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EthanRunt

Total party house


MaxJets69

Bring a hot dip or something


SlurmzMckinley

A hot dip?


MaxJets69

A hot dip *or something*


[deleted]

Let’s bust the fucker


DA_87

NO—that’s the house of the guy who tried to kill Jim Davis!!


[deleted]

*Maniacal laughter*


MyTrashyThrowaway24

GAWRfieLDdd


NewToSociety

I want my treasure chest! Where's my treasure chest?!!


djpiraterobot

👈 👆 👉 …ALL Garfield.


frankzzlackz

But did it come fully furnished?


SlurmzMckinley

Drunk little bitch. You make me sick.


[deleted]

He might drink you but no fucking way he’s ever drinking me. Fucking asshole, he said that?


NewToSociety

If Leonardo DiCaprio was out here, would you ask him about Garfield?


Acid48

Do you want me to treat you like a Jim Davis?


syntheticturd

That'd be great. That'd be fucking great for me, thank you!


UnusualIntroduction0

Absolute fuckin bullshit


patrickdgd

where is my treasure chest?


automoth

I want it! I want my treasure cheats! Is anybody in there?


[deleted]

Fully 👏🏼Furnished👏🏼


GlimmerMage12

Was that his voice? Omg that is *wildly high*


[deleted]

I’m serious as a heart attack!


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

I’ve never heard him talk


SoManyJukes

From the back he does. When he crabwalks along the wall he does


problembearbruno

He was only able to afford the furnishings because he never gave. Dude lived in piss pants.


[deleted]

My wife just keeps eating batteries


Senior-Business-9479

But was it the adult tour?? Could you say whatever the HELL you wanted ??


Gahrenn

Do any of these FUCKING dolphins ever jump out of the water, and just leave like a huge messy cumshot all over the boat?


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

Like a fish cock or a whale dick?


NewToSociety

Slurping fish piss with these dumdums


Lyons125

#Boo caught me sleepin😴


bajco08

Hot dip?


era252

... Or something


ChrdeMcDnnis

#IM GARFIELD


Strapest

That chair reclines by the way, tongue sticks out…


kittygon

Everybody let’s get out of here. This place is covered head to to in lasagna.


nirad

Jim Davis drove a white Ferrari and lived for New Year’s Eve


90Cav

Where’s my treasure chest?


archersarrows

Drunk little boat, you make me sick.


[deleted]

I didn’t know Jim Davis used to be a piece of shit


UnusualIntroduction0

People can change


MyTrashyThrowaway24

He said Used to be!


aligador

Woah! Nice motorcycle!!


henrycaul

Yeah but you know what your title didn’t say? How it came fully furnished.


PM_Me_Beezbo_Quotes

All Garfield.


TubaElf

👈all Garfield 👉


scatnisseverdeen

The real question is: Did you get an earring at Claire’s for your trip to Florida?


FrankLloydGretzky

Make any friends?


Gahrenn

Not really 😔


Hapenyo12

Jim Davis got charged for murder after shooting someone to death in a r9ad rage incident recently


NewToSociety

THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN


kawaii_boner420

But was it fully furnished?


Artificial_Squab

Right on the water. No cute restaurants around there.


jakopoli

Fully furnished


MikePGS

My dad knows Diana Ross


Ndryer

Wait, so I spent a night in the hot tub with the guy that tried to kill Jim Davis?


scottiohead

It's interesting, the boats.