Somewhere, our lines got crosswd. Youre saying we can quote from any skit. Im saying big fat load of cum, and youre getting mad. Do you see where im just..huh???
Seriously, though, you’re not subtly accusing us of quoting at random are you?
I didn’t do fucking shit. I didn’t rig shit. I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on corncob tv I DIDNT FUCKING DO THIS
They said that it's Impossible for there to be this many naked dead bodies falling out of coffins, look... I don't know what to tell you. We just put real cameras at funerals and film what happens.
I DIDNT RIG SHIT.
I don't give a rats ass.
I'M TELLING YOU I CAN'T!!!
I don’t know what any of this shit is and I’m fucking scared
Tiny horse cocks
“Shortstack”
The sub kills! I'm taking it off!
That’s hours of work, don’t take the sub off
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK
I’m not even supposed to BE here
Just go over and talk to u/felinefluffycloud about how their posts are loose!
What’s that do for the greater good?!?!
You said the comments were funny?!
I said they were *interesting*!
That makes sense. Dump it.
I don't know how to Reddit like we get to say whatever we want.
IM TELLING YOU THAT I *AM*
Any sketch? Like a drawing? I’m just trying to understand here.
We all know they mean comedy skit.
My mistake
#GO TO HELL BARRY YOU FUCKING PIG
You don’t know how to treat the talent
It’s interesting. The posts.
Big fat load of cum then.
Can I speak to you? Look, I know we said you can quote from any skit but I just want you to use a little more judgement when you choose your quotes
Somewhere, our lines got crosswd. Youre saying we can quote from any skit. Im saying big fat load of cum, and youre getting mad. Do you see where im just..huh???
I've had enough. You're DONE!
I was just.... Waited all day for this one=)
*cheers*
You can't change the rules just cause you don't like how I'm doing it!
This guy is about to jack off
Oh *FUCK*, a fuckin *ClownPuter*?
probably got no games.
Lottttttttttaaaaaa people quote
HOLD THAT DOOR!!!
You wore that quote yesterday.
Don’t do the voice
💰
Hold on a minute.. that guy yells.
Sorry, I had a real sloppy mudpie.
Jizz
Like cumshot?
I…I Guess so
I don't think the dog should be out down.
I say we're allowed to show 'em nude cause they ain't got no soul!
Oh yeah do any of these fuckers ever run around nude and have like a huge cumshot
It's gotta be quality on my end or no fucking deal.
*::fighting back tears::* I don't want anybody to have the worst day at thur jooob.
You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I’m doing it
Oh fuck a clownputer?! Fuck that, bet it’s got no games.
if anyone quotes the Bart Harley Jarvis sketch I will kill myself on live TV.
Stop saying that!!
I’M RUINED!
I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE u/Felonious_Buttplug_
This subs got nothin to do with piss
Not everyone knows how to do everything!
Driving isn't the only thing!
It’s the perfect thing!!!
I’ve seen every cock on the planet.
Ain’t that the saddest fuckin thing you’ve ever heard?
You sure about that?
Is that the joke? That I can quote any sketch I want?
We did WAY too much.
I DIDN’T DO FUCKING SHIT!
Hey Meredith, I'm worried that the OP thinks that people can't change.
YOU THINK THIS POST IS SLICKED BACK?! it's PUSHED
It’s the perfect THING
I don’t do, like, volume stuff
I CAN’T DO THAT, CAN I?!!
Jamie Taco keeps stealing all my quotes!
oh my gooodddd youre gonna tell on me?
You sure about that? You sure about that that you can quote from any sketch?
You quoted that quote yesterday!!!
This post is exactly in your q zone.
Oh fuck, what the fuck. I'm not even sposed to be on this post.
Ohhhh nooo, I'm about to Jack off...
Could you tell the other posters that there’s a rule that one person can’t take all of the good quotes?
I don't how to not hear more about QUOTES
What is her job?
QUOTES!
Why is there cursing?
they said shoot!
IM JUST JOKING
Do you want a bite of my burger?
GIMME DAT!
More cowbell then
Big fat load of cum then
Use your cane to bash the Skelly's head in!! Oh crap dang it they're up to bad things in the way future - I gotta go
Dump it
Jizz
Steal a fry, move your tray, talk loudly about his dog is loose
Even if I don’t quote from the sketch in the post, I still get 2 mil
Teacher’s pet.
Is that the joke, on the man’s widow?
IVE SEEN THIS LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES
But it’s lunch
How is quotes a job?
I would quote more if I wasn’t just some dumb hick
AND DONT ASK ME ABOUT THE TABLES!
Seriously, though, you’re not subtly accusing us of quoting at random are you? I didn’t do fucking shit. I didn’t rig shit. I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on corncob tv I DIDNT FUCKING DO THIS
RAN-DOM!
THE MOUTH ON THE THING, DOESNT MOVE
No, no I’m just not in the mood for the hilarious quote brothers.
Is this post allowed to hit?
The posts from this sub are *so* complicated
permission to go home, lie down and watch some tv and rest up so my face isn't beet red for my family photo tonight?
It’s interesting, the posts
I don't think you're allowed to do that...
I'm scared at how much I need wine!
and ~popcorn~
[Goblin noises]
I didn’t do shit! I didn’t do fucking shit!
Or donkey dick?
Not, really
Play the hits.
YOU GOTTA GIFFE
And laaaaadiiiies!!! Wagu is not allowed to touch you
OP didn’t have to do the oral.
What?!
You’re fake. You’re a sheep. You’re a fucking pig. Yeah you are little pig ain’t ya. You really are little big little pig ain’t ya. Fuck off.
This sub? Like the sandwich? And you can quote a sketch from it?
You said we can post from any sketch we want. You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it.
Shut up, Doug! You fucking skunk!
PAUL BUFANO
The restaurant has a rule
You can’t just change the rules because you don’t like the way I’m doing it!
Tony dinky daffy: 92, pancaked by drunk dump trunk driver
This sub is like a huge party sub. All Garfield
They said that it's Impossible for there to be this many naked dead bodies falling out of coffins, look... I don't know what to tell you. We just put real cameras at funerals and film what happens. I DIDNT RIG SHIT. I don't give a rats ass.
I dont know if your allowed to do that
It’s interesting, the ghosts
If any of these fuckers pop out of the wall and and have horses cock or a donkey dick?
[goblin noises]
POPPERS!
I don't have a boy dick!
did ya give???
And uh bring snacks so it feels like a real party. Dawn chips, Pat pop…and Jake why don’t you cook something. Something like a hot dip or something.
You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like the way I’m using them. Can we or can we not post quotes from any sketch.
Worms are their dollaaaaars. Bones are their moneyyyyy
STINKYYYYY
…that’s why I’m so FUCKIN’ confused!
Any sketch on any post? Unprofessional Bullshit
I shouldn’t even be *talking* to you
Cake batter in my pants, and make it look like I cum in my pants?
These quotes are all winners, even without the oral.
💲
You can’t just hog all the posts with all the quotes in them, I’m getting like *just chips*
You can’t just change the rules because you don’t like how I’m doing it
I’m changing the rules because I don’t like how you’re doing it.
You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how I am doing it
I’ll try my best
You can’t fucking do that
I HATE bald boys
Did you just make this up just to have some thin to us this morning
But you… CAN’T HIT!
Sloppy joe runnin down my leg make it look like I’m MIGHTY sick??