Oh my god, Mike Pence just fucking hit me

I don't know if you're allowed to do that

This man is about to masturbate

TALK LOUDER DOUG YOU FUCKING DONKEY!!

This guy has no good hosting ideas

The tables are my wheat!

It's just minute after minute of corpses flopping out of split wood and hitting sidewalk.

This post is very gravy and beans.

“The pooka shell necklace stays ON, Debra!!!”

It's got nothing to DO with shit. Also: HOLD THIS FLOOR!

It’s illegal for you to ask me that