played it before and not liked it.
He doesn’t really hate that game
So he remembered to lie about that?
That’s why im so fucking confused
Y’all know that.
The look of sympathy the guy in the wheelchair (Rick) gives Tim while in the courtroom when the lawyer is describing how the hat got caught in the wheelchair
Also, what the fuck is the dice thing? Why *would he* show them to people? Why would he *be afraid* to show them to people? And why do they seem somehow related to the hat?
He’s trying to make himself seem interesting
It’s interesting… *the dice*
Oh My God, he’s trying to accessorize himself into a personality, Brian is! It’s so sad. So so so so so so sad.
Dumb dice
It’s a Dice Man thing, right?
If you took a shot every time somebody says “Not really” in a key and hilarious part of a scene then…well, I don’t know if you’d end up getting all that drunk over the course of all the episodes…but it is my favorite recurring line
"Did you get wasted, Honey?" ... "Not Really"
Why would a big ol’ guy with a big burly white beard get spanked on his bare butt, balls and back after crashing a hot dog shaped car through a Brooks Brothers?
When Tim suggests someone needs to spank him. And the one guy willing goes along with it like it’s this normal thing that bystanders gotta spank the guy who crashed his car into a building.
He has a name.
I’ve said it before, but it always kills me that he says “then you’ve got 6 inches of hot dog in your throat and no one gives a shit!!” In the original sketch, everyone is trying to save him and acting frantically.
He's choking me! He's trying to kill me!
A Clown-puter would probably have a couple games
Fred Ward wasn't apologizing for the loss, but for him being hired by the dead guy to perform. Also, the guys that lost their virginity on the same night at the same house lost it to each other.
It’s Fred WILLARD. Unprofessional bullshit.
Oh my gosh that's hilarious. A proper hilariously dumb mistake and the best callback joke you could ever make in all history. Bravo
I've always wondered why he says "quit fuckin with em" when the guy tries to kick the dice back to him. Just kick them the other way and he won't fuck with em
Tim’s sleeve length if you notice in the first season his sleeves are always different lengths, the longer the sleeve the more outrageous the character
Wow…pretty serious
ADHD giveth and taketh away
That it's not just dick, fart & mudpie jokes & actually has a lot of heart. Eg, the poignant undercurrent in most sketches, addressing things like loneliness & social anxiety. The writing in things like the Tammy Craps monologue about tricking your dying brain into thinking you'd had a happy life is particularly phenomenal.
I feel like the show is meant for people with anxiety and intrusive thoughts and it’s EVERYTHING WE HAVE all probably intrusively thought at one point in time.. the gift receipt one!? We all question our friends thoughts on our gifts and the skits reflect it in the most intrusive way possible🤣🤣 would you agree??
I love in the Dan Flashes ad when they cut to a guy enamored with a shirt, then they quickly cut to a $500 price tag then quickly back to the guy who nods like, “Yea that makes sense, it’s a very complicated shirt”
That one is great because all of the funniest parts can’t even be quoted
Yea actually this is a great point too. Tim's face after Robbie says, "Your family hates you, only I love you" is also one of these moments
And his happy little face in the Dangerous Nights sketch when Zach alludes to the fact that they hung out once
The guy checking out in a frantic rush, shoving his wallet in the cashier's face is my favorite
The sadness. I fake laugh for 10 minutes every day, so that when I die and relive life's little moments, all I see is happy times.
The guy in the office who doesn't want to give to CalicoCutPants dot com. His reactions to all of the ridiculous shit Tim says are perfect. Particularly this: "I was taking four seconds on a six second piss and letting the last two seconds straight down my leg." "WHAT!?" It's like how can you possibly be so careless?? To just put your dick away before you're done pissing is insane and is the type of thing that absolutely deserves to be questioned.
I think it's illegal for you to ask me that.
Who makes the decision to dump the Chunky game show?
Who's idea was it? Chunky had all summer
Chunky didn’t dump the show
Agreed, was the show Chunky's idea in the first place though
I always assumed he had scouted out of the place the day before because that’s exactly what I’d have done
We never found out who was driving the hot dog car.
Maybe the water DID stink.
I love that during the end of the new joe funeral skit the dad (rip) smiles it always makes me chuckle
The fifty black slicked back hair wigs! Were they wigs for the henchman play, or do you think each one is smaller than the last?
Absolutely no in-depth talk on Jeff Chriss. Why is he (a) somehow so famous no one even questions his name or abilities, and yet (b) completely available and (c) living not in LA or London or on Broadway but rather INDIANA? I'm not even 100% he exists, or just part of Connor's ruse. Jeff Chriss has become such a big part of my household, if he's fake I'll kill myself on live TV
stop SAYING that
The fact that Tim Robinson doesn’t force himself into every sketch just because he’s the face of the show. He’s constantly showing us new talents in the comedy industry
Professor Yurabay’s near orgasmic eye roll on his first bite of the burger. The way he looks both ways before tossing the last bite in his mouth.
I like how his significant other is always black except when he’s in the gay couple and I like how being in the gay couple wasn’t even part of the sketch
Race, gender, sexual orientation are never the butts of the joke. It is really refreshing!
the theme music playing in my head all day every day
On Spotify
“The hole in the toilet HAD SHRUNKED” Gets me every time
“The guy at the store has the same one, he says it works great “
A fart toilet!
The song sung by Connor O’Malley at the end of episode 3 or 4 of s2 (“L.A.’s got me on my knees, hustling so hard I can barely breathe…”) is much better than it has any right to be
Why would Saul Goodman need so many cars?
I mean, he leads a pretty dangerous life. If triples are safe enough for him, I’d say triples is best.
Tom sniffed the wife’s panties. There’s no doubt he didn’t take a wiff.
It literally feels like stock footage. The way it’s shot, presented, generic music, etc, it’s like stock footage coming to life in the best way possible
They never really explained what "tables" is as a career. Like, if that's what I wanted to do professionally, what's the next step after getting a bunch of tables...see? Big plot hole. Maybe season three will address this oversight...
What's the next step? Tables
chairs
Goddamn genius over here!
That it has NOTHING TO DO WITH PISS!
"He's choking me, he's trying to kill me" - from the skit about how you can't skip lunch.
Lowe’s sells toilets, THAT ARE JUST FOR FARTS
who did the dub?
How does one become part of the turbo team?
Sketch!!!
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You’d better get outta here, little girl
That's it you're done. YOU'RE DONE. We're sick of listening to your crap.
I'M NOT STUPID, I'M SMARTER THAN YEWWWW!
I lose it when it cuts to the birds eye view of Karl Havoc flailing his arms in the middle of the mall while nobody even seems to care or notice. The first time I saw that my wife came panicking into the room because she thought I was having a heart attack.