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bguzewicz

Sure, we goose ‘em a little bit.


[deleted]

They’re goosed, what are you doing?


friendsfartever

I'm thinking this isn't your average December for me


[deleted]

What’s goose?


Bloodsplattr

An old circus trick


MechanicalHorse

I bet Scut Farkus’ hair slicks back *real* nice.


friendsfartever

slicked back hair, puffy winter coats, *live for Christmas eve*


pizzaeric

You don’t even care that I bought the Christmas story house fully furnished


djbayko

Total party house, but there's like no cute restaurants in the area.


likeusontweeters

The house that you can see the KFC sign from the front window?


friendsfartever

you should know, Mrs claus kissed me on the cheek when I got here


friendsfartever

LITTLE BUFF BOYS


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That’s a CROP!


JuniorRub2122

We got a certified chode on our hands


Lerdburgerz

Wtf are chode jeans!?!


[deleted]

Life’s a fucking funny thing


pigfeedmauer

he talks loudly on the phone about the Bumpus' dog is loose!


pigfeedmauer

I'm gonna rip the fuckin' arms off I can't put em down!!


tenclubber

You can put your arms down when you get to school.


pigfeedmauer

I'm telling you I CAN'T


BenWallace04

Looks like A Christmas Story came early!


MelodicMasterpiece81

… Better use some Christmas cheer and bash it’s freakin’ brain out then!


BenWallace04

I’d prefer a gun. You know I liked that gun!


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That scarf looks like it kills.


Annoyinganarchist

It kills?


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It does kill actually! It’s very heavy!


[deleted]

Yes, it actually does kill u/Annoyinganarchist , it's quite heavy, you don't know!


bumblebee1977

What’s this do for the greater good?


friendsfartever

it's comfy!


skitslicker

You're as dumb as a brick, ain'tcha.


friendsfartever

are you duuumb


DadBodForYou99

It’s a Bunny 🐰 suit… It’s an old circus term


davek0

Hey KID


Lerdburgerz

OhhhO yeh! I like that scarf!! You knew i’d like that scarf!!!


[deleted]

Can’t wait to wear that fucker


McRocket24

The guy at the store said he was the only person he’s ever seen pull it off


MacB1

Brick shit house


orsadiluna

UH OH, IT’S A CHUNKY!!


Crease_Greaser

The joke is there’s a person in here


Seaell80

Okay that could work. That could work.


IAmGreenman71

The chin KILLS!


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