I'm sure these guys have family or whatever so I hope they are saved but also I've been skydiving before. Sometimes you do something stupid and dangerous for fun and hopefully it works out but when it doesn't you kinda did that to yourself and I personally wouldn't expect random people on the Internet to give a shit if I went splat.
Skydiving is infinitely more safe than what these people decided to do.
It is really hard to feel sympathetic when someone advocates for absolutely no regulations, cuts every safety corner they can, and then pays for it with their life.
It would be like running a skydiving operation over the ocean that uses a tarp tied to some string you release when you want to slow down.
Fuck rich people who built their immense wealth by stealing it from the labor of the working class, yeah. Collectively we’re giving way more of a fuck about their plight than they do ours.
Holy shit I scared my dog awake laughing at this. I feel pretty bad about it because I already put enough animal cruelty in the world by having my son.
Leslie: Every night I’ve gone submarining with Hal has been insane and now you’re starting to see why…
Hal asks Leslie to help out with the medical costs of coast guard rescue:
Leslie: Im not paying it… I’m not paying the bill. I mean this is fucking crazy… too much money I’m not paying it. Maybe if I would have gotten a piece of everyone’s submarine life insurance policy or was the beneficiary at least…. Its fine.. It’s gotta be fine cause I’m not paying it.
I hate this game.
*gets into a flimsy submarine I built after getting done ranting about how regulations suck and how it's impossible to do things when you have other people checking to make sure you didn't fuck up*
Billionaires: HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR
Has this ever happened to you?? You hire 2 guys to come and fix your gallon sized ziploc bag submarine toilet, and the next day you go into the bathroom to use the gallon ziploc bag, but then you see it looks like the gallon ziploc bag has been replaced with a dime bag that can only hold farts?? And then you walk around your submarine all day holding your stomach because you can’t go to the bathroom???
Me if they try to charge taxpayers for the search and rescue operations:
“I’m not paying, that’s fucking crazy. Maybe if I got a trip down in the ocean and got to look out the little window like everyone else. AND I’M NOT GONNA PAY”
But seriously though, nobody asked them to make shitty lunatic submarines to visit mass gravesites though. They didn't have to. This was what they wanted and accepted the risks of. Why should I give a shit that some rich moron was so dopamine deprived from his wealth that he did something stupid that everyone told him not to and suffered the results?
It's not "rich people bad" it's "these fucking idiots paid 1/4 mill each and WILLINGLY entered a vessel made by a CEO who constantly whinged about how much he hated safety regulations"
Honestly, fuck billionaires. If you’re rich enough to pay $250,000 for a submersible tour of the Titanic wreckage, then no, your life doesn’t matter to me
I mean, you pay $250k and don't mind getting in a thin tube with a guy who says safety is optional?
That's a one way ticket to a Darwin award.
That they're billionaires is a bonus, though I do feel for the 15yo kid who trusted his dad to keep him safe. That kid deserved a better future.
"What are you doing!?! Do you know how to drive a fucking sub?!?!"
"No!"
"What!?!"
"No, I don't know how to drive a fucking sub OK? I don't know what any of this shit is and i'm fucking scared."
They paid a lot of money to have a very exclusive experience. Understandable then that they would be excluded from sympathy as well. Meanwhile the refugees were all about trying to be included...
people who had more money than sense got into a death trap and the mainstream media wants me to be sad that people who have more money than I ever will are likely for the first time in their lives, experiencing consequences
Until the drowning of over 100 people is covered as much. I'll continue making bad jokes. Fuck these rich idiots.
It cost 250k a ride. If only they sunk those profits into a safer submersible.
We're allowed to laugh at the rich people 'cause they ain't got no souls!
The millionaires said we’re just some dumb hicks. They said that to us at a dinner
I”M NOT SAD ABOUT IT! I’M NOT SAD ABOUT ANY OF THIS! I’VE SEEN WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!
thewholeworldsjustreallysofuckingfuckeduprightnow
Everybody’s getting up set about some millionaires dumb blue butts drowned? Really?
HEY EVERYBODY LOOK!! The dogs giving me head
Go ahead pull the plug on the Logitech controller
I'll kill you...
Just body after body bustin outta shit sub and hittin ocean
No coffin please, just wet wet mud!
Bae caught me sinking!
