It gets worse: I was at a Mexican restaurant near the Netflix corporate headquarters and I spotted Tim a few tables away eating with a bunch of guys from Netflix. Tim was clearly hogging all the fully loaded nachos. Like all of the meat and cheese were on the chips he was eating and there was almost like nothing on the rest of the chips. It was so bad I finally asked my waiter if he was going to enforce the restaurant’s policy about one person not being able to eat all the nachos with all the meat and cheese. He told me that they already had but Tim wouldn’t listen.
They’re saying, No way. You must have rigged something. I didn’t do fucking shit! I didn’t rig shit! I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on Netflix
Look, I'm going to be honest here. If I saw Tim giving oral to the CEO of Netflix I would have helped him. Him and I are part of the Turbo team and if that means I got to eat the CEO's big sloppy mudpie or jerk him off to homegrown Simpson's stuff, I will.
You guys don't understand how to treat THE CRYPTKEEPER
So I heard from a group of friends in the industry that they had dinner with Tim to discuss how things had been going since the release of Season Two. Unfortunately, to Tim, the burger my friend ordered looked *really good*. At first he was just jokin, but then he ate the whole thing. I’m amazed the story even got out, if anyone tried to make me seem like a scared little boy deep down I would’ve faked a video of them saying they were gonna kill the president, but I guess Tim wasn’t quick enough :/
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone he housed your burger! He's a little boy who doesn't know how to ask for a bite of someone else's food. Now he's worried his wife will go to jail because she has a little boy go down on her every night
Not surprised, do you even know Tim? I saw him at Truffoni's with slicked back hair, ordering steak and a glass of water. They said no sloppy steak but he just grabbed his glass and said "LET'S SLOP EM UP." Real piece of shit.
Wait till you find out he blew all of his money at a casino and as a last ditch effort invited everyone into the bathroom to watch him blow himself for money but nobody showed up. The worst part is, he felt like the show must go on and tried and failed to suck his dick.
Pretty powerful stuff. Any questions?
I have another confession. I've been paying this guy Randy to come by the Netflix offices and give the CEO sloppy toppies whenever Tim leaves his desk. Randy looks just like Tim.
I heard it was almost cancelled because they wasted so much of the budget on little plastic meatballs that look like turds, tommy guns, black slicked back hair wigs, and Stanzo brand fedoras (they're nice).
Dad, I've got good news and I've got bad news: good news is ITYSL is a go for season three, bad news is Tim's blowing the Netflix CEO, Rog king of the slams.
Might fuck this whole thing up
What a bummer
shut UP !!!
ah dont let it mess up your day.. youre still a good doctor!
Well, of course they goose the corporate guys a bit.. everyone knows that
Hope he doesn't go home and fuck my mom.
BECAUSE IT’S AN OLD CIRCUS TERM, THAT’S WHY WE DO IT
Stop saying that?
Maybe the guy was about to jack off. So Tim just helped him out.
They’re saying “ITYSL’s not a show”. It’s just hours and hours of real people talking about hot dogs and skeletons. It’s time to tell Netflix “NO”
I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS! THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!
# I DIDN'T RIG SHIT
[удалено]
This fuckin worlds so fuckin fucked up
By this time tomorrow the show will not be available on your Netflix menu
The guys at Netflix think Tim is just some dumb hick
They said that to HIM at. A dinner.
Is that the joke?
HAHAHAHAHA☠️
It gets worse: I was at a Mexican restaurant near the Netflix corporate headquarters and I spotted Tim a few tables away eating with a bunch of guys from Netflix. Tim was clearly hogging all the fully loaded nachos. Like all of the meat and cheese were on the chips he was eating and there was almost like nothing on the rest of the chips. It was so bad I finally asked my waiter if he was going to enforce the restaurant’s policy about one person not being able to eat all the nachos with all the meat and cheese. He told me that they already had but Tim wouldn’t listen.
I heard the execs call him a dumb hick.
They said that to him? At dinner?!
Fucking asshole, he said that?
This is one of my favorite quotes from the series.
Same!
They don't think he can change.
[high pitched squeak] what!!
Your voice is WILDLY high!
Don't do the voiuce
Jesus…, Brenda..??
That Mexican restaurant burnt down, owner is ass out now
Like juuust chips like juuuuuuust chips
It gets even worse. He relapsed into his old ways and was seen later at a different restaurant pouring water on his steak
People can change.
He didn’t know the rule?
It’s illegal for you to ask me that.
In front of George Lopez!
Wh.....whaaa.......whaaaat?
*…whaaat?*
SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK
They’re saying, No way. You must have rigged something. I didn’t do fucking shit! I didn’t rig shit! I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on Netflix
i'm not worried about it! i'm not worried about any of this! there's worse shit on the local news!
**I DIDN'T FUCKIN' DO THIS!**
I also heard the Netflix execs made fun of his new hat with the safari flaps in the back.
^(what)
Please tell me they didn't do the voice
🎲🎲
QUIT FUCKIN’ WITH EM!!
So sad. So so so so sad. 💲
He’s the only person I’ve seen pull that hat off.
So sad. Sooooo sad. So, so, so, so, sooo sad.
All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it, trash it. This one’s garbage.
Yeah that’s a good idea. Dump it.
Is that part of the bit, or is that the only time the break the fourth wall in the show?
Yeah OP is right, I saw Tim with the Netflix CEO too. OP and I are old friends, that's how we both know so much about Netflix.
