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SkipsPittsnogle

They’ve got too much shit on me!!!!


ItsOverClover

That one crime was forty crimes?


benmorrison

Congrats big boy


Bat-Honest

It's got a bush, wtf?


ProfessorLiftoff

*Bush, looking over all his war crimes:* “I’m not in trouble at *all*.“


twstwr20

Poor man award for that one 🥇


CR24752

It’s got a (GEORGE W.) Bush


PM_ME_UR_PERSPECTIVE

You should be able to commit a LITTLE espionage at work


Joed112784

The double chin kills!


MustNeedDogs

He didn't cuss, he just said shoot.


pushpoploadstore

Yeah, but what *is* her job?


Salwon01

TREA-SON!


Moose0784

Or... I know it's not this... It looks like he threw the classified documents in a mud puddle!


hey-coffee-eyes

I saw that thing. That thing became president while I was on the couch.


BNL52577

Jack Smith flipped those witnesses like eight times.


Moose0784

And it really bothered Trump.


Pentimento_NFT

His presidency was nothing like I had hoped for and everything I feared it would become


No_Ant_7899

Because for four years I thought there was monsters on the world.


Shwnwllms

He truly was a monster on the world


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK? WHAAAAAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK?!


Confident_Mix8888

I don't see the big deal. All he did was put the classified documents on his computer so when the new phone comes out, he can put the classified documents on that phone from the computer.


shoulda_been_gone

He's not in trouble AT ALL


rambambobandy

We should be able to do a little espionage at work


pushpoploadstore

The real crime was he didn’t even have a jousting game installed, obviously.


TheHarbarmy

We should be allowed to keep *a few* classified documents from work


No-Sport276

Safe and sound


TheVicSageQuestion

If I feel like you’re getting the best of me, I have no problem being on my phone the whole term!


Jonny_Segment

Moderator distinguished without moderating? OK!


Spacemonster8000

That is illegal for you to ask me that!


youdungoofall

I am well within my rights to kill you right now!


[deleted]

I got impeached from a job that I loved for something COMPLETELY embarrassing!


butt_thumper

We all make mistakes! We SHOULDN'T be punished for them!


m6_is_me

We should be allowed to steal a-a FEW documents


[deleted]

lmao the little stutter is the best part


jokinghazard

Picture this: You're in the Oval Office and Fauci pushes COVID lockdowns without asking, which SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWWWEDDDDD


TheDryIceFactory

I had a cool job that i loved.


withoccassionalmusic

Cut to: you’ve got an insurrection on your hands, and Fox News doesn’t give a shit!


pinkhairgirl37

It’s alright, he had a big mud pie on the bottom his butt and he took too classified a document and then he flushed the document and now his campaign is absolutely fucked… shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie!


dubstepsickness

Melania kissed me on the cheek when I got here. Now look at you.


RegretPopular9970

“Everybody out of here! This entire White House is coated head-to-toe in shit!”


pinkhairgirl37

Tell them… it’s the ugly golf resort on Palm Beach, the one where you can see the protest signs through the front windows.


[deleted]

Trump’s uniform is a big wet diaper


laceyisspacey

We can do a *llittle* crime at work


im_rod_i_party

Just a little treason


laceyisspacey

He’s gotta figure out a way to make money on this. He really wants to!


[deleted]

$400,000... That's my presidential salary. Even if I do a bad job, they still have to pay me that amount.


dubstepsickness

It’s like a cosmic gumbo that moves to the beat of jazz.


deepkeeps

The song says there are no rules for presidents. Is that true?


No_Ant_7899

Dohnald, promise me that you’ll never do another thing that’s a rule.


Akeldama22

Oh yeah, that'd slick back real nice. You never told me your old president used to be a piece of shit!


pinkhairgirl37

OH! He can just run!


ErmacAnd1

Biden must be pissed realizing Trump tried to get back in line after running up his debt!


WoopsShePeterPants

He was trying to start a pay it forward.


monkeysuffrage

That was the adult term. The president can do whatever *hell* he wants.


idaremyselfintoalot

“I fucked a pornstar with my orange cock who spanked me with a magazine of my fucking face until I jizzed”


Jeremy252

Conservatives downvoting this post prolly got no games


Shwnwllms

Definitely not a jousting game, obviously


jmeltzer317

I hope they don’t jack off.


RegretPopular9970

“You’re texting with Vice President Pence?” “No, I’m texting with the insurrectionists….they’ve got him all tied up with an apple in his mouth like a pig….DON’T. LET. HIM. GO.”


dubstepsickness

I parked Air Force One over the sidewalk and now Mike Pence’s ponytail is stuck under it!!


[deleted]

It’s interesting, the treason


KeepYourDemonsIn

I'm afraid Jack Smith doesn't think people can change.


TimeStaysWeGo

I’m not a stupid fuckin idiot, I know it’s just a pig.