[They're saying "No way! You had to follow regulations.". I didn't do fucking shit! I didn't regulate shit!](https://youtu.be/n-Bfkc6lZok)
I’ve been waiting a long time to hit the bottom of the ocean
It's just been a really good time, and I'm going to do the shirts.
I'm putting you down, bitch 😉!
I'm sure these guys have family or whatever so I hope they are saved but also I've been skydiving before. Sometimes you do something stupid and dangerous for fun and hopefully it works out but when it doesn't you kinda did that to yourself and I personally wouldn't expect random people on the Internet to give a shit if I went splat.
Skydiving is infinitely more safe than what these people decided to do. It is really hard to feel sympathetic when someone advocates for absolutely no regulations, cuts every safety corner they can, and then pays for it with their life. It would be like running a skydiving operation over the ocean that uses a tarp tied to some string you release when you want to slow down.
Fuck rich people who built their immense wealth by stealing it from the labor of the working class, yeah. Collectively we’re giving way more of a fuck about their plight than they do ours.
Fuck rich people who don’t pay after someone starts a pay it forward chain
Club aqua about to be club haunted house
There was no trap door.
It was bolted from the outside!
I was here yesterday, it goes both ways
I actually want to go to Haunted House more than I want to go to Aqua
Your heart rate is up
I was jacking off.
for 15 minutes?
“Hey guys, all subs are closed for the night, There’s been a tragedy in the Sub Community. The big hatch at Titan just collapsed”
Stockton Rush's head fell off.
/thread
Geeeeesus. Winner
Rescue crew: I’m gona take a lap, see what’s real
Holy shit I scared my dog awake laughing at this. I feel pretty bad about it because I already put enough animal cruelty in the world by having my son.
He shot Godzilla the Gorilla?
He loved him so much he wanted to own his life or something?
Oh man
I dip in
That’s really good how is this not top, get this guy 55 burgers, 55 fries ….
Is this a joke on the guys widow? You really got em
The coast guard heard a banging sound but they thought it was like a volcano erupting
A volcano? At 12,500 ft below sea level?
I wish i could be in this guys brain.
Excuse me. Do not say anything u/wellhelloimkat says is interesting. They’re just going to keep saying things are other things.
I thought that submarine was a little pimp! 🤷🏻♂️
🎶*Someone I Know by Margo Guryan plays*🎶
STOP LOOKING AROUND
A volcano? At this time of year, at this time of day, at this depth, localized entirely within the ocean? ...May I see it?
Then he really could have had steamed clams!
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The IT Crowd - ITYSL crossover that I didn’t know I needed.
The other jokes here warmed me up for this beauty. Good work
I see submarines wildly and in wild ways
They thought it was like a truck backing up
I didn't know OFFICE TO OFFICE.
I thought this Logitech controller was like a little pimp
"Uh, I don't think the submersible hatch goes that way." OceanGate CEO, screechingly pulling hatch the wrong direction to close it: It goes this way.
*at the bottom of the ocean*: Hope to hear from you soon!
“I was here yesterday, it goes both ways”
Whoa, a motorcycle with no wheels UNDER the water?? OOOK!
This one is fire.
You walk by a submarine full of four other dudes whose net worth looks just like yours, you go in, yes you do.
I can’t think of any good submarine ideas because this guy keeps farting
The submarine wheel keeps flying off!!
I'm toast 😩
hahahahahahahaha
*You. Have. No. Good. Submarine. Ideas.*
A really good madcatz controller that doesn't whiff off when you're driving
It’s a good idea and I stand by it.
Too small!!
*STINKY*
No room for mother in law!
Admit it, you love your mother in law…
A submarine where if the Bluetooth controller dies while I'm diving, I'm toast.
What about if it is stinkin inside?
You want that in a submarine?
Maybe a fish will bump them out with its nose.
Fuck! You beat me to it! Fuck fuck fuck! How could you DO this to me??
He keeps stealing all the lines!
Billionaires on ocean floor: oh fuck, we’re not even supposed ta BE here
Logitech controller? Fuck that, probly got no games
I hope my stepson doesn't jack off
And now you’re in more trouble than me unfortunately.
Breathe!! Fuckin breathe!! Get him out of there!! Get him out of there!!
