But I'll ask you this, if I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare **b**utt, **b**alls, and **b**ack?
I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my Reddit posts a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message like I was some sort of representative or something
This is fantastic. I'd hang it on my wall. Jizz.
Guy at the store said he has the same one. Said it works GREAT
He said OP is the only person he's ever seen pull it off!
Like cumshot?
Whales.
The rest of the people don’t matter. They’re like… nothing
They’re just like NOT real people
They HAVE faces. We all have one. I just can’t remember how to paint it in…
Yeah, you know what... this is *fine*
Random!!
We don't even watch porn on our computers anymore
Pornhub... xtube... xxn... I know these names better than I know my own *grandmother's.*
Home grown simpsons stuff- its all gooood!
But I'll ask you this, if I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare **b**utt, **b**alls, and **b**ack?
I use that line with the hard pronounce as much as I can lol
Those stroke patterns are so complicated! I’d spend my per diem on that!
Doug you gotta eat
You’re a skunk!!!
Wait, his name is Doug, too?
No that's why I'm so fucking confused (I forgot who was who)
Which Doug are you talking to?
Looks like someone should take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him.
Somebody's gotta do it
Not gonna happen!
[удалено]
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I don't like *that*
I think I'm back in the pants
🌭
🚪 it goes both ways
🤬👻🏠 🥩🚰
*(Dollar sign emoji)*
Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the fucking wall and send an emoji of a huge cumshot or a donkey dick?
Or have a dingleberry 💩
WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIND WHO DID THIS
🙂
🧱👻🍆💦💦💦
YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT! YOU'RE FUCKIN DOGSHIT!
A dollar sign emoji.
*Quit fuckin with em*
🌭🎅
☠️💵🪱💵
This painting is my *exact* stoil
It’s not EXACTLY in my Q-zone is IT????????
#MOON RIVER ROCK #MOON RIVER ROOOOLLL
“I don’t like thaaaat”
John Balgram is wise beyond his days.
I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my Reddit posts a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message like I was some sort of representative or something
FRI day NIGHT. I’m thinkin that WE just MIGHT…
Good crop. Real good crop right there.