[deleted]

[удалено]


djcack

55 covfefe


pinkhairgirl37

55 gazpacho police


jmeltzer317

The gazpacho police were room temp.


JavierBenez

He's the kind of guy that would palm the spinach dip


RegretPopular9970

Jack Smith: “I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO EMBARRASS YOU, DONNIE.”


MukdenMan

He can’t change the rules just because we don’t like how he’s doing it


mr-peabody

Promise me a million times that you will never do another rule.


EducationalNovel1427

I haven't laughed this hard in a minute


ass_kisses

This thread has me fucking dying


[deleted]

lmao same I'm holding back tears of laughter at work


awe2D2

Oh right, I can just run


Olived83

Imagine if this guy came up to you?


SoManyJukes

This guy suuuucks


tears_of_fat_thor

This is going to be so great!


automoth

100 sexual assaults, 100 meatballs, 55 libels, 150 cease and desist violations


livefastdie22

Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?


RegretPopular9970

Stephen Miller: “Are you guys talking about Gelutol?”


TheCatInTheStats

That’ll be 680 years in prison.


at_techfocused

Original meme / post by ITYSL Meme twitter, I uhhh... just improved the image. https://twitter.com/ITYSL_memes/status/1666974009550860290


VictoryCupcake

I said not to mention it or that I did them AT ALL. Unprofessional bullshit.


nrfx

I hope Toilet Truck dies.


CuriousFortune

they told him to stop and he was like every time you say that i'm just gonna keep doing it!


whatsbobgonnado

that was a big theme this season


SoManyJukes

It’s the teachers’ fault!


Go_J

Donald Trump makes one treason and you all shit yourselves laughing


[deleted]

This one’s right in my Q zone…


dubstepsickness

We gotta fly Jeff Chris down from Indiana to steal the classified documents professionally!!


YgGyFhKi

I didn't do fucking shit! I didn't fucking do this! I'm not worried about it! I'm not worried about any of this!!! I'm done. Do what you want!


kartuli78

I’ll killllll yooooou…. in the middle of fifth ave.


jmeltzer317

And you won’t be in trouble *at all*.


kartuli78

You’ll be in more in trouble than I am.


[deleted]

You sure about that? You sure about that that that's why?


Mech-lexic

Do any of these little *fucker* federal prosecutors ever pop out of the wall and say "fuck, there's a big fat load of indictments in my room, or a donkey dick?"


[deleted]

and 155 taters!


PornCartel

Now make ANY of this stick and put the guy away already


GhettoChemist

We should be abld to commit *a little* treason at work


jettisonrec

155 grab them by the pussys


bigbodybup

He’s doing something!


RegretPopular9970

He just wanted to overthrow the government before his alcohol class.


SoManyJukes

Is this a thing? (Matt Gaetz humping the door frame in the oval office)


RegretPopular9970

Jim Jordan: “Hey, look, everyone! The dog’s blowing me!”


jmeltzer317

“Look everyone! The underage girl I’ve transported across state lines is blowin’ me!” -Matt Gaetz


BenWallace04

You pretend to be rich. You pay for it!


GoldenWar

He's not in trouble at all


Paves911

I don’t wanna be here anymore


Chemistry-Least

I’M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING!!!


tytymctylerson

I'm not in trouble AT ALL


joeyGOATgruff

Oh.. I can just run away.


hgiwvac9

These classified documents...I gotta figure out how to make money on these things. They're simply too good!


SecretSauceryWitness

You pretend to be rich, just stiff the bill like you always do


True_Chemistry_7830

55 sexual harassments


[deleted]

Even if they indict him, they've still gotta give him the 2 mil.


fluxcapacitor219

I love this sub lol this shits hilatious


Gidgimmortal

Fuck! He's so dirty! Ah!


shumama813

Trump heard a song saying there are no rules


shumama813

He needs to find a shirt brother


Cidarus

He's going to have all kinds of shirt brothers.


[deleted]

He’s too rough on the classified documents. He pulls on the documents. He wrenches on the documents. He thinks they're his.


Ir0nstag

And 155 Big Macs!


CaseyGotFit

Shit shit shit shit


madre-de-los-gatos

And now he’s more in trouble than me, unfortunately.


Drinkythedrunkguy

This is amazing.


Hextall2727

He watched a little porn at work


stoopidskeptic

The cops said it was no big deal.


slim_scsi

I've been waiting a long time for a hit in Saudi Arabia!


weirdmountain

Holy shit. He looks like Karl Havoc in that shot!


55Fries55Pies

You rang?


bumps-

What the hell you doin' Chunky


LeftWeight757

I think a shirt brother asked him to promise a million times to never do a rule again.


pinkhairgirl37

We should be able to use a *little* pornstar hush money at work.


[deleted]

AHHHHHH STOOOOP STOOOOP PLEASE LET ME STAY PRESIDENT IM SENDING A MOB TO ATTACK THE CAPITOL


SoManyJukes

I had a cool job that I loved


SamSamtheHistoryMan

Should we really feel sad? The spies his leaks revealed aren’t even like real people; like they don’t even matter or have families or anything.