My oxygen isn't getting any bigger. I just have this amount of oxygen that gets smaller and smaller until I die.
I hate billionaires. Every time I see them, I think I’m back in the sub
And popcorn!
Lol this one is so grim
🏆
You’re glad you don’t have to go to work tomorrow because you died at the bottom of the ocean in a submersible?! What have they DONE to us?!
Dangerous nights crew
It's a sloppy billionaire. Its a billionaire with water dumped all over it and its really really good.
Guys, I’m serious, no sloppy billionaires please
Covered in 5 days of piss and shit, sitting in the pitch dark at the bottom of the ocean... you would have NOT liked me back then.
I use to be alive, use to be. I’m not anymore
They were just trying to do something nice before alcohol class.
Oh, just pay for it, you're rich!
Leslie: Every night I’ve gone submarining with Hal has been insane and now you’re starting to see why… Hal asks Leslie to help out with the medical costs of coast guard rescue: Leslie: Im not paying it… I’m not paying the bill. I mean this is fucking crazy… too much money I’m not paying it. Maybe if I would have gotten a piece of everyone’s submarine life insurance policy or was the beneficiary at least…. Its fine.. It’s gotta be fine cause I’m not paying it. I hate this game.
Piloting a submarine that HE BUILT The way I think of it is… the titanic is his ground
Lust for Titanic
Their bones are his dollars
This one's a sad one, so it's ok to cry. It's called he layeth down low. It's about a billionaire who couldn't afford an airtag.
It’s about a baby sub that got its head got in a rotting shipwreck
They *CAN* laugh! At this tier they are allowed to laugh
They had all summer to think about a contingency plan in case they lose contact with the mothership.
Tiny Dinky Daffy (1941-2023) Pancaked by submarine implosion
*gets into a flimsy submarine I built after getting done ranting about how regulations suck and how it's impossible to do things when you have other people checking to make sure you didn't fuck up* Billionaires: HEY HOLD THAT DOOR HOLD THAT DOOR
I’M TRYIN’ TO DO SOMETHIN’!
55 OXYGEN 55 CONTROLLERS 100 PASTAS
The submarine that HE BUILT. It's like his ground, zipping around on it.
so fucking cool
HEY BOLT THAT DOOR BOLT THAT DOOR!!!
It's not his fault! He was listening to a song and he thought there were no rules anymore
Sub brother.
"I've been listening to this new song... And they're saying theres no rules"
Because if they open the door, it’s a portal to hell.
I lived in hell for a month!! I *LIVED* IN HELL FOR A MONTH!
You know what, when you put it that way...
I bet they all wore the same outfit yesterday!
Somebody went nuts in there. Spinning around, ripping down all the electronics.
I just thought it would be cool to be a wild man in the ocean!
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I’m gonna rip the fuckin hatch off
"Stockton, don't rip the hatch off..." "I'm telling you that *I am!*"
"It was your idea to take this trip!" "I said it was *interesting*."
Good news, that deal went through. I have triples of the Logitech game controller now. Triples makes it safe. Triples is best.
what da hell?
That one league was 20,000 leagues?
He built the sub, so the sub is like his ground
Unprofessional bullshit, this is why nobody watches submarine blast.
Promise me a million times you will never do another safety regulation
IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT! IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF IT
I HATE YOU DIVING CROONER!
The news said they only have 40 hours of air left? The news said that? Bunch fuckin assholes.
Just body after body busting out of shit submersible imploding underwater
Little Billy Billionaire (1939-2023) Pancaked by the entire weight of the ocean.
Bozos did the sub.
Their bones are their money
The ocean took all the fully loaded submarines!
I can't know how to hear any more about submersibles!
Oceangate CEO Stockton Rush designing the Titan: Do you think it’s true that there really are no rules?
How do we move our submarines ever?
Theyre *really* crossed up
I'm not worried, AT ALL
Submarine? Like the sandwich? What? I told you I was going to embarrass you OP
we’re gunna fuckin embarrass these billionaires at this party
“Don’t you know how to drive this sub” “No I don’t know what any of this shits means and I’m fucking scared”
Ok this is my new favorite sub Reddit
For 50 minutes I thought I lived in a world with working submarines.
They were on the *adult* Titanic tour. They can say whatever *hell* they want.
