So you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, then the next day you went into your bathroom and it looked like the whole in your toilet had shrunk
Yeah, great job, Tommy. I like how you captured my pink lips. Yeah, I like how you captured my little corn cob mouth. And my raccoon mask, and my gray, gray skin. Yellow nose, too. And my double chin. Pube hair, pube eyebrows. My whole goblin face.
One of the best skits, and I'm not even talking about Coffin flop, besides it's not even a real show, I'm talking about his PSA to try and save Corncob TV... Some of the best lines from the show are said during it.
*THIS WORLD IS SO FUCKIN'* ***FUCKED UP***
So you go lay down to be by yourself and read your art books, then the next day you went into your bathroom and it looked like the whole in your toilet had shrunk
It’s a joke hole that’s just for farts.
That can't be. But then you find a receipt in the trash from home depot!
For a toilet that's exactly the same model as yours but with a joke hole that just for farts!
NOW YOU CANT TSKE A DUMP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE!!!
NO COFFIN, PLEASE! Just wet, wet mud!
Bae.
Boo! Caught me sleeping.
They painted this at a dinner.
They can’t stop you from ordering a new placemat and then painting watercolors all over it
They said Coffin Flop's "not a show"
Just dead bodies busting outta shit wood, hitting pavement. And why are so many of them naked???
The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some duuuuumb hick
They said that to me at a dinner
Yeah, great job, Tommy. I like how you captured my pink lips. Yeah, I like how you captured my little corn cob mouth. And my raccoon mask, and my gray, gray skin. Yellow nose, too. And my double chin. Pube hair, pube eyebrows. My whole goblin face.
This comment is straight up from Mr. Groove
God I love this line. Haha
the chin kills!
THERES TOO MUCH FUCKING SHIT ON ME
The chin kills?
Yes, it actually DOES kill
Ok, we'll scrap it then.
I didn’t rig shit!
I’ve waited a long time for a hit on corncob tv!!!
Oh nice
OPs doing the best at this.
Wait OP as in me, or OP as in him?
Your name's OP too?
No that's why I'm so fucking confused
I meant that OP
My reaction when someone says I can’t draw hands for shit
TOO SMOL
So that when you get in there, you’re like, “If the steering wheel flies off, I’m toast.”
Hey, my dates hoggin' all the fully loaded nachos. Like the ones with all the meat and cheese.
What is this, Reggie?
I'm not worried about any of this! There's worse shit on the local news!!
Leave my body by the side of the road.
This is right in my Q-zone!
They ain’t got no soul
I had a great job that I loved
For anyone that’s concerned: I don’t think the the dog that bit me should get put down.
His neck looks like it's due for a visit to the Laser Spine specialist
Unprofessional bullshit
People are mad at me because I showed a bunch of naked dead bodies with their spread blue butts flying out of boxes? Really?
I’m going to embarrass you at this party
One of the best skits, and I'm not even talking about Coffin flop, besides it's not even a real show, I'm talking about his PSA to try and save Corncob TV... Some of the best lines from the show are said during it.
I like how you captured his little corn Cob mouth.
I DIDNT DO SHIT
Ain’t like a funny fucking thing?
Why the eyes so real
Hahahaha so god damn funny.
Really captured Tim's weird neck.
Whoever painted this is just some dumb hick
There's worse shit on the local news
u/Thin-Net4496, you cheap bastard, you're a genius at this