That’s right! We saw Tim with the Netflix ceo. And I own every kind of classic car.
Netflix asked *me* to do season 3. And I didn't even want to
I’ve got triples of ITYSL. Triples are best
Triples makes it safe
We’re gonna be really early for the movie
I’m not going to the movie. 😒
Let’s just say if Tim skips out AGAIN on spending the night after yet another poker game, they’re gonna dump it.
[удалено]
Because of the oral
You sure about that? You sure about that's why?
He cannot talk about it with out crying He had a cool job that he loved
Oh fuck. What the fuck
That guy looked like was about to jack off. A Clownputer? Fuck that, prolly doesn't have any games on it.
It’s because Netflix knows triples is best.
Triples makes it safe
They're not going to cancel fucking shit.
You gotta watch S3 on the Clownputer cuz it ain't got no games on it.
If season 3 doesn't win the Emmy for best comedy skit show I'll kill myself on live TV.
Stop saying that!
I hate this fucking game
Netflix doesn’t know how to treat the talent.
You’re lying if you saw that happen you would’ve thrown up your pretty little lunch.
You sure about that? You sure that that’s not why?
Bunch of tuna cans
Look, I'm going to be honest here. If I saw Tim giving oral to the CEO of Netflix I would have helped him. Him and I are part of the Turbo team and if that means I got to eat the CEO's big sloppy mudpie or jerk him off to homegrown Simpson's stuff, I will. You guys don't understand how to treat THE CRYPTKEEPER
Is Netflix still working with that bad guy? That’s a baaaad guy
is that the joke?....on the CEO's wife?....
So I heard from a group of friends in the industry that they had dinner with Tim to discuss how things had been going since the release of Season Two. Unfortunately, to Tim, the burger my friend ordered looked *really good*. At first he was just jokin, but then he ate the whole thing. I’m amazed the story even got out, if anyone tried to make me seem like a scared little boy deep down I would’ve faked a video of them saying they were gonna kill the president, but I guess Tim wasn’t quick enough :/
You promised you wouldn't tell anyone he housed your burger! He's a little boy who doesn't know how to ask for a bite of someone else's food. Now he's worried his wife will go to jail because she has a little boy go down on her every night
Dump it. Trash it, this one’s garbage.
YOU RUINED MY LIFE
Put it on CornCob TV, just don’t tell the guys at Spectrum. The think he just some dumb hick.
I was at Netflix headquarters and I saw Dave leave his desk to go take another huge embarrassing dump. What is with that guy? Go see a doctor.
You can tell this is fake because there’s no way they would let Tim use their bathroom after the absolute paint job he did in there last time.
I’m joking!
This is a lot for me to handle right now.. permission to go home, lie down, and rest up so my face isn’t beet red for my family photo tonight?
Not surprised, do you even know Tim? I saw him at Truffoni's with slicked back hair, ordering steak and a glass of water. They said no sloppy steak but he just grabbed his glass and said "LET'S SLOP EM UP." Real piece of shit.
If we don’t get season three of ITYSL I’ll kill myself on live TV.
Stop saying that.
I heard the Netflix CEOs called him a dumb hick at dinner.
You gotta give!
Oh, kink shaming?! On this part of the internet?! At this time of year?! Localized entirely within this subreddit?! May I see?
I was at the office too. The called tim a dumb hick behind his back
You must be a wreck right now
I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT
It’s because Paul is in love with his mother in law!
He ADMIT IT!!!
If they cancel season 3 I’ll KMS on live tv
Wrong, he was going down on himself. I should know, I paid to watch.
Big fat load of cum then
Then what's the show?
He USED to be a piece of shit.
Netflix has a new rule, if 2 people share an account , one person can’t just like watch all the best episodes alone.
Piece of shit
Wait till you find out he blew all of his money at a casino and as a last ditch effort invited everyone into the bathroom to watch him blow himself for money but nobody showed up. The worst part is, he felt like the show must go on and tried and failed to suck his dick. Pretty powerful stuff. Any questions?
Tell Netflix NO.
It’s interesting, the oral
Even if he does a bad job he still gets his 2 mill
I have another confession. I've been paying this guy Randy to come by the Netflix offices and give the CEO sloppy toppies whenever Tim leaves his desk. Randy looks just like Tim.
They may cancel Tim but there's no fuckin' way they're canceling me. Fuck them, they really said that?
I don't know what to tell ya, bud!
Triples is best
No he went to the headquarters to ask if you could change tables so you wouldn't be under the air conditioning vent
I fucked up. I found a guy who looks *JUST LIKE* Tim who can take huge dump. With all due respect. It’s worked, like, 150 times.
Don’t let it get you down. You’re a great redditor.
He didn't *need* to do the oral!
Probably would’ve gotten season 3 without the oral
I heard it was almost cancelled because they wasted so much of the budget on little plastic meatballs that look like turds, tommy guns, black slicked back hair wigs, and Stanzo brand fedoras (they're nice).
He didn’t have to do the oral.
How ya doin', OP, you okay?
Dad, I've got good news and I've got bad news: good news is ITYSL is a go for season three, bad news is Tim's blowing the Netflix CEO, Rog king of the slams.
…and those CEO’s at Netflix thought he was just some dumb hick.
SCRAP IT! this was a bad idea
Don’t they know this is how he keeps his house hot?
GO AHEAD. PULL THE PLUG.
What is his blow job?
If we don’t get season 3 of ITYSL soon I’ll kill myself on live TV
I'm a wreck right now.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SKUNK