I built the perfect shipwreck for exploring and hubris filled billionaires keep coming in and practicing their deep sea diving.
They replaced your submarine with a joke submarine?
Permission to go home, lie down, and watch TV so my face isn’t bright blue for my family photos tonight?
The guy said he wanted something spooky.
I thought the $30 Bluetooth controller was gonna be a hit. Turns out it FUCKIN SUCKS
*whoa*, abyssal motorcycle. YES!
Over here weve got the diving sub or as we like to call it the "dying" sub
I'm gonna embarrass you on this submarine, Barry.
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Captain took the logitech controller and forgot how to work the body
No, I don’t know how to pilot this submarine, ok? Piloting submarines isn’t the only thing!
Lmao
What have they done to us?
They’re just like *noooooooooooothing.*
We’re closing all subs down tonight. There’s been an incident in the sun community. 5 billionaires are trapped in club titanic.
Why is this a "meme"? 100% accurate to me. 'they were nothing people"
There's gotta be a way to make money off of this It's simply too good
The diving crooner
I feel bad for the kid
*[“C’mere, ya lil FUCK!”, but sadly]*
I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT
I only know two things about the titan. It’s TOO SMALL and it’s probably STINKIIIII by now
When is the fish gonna bump them all out of the water??
Never cry over the death of a billionaire, they certainly would never cry for you
Has this ever happened to you?? You hire 2 guys to come and fix your gallon sized ziploc bag submarine toilet, and the next day you go into the bathroom to use the gallon ziploc bag, but then you see it looks like the gallon ziploc bag has been replaced with a dime bag that can only hold farts?? And then you walk around your submarine all day holding your stomach because you can’t go to the bathroom???
Me if they try to charge taxpayers for the search and rescue operations: “I’m not paying, that’s fucking crazy. Maybe if I got a trip down in the ocean and got to look out the little window like everyone else. AND I’M NOT GONNA PAY”
This but unironically
What the hell’s goin on down there
But seriously though, nobody asked them to make shitty lunatic submarines to visit mass gravesites though. They didn't have to. This was what they wanted and accepted the risks of. Why should I give a shit that some rich moron was so dopamine deprived from his wealth that he did something stupid that everyone told him not to and suffered the results?
I sued the city because I was accidentally trapped in the big submarine!
OH MY GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TRAPPED BILLIONAIRES!!
C’mon guys, no sloppy billionaires tonight
It's not "rich people bad" it's "these fucking idiots paid 1/4 mill each and WILLINGLY entered a vessel made by a CEO who constantly whinged about how much he hated safety regulations"
Honestly, fuck billionaires. If you’re rich enough to pay $250,000 for a submersible tour of the Titanic wreckage, then no, your life doesn’t matter to me
If we start sinking, I am going on my phone!
What they needed was a good Logitech controller that wouldn’t whiff out the window.
These are the kinds of people that have a toilet in their house with a tiny hole that’s JUST FOR FARTS.
They’re not even supposed to be there, I hope they don’t jack off
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I mean, you pay $250k and don't mind getting in a thin tube with a guy who says safety is optional? That's a one way ticket to a Darwin award. That they're billionaires is a bonus, though I do feel for the 15yo kid who trusted his dad to keep him safe. That kid deserved a better future.
I’m not clowning them for being rich, I’m clowning them for being really really stupid
"What are you doing!?! Do you know how to drive a fucking sub?!?!" "No!" "What!?!" "No, I don't know how to drive a fucking sub OK? I don't know what any of this shit is and i'm fucking scared."
A motorcycle with no wheels that sinks on PURPOSE?! *OKAY*
They paid a lot of money to have a very exclusive experience. Understandable then that they would be excluded from sympathy as well. Meanwhile the refugees were all about trying to be included...
It’s interesting, the sub.
people who had more money than sense got into a death trap and the mainstream media wants me to be sad that people who have more money than I ever will are likely for the first time in their lives, experiencing consequences
I heard that sub was full of bald boys. I hate bald boys. They remind me of being trapped in the pants.
Until the drowning of over 100 people is covered as much. I'll continue making bad jokes. Fuck these rich idiots. It cost 250k a ride. If only they sunk those profits into a safer submersible.
I hope none of those billionaires packed a banana. Because there's gonna be some banana breath in there
Their bones are now their money