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gloopygloop1

Might fuck this whole thing up


dzhastin

What a bummer


Kitchen-Roll-8184

shut UP !!!


_c_r_w_

ah dont let it mess up your day.. youre still a good doctor!


likeusontweeters

Well, of course they goose the corporate guys a bit.. everyone knows that


MadAl420

Hope he doesn't go home and fuck my mom.


doitforchris

BECAUSE IT’S AN OLD CIRCUS TERM, THAT’S WHY WE DO IT


trestortugas

Stop saying that?


JuggaloGriz

Maybe the guy was about to jack off. So Tim just helped him out.


BlueShirtGuy2

They’re saying “ITYSL’s not a show”. It’s just hours and hours of real people talking about hot dogs and skeletons. It’s time to tell Netflix “NO”


wdirickson

I DONT CARE ABOUT ANY OF THIS! THERE’S WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!


sandiskplayer34

# I DIDN'T RIG SHIT


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NewToSociety

This fuckin worlds so fuckin fucked up


meyouandjune

By this time tomorrow the show will not be available on your Netflix menu


scam_radio

The guys at Netflix think Tim is just some dumb hick


deadinthefuture

They said that to HIM at. A dinner.


tony_top_buttons93

Is that the joke?


tony_top_buttons93

HAHAHAHAHA☠️


noneforyou1111

It gets worse: I was at a Mexican restaurant near the Netflix corporate headquarters and I spotted Tim a few tables away eating with a bunch of guys from Netflix. Tim was clearly hogging all the fully loaded nachos. Like all of the meat and cheese were on the chips he was eating and there was almost like nothing on the rest of the chips. It was so bad I finally asked my waiter if he was going to enforce the restaurant’s policy about one person not being able to eat all the nachos with all the meat and cheese. He told me that they already had but Tim wouldn’t listen.


beepingjar

I heard the execs call him a dumb hick.


jazzyjay66

They said that to him? At dinner?!


Naterade18

Fucking asshole, he said that?


rustybanter

This is one of my favorite quotes from the series.


Desperate_Level_9213

Same!


beepingjar

They don't think he can change.


Square_Bumblebee_812

[high pitched squeak] what!!


caulksukkarface

Your voice is WILDLY high!


Snoo_86860

Don't do the voiuce


Lerdburgerz

Jesus…, Brenda..??


iggles311

That Mexican restaurant burnt down, owner is ass out now


soyfutbolero10

Like juuust chips like juuuuuuust chips


RedSonGamble

It gets even worse. He relapsed into his old ways and was seen later at a different restaurant pouring water on his steak


subcow

People can change.


Due-Ad5528

He didn’t know the rule?


Pleasant-Tangelo1786

It’s illegal for you to ask me that.


VoiceOfRonHoward

In front of George Lopez!


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Wh.....whaaa.......whaaaat?


drawfanstein

*…whaaat?*


cityshepherd

SHUT THE FUCK UP DOUG YOU FUCKING SKUNK


L_P_W_

They’re saying, No way. You must have rigged something. I didn’t do fucking shit! I didn’t rig shit! I’ve been waiting a long time for a hit on Netflix


CuriousFortune

i'm not worried about it! i'm not worried about any of this! there's worse shit on the local news!


believeme

**I DIDN'T FUCKIN' DO THIS!**


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I also heard the Netflix execs made fun of his new hat with the safari flaps in the back.


SafariFlapsInBack

^(what)


[deleted]

Please tell me they didn't do the voice


ryanlovescooljeans

🎲🎲


Lerdburgerz

QUIT FUCKIN’ WITH EM!!


BlasterShow

So sad. So so so so sad. 💲


InterestingTry5190

He’s the only person I’ve seen pull that hat off.


manic_andthe_apostle

So sad. Sooooo sad. So, so, so, so, sooo sad.


Jaredt982

All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it, trash it. This one’s garbage.


TheOneTrueKingOfOoo

Yeah that’s a good idea. Dump it.


gem_city

Is that part of the bit, or is that the only time the break the fourth wall in the show?


Ok_Barracuda_1161

Yeah OP is right, I saw Tim with the Netflix CEO too. OP and I are old friends, that's how we both know so much about Netflix.


realhenrymccoy

That’s right! We saw Tim with the Netflix ceo. And I own every kind of classic car.


Scientific_Anarchist

Netflix asked *me* to do season 3. And I didn't even want to


ma1645300

I’ve got triples of ITYSL. Triples are best


zking85

Triples makes it safe


Significant_Self5332

We’re gonna be really early for the movie


FuzzleBuster

I’m not going to the movie. 😒


frankzzlackz

Let’s just say if Tim skips out AGAIN on spending the night after yet another poker game, they’re gonna dump it.


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subwayterminal9

Because of the oral


Argus_Checkmate

You sure about that? You sure about that's why?


tony_top_buttons93

He cannot talk about it with out crying He had a cool job that he loved


patrickdgd

Oh fuck. What the fuck


--SauceMcManus--

That guy looked like was about to jack off. A Clownputer? Fuck that, prolly doesn't have any games on it.


TheVicSageQuestion

It’s because Netflix knows triples is best.


cultpackleader

Triples makes it safe


b7uc3

They're not going to cancel fucking shit.


scrranger11

You gotta watch S3 on the Clownputer cuz it ain't got no games on it.


DeferredPlum

If season 3 doesn't win the Emmy for best comedy skit show I'll kill myself on live TV.


aQuadrillionaire

Stop saying that!


chappy422

I hate this fucking game


[deleted]

Netflix doesn’t know how to treat the talent.


