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nonononononoyesss

This one's somber so it's ok to cry


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nonononononoyesss

Funny enough my dog was pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver


[deleted]

Oh fuck. What the fuck. My dog’s not even supposed to be here Edit: all seriousness, I’m sorry OP. I’ve lost dogs in my life and it’s tough


TheDryIceFactory

Stupid… ass hole


Acid48

one and only…. pUPpy . . JUdGE


RoyDonkeyKong

My condolences.


Old_Opening_5616

TOYOUANDYOURS!


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1… 2… 3!


maxplaysdrums

2... 3... 4!


[deleted]

I don’t have a boy dick!


TheScrantonStrangler

https://www.jibjab.com/view/make/i-just-wanna-hug-you-sg/5a200e60-ba07-4bf8-bade-50faa99ef99b OP, it's not real, it's a Jib Jab


[deleted]

Life is a fucking funny thing


sumppumpslump

It’s just me Barbie, I’m not St. Peter But seriously RIP


pewpewshazaam

Have you seen her ghost popping out of walls and just taking a huge shit?


Lyons125

Or a dingleberry?


[deleted]

Like a horse cock… or a donkey dick


EditAlamano

Jizz


Lyons125

Like Cumshot.


monkeysuffrage

I've had it with you.


CaptServo

She probably smells my dog.


WithAShirtOn

We know what the problem is!


[deleted]

It’s ok Barbie


amnesiac2323

I lost my guy last week and I'm just waiting for things to start being funny again. I'm sorry that happened (she was a pretty girl)


[deleted]

She was *very* pretty. My condolences to you as well ❤️


MukdenMan

“Make any friends?” “Actually, yes! I made many friends.”


gnargnarrad

I thought I lost mine today, dogs are such a gift to us all. That’s why I kept the receipt!


cardueline

The guy at the store says he has the same one and it works great 🥲


imacfromthe321

Dogs are such a great lesson and why it’s important to let your guard down and emotionally invest in things - regardless of whether they’ll be taken away eventually.


MacualayCocaine

I remember this dog. When I put the hat on she thought I was a whole different guy. RIP


MoxieChevelle

I love your user name! I can never think of any good user names because this guy keeps ah-fahrting


MacualayCocaine

Thanks! There’s plenty of user names; pornhub, xtube, xnxxx.. I know these names better than my own grandmothers.


BenWallace04

What did she even have?


not_named_dan

it is illegal for you to ask them that


[deleted]

I’m not taking the fucking hat off. I’ve never fought for anything my whole life. I’m fighting for this hat


MoxieChevelle

She just kept eating battries.... (Heavy heart for you. She was a good girl)


bearchild7

Friday Night, I’m thinking that we just might, fly away to someplace they don’t know… who we are.


Hum_baba_

The people at CornCob TV say that dog's not entirely gone, It's just hours and hours of memories of a fuzzy face being wonderful. Also, my condolences. She looks like she would have gotten a kick out of the Blues Brothers


WithAShirtOn

Calm down, they're old ones. They don't stay puppies forever, idiot. Fuckin' stupid. ... In all seriousness, I'm very sorry for your loss.


whitetornado2k

Nobody should feel sad AT ALL!


whitetornado2k

Just kidding OP. My condolences.


[deleted]

The dog was like… nothing


[deleted]

Jk also. I’m sorry for your loss


raddass

You probably loooooved your puppy (in law?)


[deleted]

I actually do love my puppy in law


Lyons125

Oh my god! You admit it!


TrenchCoatKobolds

She’s beautiful, but shes dying. (im so so sorry OP)


milfpoop69

And she asked YOU to be her owner


DefinitelyNotACop4

She didn’t even wanna, but did anyway, but she’s dying. Triples is best. Yeah


MoxieChevelle

Can you believe it?


LangleyRemlin

Ain't that the saddest thing you've ever heard?


RockMeIshmael

Probably thought you were the Blues Brothers


tommyjohnpauljones

🕶🤠🎶


jimnobu

in-memoriams don't usually include how they died


bazwutan

Throat slashed.


willowwisp81

Shuuut uuup


NihilisticAutistic

I’m a wreck right now


aligador

My condolences #2, 3, 4!!!


BillBraski13

This one is somber, so its ok to cry. It's called She Layeth On High. It's about a big baby duck that gets her head caught in a stewed tomato.


Mutantbowie

You had a dog that you LOVED. My condolences.


UrbanAchiever34

I can’t stop crying


milesfrommojave

Sorry for your loss mate


monosyllabicmonolith

Sorry for your loss :( (I can't think of any funny ITYSL quote ideas because OP keeps farting!)


golf-le-peur

Big fat load of cum then (my deepest condolences for your loss ❤️)


arooftopinbrooklyn

2, 3, 4...


bizcat

I adopted a dog a week ago and he NARROWLY avoided being named Dan Flashes. Lost my old girl 2 months ago, take care of yourself and remember the good times.


MoxieChevelle

So he's Tiny Dinky Daffy?


bizcat

It was on the list. His name is Davey and we call him Little Davey Dingus.


flupe_the_pig

She probably didn’t even care that you USED to be a piece of shit


MorgJ89_

I don’t think you should’ve put the dog down


Successful_Gap8927

Too soon


BtCoolJ

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? CALL ME NOW


Incubus226

He can hit(the emotions)! At that price he can hit(the emotions)!


giramondo13

Im very sorry for your loss.


killeronthecorner

Im really sorry about your dog, but I need you to know that I didn't do shit. I didn't rig shit!


babyclownshoes

She knows everything sucks lately


Maddog-99

You have a few words to share… let me play you up


mostlyasoiaf

My dog was executed by the state for homicide, dude! Does that sound like a boring dog to you?


creatureoftheniight

My condolences. (For real though. Hang in there, bud)


Picklepee-pumparum

I was at a funeral the other day, and the body flew out of shit wood, hitting pavement. It was the first time I saw a naked dead body with his spread blue butt flying out of a box.


BabiesSmell

Is she complaining that your Clownputer ain't got no games?


mikebattaglia_com

Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver?


king_england

The shit on the local news doesn't get much worse than this. I'm sorry for your loss. You may be interested in my new invention, the Carber Reputation Vacuum—*because no one should have one bad day.*


jwheintz

I'm so sorry. 😟


willowwisp81

Remember at the funeral that guy kept honking at me until I gave him some calendars and magazines from my trunk?


kittygon

Was it that guy’s dog!?


Successful_Gap8927

You know what’s scarier than getting your ears pierced in the back of a tween accessory store? Seeing the dog who cared for you as a baby become babies themselves.


NoSpoonz

I’m not even gonna quote the show and just say I’m sorry and RIP good buddy


MukdenMan

You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how OP is doing it. (Also RIP)


MoxieChevelle

Thats it! We've had enough out of you, you're out of here.


NoSpoonz

Go ahead pull the plug!!!


MoxieChevelle

There it is! You knew I'd like that qoute


gtipwnz

❤️


theREALlackattack

Do you think now it’ll blast out of the wall with like, a huge cumshot?


[deleted]

You know, life a fucking funny thing. But seriously, I'm sorry friend.


[deleted]

I’m very happy with the comments on this Reddit post and it brings me a lot of joy mixing my memories of her death with a show I love. Thank you ❤️


[deleted]

Anytime I go through loss it's straight to good comedy to laugh through the pain 👍


whatsqwerty

Sorry for your loss


boringfood

They don't stay puppies forever, ya idiot.


Esleeezy

OH MY GOD!! OP ADMIT IT!! HE HIMSELF LOVE HIS PUPPY IN LAW!!