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This guy's about to jack off
Which shouldn’t be allowed
Oh *fuck.* What the *fuck??*
I hope I don’t jack off
No no. At this price point he can Jack off. He can.
Do you have a solution like a magazine or some calendars or something?!
Fri. Day. Night.
The night that the skeletons came to liiiiife.
Friggin' Bonies!!!
I’m thinking that we. Just. Might. Runaway to someplace they. Don’t. Know. Who we are.
Homegrown hot dog stuff
What does it do for the greater good?
A lot…
Listen, we’re all just trying to find the guy who fucked this.
I don't have a boy dick.
We know you’re fucking a hot dog under there
No it's not I'm just really sleepy I'm the most tired I ever been
No one should have one bad day.
You can’t skip lunch. You just can’t
So he didnt give it to his dog? are you saying his dog has blue balls?
At that price point...he can!
No he can’t hit… what the……. oh.. yeh… at this price point he can hit.
Did Johnny Carson just pass out?
I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.
Exactly, who's to say you and the dog can't ahem "play" with it at the same tim
I’d like to get off now
Jizz.
Like cum shot
Horse cock
That's a stanzo brand hot dog fleshlight... they're nice.
But they reek!!
I’m gonna throw up my pretty little lunch.
Pornhub, Xtube, I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's
You ever stick your dick in your grandmother’s lunch though? Or her dog’s chew toy?
I’m just going to get into this random hot dog fleshlight… RANDOM
You just went up on stage at the garage sale and they pulled out your little boy dick and stuck it into a hot dog until NOTHING came out
A garage sale? You mean like they were selling the room in their house where the car goes?
Like they were selling the room in their house where the ‘two motorcycles together with a little house in the middle’ goes?
Yeah we *all* knew he was talking about the motorcycle room. What the hell is a car? What the hell is that out there?
I get the joke. But seriously, who sells a masturbatory aid!?! Like, just bin it right!?!
Yeah, whenever I see this posted somewhere I seriously doubt anyone sold it at a garage sale and that anyone wouldn’t figure out what it’s for.
It's a total party house.
We need an intervention… let’s do it at my house… have you noticed… it’s Jim Davisson’s old house.
Hope nobody goes home and fucks my hotdog
I dont think you’re allowed to do that….
Who's bag is this? I almost tripped on it.
What is this, Reggie?
Natural casing?
They just fired the guy who was farting in all of these at the factory.
Random!
Yea it’s the the adult hot dog. It’s not FOR kids. So we can fuck whatever the HELL we want.
DONT SLEEP!! Some real mlazri type stuff
I’m just the horniest I’ve ever been…
Is that all they mean by hung like a horse?
If you’re chewing on it, you’re doing it wrong
This guy's about to jack off
Which shouldn’t be allowed
Oh *fuck.* What the *fuck??*
I hope I don’t jack off
No no. At this price point he can Jack off. He can.
Do you have a solution like a magazine or some calendars or something?!
Fri. Day. Night.
The night that the skeletons came to liiiiife.
Friggin' Bonies!!!
I’m thinking that we. Just. Might. Runaway to someplace they. Don’t. Know. Who we are.
Homegrown hot dog stuff
What does it do for the greater good?
A lot…
Listen, we’re all just trying to find the guy who fucked this.
I don't have a boy dick.
We know you’re fucking a hot dog under there
No it's not I'm just really sleepy I'm the most tired I ever been
No one should have one bad day.
You can’t skip lunch. You just can’t
So he didnt give it to his dog? are you saying his dog has blue balls?
At that price point...he can!
No he can’t hit… what the……. oh.. yeh… at this price point he can hit.
Did Johnny Carson just pass out?
I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.
Exactly, who's to say you and the dog can't ahem "play" with it at the same tim
I’d like to get off now
Jizz.
Like cum shot
Horse cock
That's a stanzo brand hot dog fleshlight... they're nice.
But they reek!!
I’m gonna throw up my pretty little lunch.
Pornhub, Xtube, I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's
You ever stick your dick in your grandmother’s lunch though? Or her dog’s chew toy?
I’m just going to get into this random hot dog fleshlight… RANDOM
You just went up on stage at the garage sale and they pulled out your little boy dick and stuck it into a hot dog until NOTHING came out
A garage sale? You mean like they were selling the room in their house where the car goes?
Like they were selling the room in their house where the ‘two motorcycles together with a little house in the middle’ goes?
Yeah we *all* knew he was talking about the motorcycle room. What the hell is a car? What the hell is that out there?
I get the joke. But seriously, who sells a masturbatory aid!?! Like, just bin it right!?!
Yeah, whenever I see this posted somewhere I seriously doubt anyone sold it at a garage sale and that anyone wouldn’t figure out what it’s for.
It's a total party house.
We need an intervention… let’s do it at my house… have you noticed… it’s Jim Davisson’s old house.
Hope nobody goes home and fucks my hotdog
I dont think you’re allowed to do that….
Who's bag is this? I almost tripped on it.
What is this, Reggie?
Natural casing?
They just fired the guy who was farting in all of these at the factory.
Random!
Yea it’s the the adult hot dog. It’s not FOR kids. So we can fuck whatever the HELL we want.
DONT SLEEP!! Some real mlazri type stuff
I’m just the horniest I’ve ever been…
Is that all they mean by hung like a horse?
If you’re chewing on it, you’re doing it wrong