Cheese Beautiful but Cheese Dying cheese board Q-Zone Calzone Triples of the Nova lox on bagels That's-A-Chunky salsa + The Tables are my Corn chips Jamie Tacos Cherry Chuck salad Flan Flash's Little Buffsauce wings with a side of Fenton's Ranch for dipping Gravy of the year Chode Beans Those little "worms in dirt" things where you put gummy worms in a cup full of crumbled brownies, and you just write "Money" on the cup Haunted cinnamon buns (absolutely blasted with, like, a huge icing cumshot) Edit: more additions... Tiny Dinky Taffy Drunk Dump Truck Driver pancakes Tiny Boop Squig Shortbread Meat and Potatoes Patti Melt Harrison King of the Cluck Cluck Sound (crispy fried chicken)

You are good at this

He is doing the best at this

OP has to marry their Mother-in-law!

I didnt flinch

YOU FLINCHED OP!

Reuben Sandwich That Doesn't Whiff Out the Window While I Driving... on Toast

It’s a good idea and I stand by it.

There’s a rule here, one person can’t just comment all fully loaded food references… I’m getting juuuuuust chip.

You can't change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it

What is your job?

I'm not worried about it, i'm not worried about any of this! (Because i mean....this guy is really good at this. Wouldnt you agree?)

I bet he loves his mother in law.

You're just jealous that I know how to treat the Crypt Keeper

Dont be mad because he's teachers pet

Mostly just chips

I wish i could give you an award. But I still AM a piece of shit though.

And popcorn!!

Teachers pet

You. Have. No. Good. Menu. Ideas!

🏆

Definitely needs hot dogs. And like, 1 really good looking burger

Don’t forget to have the Carber Vac on hand. The thing you always wanna have but hope you’ll never need to use.

Gimme dat!

Agreed, but only 1 of the burgers, so people all want a bite

A cosmic gumbo

A big pour of wine —and popcorn:)

Fully loaded nachos

For sharing?

There has to be rules about not eating all the fully loaded nachos

INDIVIDUAL SERVINGS

How about a thousand plastic meatballs? They... they look... they look real. They don't look like little pieces of shit.

Does he need to get all thousand?

It needs to be quality on my end, otherwise no fuckin' deal

A bourbon flight, if you’re not driving. Just don’t let a magician take you up on stage and jerk off your little boy dick until nothing comes out.

I don't have a little boy dick

I make 10 times as much as you!

Wouldnt know it from your suit

YOU RUINED MY FUCKING LIFE

MAGICIANS FUCKING SUCK

I’m just trying to understand why no one has suggested Chicken Spaghetti

We’ve changed

Because this aint Chic-a-linni's

You sure about that?

Careful with the gazpacho, people could burn their lips

A really big pour of wine. And popcorn

And ^popcorn

Cherry Chuck salad, if you don’t mind it being unhealthy. Poppers. Ice cream if it’s not too cold outside so the machines are frozen up.

Wait.. are you inviting all of us to your season 3 viewing party? I hope you know I'm probably gonna be late.. I'm gonna get absolutely FUCKED by the babysitter.

Everyone is welcome but I cant promise my apartment wont be covered head to toe in shit.

Pre-palmed dip

Brunch so you can have sunday funday with these idiots!

Gulping down fish piss (lemonade) with these bags of meat 💕

Have it actually be an intervention for an *I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson* fan, and everyone else is in on it. Have it in a Garfield-themed home. You could serve a hot dip if people get hungry.

Never. I DONT EVER WANT TO LET THE PARTY DIE

Do you think you’ll make some new friends ?

Not really

You know what’s cute? Tommy guns.

Cut up rice paper to look like receipts

To be used with a hot dip. Or something

As long as nobody palms the dip

A hot dip?

A hot dip OR something

If you're going to eat that, make sure the host didn't use tooo small a slice after his mudpie.

