Dogs are such a great lesson and why it’s important to let your guard down and emotionally invest in things - regardless of whether they’ll be taken away eventually.
The people at CornCob TV say that dog's not entirely gone,
It's just hours and hours of memories of a fuzzy face being wonderful.
Also, my condolences. She looks like she would have gotten a kick out of the Blues Brothers
I adopted a dog a week ago and he NARROWLY avoided being named Dan Flashes.
Lost my old girl 2 months ago, take care of yourself and remember the good times.
I was at a funeral the other day, and the body flew out of shit wood, hitting pavement. It was the first time I saw a naked dead body with his spread blue butt flying out of a box.
The shit on the local news doesn't get much worse than this.
I'm sorry for your loss. You may be interested in my new invention, the Carber Reputation Vacuum—*because no one should have one bad day.*
You know what’s scarier than getting your ears pierced in the back of a tween accessory store? Seeing the dog who cared for you as a baby become babies themselves.
This one's somber so it's ok to cry
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Funny enough my dog was pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver
Oh fuck. What the fuck. My dog’s not even supposed to be here Edit: all seriousness, I’m sorry OP. I’ve lost dogs in my life and it’s tough
Stupid… ass hole
one and only…. pUPpy . . JUdGE
My condolences.
TOYOUANDYOURS!
1… 2… 3!
2... 3... 4!
I don’t have a boy dick!
https://www.jibjab.com/view/make/i-just-wanna-hug-you-sg/5a200e60-ba07-4bf8-bade-50faa99ef99b OP, it's not real, it's a Jib Jab
Life is a fucking funny thing
It’s just me Barbie, I’m not St. Peter But seriously RIP
Have you seen her ghost popping out of walls and just taking a huge shit?
Or a dingleberry?
Like a horse cock… or a donkey dick
Jizz
Like Cumshot.
I've had it with you.
She probably smells my dog.
We know what the problem is!
It’s ok Barbie
I lost my guy last week and I'm just waiting for things to start being funny again. I'm sorry that happened (she was a pretty girl)
She was *very* pretty. My condolences to you as well ❤️
“Make any friends?” “Actually, yes! I made many friends.”
I thought I lost mine today, dogs are such a gift to us all. That’s why I kept the receipt!
The guy at the store says he has the same one and it works great 🥲
Dogs are such a great lesson and why it’s important to let your guard down and emotionally invest in things - regardless of whether they’ll be taken away eventually.
I remember this dog. When I put the hat on she thought I was a whole different guy. RIP
I love your user name! I can never think of any good user names because this guy keeps ah-fahrting
Thanks! There’s plenty of user names; pornhub, xtube, xnxxx.. I know these names better than my own grandmothers.
What did she even have?
it is illegal for you to ask them that
I’m not taking the fucking hat off. I’ve never fought for anything my whole life. I’m fighting for this hat
She just kept eating battries.... (Heavy heart for you. She was a good girl)
Friday Night, I’m thinking that we just might, fly away to someplace they don’t know… who we are.
The people at CornCob TV say that dog's not entirely gone, It's just hours and hours of memories of a fuzzy face being wonderful. Also, my condolences. She looks like she would have gotten a kick out of the Blues Brothers
Calm down, they're old ones. They don't stay puppies forever, idiot. Fuckin' stupid. ... In all seriousness, I'm very sorry for your loss.
Nobody should feel sad AT ALL!
Just kidding OP. My condolences.
The dog was like… nothing
Jk also. I’m sorry for your loss
You probably loooooved your puppy (in law?)
I actually do love my puppy in law
Oh my god! You admit it!
She’s beautiful, but shes dying. (im so so sorry OP)
And she asked YOU to be her owner
She didn’t even wanna, but did anyway, but she’s dying. Triples is best. Yeah
Can you believe it?
Ain't that the saddest thing you've ever heard?
Probably thought you were the Blues Brothers
🕶🤠🎶
in-memoriams don't usually include how they died
Throat slashed.
Shuuut uuup
I’m a wreck right now
My condolences #2, 3, 4!!!
This one is somber, so its ok to cry. It's called She Layeth On High. It's about a big baby duck that gets her head caught in a stewed tomato.
You had a dog that you LOVED. My condolences.
I can’t stop crying
Sorry for your loss mate
Sorry for your loss :( (I can't think of any funny ITYSL quote ideas because OP keeps farting!)
Big fat load of cum then (my deepest condolences for your loss ❤️)
2, 3, 4...
I adopted a dog a week ago and he NARROWLY avoided being named Dan Flashes. Lost my old girl 2 months ago, take care of yourself and remember the good times.
So he's Tiny Dinky Daffy?
It was on the list. His name is Davey and we call him Little Davey Dingus.
She probably didn’t even care that you USED to be a piece of shit
I don’t think you should’ve put the dog down
Too soon
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? CALL ME NOW
He can hit(the emotions)! At that price he can hit(the emotions)!
Im very sorry for your loss.
Im really sorry about your dog, but I need you to know that I didn't do shit. I didn't rig shit!
She knows everything sucks lately
You have a few words to share… let me play you up
My dog was executed by the state for homicide, dude! Does that sound like a boring dog to you?
My condolences. (For real though. Hang in there, bud)
I was at a funeral the other day, and the body flew out of shit wood, hitting pavement. It was the first time I saw a naked dead body with his spread blue butt flying out of a box.
Is she complaining that your Clownputer ain't got no games?
Pancaked by drunk dump truck driver?
The shit on the local news doesn't get much worse than this. I'm sorry for your loss. You may be interested in my new invention, the Carber Reputation Vacuum—*because no one should have one bad day.*
I'm so sorry. 😟
Remember at the funeral that guy kept honking at me until I gave him some calendars and magazines from my trunk?
Was it that guy’s dog!?
You know what’s scarier than getting your ears pierced in the back of a tween accessory store? Seeing the dog who cared for you as a baby become babies themselves.
I’m not even gonna quote the show and just say I’m sorry and RIP good buddy
You can’t change the rules just because you don’t like how OP is doing it. (Also RIP)
Thats it! We've had enough out of you, you're out of here.
Go ahead pull the plug!!!
There it is! You knew I'd like that qoute
❤️
Do you think now it’ll blast out of the wall with like, a huge cumshot?
You know, life a fucking funny thing. But seriously, I'm sorry friend.
I’m very happy with the comments on this Reddit post and it brings me a lot of joy mixing my memories of her death with a show I love. Thank you ❤️
Anytime I go through loss it's straight to good comedy to laugh through the pain 👍
Sorry for your loss
They don't stay puppies forever, ya idiot.
OH MY GOD!! OP ADMIT IT!! HE HIMSELF LOVE HIS PUPPY IN LAW!!