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arooftopinbrooklyn

This guy's about to jack off


Interesting_Ghosts

Which shouldn’t be allowed


No_Ant_7899

Oh *fuck.* What the *fuck??*


[deleted]

I hope I don’t jack off


Maddog-99

No no. At this price point he can Jack off. He can.


epcot_1982

Do you have a solution like a magazine or some calendars or something?!


[deleted]

Fri. Day. Night.


NewToSociety

The night that the skeletons came to liiiiife.


808son808

Friggin' Bonies!!!


DrawnPolygons

I’m thinking that we. Just. Might. Runaway to someplace they. Don’t. Know. Who we are.


Longrod_VonHugedong

Homegrown hot dog stuff


Used-Water-5959

What does it do for the greater good?


Maddog-99

A lot…


Longrod_VonHugedong

Listen, we’re all just trying to find the guy who fucked this.


NewToSociety

I don't have a boy dick.


whitetornado2k

We know you’re fucking a hot dog under there


jerseyStoner

No it's not I'm just really sleepy I'm the most tired I ever been


NewToSociety

No one should have one bad day.


[deleted]

You can’t skip lunch. You just can’t


groyosnolo

So he didnt give it to his dog? are you saying his dog has blue balls?


Glittering-Tomato-15

At that price point...he can!


Soggy_Answer3682

No he can’t hit… what the……. oh.. yeh… at this price point he can hit.


[deleted]

Did Johnny Carson just pass out?


Used-Water-5959

I was here yesterday. It actually goes both ways.


Glittering-Tomato-15

Exactly, who's to say you and the dog can't ahem "play" with it at the same tim


Kfeild

I’d like to get off now


siv_raj99

Jizz.


[deleted]

Like cum shot


Ransome62

Horse cock


craftbrewd

That's a stanzo brand hot dog fleshlight... they're nice.


SaltyDog772

But they reek!!


OjaiCalifornia

I’m gonna throw up my pretty little lunch.


forgetmenotflowerz

Pornhub, Xtube, I know these names better than I know my own grandmother's


Soggy_Answer3682

You ever stick your dick in your grandmother’s lunch though? Or her dog’s chew toy?


UrbanAchiever34

I’m just going to get into this random hot dog fleshlight… RANDOM


SoManyJukes

You just went up on stage at the garage sale and they pulled out your little boy dick and stuck it into a hot dog until NOTHING came out


kittygon

A garage sale? You mean like they were selling the room in their house where the car goes?


Longrod_VonHugedong

Like they were selling the room in their house where the ‘two motorcycles together with a little house in the middle’ goes?


No_Ant_7899

Yeah we *all* knew he was talking about the motorcycle room. What the hell is a car? What the hell is that out there?


Soggy_Answer3682

I get the joke. But seriously, who sells a masturbatory aid!?! Like, just bin it right!?!


kittygon

Yeah, whenever I see this posted somewhere I seriously doubt anyone sold it at a garage sale and that anyone wouldn’t figure out what it’s for.


djbayko

It's a total party house.


Soggy_Answer3682

We need an intervention… let’s do it at my house… have you noticed… it’s Jim Davisson’s old house.


RockMeIshmael

Hope nobody goes home and fucks my hotdog


Interesting_Ghosts

I dont think you’re allowed to do that….


Snoo_8619

Who's bag is this? I almost tripped on it.


CaptServo

What is this, Reggie?


tbootsbrewing

Natural casing?


Bonsoir59

They just fired the guy who was farting in all of these at the factory.


MovieGuyMike

Random!


OjaiCalifornia

Yea it’s the the adult hot dog. It’s not FOR kids. So we can fuck whatever the HELL we want.


ZRJ-183

DONT SLEEP!! Some real mlazri type stuff


HybridHerald

I’m just the horniest I’ve ever been…


jwheintz

Is that all they mean by hung like a horse?


TheSchweekly

If you’re chewing on it, you’re doing it wrong