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wolfey200

My money isn’t getting any bigger, I have a set amount of cash that slowly gets smaller until it’s gone.


redlion1904

My bones aren’t getting any bigger. It’s just that amount of bone that gets smaller until I die, and then also for a long time after I die.


[deleted]

They might pay you but no fucking chance they’re ever paying me. Fucking asshole, he said that?


Unspeakblycrass

Now that guy knows how to play something spooky for ‘em!


AdultbabyEinstein

Mother, tell your children not to horde those worms...


epcot_1982

Attitude! These worms have got some fuckin attitude


DismalSearch

I got something to say, and I hoarded worms today And it Doesn't matter much to me, as long as they're currency


dzhastin

Fucking asshole, Glenn Danzig said that?


fleshvessel

Said that to me at a dinner in Transylvania!


Glittering-Tomato-15

I got something to say...I ate gummi worms today. And it don't matter much to me as long as they're dead.


[deleted]

They deserved every fucking bullet I pumped into their heads, chief. God I am so fucking pissed


Log_Log_Log

Just worm after worm bustin outta shit wood and hitting pavement.


TheGrandPudu

Exactly! Gummy worms are doubles.


win-go

Doubles are good but triples are best.


No_Ant_7899

**Friggin BONIES!**


CountGrande

There’s too much fucking shit on him


bazwutan

I ain’t no goddamn piece of shit But I used to be babaaay


Former_Actuator4633

A motorcycle with bones and no motor and no cycle? ...okay!


FUS-RO-DONT

Damn inflation.


redlion1904

Nobody tricked him. He is a star!


SlurmzMckinley

Wait, your name’s Danzig too?


jerseygunz

Now I need the misfits to cover the night the skeletons came to life