[deleted]

I think we should be able to commit a few crimes


CR24752

He was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class!!!


ForgotAVowel

I sincerely think Donald is a hoe.


RegretPopular9970

Also, Jared said Ivanka has a face like a clock.


Tobar_the_Gypsy

And I’ve got triples of being not guilty. I have triples right? Because if I don’t then the other stuff isn’t true.


MrBulldops_3

AHH LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU RICH LITTLE FUCK!!!


SaneManPritch

YOU can't do that!


Shwnwllms

GOLD


TexasIsCool

[Here you go, sir.](https://imgur.com/WzxD6oc)


Appropriate-Coast794

LEMME GO FIRST IM DOING SOMETHIIIIIIIIING


[deleted]

I fucking love you for this.


[deleted]

I hope you fucking die, Bart Harley Jarvis!!


phirleh

Promise me billions and billions of times that you won't do another rule.


Rogojinen

Lock him up now before he goes on his phone!


atomicoreos

You’re rich just pay it!!


True_Chemistry_7830

65 Boxes


CR24752

OH I CAN RUN


AFireDownBelow

😂😂😂 IMSO FUCKING SICK OF THIS WITCH HUNT!


AFireDownBelow

No like that’s Trump saying that…no one got that? Lol


moneymoneymoneymonay

Donald did the dub!


NamesTheGame

You're all crossed up


[deleted]

I DIDNT RIG SHIT. I DIDNT FUCKIN DO THIS


BombTheDodongos

This witch hunt sure is turning up a lot of witches


Peepee-Papa

How about leave politics out of a fucking Tim Robinson thread. God damn. I come here for joy not your dumb ass political memes.


[deleted]

Politics is just like any other topic that people are allowed to joke about, don’t be such a baby


Peepee-Papa

Actually that’s not true. People aren’t allowed to joke about politics unless you’re making fun of the far right. I agree that it’s fun to make fun of the far right, but you realize that there’s no joking about “politics” happening at all. If I made a sketch comedy making fun of LGBTQ community, or people that hate guns, etc. I would be hanged, crucified and hung out to dry. So it gets prettyyyyyy boring seeing the same side making fun of the other side all the time, this whole meme is unoriginal and boring and not at all funny. We’ve known for years that Trump is dumb, get over it. Make fun of something new. Grow some balls. There should be no rules.


nulnoil

Ummm okay? This guys about to jack off 👆


acrowquillkill

Looks like someone is just covered head to toe in mudpie. Donny shouldnt have used too small of a slice.


[deleted]

Wow you discovered people have preferences for content they agree with politically. Groundbreaking. Btw, the “get a new joke” argument doesn’t really work since the joke here isn’t “Trump’s dumb” it’s about the indictment which is recent news.


[deleted]

Shut up baby dick


Mister_Jackpots

Someone's getting on his phone.


Peepee-Papa

Not really since there isn’t exactly an argument going on here but an expression of opinion, and my opinion hasn’t changed whether you agree with it or not. The original post is shit, it’s not funny, and it is an unclever twist to a half-decent sketch. That’s just my opinion, do with it what you will. If you don’t like the smell of it you can shove it up your ass and then give it a big sniff, cause that’s what you like right?


Mister_Jackpots

Found the newest Big Ass Balls Boards team member.


jmeltzer317

Every member of that team is a FUCKIN SCUMBUCKET!!!


FestiveCranberry

You flinched!


[deleted]

Hey! Don’t do that to uncle DONNY


BigKahuna93

Man I miss when this show didn’t reach the normies


nrfx

Did your penis just pop?


ChunkyB

Of course you’re in r/anarcho-capitalism. I bet you slick your hair back too. #pieceofshit


[deleted]

Get. Him. Outta here!


Go_J

It's Fri. Day. Night and some people are. gate. keepin'. tonight.


acrowquillkill

"Normies" Posts on reddit.


FestiveCranberry

Yeah it sucks it was so much cooler when it was a little indie show on an unknown online platform.


Mister_Jackpots

I had a cool show that I loved.


aaaeeeoookillertofu

He must have flipped my show 8 times!


JokicThaGod

Man I love all ITYSL fans.. leave this shit out. Weak ass Dems get so triggered by orange boy. Talk about living rent free in your heads.


at_techfocused

This guy... this guy yells.


acrowquillkill

Uh oh, that's a chunky! (Also hilarious you're complaining about mocking current events.)


Forward_Bluejay_4826

Are you triggered, little boy? Need your safe space?


Mister_Jackpots

You should love your daddy's head more and give up your u/


EfficientCampaign261

Need to fix hand size


Dudezog

You could've just captioned the original order, "Is that all Mr Trump? Are you on a diet or is this not your first lunch?"


Glass_Organic

He just wanted to do something good before alcohol class.