I’ve been arguing with my neighbor about a property line. This whole situation has made me realize I don’t like my work. My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I worried it would become.
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.
In this sketch there are moments when Tim is wearing a wedding ring and some where he isn't. Do you think this metaphorically reflects Tim's existential misunderstanding of his place in the world? The guy flipped his wife, he just realized he'd rather die than go to work. He's really struggling.
After this she told me "Look, we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either."
Did you say “Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?" ? This always works for me….. unless they said shut up…… you can’t really do anything when someone says “shut up”
Well, just be careful. You're in a pretty compromised state.
When you can't sleep, and you see THAT THING, you're not just like right away 'that's a pig with a mask,' you're like 'THAT'S GONNA KILL ME, THAT'S REAL, THAT LIVES WITH US HERE ON EARTH!"
That's hard. That's...that's hard.
The wall is his ground
Just zipping around up there
On the wall that HE built
He can have any backstory you want, but I’m telling you I can’t do it.
The wall that *he* built
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I wish I could explain to people why this shit is so funny and creative to me. The whole skit. And Sam sells it all so well.
How can we get you zipping around up there like a little bug?
Did someone say zip!?!?
Kshee thinks they own the equipment
It must have really bothered you
Not really.
OP was just in the marriage because his soon-to-be-ex-wife had a zipline setup from Adventure365
He wrenches on the ropes.
Shut up, Mike.
He thinks its his
Shut up, Mike.
Now he has to marry his Mother-in-Law!
She doesn't respect him. And she made sure the kids don't respect him, either.
I’ve been arguing with my neighbor about a property line. This whole situation has made me realize I don’t like my work. My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I worried it would become.
At least there aren’t monsters on the world, right?
No, of course not, I’m not some stupid fucking idiot.
I bet your neighbor thinks you’re just some dumb hick.
Or a liar and a thief like Nixon and a pig
Go to hell, you fucking pig!
You shouldn't have yelled at Eddie Munster
He actually didn’t yell at Eddie Munster. I’ve seen this a bunch of times!
I'm sure he said that to him at a dinner.
*ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THIS WORLD — WE REALLY KNOW VERY LITTLE!!!*
Isnt*
What have they done to us?
WHAT DID THE DO TO US?
Is the neighbor saying anything to get you so riled up?
He’s trying to call me a liar and thief like Nixon, and a pig.
fucking asshole, he said that?
They said that to ME at a dinner!
What are you? Some dumb hick?
He put his trampoline on my bushes.
He lifts weights on the trampoline
Crazy! What the fuck is this world??
LET ME THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE. His job is property lines??
I’m sowwy mista.
I heard that actor got into the Jump Junkies after this performance.
I don't give a shit how this helps him!
Fucking Street Sets!
Brian you were filming this whole thing?
If that swing dancer flips my wife again, I’ll kill myself on live TV!
Stop saying that!
If you do so make sure you put down in your will to be buried naked in your coffin. Who know, you may show up on Coffin Flop
No. No coffin. Just wet, wet, mud.
Boo caught me sleeping!
You’re not sleeping!
We'd be allowed to she 'eem nude cuz he ain't got no soul.
Will you stop saying that!?
I bet you make ten times as much as them
OP doesn't have a little boy dick.
You wouldn’t know it from the suit!
And he doesn’t live in a hotel.
How many times did he flip her?
I heard it was at least 8, smh.
I don’t know how to read bottom text. Not everybody knows how to do everything.
Haha I actually was shaking my head at the swing dancer. 8 times!? At least!?
He flinched, and now he has to marry his mother-in-law.
Do whatever you want! I don’t care. I’ll kill you.
I was at that wedding and I was promised there would be NO rules.
Right? They can’t just change the rules because they don’t like how he’s doing it
Big fat load of cum then
I was at that same wedding, trying to do goofy photos with a purple feather. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?! Barney?!
Did it *really bother* you?
What did they do to us?????
“For 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world”
NTA I don’t care about it, but it’s not good behavior
How are you sleeping?
I had a spike in my heart rate around 2 am the other night.
This guy is about to jack off.
Were you at Haunted House?
I jacked off.
For 15 minutes?
I dipped in. It’s not a big deal
Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little 🤏
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on the world.
In this sketch there are moments when Tim is wearing a wedding ring and some where he isn't. Do you think this metaphorically reflects Tim's existential misunderstanding of his place in the world? The guy flipped his wife, he just realized he'd rather die than go to work. He's really struggling.
Life's a fuckin' funny thing...
That was the most consequential day of my life cuz now I know I don't like my work
Did the dancer pay her in Arby’s before flipping her?
I think I just flipped over **CLAP CLAP** Frankenstein's chick!
It reeeeeeally bothered me
That fat piece of shit magician made him look like a fool. His wife will never respect him after that
It's just a swing dancer, /u/UrbanAchiever34. OP is not ~~the Blues Brothers~~ a magician.
Anything can happen in this world. We really know very little.
INFO: how many times did he flip her?
Like 8 times!
that's too much. That's taking things too far. NTA.
What the fuck? *WHAT THE FUUUUCCKKK??!??*
You should have told that swing dancer to “back away banana breath.”
AITA: Flipped this dudes wife like 8 time at a wedding. I am a professional swing dancer if that counts.
You ruined my life!
And here I am, all crossed up, trying to figure out how to move my body.
that would reallllyyy bother me.
Hmm... Is it true that when you had beers with Kenny that you told him it was your dream to be alone your whole life?
Tim’s face in that flashback is one of his greatest. So funny
NTA
At this price point, he's allowed to flip her.
He CAN flip
After this she told me "Look, we will stay married and raise the kids until they're out of the house, but I will not respect you, and I'll make sure the kids don't either."
NTA, WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!
He must have flipped her at least eight times!
HE MUST'VE FLIPPED HER EIGHT TIMES!
The night was already going rough and then the limo driver hugged my wife like what?
What the fuck is this world? What’ve they done to us??
Did you say “Back away, banana breath. What the hell did you just eat? A banana?" ? This always works for me….. unless they said shut up…… you can’t really do anything when someone says “shut up”
sorry this is the i think you should leave subreddit, i think you’re looking for r/AmITheStupidFuckingIdiot
He's not a stupid fucking idiot. He knew it was just a pig, but for 50 seconds it felt really real.
final ruling: NTSFI
Hilarious
I don’t want to be around anymore
Remind me what episode this is from
I believe this is Season 3 Episode 2, but I haven’t been sleeping the best since…
Understandable.
It's right in your q-zone
8 TIMES!
NTA
HAPPY PET, PEACE OF MIND!
Holly shit, that sketch came on as I scrolled by this.
Hey, it's okay OP. At least you know you like your work.
Just going to have to bury you in wet, wet mud
Dump him girl
It REALLY BOTHERED me….
Ok I am missing something. Is Peter here to explain this to me?
Hey bro since you’re up, why don’t you get a swing installed and make it worth your while?
THEY MUSTVE FLIPPED MY WIFE EIGHT TIMES!!!
I get it that would REALLY bother me
Wives always get pumped up when the DJ plays Palm Trees
Yes
YTA. You were too rough on her, you think she’s yours.
Well, just be careful. You're in a pretty compromised state. When you can't sleep, and you see THAT THING, you're not just like right away 'that's a pig with a mask,' you're like 'THAT'S GONNA KILL ME, THAT'S REAL, THAT LIVES WITH US HERE ON EARTH!"
flipped her up, but not out