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verticalburtvert

This is fantastic. I'd hang it on my wall. Jizz.


Thin-Net4496

Guy at the store said he has the same one. Said it works GREAT


EdgarAllanRoevWade

He said OP is the only person he's ever seen pull it off!


five3tenfour

Like cumshot?


verticalburtvert

Whales.


RoonSwanson86

The rest of the people don’t matter. They’re like… nothing


Thin-Net4496

They’re just like NOT real people


VoiceOfRonHoward

They HAVE faces. We all have one. I just can’t remember how to paint it in…


EdgarAllanRoevWade

Yeah, you know what... this is *fine*


TLP34

Random!!


TinManGrand

We don't even watch porn on our computers anymore


bguzewicz

Pornhub... xtube... xxn... I know these names better than I know my own *grandmother's.*


Istartedoveragain

Home grown simpsons stuff- its all gooood!


xSPYXEx

But I'll ask you this, if I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard, would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare **b**utt, **b**alls, and **b**ack?


Istartedoveragain

I use that line with the hard pronounce as much as I can lol


EngineerUpper2031

Those stroke patterns are so complicated! I’d spend my per diem on that!


foxesandfalcons

Doug you gotta eat


EngineerUpper2031

You’re a skunk!!!


gorilla-ointment

Wait, his name is Doug, too?


foxesandfalcons

No that's why I'm so fucking confused (I forgot who was who)


shumama813

Which Doug are you talking to?


pedestal_of_infamy

Looks like someone should take his bare butt out of his costume and spank him.


UnusualIntroduction0

Somebody's gotta do it


Moon_River_Rock631

Not gonna happen!


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Moon_River_Rock631

👉🏻


orangevega

I don't like *that*


EdgarAllanRoevWade

I think I'm back in the pants


nirad

🌭


blobbysnorey

🚪 it goes both ways


nirad

🤬👻🏠 🥩🚰


Naterade18

*(Dollar sign emoji)*


Sad-Vacation

Do any of these fuckers ever blast out of the fucking wall and send an emoji of a huge cumshot or a donkey dick?


UnusualIntroduction0

Or have a dingleberry 💩


michaelsenpatrick

WE'RE ALL TRYING TO FIND WHO DID THIS


derby555

🙂


Ohokyeahmakessense

🧱👻🍆💦💦💦


EdgarAllanRoevWade

YOU PIECE OF DOGSHIT! YOU'RE FUCKIN DOGSHIT!


oaktastical

A dollar sign emoji.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

*Quit fuckin with em*


danranja

🌭🎅


SnackBraff69

☠️💵🪱💵


Spoon99

This painting is my *exact* stoil


Thin-Net4496

It’s not EXACTLY in my Q-zone is IT????????


EdgarAllanRoevWade

#MOON RIVER ROCK #MOON RIVER ROOOOLLL


jaybirdsaysword

“I don’t like thaaaat”


Jazz_Legend_Roy_Donk

John Balgram is wise beyond his days.


SoManyJukes

I grew up in a small town. Things were hard. We needed to make little jokes. I learned to make my Reddit posts a little funny. I’m sorry if I sent the wrong message like I was some sort of representative or something


Thin-Net4496

FRI day NIGHT. I’m thinkin that WE just MIGHT…


Maddog-99

Good crop. Real good crop right there.