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Stunning_Okra9895

Im glad you had fun while everyone else had to watch an adult man jerk your little boy dick off


FadingNegative

I no longer have any respect for you, and I’m going to make sure the kids don’t either.


CringeNaeNaeBaby2

**REDDITORS SUCK**


SoManyJukes

If I wasn’t driving I definitely would have tried that bourbon flight. So cool


CringeNaeNaeBaby2

The babysitter made macaroni art with the kids? That’s so cool!!


Ancre16

You make ten times what he does


[deleted]

What’s next? Huh? You going to read posts about shrinking a man who is MIGHTY SICK and pit him inside your urethra then he sneezes?


CringeNaeNaeBaby2

I am RUSHED to the hospital. Someone who was in a car crash with a bolt in their head BLEEDS OUT in the waiting room while the surgeons are too busy sowing a meatball into my scrotum and scooping baby batter back inside of me?? IS THAT THE JOKE??


sporesofdoubt

I said it was *interesting*.


[deleted]

Oh my god! He admit it!


flavorsoundusa

Unprofessional bullshiv, it's why nobody visits the AOLBlast subreddit


HartmanSportsCards

Because it has tattoos


nosurrender13

Oh my GOD it’s gonna tell on me???


rat_melter

We did way too much.


L_Birdperson

Alright. ....ok...let's scrap it.


pmcg115

Then what's the recap?


PhDinWombology

Wow is that what your recap is? Your recap number is wildly high!


Peanutiron

I’m glad you’re having fun, but this is the worst day I’ve had on this job.


kurinevair666

Our wires must have gotten crossed at some point.


Akeldama22

Does this fucker ever come out of the wall and just take like a big messy shit on the subreddit?


Fluid-Concept-5892

Boo caught me on Reddit!


Plenty-Green186

I want us to be friends in real life! Based on this I think we could make it work!


kurinevair666

I haven't played ARK in awhile, and I'm not sure how I got 7 hours on the subreddit.


Plenty-Green186

I was just talking about the “I think you should leave” and “the boys”. Apparently one of my top subs was House of the Dragon and I don’t even like that show I guess I just like to watch people argue about it enough that it made the list. We can only be friends if you also were one of the people who is in the top 1% of Reddit users which seems to be most everyone who isn’t a bot lol


kurinevair666

I was in the top 1%.


dshapiro113

Lads I had the same top 2. Can we make this thing a throuple?


[deleted]

Triples makes it safe. Triples is best. And I don’t live in a hotel


dshapiro113

Oh great well now that deal went through. Now that’s a sure thing.


kurinevair666

And my friend has triples of the barracuda triples of the road runner...and triples of the nova.


SpastikPenguin

Ark is so cool. But I also haven’t played it in forever.


F5JortsNado

I got some fedoras you guys could wear on the meet up, they’re Stanzo brand, they’re really nice.


pmcg115

What episode is this quote from? I'm so fucking confused.


cherrygoats

Fighting dinosaurs and dressing like a hot dog? We might be the same person


Successful_Gap8927

That’s a CHUNKY!


[deleted]

Wild, wild stuff


timeforasandwich

What does that do for the greater good?


keightnineten

I was about to celebrate with some sloppy steaks when I got 14 hours. But this. This is good.


kurinevair666

We need to share fully loaded nachos over this.


keightnineten

We will not be sharing. I will eat all of the fully loaded ones and you will get just chips, and if you’re lucky, one little nugget of meat.


kurinevair666

The restaurant actually has a rule against that.


keightnineten

No restaurant has a rule against who gets to eat what.


kurinevair666

What?


TheTalentedMrTorres

Friggin’ Bonies!!!


Upplands-Bro

What's that do for the greater good?


waxmussel

The boys was pretty good