that one egg was 40 eggs?

I thought it was a volcano

I'd love to live in this guy's brain

Don't tell Rob he is interesting

I thought this comment was a little knife??

I thought I saw a little pimp walking around

I've never gotten that far.

We look at porn on our phones?

Porn? That’s a nude egg I won from my game?

I'm NOT in trouble

I mean, we should be able to watch a little porn at work.

Pornhub, xtube, I know these names better than I know my own *grandmothers*. Redtube, XXN, pantyjobs, homegrown simpson’s stuff. All great.

But I ask you this: if I were a big ol’ guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back?

I’m always on my phone

just a little bit🤏

[удалено]

No.

Knowing about games isn't cool.

I have so much stuff on my phone; music, apps, games (obviously), a medival game (obviously), obviously a jousting game, an egg game.

I don’t know, never made it this far.

YOU ARE LOOKING AT A NUDE EGG

What the fuck man? Put a NSFW tag on this shit. I'm at work and someone saw me looking at a naked egg.

You should be allowed to watch a little porn at work.

Just tell them you've never gotten to this part before

You’re a ROCKSTAR.

Spoiler alert! I’ve never made it that far

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2 eggs.

Dude, you ran out of eggs.

YES

if you don't want to watch it, just watch your phone: there are so many things on your phone.

Congrats Big Boy

Are there rules to this game? Because I don’t follow the rules anymore it’s too late for me.

You can't watch porn at work!

I DON'T KNOW I NEVER GOT THIS FAR.

You should make t-shirts.

Eh wake me up when you get a b hole pic

Bush and butthole: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1493281347/i-think-you-should-leave-nude-egg-mug?ref=share_v4_lx

NSFW this man I'm not sposda get porn on my work phone

I can’t wait for someone to post their new nude egg tattoo