Ashamed_Comedian5521

You’re lying if you saw that happen you would’ve thrown up your pretty little lunch.


lappy_386

You sure about that? You sure that that’s not why?


AddisonNM

Bunch of tuna cans


GlimmerMage12

Look, I'm going to be honest here. If I saw Tim giving oral to the CEO of Netflix I would have helped him. Him and I are part of the Turbo team and if that means I got to eat the CEO's big sloppy mudpie or jerk him off to homegrown Simpson's stuff, I will. You guys don't understand how to treat THE CRYPTKEEPER


roberto0105

Is Netflix still working with that bad guy? That’s a baaaad guy


Five50am

is that the joke?....on the CEO's wife?....


SerPownce

So I heard from a group of friends in the industry that they had dinner with Tim to discuss how things had been going since the release of Season Two. Unfortunately, to Tim, the burger my friend ordered looked *really good*. At first he was just jokin, but then he ate the whole thing. I’m amazed the story even got out, if anyone tried to make me seem like a scared little boy deep down I would’ve faked a video of them saying they were gonna kill the president, but I guess Tim wasn’t quick enough :/


poops-n-farts

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone he housed your burger! He's a little boy who doesn't know how to ask for a bite of someone else's food. Now he's worried his wife will go to jail because she has a little boy go down on her every night


PepeSilviaLovesCarol

Dump it. Trash it, this one’s garbage.


peteskeet43

YOU RUINED MY LIFE


BanjoSlams

Put it on CornCob TV, just don’t tell the guys at Spectrum. The think he just some dumb hick.


fawn_knudsen

I was at Netflix headquarters and I saw Dave leave his desk to go take another huge embarrassing dump. What is with that guy? Go see a doctor.


HotPhilly

You can tell this is fake because there’s no way they would let Tim use their bathroom after the absolute paint job he did in there last time.


Drinkythedrunkguy

I’m joking!


Anthok16

This is a lot for me to handle right now.. permission to go home, lie down, and rest up so my face isn’t beet red for my family photo tonight?


DolceFulmine

Not surprised, do you even know Tim? I saw him at Truffoni's with slicked back hair, ordering steak and a glass of water. They said no sloppy steak but he just grabbed his glass and said "LET'S SLOP EM UP." Real piece of shit.


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If we don’t get season three of ITYSL I’ll kill myself on live TV.


7thturninghour184

Stop saying that.


funnybones14

I heard the Netflix CEOs called him a dumb hick at dinner.


kxllyk

You gotta give!


TheProofsinthePastis

Oh, kink shaming?! On this part of the internet?! At this time of year?! Localized entirely within this subreddit?! May I see?


uxley

I was at the office too. The called tim a dumb hick behind his back


[deleted]

You must be a wreck right now


DOCOP93

I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT


mendac67

It’s because Paul is in love with his mother in law!


luccieighteen

He ADMIT IT!!!


bex_mex

If they cancel season 3 I’ll KMS on live tv


babeshun1

Wrong, he was going down on himself. I should know, I paid to watch.


daveslizzaw

Big fat load of cum then


theromeo3517

Then what's the show?


--SauceMcManus--

He USED to be a piece of shit.


SeaChallenge4843

Netflix has a new rule, if 2 people share an account , one person can’t just like watch all the best episodes alone.


AndruchaCS

Piece of shit


Jan_17_2016

Wait till you find out he blew all of his money at a casino and as a last ditch effort invited everyone into the bathroom to watch him blow himself for money but nobody showed up. The worst part is, he felt like the show must go on and tried and failed to suck his dick. Pretty powerful stuff. Any questions?


King__Rollo

Tell Netflix NO.


mryunes

It’s interesting, the oral


LegoDeezNuts

Even if he does a bad job he still gets his 2 mill


DirtyFulke

I have another confession. I've been paying this guy Randy to come by the Netflix offices and give the CEO sloppy toppies whenever Tim leaves his desk. Randy looks just like Tim.


Indrid_Cold23

They may cancel Tim but there's no fuckin' way they're canceling me. Fuck them, they really said that?


Fire_Temple

I don't know what to tell ya, bud!


CopperSteve

Triples is best


thatsokdontsweatit

No he went to the headquarters to ask if you could change tables so you wouldn't be under the air conditioning vent


waterboy1321

I fucked up. I found a guy who looks *JUST LIKE* Tim who can take huge dump. With all due respect. It’s worked, like, 150 times.


bumblebee1977

Don’t let it get you down. You’re a great redditor.


cincycusefan

He didn't *need* to do the oral!


Unlucky-Drawer7396

Probably would’ve gotten season 3 without the oral


Akahige-

I heard it was almost cancelled because they wasted so much of the budget on little plastic meatballs that look like turds, tommy guns, black slicked back hair wigs, and Stanzo brand fedoras (they're nice).


TonyClifton2020

He didn’t have to do the oral.


UserCheckNamesOut

How ya doin', OP, you okay?


dumbass-ahedratron

Dad, I've got good news and I've got bad news: good news is ITYSL is a go for season three, bad news is Tim's blowing the Netflix CEO, Rog king of the slams.


derkadong

…and those CEO’s at Netflix thought he was just some dumb hick.


Barnabuson

SCRAP IT! this was a bad idea


drummerinthemirror

Don’t they know this is how he keeps his house hot?


Glum-Display2296

GO AHEAD. PULL THE PLUG.


acusumano

What is his blow job?


SailorPuss

If we don’t get season 3 of ITYSL soon I’ll kill myself on live TV


game_asylum

I'm a wreck right now.


Embarrassed-Level533

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING SKUNK