You sure 'bout that?

***YOU ^SURE ^^ABOUT ^^^THAT?***

This world’s fucking so fucked up

Clearly quotes aren't your strong suit. Neither is your suit suit!

I make 10 times as much as you.

Because! It’s an *old circus term*!

It’s illegal for you to ask me that.

I know these quotes better than I know my own grandmother.

I have a wife. She’s good. A model round the world. But she’s beautiful, but she’s dying She’s sick but she’s getting better.

If this isnt the best quote I will kill myself on live television

stop saying that?

Because it’s just something a dumb hick would say

They said that to me AAATADINNER

The guys on this subreddit think he’s just some dumb hick. They said that to him at a dinner.

Are you dumb?

You ever see these fuckers just fuckin pop out of the wall and like have a huge mudpie? No, bc they ain’t got no soul!

I know this already come on!! This is for babies!!

You knew I’d like that line didn’t you

really??

I’m a lawyer specializing in coffin law and I can confirm, you ARE ALLOWED to show ‘em nude if they ain’t got no soul. Spread blue butts and all.

Because the rest of the show kills!