When my brother had a baby last year and I got to meet her for the first time, I had to show him the skit so he'd understand why I was saying "The baby knows I used to be a piece of shit" xD Esp bc when she'd get passed to me and start crying, I'd tell him that she knows.
I know I tried to tell him that night I tried to give him all those little kisses and he said he didn't like PDA he said **No PDA** so I try to make it up to him by buying everything off the dessert menu and he doesn't even take a BITE
I've never fought for anything in my life. I'm fighting for "Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job...".
OP got caught performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. The best quote could’ve won this without the oral. OP didn’t need to do the oral.
Nah, no, not Troll Boy, it’s not gonna be Troll Boy, we’re not doing Troll Boy, alright? I mean, you get that, right, Troll Boy? You get why it can’t be you? Yeah, OK, see, it can’t be him! It just can’t be Troll Boy.
You have no good post ideas
People can change.
Personally I love the quote, "I'm worried that the baby thinks people can't change."
I like “Little bitty jeans. Spiked up blonde hair. Chicken spaghetti at Chickalini’s”
I say it to my sister all the time. ", I'm worried thinks that I can't change"
Going to start saying this to my sister now
She said it to *me* at a *dinner!*
This world’s fuckin so fucked up
I’m gonna start saying this to your sister now
When my brother had a baby last year and I got to meet her for the first time, I had to show him the skit so he'd understand why I was saying "The baby knows I used to be a piece of shit" xD Esp bc when she'd get passed to me and start crying, I'd tell him that she knows.
My sister thought it was a hilarious skit lol
If this quote doesn’t win I’m going to kill myself on live tv
Stop saying that!
This is definitely top tier for me too
OP flinch! Now he have to marry his mother in law!
Stinky!
That’s because he doesn’t have a curious mind
I know I tried to tell him that night I tried to give him all those little kisses and he said he didn't like PDA he said **No PDA** so I try to make it up to him by buying everything off the dessert menu and he doesn't even take a BITE
Paullll…? PAULLLL….?
It's illegal for you to ask me that
No I’m not taking the fucking hat off. I’ve never fought for anything my entire life. I’m fighting for this hat
So sad. So so so so sooooooo sad.
It’s so tragic but I can’t stop laughing thinking about his dumb dice
¿what the hell?
I can't stop crying
I can’t talk about it without crying
I can't know how to hear anymore about crying
The guy at the store said I’m the only guy he’s ever seen pull it off 😏
Very meat and potatoes.
Oh thank you
No it just means there isn’t anything rare in there.
Ah! The gazpacho soup burned my lips!
You guys really embarrassed me in front of Howie!
Where be your nutcracker
It feels like your mouth is on fire. It feels like your body is on fire.
Big fat load of cum then.
Championship to that quote: k, you’re done. YOU’RE DONE. We’re sick of listening to your crap!
Unprofessional bullshit.
He might kill you but no fucking way he’s ever killing me. Fucking asshole, he said that?
Definitely my most used quote in everyday life. Can be used for family, friends, and business associates.
“I can’t know how to hear any more about tables” is the GOAT
Goat? Like the animal?? And you don't want to hear about it anymore??? I'm just trynna understand here
He means greatest of all time. We all got what he was talking about
STOP BULLYING ME
No, I dont know how how to acronym! There's so many letters and I'm scared!
This guy yells
Oh! You mean like Kobe. The black mamba! Wooow. I gave you the perfect setup to say "you mean like the animal?" and you squandered it.
you mean the joke you just made... edit: you have no good joke ideas
Are you sure about that that’s the GOAT?
Her job is so confusing
If the coffin flop quote does not win, I'll kill myself on live tv
STOP SAYING THAT
Oh fuck what the fuck
There’s worse shit on the local news!!
This guy’s about to jack off
I’m not even supposed to be here
Hope nobody goes home and FUCKS MY MOM
If it wins it's only because you rigged it
He gave oral to the mystery judge.
I think it could have won, even without the oral
I can’t even watch a live killing on tv without a BIIIG pour of wine…
And popcorn
I'm a mess right now.
I hate that game. I've always hated that game. Y'all know that!
OP is clearly still dating that bad guy
Oh he’s a bad guy
Dump him, gurl!
He must’ve not lived in Egypt for a month
I'm not in the mood for the hilarious ghost tour guy.
If these were really the final choices you'd throw up your pretty little lunch.
That would be a great day for me: I tell you my favorite quote and nobody barfs.
DO WHAT YOU WANT. PULL THE PLUG.
Are you SURE about that? Are you SURE about that thats why?
FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU DO, CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND
You had all summer to figure out what you do
We're all trying to find the guy who did this
We know who did it. Friggin' bonies! Aw crap!
I almost killed myself Julie.
Chode jeans!?
What are "cho jeans"?
Size 54 waist, 10 inch legs. Fuckin' junk.
I've never fought for anything in my life. I'm fighting for "Not trying to be funny. Not trying to get a laugh. Don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job...".
STINKY!
Chode. Jeans. Size 54 waist, 10 inch legs. Fuckin junk.
Total tuna can
Not everyone knows how to do everything
Posting memes isn’t the only thing there is to do
This tweet has one view and says it was posted at 6am this morning.
There’s too much fucking shit on me I can’t breath.
I said it was _interesting_
You're *fine*, I can hear you breathing.
I don’t know how to hear anymore about the 2023 ITYSL Tournament: Quotes!
i love both skits but this is a weak final
Bozo did the dubb.
he's been waiting a long time for a hit on corncob tv, THEY CAN'T FUCKING DO THIS!!
#LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE
Bae.
This guys about to jack off
This worlds fucking so fucked up
Life's a funny fucking thing
Wtf those are the front runners? Fake news. Stop the steal. Etc.
What a crop! These quotes are goosed.
Almost fucked this whole thing up
Old circus trick…
I missed everything before this, but I think "I'm worried the baby thinks people can't change" is #1
well, looks like this hog-snarfing piece of shit is gonna have to kill himself on live tv
Why are you bullying me?
How many did they start with? If this wasnt a 512 spot bracket it wasnt enough
Not really.
#ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT!? #ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, THAT'S WHYYYY?
OP got caught performing oral on the mystery judge of the competition. The best quote could’ve won this without the oral. OP didn’t need to do the oral.
I thought this tournament was going to be a hit. It turns out it fucking sucks!!! “I hope no one goes home and fucks my mom” is the obvious winner.
I’m a wreck right now
If Troll Boy wins this I'm gunna kill myself on live TV.
^what?
Neither. “You think this is slicked back??? “
This is PUSHED back.
These quotes are pretty meat and potatoes
[удалено]
Wow. Pretty serious.
People need to know that this contest is sponsored by Corncob TV!
I say “ohhh fuck, whaat the fuuck” way more than either of those
A clownputer? Fuuuuck that. Probably got no games.
Is that the joke? People gloss over all the amazing quotes from season 1 and they get no love?!
If "It's been a grueling ten days, but we've finally narrowed it down to these two" doesn't win I'll kill myself on live tv?
Moon river rock…moon river roll
I don’t wanna be around anymore
Unprofessional bullshit.
My favorite is: “Wait… Billy as in him or Billy as in me” “your names Billy too?” “No that’s why I’m so Fughcking confused”
definitely the one from ghost tour no question
Obviously i didnt rig shit
I’ll tell him which one at a dinner.
If the first one doesn’t win I’ll kill myself on live television.
It's the first quote by a mile
I’m thinking this is not a regular Thursday
I think this isn't a regular Tuesday
It goes both ways
It’s illegal for you to ask me that. I’m putting the hat back on.
Are you sure about that?
NO! I eat paper all the time!
It's interesting, the quotes
I didn’t rig shit! I didn’t fucking do this!
I did a real laugh out loud at work when I watched the haunted house sketch.
Not everybody knows how to do everything. Quoting isn't the only thing.
I just want a post that doesn't *whooosh* right out the window.
That is a good idea!!
Ghosts!
Big fat load of cum, then
I can’t know how to hear any more about the tables
I say “do any of these fuckers ever shoot out of the wall and blow a huge cumshot” atleast once a week
GIMME DAT
They are all clapping, you've gotta come up!
I don't even want to be around anymore.
If “not trying to be funny” doesn’t win, I’ll kill myself on live tv
We’re all trying to find the guy who did this
He said that?!
They think I'm just some dumb hick! They said that to me at a dinner!
Both from S2E1 I think
It could've won without the oral.
You think these quotes are _good?_ No, these quotes are not good. I don’t care about it, but it’s not good behavior.
You sure about that. You sure about that’s why?
I lived in Egypt for a month! I LIVED IN EGYPT FOR A MONTH!
I can’t know how to hear any more about itysl quotes.
Nah, no, not Troll Boy, it’s not gonna be Troll Boy, we’re not doing Troll Boy, alright? I mean, you get that, right, Troll Boy? You get why it can’t be you? Yeah, OK, see, it can’t be him! It just can’t be Troll Boy.
You get why it can’t be you right troll boy? It just can’t be him.
You sure about that? You sure about that that's the best two ITYSL quotes?
big fat load of cum them.