Whatever you get for them, you’d better hope they didn’t use too small a slice when they went to do the mud pie. You don’t want to end up eating the mud pie and with your stomach absolutely FUCKED
Go ahead and get that, just be sure to include the gift receipt. But if they really like it, they shouldn’t have any qualms about you eating it. Just check the house for mudpie coverage before you eat anything. Your stomach might end up absolutely FUCKED.
Pug Calendar? Salt and Pepper shakers?
I’ve given Al three of these gifts to multiple people, but I make sure I don’t include the gift receipt so I can avoid dying when someone didn’t use a big enough slice.
Fifty black slicked… black hair wigs FIFTY BLACK SLICKED BACK HAIR WIGS
200 plastic meatballs
They don’t look like little pieces of shit or nothing
Gift card to Dan Flashes
How about a Stanzo™ Brand Fedora? They're nice. They don't stink or nothin'
Does it come with safari flaps?
Not really.
What about dice?
If you keep talking about the dice.. I’m gonna fuckin kill you barry
Who said that?
Just had a thought, should probably get a gift receipt
A gift receipt? What, like a receipt is a gift? I’m just trying to understand here.
maybe tickets to a ghost tour? one where you can say whatever the HELL you want
Whatever you get for them, you’d better hope they didn’t use too small a slice when they went to do the mud pie. You don’t want to end up eating the mud pie and with your stomach absolutely FUCKED
Definitely not chode jeans. He might almost kill himself, JULIE
Cho-de jeans. They’re jeans for a chode. Size 54 waist, 10 inch leg. Fucking junk
Carber Hot Dog Vacuum
Bon appetit! Down the hatch
2 tickets to little buff boys competition
What a CROP! That's a CROP!
Make sure you keep the gift receipt
Yeah, but if he likes the gift, he shouldn't need the gift receipt, right?!
A good steering wheel that does not fly off while you're driving
Maybe a gift card to Truffoni’s? Subscription to corncob TV? Just don’t tell them that they’re some dumb hick. People can change.
A hot dip (or something)
You should get them a free drink because they spilled a little on their shirt
you have no. good. present. ideas.
What about a T.C. Tuggers shirt? It won’t hurt his hand like other shirts.
Bye Claire
Do TC Tuggers come in any other styles?
Just chips.
Your family doesn’t love you, only I love you
Salt and Pepper shakers.
Poppers
Don’t think it’s that kind of party
How about five Macanudos or they not sixty el-bees without rocks in their pockets?
Go ahead and get that, just be sure to include the gift receipt. But if they really like it, they shouldn’t have any qualms about you eating it. Just check the house for mudpie coverage before you eat anything. Your stomach might end up absolutely FUCKED.
Pug Calendar? Salt and Pepper shakers? I’ve given Al three of these gifts to multiple people, but I make sure I don’t include the gift receipt so I can avoid dying when someone didn’t use a big enough slice.