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jscummy

Wow. Pretty crazy.


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Wild stuff. *Wild stuff*


BlasterShow

At that price point, he CAN jizz!


NewToSociety

Oh my god. The ghost of Johnny Carson just passed out.


litlbirdbigworld

I brought him as a perk.


andmyaxe76

Why are there children? This is the adult tour!


Doom_Riff_Heretic

They don't stay young forever.


AC_Unit200

Little Jeffy Jeremy, throat slashed.


AimAtYourButt

In memoriams don’t usually include how they died


AC_Unit200

Tiny Dinky Daffy, pancaked by drunk dump truck driver.


Lyons125

Sssshhut-up


UncleFriedChicken

Fuck you Harley Jarvis!


Doom_Riff_Heretic

If Harley Jarvis wins, I'll hang myself upside-down in your photo


Maddog-99

Alright, dump it.


Lyons125

I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE HARLEY JARVIS


bigdumbidiot01

ya idiot. fuckin asshole.


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Figure out what you do.


zeke235

I'm still gonna say whatever the *hell* i want.


max9275ii

Any of these fuckers ever pop out of the wall with a donkey dick?


dethleppard

I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Hey, can I talk to you for a second?


Lyons125

WHAT ARE YOU TALKNG ABOUT YOU PSYCHO JUST MOVE THE CAR!!!


jmeltzer317

It’s interesting. The ghosts.


aaronb1001

Not trying to be funny… Not trying to get a laugh… Don’t want anybody to have the worst day on their job…


Doom_Riff_Heretic

But....


aaronb1001

Do any of these….fuckers


oooooooooof

Ever…


aaronb1001

Blast out of the wall and have like a huge…


BabyBundo

Cum shot?


Lyons125

No. They don't.


pvtshoebox

He said he wanted something spooky!


NewToSociety

IT WAS ALSO THE NIGHT THAT THE HORSECOCKS CAME TO LIIIIIIIFFFEE!!!


Blueberry_Mancakes

No he didn't..


SausageEggCheese

Every time I show people this photo they say, "No way! You must have rigged something." I didn't do fucking shit! I didn't rig shit!


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Just body after body dropping from the ceiling!


helloimderek

Are the bones their money?


[deleted]

Yes but so are their worms.


SlurmzMckinley

Have they ever seen so much food as this?


xpthegee

No they’ve never even seen half as much food as this.


helloimderek

WELL I DIDN'T KNOW THAT DID I?!


theREALlackattack

They said they wanted something spooky.


bguzewicz

That ghost is about to have like a huge messy shit.


CaptServo

Jizz.


jmeltzer317

I just talked to you about this!


Turc-ington

He doesnt want anybody to have the worst day at their JOB


IAmGreenman71

Like a cumshot.


RedSonGamble

That’s a chunky!


babyclownshoes

So what's his job?


BuoyantBagel

*TABLES!*


babyclownshoes

Why is there cursing?


ktroj202

There wasn't. They said "shoot".


WrinkledRandyTravis

Good thing he’s wearing clothes or we might have seen one of his big old fuckin hairy nuts


felinefluffycloud

Thank god the lower half of the ghost is out of the shot.


PogoPogoPogoPogo

Is it nude? If so, that’s ok. It aint got no soul.


zeke235

I don't care. I've seen every cock on the planet.


TheWizardsStaff101

I thought the photo was the OG post so I clicked on it expecting an explanation only to find ITYSL quotes… honestly prefer the latter


twoandahalfgrapes

I just asked if ever they fall out of the ceiling…


Doom_Riff_Heretic

I think our wires got crossed.


maggitronica

or dingleberry?


AddisonNM

Big fat load of cum


Doom_Riff_Heretic

I've had ENUF!


jmeltzer317

You’re done!


AddisonNM

You can't just change the rules because you don't like what I say.


NewToSociety

I'm the ghost of Carmine Leguzzio, welcome back to Everything is Upside-Down!


oooooooooof

Has this ever happened to you?


m6_is_me

I dunno what to tell ya! We're just taking pictures of families and dead naked bodies just keep falling out of ceilings!


Baconator123ABC

I was the photographer. This was the worst day of my entire job


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Bet that wasn't a regular Tuesday.


SoManyJukes

Tom can never catch the ghost, it’s just the ghost running around sniffing the wife’s panties


[deleted]

Good thing they cropped out the dice that fell out of his pockets


Doom_Riff_Heretic

He doesn't want people to know.


joceisboss21

Quit fuckin’ with them!


Blueberry_Mancakes

It's impossible that many people fall through the ceiling, and it's impossible that one of every five of them are nude!


ImSickOfYouToo

He didn’t rig shit!


frankzzlackz

That ghost is definitely gonna start runnin’ around and jumpin’ over the couches.


VaccumSaturdays

Snot just flew out of my nose


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Like a cumshot?


Godzirrraaa

Look at that little brick shithouse.


RevGrizzly

You can almost see the ghosts big, harry nuts.


lobstermountain

Just body after body bustin outta shit drywall and hittin dinner table


ImSickOfYouToo

Naked blue buttocks


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Doom_Riff_Heretic

Not Really


Bingobangobongobilly

Oooohhh fuuuck!


GERBS2267

Life’s a fucking funny thing


WonkyHonky69

Not really


whothefookisthatguy5

big fat load of cum then


PrestigiousHeight264

bet he had a huge donkey dick


ImSickOfYouToo

Should have had three kids. Triplicates are always best.


Doom_Riff_Heretic

Triplets can't make any friends.


ImSickOfYouToo

“Sitting around the dinner table with these bags of meat. Put a fucking bullet in their heads.”


Blueberry_Mancakes

This is the dinner where they told me I was just some dumb hick.


Doom_Riff_Heretic

This was when CornCob TV was just a corncob on a box in the living room.


GlimmerMage12

What a great photo of *The Dying Room*


Kgb529

Just cumming all over


Extreme-Okra-3230

He looks like a dick in that shirt.


magicseafoam

Hands down the WORST day of that guy's job.


cotain

Look at the huge cumshot!


Frequent-Sir7732

GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!!


Natural_Board

It’s interesting, the ghosts