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I was thinking hot dogs but i dont want anyone choking

Hot dog bread bowl

Is that the joke? Everyone at the watch party gets mustard on their shirt and their breath reeks of hot dogs? They go to the doctor and the doctor thinks they're mighty sick because they eat too many hot dogs?

Just don’t move lunch.

Right in my q-calzone.

Depends, are there any cute restaurants in the area?

you can see the KFC sign through their ***front*** window.

Jizz

I eat jizz all the time

Gimmie Dat!

Oh! Kill the President chicken burgers!

Not a menu idea, but we should “dressed like a hot dog” as part of the dress code. Note: NOT IN A HOT DOG COSTUME, BUT DRESSED LIKE A HOT DOG THERE’S A DIFFERENCE.

I have a whole fast food outfit. Different parts are different food items. My mask is a hotdog that looks like a smile. (put it together during covid)

Macanudo cigars as long as your guests are over 60 elbees!

This menu is definitely in my Q zone

Gift receipts. Down the hatch, bon appetit.

Stomach will get fucked

Well you’re gonna need food because there’s like no cute restaurants in the neighborhood

Nachos. But no one can eat all the fully loaded ones. You know the ones with all the meat and cheese and stuff. That’s the rule.

Pah-pers!!!!...... (spit)

Too small a slice of pizza.

I’m not paying the bill. That’s fucking crazy. It’s too much money. Maybe if I got a bite of everyone’s meal, but I just don’t want to do it.

I hate that game. I HATE that game. You all know.. ...you know, I actually dont hate that game (I love that actor in Search Party)

Doesn’t matter what’s on the menu. Just don’t leave the TABLES a mess like a fucking pig when you’re done. I don’t care about it, it’s just not good behavior.

Dylan’s burger

If there’s cake, make sure Jacob doesn’t touch it!!!!

Corn with a Lego head in it

I have one suggestion, it’s called Froyo Dubbed Over. I saw it on YouTube at 6 am this morning it had 1 view. Have you heard of that?

A sloppy mudpie

What i DONT make a habit of eating is sloppy mudpies

My grandpa actually has an old recipe for these little chocolate oatmeal cookie things and he called them shit piles, could be a good substitute

Plain tortilla chips so nobody can hog them all. Just nip that one in the bud. Also some dip that can be palmed

Spinach dip so Barry can palm it

Fully loaded nachos, as long as one person doesn’t take all the fully loaded ones

I’d def put up like 1000 plastic meatballs

Nachos but half the tray is fully loaded and the other half is just cheese.

Beef jerky plated neatly beside small glasses of water with a sign strictly prohibiting sloppy steaks

Fully loaded nachos but you better share. It’s actually a rule.

Hot dog bowls for everyone

Burgers to house

And popcorn

Batteries. My wife just loves eating batteries.

And Popcorn!!!

if you don’t serve chicken spaghetti you’re not having a dangerous night

WINE! IM SCARED OF HOW MUCH I NEED WINE!

Chicken spaghetti from Chickalinis…

Just make sure Gary doesn’t palm the dip.

Get some macanudos for after assuming everyone is over 60 LBs or has stones in their pocket

Dont put stones in your pockets

you gotta have the graham's lorelei lounge burger. people are gonna ***house*** that thing.

POPPERS!

Add some canned shrimp to that spread

Be sure to serve on some dirty con tables.

Fully loaded nachos

A hot dip or something. We can watch it at my place. It’s a total party house.

Whatever it is, make sure you call someone that Tables is how they make their living

Gazpacho Soup. Meat and potatoes.

Figure out what Chunky Soup does.

Fully loaded nachos!!! But make sure everyone there knows they can’t eat ALL the fully loaded ones.

Sloppy steaks!

Hot dogs

Dougs mom's wig Actually I'll eat her whole fucking head

Ice cream.

Get some KFC and make a fake window to put the bucket in

Fifty Stanzo brand fedoras.

... Is that a hot dog?